And I've Officially Heard It All
I'm all for finding a person in the world who loves nothing more than to cuddle up on your genitals, but YOUR OWN ABUELITA?!
This story is as uncomfortable as a sex nightmare about one of your relatives. Meet 72-year-old Pearl of Indiana and her 26-year-old biological grandson Phil. They are in love and they are having a child together via a surrogate. From New Zealand's New Idea:
Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.
What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.
Phil is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey, and the pair is braving public horror and even prison by breaking one of the last taboos – incest.
However, the pair makes no apologies for their controversial plan to start their own family.
'I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion,' Pearl says. 'I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me. Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad'.
Phil adds, 'I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait.
Phil and Pearl didn't meet until he was 18-years-old. Pearl gave Phil's mother up for adoption shortly after she had her. Phil didn't try to find Pearl until his mother died of brain cancer. Phil sent Pearl a letter which led to them meeting face to face. Pearl describes how her dry desert of a vagina filled with lady jizz when she first laid eyes on Phil:
From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,' Pearl remembers happily. 'For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.'Phil admits that he had the same feelings towards Pearl.
'I wanted to kiss her there and then,' he says. 'My feelings were overwhelming.'
The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn't going to deny her feelings anymore
Confused, Pearl talked to a friend, who told her about an article she'd read on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and are attracted to each other.
'I could now understand my feelings and realize they weren't wrong,' Pearl says.
Pearl and Phil have been together since 2006. A year ago they decided to use Pearl's retirement money to hire a surrogate to carry their child. Pearl says, "I am finally going to be a mum and not forced to give up my child. Phil's going to be a great dad. I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant" and in love with my grandson. I make no apologies and I believe God's given me a second chance."
I'm trying not to judge, but grandmas are supposed to hit you in the mouth with their chankla! They aren't supposed to hit you in the mouth with their chocha! Grandmas are supposed to serve you a warm apple fritter on a cold day. They aren't supposed to serve you a piece of their lukewarm crotch fritter! Grandmas should have a name like Pearl. They shouldn't lick their dentures in ecstasy when you give them a pearl necklace. You should get your grandmother a cotton robe on Mother's Day. You shouldn't get your grandmother crotchless panties for Mother's Day!
If this story was a paint color, it's name would be: EVERY SHADE OF WRONG.
With that being said, I awkwardly congratulate these two. I also thank them for giving me a reason to fire up the bong early. Thank you.
(Thanks to Chessa too)
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When I read the first part all I could think was, thank FUCK I was born in New Zealand - crazy inbred Americans. And what do you know, NZders inbreed too. well.
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Wow, for once I'm speechless.
Also .. JulesinSD .. the tie in with incest - homosexuality - healthcare reform - BRILLIANT, seamless segue.
@YellowMarigold I had the same moment and worse when I told the Mister (a NZer) about it. I was required to scour the two articles to confirm beyond a shaddow of a doubt their Kiwiness, after which he was probably going to renounce his citizenship. Although my eyes still burn I can confirm - they are in and from America. Not in NZ; you cannot even do paid surrogacy in AuNZ so that part of it was a bit of a clue (I had my Detective Latoya monicle on). The Australian incest0raters you mentioned though - yeesh, they still have their kid (the one that didn't die from congenital probs at birth) and a shiny court order disallowing them from having the sex.
What's next - a sympathetically written mag article about cooking with canibals? "We're just begging for understanding even if you don't approve of our life choices." Fuck me, what is it with people devolving.
If I am still having my period at 72, I am going to cut my uterus out with a butter knife.
I hope this isn't true.
so this woman relives giving up a child by taking up with her grandson - he works out his lack of family issues by being abused by his crazy grandmother - ICK. i just woke up and i'm firing up a spliff - i can't take anymore.
I say definitely cooked up,look at the chin and the nose shape on the surrogate and the abuelita it's identical which makes them mother and daughter and the young guy the husband of the daughter,
Oh. My. God.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
um... ewww.
