Monday, May 3rd 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for April 30th!
Excuse me, Miss. I seem to have lost my self-respect. Maybe it's the same place you left your shoes at. We could look together. - angel_i
Runners-up:
Bobby Brown finally sees some crack he doesn't like. - jazzfish_77
Nobody wants to tap that keg. - Sweetas
You know what's hot bitches? Showing up to your 20 year reunion and you still fit in your high school jeans. - madam s.
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angel_i :O) Congrats!! that was perfect!!
also shout outs to call the winners! nice work kids! take a bow!!! I suck at this shit.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
All I can say is Oh My God!
aw shit, you sluts/pimps are hilarious. congrats **typed this post about 4 times cause im drunk** not too drunk to know you punks are FUNNY AS HELL. *clinks yaegermister (?) goldschlaeglen (??) good stuff to ya*
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CONGRATS ALL....but my lawd, I didnt see this Friday, I was home sick in bed and didnt visit the puter...where was this ho going, and How dare she? Wowzers, that's something burned in my brain now.
Congratz winners! The CT was so fun Friday - it had me guffawing all day, thanks hors!
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
All of them are great. Madam S., yours made me laugh like a fool in front of my coworkers.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
This here is a DL All-Star gang. Great job angel_i, one of my fave peoples! Congrats out to jazzy♥, my girl crush Sweetas♥♥♥, and madam s. Great entries all.
Congrats, Angel i - you expressed in that caption what I've felt after a long night at the club. Shit, that was funny!
And congrats to the rest, too! :)
Good job!
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 11:26am.
lol, angel! doesn't that shit just start your day off right
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It's pretty much a perfect day right about now:)
♥ Threadkilla!
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lol, angel! doesn't that shit just start your day off right
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WON|?! LOL!
See that? It's been so long I didn't even look;p Sometimes I don't check till all the way at the end of the day!
CONGRATS TO ME! And all you other funny fuckers!
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
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sweetas and angel ♥, really funny you whores!
jazzy and madam, you made me LOL too
Congrats, you witty beeshes!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats, winners! Thanks for the laughs!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Congratulations, Angel-i!! Funny stuff, all. LOL!
♥♥♥angeljazzysweetasmadams♥♥♥
congrats to all my homies!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO
Helluva lineup to be included in! Congrats you funny bastards and thanks and of course love for MK. Sweetas... "Who knew jeans could cry" also had me cracking up.
xoxo
Well done madam s. LOL
Hooray for Angel!!
Congrats on the win angel_i!!! Great ones sweetas and madam s.!!! Hell, we have the making of a great party here!
Thanks, MK!!
Now that's a super slut sammich! Congrats to my main hos angel i, jazzy and madam s.!!!
*claps and whistles*
Well done!
Yay! angel_i, jazzy, sweeas, and madamn s.!!!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
*fall out*
Good job, sluts!
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Bwahaha! Congrats to all.....well done! xx
Congrats Phats!!!!! Brilliant comments.
But our Phattest Poster Girl:
Snowy was robbed!!!!!!!
loved her Kardashian caption!
The Sexuation
Great job, sluts! Very funny.
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You know what's hot bitches? Showing up to your 20 year reunion and you still fit in your high school jeans. - madam s.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Fucking brilliant!
CUNTGRATZ cuntz
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Pretty impressive line up of sluts! Congrats! Super captions!
They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love. - The Countess DeLave in "The Women"
Shamu comes out.
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Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 10:10pm.
From the creators of "Faces of Meth" comes "Asses of Crack!"
This is my favorite, LMAO
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You've heard of muffin top, now here is the muffin bottom.
In case of emergency...pull string. Ok, I really don't know what that even means but..
Sistahood of the Traveling Pants
After ditching Peaches Geldof , Tyronie got her funk on at the local club.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 9:35am.
They had it in my size!!!
WINNER! If that doesn't win there's going to be tears. Unless I win.
Yo, I just bumped into this bitch at the bar and i lost my PHONE in there! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
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Sidibe's "After" shot, after losing 68 Lbs with jenny craigsisis
:::I really could use some trouser gravy right about now:::
They had it in my size!!!
Snookie finally OD'ed on self tanner.
Oh great, TyTy is doing another show where she dresses up in a fat suit. Wait.... oops, no suit.
Nobody knew, but Fridays after all day of acting, Jabba would leave the set, don his weave and then hit the club as Keesha, just another girl in the club. The role he was born to play....
John, eat a snickers bar. You know you turn into a fat black skank when you're hungry.
That is one sweet watch...
Tyra Banks without the Spanx.
She's telling her friend about the ungentlemanly comment she got... So this guy walks up and says, " I would love to see what you look like out of those clothes!". So I replied, " I am a lady, you have to wine and dine me before THAT is going to happen!" Now quick Michelle, give me the car keys, I'm taking him to the All-you-can-eat Waffle House.
Larry Platt's daughter performs "Pants up Ya Ass " during her Idol audition.......