Jenna Jameson Says She's OxyContin Free

Sorry to burst y'all's bubble, but there is no such thing as a foolproof drug test. I passed a hair test, and if I can, anyone can. I just bought this stuff from a head shop and followed the directions.

When do we find out the results of his roid test?

I don't know who this guy is, but he's definitely got a "special" look about him.

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People who do drugs know how to cheat drug tests.

Penultimately.

team hair strand test

They should have done a hair strand test - it can detect drugs from weeks, even months earlier. I know, she probably wears a weave, but the weave is attached to some of her natural hair.

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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 3:35pm.

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You write the truth! I am still Team Tito as well.
Funny, the people who are Team Tito are usually partiers or former partiers who know the tricks firsthand and understand the mindset of drug users who don't want the "guilty of using" label slapped on them...which is usually the desire of all active drug users. Jenna's "clean" results are pure comedy to that group of people. ;-)

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 3:10pm.

Oh please! She knows all the tricks to pass a piss test. Bet she would have not passed a blood test.

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Strangely enough, blood tests are easier to pass than piss tests. The metabolites of the drugs tested for are out of the blood much sooner than they are out of the urine. A blood test has to be performed very quickly after ingestion of the drug whereas a urine test will show results for multiple days, depending on the drug and the person being tested. Hair and skin tests are the ultimate authority. When she has a hair test, performed by a well known lab that is used by the courts, with witnesses, then I will believe her.
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 3:35pm.
I know because after one wild weekend, I was tested two days after doing TONS of drugs..(great weekend btw),

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Look, I know FOR A FACT that you can clean your system today quick fast and in a hurry. I know because after one wild weekend, I was tested two days after doing TONS of drugs..(great weekend btw), and tested clean...also drink straight vinegar and even if you did drugs the night before it will come up clean. NOwadays there TONS and I mean absolute TONS of stuff to take to clean your system and for opiates there are special things, weed, cocaine...you name it. Urine Luck from Tommy Chong is a favorite and found at any headshop..sorry I am Team Tito still!!

Submitted by icallbs on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 3:16pm.

i tend to think jenna's not up to trickery because she went for the testing immediately. i look for her to submit her hair next just to refute the naysayers of these results.
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You see, to me that is the biggest clue to her guilt. Those who are not doing drugs, don't need to prove it to anyone. She was not required legally to be tested and broadcast the results to the world. Maybe it is relevant to her case and for that, testing may be a good thing but you do it privately, submit it to the court and have it performed somewhere reputable. You don't drive 4 - 5 hours to Vegas with your girlfriends, while leaving the twin babies in LA with family, to have a piss test. They have reputable places in LA to get tested. Why go to Vegas? This wasn't done for her legal case. It was done for public perception of her and for that purpose, any old facility that would be starstruck by her or run by an old friend/fuck partner is what she sought out. People who are keeping up with their recovery do not do what she did. IMO

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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i

She may be clean from controlled substances, but she is still a used-up haggy cum-dumpster.

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I dont freaking know if shes on oxycontin but what I do know is that Jenna Jameson used to be absolutely fucking beautiful so I have to believe that something happened to this woman to turn her her into the ugly stick insect that she is now.
Take a look atsome of her not so old pics on idlyitw.com and youll see what I mean.....

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

i tend to think jenna's not up to trickery because she went for the testing immediately. i look for her to submit her hair next just to refute the naysayers of these results.

you have to wonder if his issues don't stem from roid rage, though. he looks like he's indulged in 'em, but i'd have to look at his shrivelled ballbag to tell.

i'll take a pass on that.

he did go for the jugular to distract from her claims of abuse, which is a very dominant way to go about it. it's likely just going to heat up from here.