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Submitted by julesinSD on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:22am.
there is absolutely nothing about your rant that makes sense to the non-criminally insane.
anyway, I meant to say that not only should the breeder for cash be charged as an accessory to a crime, but WHO IS THE DOCTOR WHO ARTIFICALLY INSEMINATED THAT BREEDER AND SANCTIONED THIS FUCKERY?!?!?
unless, uncledad just knocked her up the old fashioned way, which makes it even worse, if it can get worse. :(
and although this couple technically are not doing anyone any harm - actually check that, doing harm to anyone other than themselves, their live relatives and the reputations of their dead relatives, and of course, this poor child that drew the short stick in the game of life - sickness like this should never, ever be condoned or tolerated. never. you want people copying this "lifestyle"? sheesh.
First the father daughter couple here in Australia having kids and now this in New Zealand. Maybe they ran out of sheep?
Okay I am offically embarressed of our region.
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I automatically have a problem with this, and it's pretty challenging to figure out why rather than just saying it freaks me out. The genetics would be a problem if they were having a kid that way, but they're not. It's certainly not for me, but they're not doing anyone else any harm or interfering with anyone else's free will (my 2 things I go by when trying to figure out if someone should be stopped from doing something or not), in fact all they're doing is loving each other. So I...can't see a problem.
Sounds about as real as that story about that young British boy having a kid
Submitted by julesinSD on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:22am.
Thanks for making me feel better about nothing being born YOU!
Dare I say this? If you're gonna do it with your granny she oughta at least be hot.
Is this kids father going to be its great grandpa, as well? And is Pearl going to be its mother, or it's great grandma?....or both!? Confusing! This is a severe case of....'I'm me own grandpa', but reversed!! I hope its not TOO interbred lookin'........
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 1:40am.
I am shocked that even in this day and age there are still people who dare draw a parallel between consentual gay sex and incest. The first has to do with a longing for normal human interaction, the second is just plain sick.
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and julesinSD, you're such a dumb ass, read the source it happens in New Zealand so keep your dumb rants about President Obama somewhere else.
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I am shocked that even in this day and age there are still people who dare draw a parallel between consentual gay sex and incest. The first has to do with a longing for normal human interaction, the second is just plain sick.
How hilarious a homosexual commenting on this twisted relationship - ANYTHING GOES RIGHT?
“Marriage” - Incest mean nothing according to the gay marriage advocates…just TWO adults in love - right? Can't deny them their happiness - Right?!
And the kicker - Mr. Brack Hussien Obama will provide the welfare and CHILDCARE fore these two white trash maggots - so suck on it all you losers who voted for BO - all YOU get to PAY for it.
ObamaCARE will pick up the entire TAB - the hospital bills and welfare too!
Laughing!
Even grosser than Tree bark guy and Corner homie COMBINED...
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This is, by far, the most disgusting thread I've ever seen here. I'm still holding out hope that this is some sick joke...
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This is all kinds of foul. I can't even wrap my mind around it to say something snarky.
so their child is not only going to be his son/daughter but his uncle/aunt, too? and her child is also going to be her great grandchild?
And why people still pretend that what we call "love" actually exist?
I HOPE this is all a big fucking joke.
As far as the dumbass comparing this to homosexuality, there is NO comparison between the two. None. This isn't apples and oranges. This is more like apples and trains. Not even in the same category.
Homo sapiens fucks with every-fucking-thing.
Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 10:03pm.
I thought the same! This shit is all sorts of nast. I can't. Just thank fuck this grotty bitches aren't American.
Is it wrong that my first thought upon reading this was, "Thank GOD they aren't from the South!" ??
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they gotta be usin the same method ricky martin used to have his babies. she's way to old to have usable eggs.
NOW I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING!!!!! Who is to say that love is wrong? Well, that would be ME! when it is with a grandson, and your 72! and he's 26! and your bringing an innocent child into this mess! May Banana Jesus strike them both off the face of the earth. I see Jerry Springer in their future...
Submitted by Dgrin on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 8:02pm.
this is supposedly another shot of them with the surrogate : http://l.yimg.com/ea/im_siggo12KqXBO8_0etpk6R.HQFg---x360/img/-/100429/g...
this sound like a viral story cooked up from someone who knows them personally to ridicule them, cause if you look at the picture all I'm getting is a mother-daughter and husband of the daughter vibe,
but if it's true well then let be there is so much hate in this world so love wherever found is good,
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I agree. It's probably a bunch of bullshit.
Crossing my fingers this is a joke. No respectable abuelita anywhere should be doing this-she should be getting onto him not on top of him!
That can't be legal. I call fakery.
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Pearl says "I believe God's given me a second chance."
No, lady, I dont believe God is on board with this.
