Thursday, April 29th 2010
"This Is Art, Hunny"
That's the ridiculous shit Lindsay Lohan Tweeted to a person yesterday who said her photo shoot with Tyler Shields looks like soft-core porn. Yes, Lindsay called this shit "art." If there was a Museum of Crackies, then this would be considered art. It'd be called "The State Of Lindsay Lohan's Career."
And who in masturbating on a chalk outline Hell thinks this is soft-core porn? Seriously, that bitch must be watching soft-core porn on TruTv, because there's nothing sessy about this mess. Just wrap all these pictures up with crime scene tape and send them to the morgue.
Below is the video from Lindsay's shoot. If you regularly jack off to police blotters, then you'll love this.
Images via TylerShields.com
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It's scary how much her life is shaping up to mirror that of Barbara Payton. And she'll be insisting with her last breath that none of it was her fault.
Last night they showed her sucking on a gun at this photo shoot... wow, she is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool! :/
I used to think that with professional hair and make up artists and the right lighting, anyone could look good.
I was wrong.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Reminds me of the freshly roadkilled deer out front of my house this morning. Except not as flat.
I don't get the implants conversation - where am I supposed to see evidence of it?
Sumpins wrong with this bitch.
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Hoooooly Hwores, Batman. The set-up for this "photo shoot" looks just like my high school photo lab department!! No Lie!!
And I'm sure someone had to take video for the insurance company in case there were any designer knock-off's missing. I mean someone's gotta' cover that 35 dollahs and we know Lindsay ain't got it.
Ok, we get it. You're still available to fuck for roles.
From http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wirestory?id=10514499&page=1
The gun photos came a week after reports that Lohan was dropped from the movie "The Other Side" because producers were reluctant to finance the film with her in a lead role.
Still, her nights of clubbing have attracted the attention of producers on the TV show "Celebrity Rehab" which, according to celebrity website TMZ.com, offered her $1 million to enter treatment and be filmed undergoing counseling. Lohan refused.
"I don't know why I am such a target, but I think there's a big misconception of who I am as a person," Lohan told a Los Angeles radio station in an interview on Wednesday.
"I am doing a clothing line, I am starting a movie soon, I'm producing some shows. I've just been working a lot, and it's not a crime to go out and have fun with your friends."
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Sorry Lindsay but the movie is gone...you couldn't design a "clothes"line and producing shows to advertise your awful clothes really doesn't count as work.
Take the offer from Celeb Rehab!!!!
whatev i can't stand lindsay but i think now it's got to the point she can't do anything right and that's fucked up. i thought she looked hot in this photo shoot and she IS very photogenic and knows how to move. I mean u have to give credit where credit is due even if u can't stand someone. She should stick with modeling
So she's skipping porn & going straight to snuff films. Yeah, okay. Some art, 'hunny.'
RED RUM!!
"This Is Art, Hunny"
Seriously Lilo! you could make better art by finger painting!!
Forget the gun it would be more believable if you were holding a bottle of sleeping pills.
And the moral of the story?: Lindsay Lohan will run away if you try to make her work for more than five minutes.
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You guys are wrong to criticize Lindsay! This is definitely "Art". I should know -- I just left the bathroom where I created a huge piece of "art" in the toilet.
Lindsay -- you are definitely full of art!!!!
A poorly lit "photo shoot" in some guy's apartment. Lindsay has hit the big time.
It's the end of the road for her career.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
8-ball desperation right here folks. plus, i reckon lilalalo bit a DL member's avie in the 3rd pic.
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Tyler Shields' biggest talent seems to be the construction of run-on sentences.
OK Im glad I'm not the only one who sees implants here
I didn't want to say anything earlier because ppl always say she has such great NATURAL tits but o see them clearly on the main pic
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i seriously want to cry when i see stuff like this. what happened to lindsay!?! she makes me so upset. i wish little parent trap lindsay could've stayed forever.
Is this some sort of avant garde Midol commercial?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Her shoes are fugly. The spiked high heel really accentuates the cheap & experienced slut factor.
she's basically advocating rape and murder and making it seem okay for all the pedos pervis out there. i hate her even more now and can't wait until news breaks that she really is in a chalk outline.
LiLo cannot spell "art" if you spot her the vowel.
Remember ... this nitwit dropped out of school at 14. She's been unsupervised and undisciplined for many years. She needs to be beaten and tased on an irregular basis. That way she'd always be worried about being punished for improper behavior.
She's a nothing. Don't worry about her future. She'll be dead soon enough. Then people will celebrate!
She's a worthless bum. It's entertaining to see her swirl in the abyss. We all want to see her disappear.
artistic or autistic? either way it's special needs.