Oh please! She knows all the tricks to pass a piss test. Bet she would have not passed a blood test.

good to know ;) haha

Submitted by Goldshift on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 2:42pm.

you can't drink gallons of water and come up "clean." if your piss is too diluted, they will ask for another sample.
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Ah, but that is easily remedied with a B complex vitamin dose, taken a couple hours before the test. It gets the color back in your urine in order to not arouse suspicion. Most places check the temperature of the urine and the color but ignore the specific gravity which is the main indicator of dilution. They will check the SG if the urine looks too light in color but if looks fine, they don't bother nor are the B vitamins tested for as an adulterant.
Generally speaking, there are so many holes in urine testing and addicts are sly and sneaky. Even the ones without money and contacts will find a hole if they need to so, when you have someone like Jenna, only the tightest security and most comprehensive testing is believable.

Also, there are numerous home testing kits that are exactly like the kits used in the labs. They have the same cutoff levels and the same technology. One can buy a bunch of them and pre-test at home until a negative comes up, then go into the lab for the formal testing.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i

just throwing this out there cause I've met a few guys who are into watersports... *gags*

do you ever wonder what happens to your piss once you leave the urinalysis facility? I'm sure at least a few people who work in those facilities have a urine fetish, right? I mean, with all that urine? human evolution is headed in the wrong direction...

you can't drink gallons of water and come up "clean." if your piss is too diluted, they will ask for another sample. however, I have plenty of friends in TASC and they are able to pay the urinalysis guy to come up "clean." not to mention "Quick Fix" which I've used to pass drug tests for work in the past. it's fake urine that you heat up in the microwave and keep close to your warm body until you have to give the sample. it looks just like the real thing but anyone who is curious could take a whiff and realize it's fake. if she had a prescription for Oxy's, that doesn't mean shit. she'll probably say she had some kind of cosmetic surgery or something. Jenna is a former methhead and up until she got pregnant, she was still using coke. her brother is also a heroin addict.

I bet that she spent the day sucking off lab techs over at American Toxicology. They lined up and the last guy in line was holding the negative test results...

Besides that, I trust Vegas-based drug testing facilities as much as I trust anyone else in Vegas. Which is ZERO...

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BTW, oxycontin and most other opiates (heroin, opium and pharmaceuticals) have very short half lives which means that even a habitual user of large dosages will test negative in about 3 - 4 days, if testing urine or blood. Urine testing shows positive results longer than blood testing does. What is tested for are the metabolites (the substances the drug is broken down into, in the body) of the drug, not the actual drug molecules themselves. Even if some of the drug is stored somewhere longer than 3 - 4 days, all the detectable metabolites are pissed out quickly.
Suboxone, Subutex, LAAM and methadone are all opiates too but they have very long half-lives which is why they are useful for opiate detox and maintenance replacement. There is less of the high and crash cycle that the shorter acting opiates have and that leads to less impulsive behavior by addicts, in terms of the physical side of things. Suboxone or any drug containing its active ingredient of buprenorphine, is not even detected in a standard 5 or 7 panel drug of abuse test. It requires a separate and specific test for its metabolites since it is somewhat different from full agonist opiates. It is a partial agonist/antagonist opiate and therefore breaks down differently. The others, including methadone, all break down into the same substances.
Jenna could have possibly been clean from everything but had a relapse with a buprenorphine drug that perhaps she was taking during detox from oxycodone. If she had no opiates in her system for a significant time period and then took a dose of Bup, she would be extraordinarily high as it is one of the very strongest opiates in existence. The therapeutic dose for addicts in recovery is relatively tiny. To an outsider, it may appear she relapsed on her opiate of choice but in reality it could have been that drug which doesn't show up on a regular piss-test.

And to someone who asked...oxycodone is the active ingredient in Oxycontin and also in many other painkillers. It is the main active ingredient in Percocet, Tylox, roxies, endocet, which are all immediate release drugs. Oxycontin is a timed release version of those drugs and that is how it differs. It has a high amount of oxycodone that is formulated to be released in the body, at a steady rate, over a period of 12 hours. It results in better pain control due to the steady plasma levels and the fact that the patient doesn't need to remember to redose every 4 hours. If Oxycontin is crushed, the time release mechanism is bypassed and the entire amount of oxycodone can be taken all at once, either by snorting it, shooting it IV or eating the crushed powder.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i

No matter how much fame and fortune this chick aquires she will always just be pwt.