Meanwhile...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWztxTufJ8c
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Submitted by Goldshift on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Johnathan C. Frank on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 3:31pm.
I don't know why you liberals aren't applauding this...don't you believe anyone should be allowed to marry whoever they love?
Yep, you can't have it both ways. Homosexual relationships are as natural as this one...if you want tolerance for your lifestyle choices, you better be prepared to accept other's too.
that's the stupidest reasoning I've ever heard from either side...and I live in Arizona! I'm sick of people saying homosexuality is a "life style." drug addiction is a life style. being a Twilight mom is a life style. any two consenting adults having a physical relationship is natural...unless they are related. stop trying to compare homosexuality to this shit. not even close. people always try to bring homos down by comparing us to people like this, or people who want to marry dolls, animals, or whatever else they can think of.
You liberals? LOL! Can't you think for yourself without hiding behind political parties? That is just like saying you gays, you blacks, you mexicans etc........ Grow up!
It is never too early to fire up the bong.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Jesus, please remove these people from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Leave these rednecks alone. Love knows no boundaries. His love for her life insurance money is true love.
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Submitted by Nopers on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 8:17pm.
Aside from my initial reaction of being horrified, I think this is terribly sad. There have been many cases of GSA where this sort of things happens - people meet their biological parents/grandparents/siblings as adults and believe they have fallen in love. Some think that this stems from their need to identify with a biological family. Given that this young man also lost his mother to brain cancer before meeting his biological grandmother, I think there is something deeply sad and psychological going on here. It's pretty - let's be honest - repulsive to think of these two having sex (as grandmother and grandson, not the age difference). But what is really repulsive is that they are going to bring a child into this, and they've got no right to do that. No child deserves to have to go through what this kid is going to go through.
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WHOA...You take me from happy Granny gettin her rocks off to THIS???? Ima gonna need me a box of Krispy Kreme Donuts to deal with the shade Debbie Downer cast on my 'snappin' turtle happy snatch Gma...
but Ok, seriously, yeah, I had cousins in my family who hooked up...and they was sumpin' WRAWNG wif the bof o' em...They din't birf no babies tho...They went they seperate ways...but DON'T think for one second I ain't comin' up with some 'family reunion' bullshit just to see what happens...'Let's take pictures...Kissing cousins'...Yeah, I'm a sick fuck...Sure, I ain't the one that fucked my cousin, though...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"If this story was a paint color, it's name would be: EVERY SHADE OF WRONG."
WORD. Just so very VERY WRONG...
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Aside from my initial reaction of being horrified, I think this is terribly sad. There have been many cases of GSA where this sort of things happens - people meet their biological parents/grandparents/siblings as adults and believe they have fallen in love. Some think that this stems from their need to identify with a biological family. Given that this young man also lost his mother to brain cancer before meeting his biological grandmother, I think there is something deeply sad and psychological going on here. It's pretty - let's be honest - repulsive to think of these two having sex (as grandmother and grandson, not the age difference). But what is really repulsive is that they are going to bring a child into this, and they've got no right to do that. No child deserves to have to go through what this kid is going to go through.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/29/2010 - 8:05pm.
Let's get real up in here...I bet Pearl got a snatch that can crush oyster shells...I'll bet Thai hookers look at Pearl's cooter skills and say "DAYNUM!"...Pearl got it GOIN' ON down SOUF...Dont hate, APPRECIATE...
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cracking up lmao. about to log off for shitty studies n then this golden nugget. you somehow brilliantly took the voms out of this story. idk how you did it, but you did it.
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Let's get real up in here...I bet Pearl got a snatch that can crush oyster shells...I'll bet Thai hookers look at Pearl's cooter skills and say "DAYNUM!"...Pearl got it GOIN' ON down SOUF...Dont hate, APPRECIATE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well atleast we know mental illness runs in the family.
this is supposedly another shot of them with the surrogate : http://l.yimg.com/ea/im_siggo12KqXBO8_0etpk6R.HQFg---x360/img/-/100429/g...
this sound like a viral story cooked up from someone who knows them personally to ridicule them, cause if you look at the picture all I'm getting is a mother-daughter and husband of the daughter vibe,
but if it's true well then let be there is so much hate in this world so love wherever found is good,
WHAT THE FUCK! HOLY SHIT.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DAMN MK. This will be in my nightmares.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!