So I did a Google image search on this photographer guy, & to be quite honest, he's pretty boring. Nothing in any of his photos "jumps" out at you, including the ones he's taken of Lindsay. And fact that she clearly looks like a fucking meth junkie doesn't help any either.
It looks like they're tryin to capture some sort of "Greg Gorman meets Joshua Hoffine" vibe & failing miserably.
Oh well, I guess as long as Blohan has a little bit more money to blow on cocaine & clothes then that's all that matters.
ELI ROTH will definitely ask Rotten Peaches to copy this mess.
Wow, she can arch her back & is weirdly photogenic from the right angles, it doesnt take much to impress some people.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 12:08pm.
This is clearly not a professional photo shoot either. Plausible scenario: this was after hours plate party in the hills (did you SEE all the random dudes?) and a coked up photographer happened to be there and they all decided they could make a thousand bucks selling this video and get a couple more eight balls.
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LoL and you could tell in her face she had the patience of a damn coke-head.
Submitted by putas on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 1:12pm.
He's thinking of how much this shoot will be worth when she dies (with the way things are now, probably sooner not later) and he sees dollar signs.
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I agree. And she cluelessly laps up the attention. This is some diabolical shit playing out before us.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Art? Um no. She is so far gone she dosen't realize she is being used and abused.
her friend said something strange about a text she was reading to lindsay...WAS I HEARING THAT SHIT RIGHT??
art my ass. she looks like crap.
starving yourself, doing coke constantly, and having herpes does not make you Kate Moss. close, but no dice.
She's taking the dick right out of Peaches Geldof's mouth, you know this was a job she was meant for.
Submitted by Alix on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 2:30pm.
Well, if anyone doubted before that she has implants... here you go.
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Whoa! Those scars are intense!
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O that pic with the photog and the gun is just too much. She's just not pretty ENOUGH. She's pretty but all this shit she's doing? I mean, there are REAL MODELS out there. MEGAN FOX IS OUT THERE! Gah!
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Well, if anyone doubted before that she has implants... here you go.
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Submitted by guilty of being... on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 12:21pm.
Where is the anal porn? Soft core porn to me is anal.
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O yeah - you can type this and I'm still the one that gets the side-eye! Harumph!
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I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. I had some dealings with her about 8 or 9 years ago and she was a mess then! She never had parents or directions or consequences. Everyone around her has given her a free pass, just so that they can leach off of her. She is desperate for attention from anyone or anything because she obviously didn't have any growing up. The state should have taken all the Lohan children away.
On a side note..that video reminds me of Anna Nicole, and the people around her, towards the end.
When you make Jenna Jameson look clean and wholesome, you know you have a problem.
Anyway it's obvious that not only are these pictures shite, but the behind-the-scenes stuff was shot by someone higher than a kite. The only reason it looks halfway decent is because somebody cut and pasted it.
Oh, and Linsay, you're doing the gun thing all wrong. If you do that you're just gonna blow off your nose. To really kill youself, you gotta stick it in there. Just pretend it's a metal and plastic penis.
it was only a matter of time before fire crotch was doin' porn.. ooops art. That half mill credit card bill isn't gonna pay itself is it?
oh and Linds, the gun in the mouth pic, you're doing it all wrong. Pull the trigger ..k? Thanks.
What is so 'artsy' about that shoot? That was basically Lindsay's career and life condensed into one stupid video. What a waste.
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It was on TMZ that someone offered this twat $1M to go on "celebrity rehab" but she turned them down because she doesn't think she has a problem.
When I think of all the poor people out there who need help and want it, but can't get it because they can't afford it, this shit makes me sick. BloHan has an offer to be treated for FREE and she still acts like an asshole.
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Did you guys here the rumor that LiLo is HIV positive? Apparently Michael Lohan posted online during a recent Twitter rant, but then came back and deleted it. Blamed it on hackers.
Sure would explain a lot.
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Dig me, bitches.
Uggh!! WTF?! I'm thinking this is the only work she can get now, and it's totally sad. It's like a snuff theme or something. Totally wrong!
I'm all for being controversial and creating "art" but this is terrifying to watch. THIS IS GIRL NEEDS TO GET HELP ASAP. Pack her shit up and move far far away from all of this.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 11:58am.
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So sorry about your friend, Queenie; it's obvious that he meant a lot to you :( {hugs}
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Thanks, Anonymous101. :-)
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If she is doing all this stuff to try and prove to the world how fine shes doing and how shes sober, shes totally missing the mark.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 11:58am.
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So sorry about your friend, Queenie; it's obvious that he meant a lot to you :( {hugs}
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
-- Says the slut from Full House with smelly feet :P
At least this bitch isn't, ahem, "blond" anymore.