Oh please. Anyone can piss in a cup. Since she's doing it voluntarily, no has to watch her.

Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 1:31pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 1:06pm.
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It's true...opiate withdrawals can be severe but rarely fatal. The person suffering the withdrawals may feel like they want to die but unless they have a seizure disorder to begin with, they are usually not at risk of dying.
Alcohol withdrawals can be fatal if the drinker has a physical dependency but the majority of detoxing drinkers do not experience DT's or anything that serious. The most dangerous drug to detox off of is anything in the Benzodiazepam category...valium, xanax, clonipin, etc.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 1:39pm.

If she had a prescription for Oxycotin, wouldn't her pee be considered clean? I was tested for a job and had a prescription for Darvocet; when I produced pharmacy records, they pronounced me clean.
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I believe you are correct on that. Anything you have a prescription for can come up positive on the test but still earn the tester the overall result of "clean". Testing "clean" is different that testing negative.

Personally, I do not believe this test proves anything at all for Jenna. In fact, it says an awful lot of exactly the opposite. There are an abundance of products to help a painkiller addict/abuser test negative for painkillers. One can drink gallons of water and test negative. There are humans running these testing companies and they are susceptible to accepting bribes and pay-offs from insanely wealthy celebs. Why didn't she go to Quest Labs or somewhere else nationally accredited? The testing facility she chose sounds kind of random to me. Did they watch her make her pee pee or allow her to enter the potty room alone? They all have different protocols. I have been tested in the past for new jobs and I could have easily faked my results, in hindsight.

Just the fact that she felt it necessary to voluntarily have her urine tested so she can broadcast the "clean" results tells me that she's probably using something. If you truly aren't guilty of doing something you are being accused of doing, you generally don't feel the need to prove it to the public. It is addict logic and thinking that says it is a good idea to do what you can to deny, deny, deny! Protect that addiction and substance at all times!! It would be a different story if she was required to be tested and/or if the results were kept private to the public regardless of what they were, but that's not the case here. Plus, she was tested 24 hours after the alleged incident which makes it even easier to fudge the results.

I don't know who to believe still. I am leaning in Tito's direction though. When I saw Jenna on Oprah, several months ago, I was convinced she was high on something. To me, it was obvious.

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don't pills leave the system in less than 48 hrs - so couldn't she have been using when it happened on dried out?

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Why did she and 2 girlfriends take off on a 5 or 6 hour road trip to Vegas for blood tests when Orange County is full of Medical Facilities.
Tito needs to have a DNA test done on the blood that was tested for Oxycontin to make sure it was indeed hers.
Just saying something in the milk tastes funny.

Um, how about dealing with your issues privately no matter which "side" is right? Instead of trying to sway public opinion to either story, how about getting the help your need, whether it's anger management or drug addiction? Should we decide what you guys are having for dinner, too, or what?

She's handled more loads than a trailer park laundromat.

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You know the bitch snuk in her baby's pee and put it in the cup.

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I'm sure they're both stockpiling the kids' urine for future meltdowns,

If she had a prescription for Oxycotin, wouldn't her pee be considered clean? I was tested for a job and had a prescription for Darvocet; when I produced pharmacy records, they pronounced me clean.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 1:06pm.

Oxy's are an opiate that can create a feeling such as being on heroin.

Prolonged use creates an addiction and when stopping use, severe withdrawls will occur..."dopesick" if you may.

severe withdrawals but never fatal. only alcohol withdrawal is especially if it progresses to dt's. Knew someone who worked for the coroner and said the number of alcoholics who die coming off alcohol binges is astounding. 2nd leading cause of sudden death. people just don't realize it because the cause of death is listed as heart attack, stroke, siezure, organ failure which are the result of withdrawal.

