"This Is Art, Hunny"
That's the ridiculous shit Lindsay Lohan Tweeted to a person yesterday who said her photo shoot with Tyler Shields looks like soft-core porn. Yes, Lindsay called this shit "art." If there was a Museum of Crackies, then this would be considered art. It'd be called "The State Of Lindsay Lohan's Career."
And who in masturbating on a chalk outline Hell thinks this is soft-core porn? Seriously, that bitch must be watching soft-core porn on TruTv, because there's nothing sessy about this mess. Just wrap all these pictures up with crime scene tape and send them to the morgue.
Below is the video from Lindsay's shoot. If you regularly jack off to police blotters, then you'll love this.