Friday, April 30th 2010

Where Is The ASPCA When You Need Them?


Or where are the men in white coats when you need them? On today's Ty Ty's Hour of Foolery, she pranked her audience by pretending to foam at the mouth and bark like a dog. Um. Somebody should tell Ty Ty that a prank is supposed to shock people. Most of the audience probably didn't even bat an eye, because Ty Ty is always foaming at the mouth and barking at hos. This isn't a prank. This is an hourly occurrence. CRAZY naturally runs through her veins.

Ty Ty's staff should've pranked her ass back by having the dog catcher come out and drag her ass down to the pound. And you know nobody wants to adopt her.

But seriously, Ty Ty only did this to give Joel McHale a sweet tingle. This is like a dance of seduction meant only for him. Lou better tuck his tail in, because this will be the clip of the weeeeeeek.

Source: Just Jared via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Kandykane's picture

Crumbs. First the first time in my life EVER I actually felt embarrassed for somebody. Damn that idiot's nuts.

z-listed's picture

What an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't BARK when you have rabies!

I don't get it, where is the prank?

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

That was seriously the sickest shit I've ever seen in my life... and what the fuck was she wearing?

This girl seriously has a man and she's that crazy?
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Whatever's picture

That is gross and stupid. Stick to judging wanna-be models ty ty.

Infamous's picture

Cant stand this bitch! I thought she was going off the air?

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boomsy's picture

You know, the worst part of this was her getting people's hopes up; once you get rabies the fatality rate is 100%. Too bad Ty Ty-'s too dumb to realize that...

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*winks@Bowchickawawa**smooches@Eileenie*!:)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 10:13am.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 12:40am.
I AM GEOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED AND ADMIT IT!!!!!!
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 12:40am.
I AM GEOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED AND ADMIT IT!!!!!!
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GEOGRAPHICALLY TOO!

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Totally agree with Michael on this
she is soooo trying to get her show to viral market around shows ,Internet and The Soup

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Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

I feel so bad for people who signed contracts to sit through out entire filming process of this mess
I like Tyra ... I think she's gorgeous and I love ANTM even tho every season is same old shit so it's sorta scripted edited and over produced
but is this bitch goin entirely overboard or crazy or something with this me me me me show
it's like she's an overgrown child with attention problems
Tyra can be so fucking annoying but she does have that very refreshing view on things she just dun have maturity for it to balance it out
I see Wendy Williams is doin same shit.... I loved her radio show but once she went on tv she lost that thing she had that was entertainin to hear on zee radio

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babybunny's picture

Tyrant's inner bitch finally comes out...

Mildred Pierce's picture

I'd rather watch the RABID DOG, instead of Tyra impersonating one

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ScarfnBarf's picture

W T F

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Oh my Lawd, bitch be craaaazy! What a freak show on two feet.
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DeeDee's picture

Tyra needs to stop huffing her wig glue.

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Oh brother. Anything for attention/rating, eh, Ty Ty?

FAIL!

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Raul Duke's picture

It's time to put her down. *********************************************************************************************** What ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak English in What? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCrDuGyZ6FA

Emeriesan's picture

I wonder who the hell watches that show? I mean, i'm utterly addicted to ANTM and I hate myself for it, but her talk show is not even good trash TV!
At least Ricki Lake was a great showcase of Andy Warhol style all-American inclusiveness and whackiness.

Honey, I can't. I love you MK, but your videos disturb me.

ewe's picture

KILL IT!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

MizRo's picture

Daytime TV does suck: whoever decided to give her a show must have rocks for brains.

Fronika's picture

She doesn't swallow then.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

buddhistgirl69's picture

I am guessing Tyra's IQ is about 70 on a good day... and her audience not much higher! This seems to be the Ricki Lake watching folks from back in those days. Hate day time T.V.

do you recall Czechoslovakia and our velvet divorce? We became the Czech Republic and then Slovakia.

We are situated in the heart/center of Europe.

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Submitted by Jana on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 12:32am.

Not to be ignorant(but I am), what is Slovak? Not Slovakian/Croatian, etc., right? I AM GEOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED AND ADMIT IT!!!!!!

*scratces head*

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Sorry, man, my eyelids won't stay open.

*smooches*@Eileenie!

I'll be back soon:) Well, as soon as I wake up:)

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EILEEEEEEENIEEEEEEE!

I'm kinda out of it, I wasn't sure if those posts were old or not.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 12:26am.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

ANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*swoons*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

and this is Lucky. My crossed beagle bastard.

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MickeyHolland's picture

Isn't rabies a good reason to put her in quarantine? She deserves as much for selling out her chubby sisters. First the bitch tells them to stand proud and then she starves herself to fit the profile she ranted and raved about on numerous shows.

zero credibility
+ non-talent
+ astoundingly annoying
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= why does this woman have her own show?

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Wait, I thought you were French from MTL????

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

I'm from Europe and I had to correct Stoney, who insulted me and my name (and everyone else on here). The ''J'' is pronounced as a ''Y'' where I'm from, so my name is actually pronounced ''Ya-na''.
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aCertainAllure's picture

I really dislike her sometimes. This is one of those times. Crazy bitch.

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You danced up on me so hard. Your face looked more angel than human. The music pierced through me like an x-ray. Your Mercedes looked more rocketship than car.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Jana, why do they call you "Yana?? Did I miss something? My keyboard is f-ed up!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Miami's picture

If only Cesear Milan would come out, and punch her in the face, then put her in a portable dog carrier.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:58pm.
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likes your new avi. I was starting to feel retarded around here.

Team dogs.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AND WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT CUNT HAVE HER OWN SHOW? RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN.

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50pm.
Who the hell gave her a show? She's at the emotional/intellectual level of maybe a 1st or 2nd grader
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I KNOW!! God, she is sooo annoying. In what idiot universe did it make sense giving her a TALK show? Grrrrr.
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Vermithrax's picture

Spending more than thirty seconds thinking about her gives me a headache.

nooooo!

the hot ass is MIA. Just like Halak tonight.

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moron

Hot ass.

Jealous.
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So I just checked out the Open Post since everyone was complaining about his dog. Turns out the dog is okay. Maybe he was bawlin' for bagina.

TheBreakdown's picture

People watch this shit?

Is she for real with this ignunce!?

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Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 10:48pm.

The woman has a gyroscope fitted into her huge fivehead that maintains her balance.

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Jayda's picture

I would've pushed her off me drooling like that