A Quote From Our Messiah Stephen Baldwin
Well, I guess I got the "mess" part right in the title. So...Stephen Baldwin, the burnt out weed bud of the Baldwin brothers, gave a long ass interview about RestoreStephenBaldwin.com, the website devoted to putting money into his checking account in the name of the lord.
Stephen didn't create the website himself, but he's throwing up his hands and praising it. This is what Stephen had to say when he was asked if he would actually accept your donations:
Yeah, I would accept it, but I want to just clarify. What's interesting is the initial motivation was this vision to see if Christians and people of that faith might agree with an idea and the vision that he had, and the larger vision is this thing called 'All Who Knew Him.' I'm just somebody that agreed to be the first recipient of that vision. I'll be honest with you, I wasn't sure whether or not this thing was going to get any attention or have any awareness. I don't even know how long it's been out there, but it sat around for a while initially. As the result of one blogger writing something pretty nasty, that's what kind of became the catalyst for the awareness that we see now. Interestingly enough, I don't have any numbers, but a significant response in regards to donations has been triggered as a result of that. So, in other words, somebody wrote something mean, and Christians said, "Whoa, wait a second, maybe that isn't such a bad idea."Again, I have no control over any of it. I'm not looking at it like it's some business deal for me. I'm not involved, I don't want to be involved... it's a charitable situation and whatever God's going to do, God's going to do. If it turns out to be something that blesses me in a great way financially, then amen. I can tell you right now: If $20 to $50 million came in from the launch of this idea -- the idea being this 'All Who Knew Him' vision -- I think that would be a great opportunity to use those funds to do more and more charitable work. It could become something that once people go to the Web site and understand its true motivation is, I think the sky is the limit and that would be awesome. But the key there is that people need to go to the Web site and understand its true motivation. So many people are reacting to it without really understanding it.
If that's making you throw Stephen a "Come again?" look, then read the rest of the WTF interview at Popeater.
You know, if I put a $10 bill in Stephen's donation cup, I might see the light (no, I won't) and feel warmth in my veins. But if I put a $10 bill in a bartender's hand, I know for a fact I will see the light, feel warmth in my veins AND THEN SOME. So I'll go with the latter.
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Um he could always GET A FUCKING JOB! He's only 40 and most normal mortals work into their seventies nowadays. God Bless this diludinoid and any children he might be an example for.
isn't it hilarious when Christians (and I am one)..use the word "V I S I O N" to present a reason why you should give them your money.
Stephen Baldwin spending too much fucking money and losing his house & going bankrupt is now an official Christian Vision...awww how wonderful!!!!!!
Oh brother. Not this again...Stephen Baldwin shouldn't be namedropping like God's his homey. The guy seriously needs a slap upside the head and a good bullet between the eyes reporter asking him if he really has the conscience for this...(because basically it's full of shit and despicable).
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
I watched him in some movie called 'a real tough cop' or some such. I can't stand seeing him anymore, and I sure as hell am not going to read his natterings.
Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 7:04am.First off, He's not the one on celeb rehab. That was a different brother-an actor with less success and talent than Stephen.
Daniel Baldwin may have less success, but I think he's a much better actor. He was awesome on Homicide.
WWJD?? Get a job? Live within his means?
What happened to "If you don't work, you don't eat"???? That's from that book called the Bible, Stephen. You might wanna crack it one of these good ol' days, faux Christian.
Stop hiding behind this "movement". You are an able bodied grown ass man. There's literally millions upon millions of people in serious need in this world. And they don't have a multi-millionaire big brother. Swallow your pride and hit up your fam for a loan.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by MaxThrax on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 2:08pm.
"Next thing you know, he'll be doing Jesus approved gay porn to pay his mortgage."
I would pay to see that, even if I maxed my credit cards!
Submitted by TequilaTax on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 10:54am.
Or get a different job. Stephen is saying he is broke because no acting roles are coming his way.
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Let me guess, because he's a "christian" and "conservative?" Please, I'm sure The Hallmark Channel is hiring. If he can't an acting job, why not just produce or direct something? There's several Christian cable channels that could use the help. Better yet, how about a reality show, that's what most of the other one-trick celebrity ponies do.
I knew Stephen's "Born again" Christianity was suspect when he first broke the news about it.
The sad part is, I'd rather give Ted Haggart money than this two-faced fool. Alec's "thoughtless little pig" rant should have been aimed at Daniel and Stephen
But cgwalt, he's too good for a place like WalMart.
It's okay when he and his right-wing asshole pals are badmouthing people on welfare, shouting to the world that they should all get jobs and be "self-sufficient", but when STEPHEN BAWLDWIN is having financial difficulties, it's PERFECTLY FINE TO TAKE "HAND OUTS".
Fucking right-wing hypocrite motherfuckers.
They can all go straight to hell.
This sad douche, I mean WTF?? Get a job at Walmart for fucks sake. Isn't there somewhere, anywhere, a reference to personal dignity in that goofy bible of yours???
You might as well sit on the corner of Prince and Broadway sell Jesus hats you skeevy fraud.
Oh, fuck you.