BQ - yes that is true. I went to get tested for stds (don't judge they came back negative - I just do it on a six month basis) and the doctor asked me if I had drank a lot of water that day because if I had it dilutes the pee and they can't find shit that well.

And to the person who suggested drinking a gallon of water with a eyedrop of bleach - I would NEVER condone drinking bleach, plus it's unneccessary. Probably just the water would do it.

Team Whores.

Google is your friend:
From The New Scientist:

Of 710 drug tests performed, 85 gave incorrect results, either because the urine sample was too dilute to interpret properly, or because the test picked up prescription medicines. Meanwhile, routine tests failed to detect the painkiller oxycodone in nearly two-thirds of cases.
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How a female can pass a drug test.

1. Have your child or clean adult pee in a cup
2. Place the "clean pee" into a condom
3. Stick condom full of pee into vagina
4. While peeing in front of staff member, use
vagina
muscles to hold in condom with clean pee and pop
said condom with sharp object allowing clean pee
to dispense into said cup.

You have clean pee and warm pee...only thing is maybe Jenna has no vagina muscles left.

"Fuck me running..."

For men, they make very real-looking prosthetic penises with a tube in them that you pre-fill with clean urine. It even keeps the urine at body-temperature. You just squeeze it to make the pee pee come out. Is that what men have to do? Do they have to squeeze it, or does it just come out on it's own??? LMAO

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When I was subject to drug tests, there would have been NO WAY to put someone elses pee in the cup. My probation officer had to stand infront of me, watch me pee into the cup.

NOT SESSY!

I saw her bio on E! awhile back seemed to me her and her brother had a angelina/james type of relationship. He was the one to actually encorage her to go into porn but not before suggesting she work at a strip joint. He was always very supportive of her career. I was thinking, how come she dosent know how creepy this all sounds?

Her face looks so much better in that pic. she has just fucked it up.

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He's not a pornstar, just a retarded MMA fighter who was in love just the other day w/JJ. My how things change overnite. So she's clean, doesn't mean she isn't a crazy bitch... still does NOT give him the right to hit her whether she was incoherent or coherent. Im so tired of men hitting women and getting away with it. After Nicole Brown, I thought Domestic Violence would and was to be taken extra serious, my ass, even with Orders of Protection women are being killed at the hands of men.
Im not a fan of JJ's but she doesn't deserve a beat down by some one 10x her size. What a fucking douchebag. He needs an ass whooping big time. Big, big time.
Maybe he just shoved her but he should be allowed to do that either unless she allows it. I bet they will be back in love within the next month or 2.

i LOVE chola speak.
like DAAAANG, WELL.

seriously though the way they are backpeddling now means they are likely back together, a heated argument that got out of hand-just got ugly. if he laid a hand on her you'd see it.

Elegance is learned

Either way, she's nothing more than a grotesque, plastic cum depository who probably shouldn't be raising children.

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Is he a porn star aswell? I've never really delved into his background.

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When I was subject to drug tests, there would have been NO WAY to put someone elses pee in the cup. My probation officer had to stand infront of me, watch me pee into the cup.

NOT SESSY!

someone very close to me works in a hospital as nurse they randomly do drug test and he actually has pee he bought off the net in the fridge when tested he takes it out and makes it room temp, that person does weed and amphetamines cant spell that word this is 100% fact
so who peed in the stick Jenna?

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 1:00pm.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 12:48pm.

These drugs confuse me. Is Oxycontin the same as Oxycodone?

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NO! Percocet is in the Oxy family, as is Vicoden (aceinometaphine mixed with an opiate)....lemme go get the info

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah ME I know that. Oxycodone is cut with acteaminphen which CAN include percocet, tylox, etc. and yes, Percocet is a acetaminophen and oxycodone mix.
Maybe I didnt quite word it right. Ive been doing that A LOT today......lol !
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Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 9:33am.

I wish I had something to suck on. Love you all like a dildo. Even the ghost chasers (I'm looking at you, you dumb bitch Morbid).