That's from all of us who actually work and produce shit. Become a preacher because they don't fucking work either.
Handjobs? That's a career path you might consider. The johns won't have to look at your pouty cranky face
Oh I SOOOOOO want to email this thread/comments to my sister and her husband... they are essentially doing the same thing as SB. After 4+ years in college and no real job prospects, bro-in-law decided to become a "minister" at their cult church. They now send out bimonthly newsletters to 500 of their closest friends and family giving updates on their "service to the Lord" and asking if we won't please donate to their church to help cover their budget. You know how much they spend every month? SEVEN GRAND. And their rent is only about $700.
The sickening part is that between donations from their ex-church and various other organizations (and a few people) they're raking in about $4K a month, tax-free.
Plus the fact that my parents and grandparents have offered to send THEM money for rent, car payment, etc. numerous times, but sis & bro-in-law tell them, "thanks, but if you could please send it to the church, instead... we get it through them..." I don't think tax evasion is a very Christian trait, but what do I know.
Sorry for the rant. People who call themselves "Christians" and seem to think they're too good to work for money are just a pet peeve of mine :)
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 11:19am.
Get
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Too funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
So Stephen thinks Health Care Reform is socialism, but apparently it's different if your a 'good white Christian' and need help. These conservatives are the scum of the earth, they really are, I'm so sick of their hypocrisy. Next thing you know, he'll be doing Jesus approved gay porn to pay his mortgage.
Wow! what an ego. He's obviously not familiar with the concept of aceticsm, or the whole rich man, finding it somewhat difficult to get into heaven type thing.
So many self professed religious types spout meaningless drivel but don't actually live the life. What's with the unhealthy looking undereye rings , has he been up all night praying?
um. what?
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 6:55pm.
If you're in the mood to vomit all of your organs out, then go to the "Encouragement" page on his site.
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Ummm, no. But thanks for asking. ;)
Here's a fucking brilliant idea Stevie: GET A JOB ASSHOLE. And stop living beyond your means. Like most of us average Joes do.
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 8:28pm.
no, but I'd rather have US laws regulating this. I'd rather keep my hard earned money for myself and pay less in taxes and pay for my medical care at my own expense. Many ppl abuse of the system here and it's frustrating.
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Yer crazy! We don't have to watch out for "the people" here as much as we watch out for our government....cuz you realize they spent BILLIONS of health care money on filing clerks, right? THAT's fucked up. But we're dealing with that - cuz we make mistakes (like anybody) and with exception to the mistakes that Brian Mulroney made we can fix them.
Plus you and your hard-earned money are constantly reunited through a wealth of other social programs available to you that I'm sure you're barely aware of just cuz they've always been there.
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God must be thinking what a fucking ass hole creepy Baldwin is for using his name to bring in the cash....
Mind you the evangelicals for the most part are so fucking stupid they will give money to a lot of scheming schysters so why not him I guess...
Problem is that there are thousands of really worthwhile causes and people who need help in this country and he sure as shit aint one of them....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Wait, what? I skimmed through Stephen's part of the interview mostly because I read the first lines and the douche smell became latched onto my skin and hair, but is he actually claiming that the donations are a gift from God and as such he's happy to take them? How deluded can you be? Go out and get a job, and stop mooching off of people! Jesus Christ. I don't want to sound like a religious bigot, but Stephen and his many peers are not doing wonders for the public image of Christianity. You guys need to find better spokesperson, STAT.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 9:28am.
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Who? Even after googling, I'm none the wiser.
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Submitted by wig in a box on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 9:54am.
Wait, I'm confused here. Isn't Stephen also a conservative, who believe in pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and personal responsibility, etc., which are good traits btw, so why is he pulling "devout" Christian card and asking for donations to help himself? Doesn't that go against those values?
I bet if this were someone who wasn't a celebrity and not spouting Bible quotes every five minutes, Stephen would say that person should stop whining and get a job.
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Or get a different job. Stephen is saying he is broke because no acting roles are coming his way.
I say, that is the time to get into a different line of work. It's the reason why I'm getting into the medical field. The problem with the donation angle is that you need to constantly have it replenished. There is no gaurentee(sp?) that people are going to keep donating to support his life style.
Whoops! I mean to support him doing the lawd's will.
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I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by jaydawg on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 10:36am
I would give you and him $20 a piece if you let me watch. ;-)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Stephen Baldwin can suck a bag of dicks. He and his evangelical bullshit brothers supported Prop 8 here in CA. I'll give him $10 if he blows me.
Submitted by Jana on Sat, 05/01/2010 - 8:28pm.
no, but I'd rather have US laws regulating this. I'd rather keep my hard earned money for myself and pay less in taxes and pay for my medical care at my own expense. Many ppl abuse of the system here and it's frustrating.
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While I can't say anything about the Canadian Health system, or Americans getting happy because some Canadians don't like their own health care system (I mean really, show me a place where the population agrees 100% on something), if you want to pay $10,000 for an MRI or $30,000 for minor surgery, or almost $100,000 for cancer treatment out of your own pocket, go right ahead. And if you can do that without ruining your credit, let us know how you did it.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 7:28am.
$20 to $50 million THEN charity would be a good idea? LOL! I guess a paltry $1 million just isn't enough to bother doing "god's work"!
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Seriously. Once someone laughed at me when I said I could live a good 5 to 7 years off a million dollars without investing. They laughed but it's true. I've lived off less for longer. In truth, with a million dollars I could probably be comfortable for the rest of my life becuz it's not like I'd ever even want to stop working anyway. It just wouldn't have to be a scramble anymore. A million would be GREAT padding to launch the future. ...
And then I see what a fucking idiot I am becuz no one dreams about a million dollars anymore. That's chickenfeed.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 8:33am.
OT: Speaking of annoying FB people... How about those people who you haven't seen in 20 years who only use you as fundraising.
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Or to come to their shows. Once I hit this girl up cuz I remembered that we'd studied together..and I liked her...or so I thought.
She wrote back: O yeah, I remember you! Come to my show!
That's it. Literally. Which is doubly stoopit cuz NO ONE remembers me from back then right away ~ I'm so totally different now in so many ways that, almost always, I have to go through the spiel and THEN people say: O yeah!
All I ever got from her after that was event notifications. RUDE!
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The absolute highest tax bracket in Canada is 46%, the highest federal tax bracket is 29% plus whatever your province is taxing you (highest of 17% depending on income).
In the US our highest federal tax bracket is 35% federally and up to 11% in state taxes, topping us out at 46%, just like you. Only we get no health care. Trust me it's not better down here.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
OT: TMZ reports that the BIG outing of that celeb (remember, blind item) is Chely Wright. Padum
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I knew it wasn't going to be an A-lister. I have no idea who this country hoe is. I think the Dixie Chicks caused more controversy when they talked shit about George Bush. The bitches were even getting death threats.
Chely Wright...another yawn.
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Wait, I'm confused here. Isn't Stephen also a conservative, who believe in pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and personal responsibility, etc., which are good traits btw, so why is he pulling "devout" Christian card and asking for donations to help himself? Doesn't that go against those values?
I bet if this were someone who wasn't a celebrity and not spouting Bible quotes every five minutes, Stephen would say that person should stop whining and get a job.
Stephen says:
So, in other words, somebody wrote something mean, and Christians said, "Whoa, wait a second, maybe that isn't such a bad idea."
Ummmmm...the Christians thought the mean people had good ideas? Oh noes, this world is going to Hell in a handbasket.
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"It's rather like running through nettles to get to the green field."
OT: TMZ reports that the BIG outing of that celeb (remember, blind item) is Chely Wright. Padum-pshhh!
Yeah, also I have never heard of her.
Meh.
Hekki,
"Then she leaves a message on my wall that says "Hekki, I noticed you haven't donated yet. I need another $600 before I can join the walk, how about it?""
That is rude and assumptive as hell. I sure wouldn't be donating any money to that person.
Where is the money he made with being a monkey in the jungle at I'm a bastard, get me out of here?
Down the drain?
Fuck this jerk off ...Jesus should just smite him on the spot...but on another celebutard sighting..Hohan is wearning Nana knee highs and loafers with shorts...it is hilarious...wtf dresses these stupid vapid dumb useless ho's?? They all look very speshul...especially this dumb ass...I wish he would really just disapper with his fake ass. Jesus weeps of dumb asses like you...
This motherfucker is probably against socialized health care or welfare.
OT: Speaking of annoying FB people... How about those people who you haven't seen in 20 years who only use you as fundraising.
There's one girl who I was friendly with and was really glad to friend again. After buttering me up, she hit me up immediately for her cause. It's an absolutely worthy cause, but when you're getting cutoff notices from cable and electric and selling jewelry for grocery money, there's not a whole lot for charitable giving. I politely said I'd consider it and applauded her efforts. Then she leaves a message on my wall that says "Hekki, I noticed you haven't donated yet. I need another $600 before I can join the walk, how about it?" My head almost exploded.
What kind of CHARITY makes you raise a certain amount of $$ before you can participate? That's bullshit. Take whatever money people can afford to GIVE you in this economy. Suck my dick, you "charity". And you too, "friend".
Submitted by WWJDFAKB: "Alright, has anyone had a FB chat with people you haven't talked to in years yap about how they are born again, and how they had these visions and so fourth?...I had that yesterday, it freaked me out to say the least."
Well,no one I know has visions, but one girl goes on and on about Jesus a lot. Normally I would be bothered by that, but she really IS a good Christian who practices what she preaches. What bothers me is my sister who has discovered the power of God in her life, but continues to lie and steal and be really really mean.
Is this the brother married to China Phillips? I can see why she has an anxiety disorder if it is.
I would not give Stevie B. a quarter to use a rent-a-stall. He had money and celebrity -- why I don't know cause he's homely and unskilled -- and lost both. He's healthy enough to find work that does not involve fleecing the public. Jim Bakker looks honest compared to this schtick Stevie B. is trying to pull over on people.
Don't give people money. Show them how to earn it and save it. If they squander it, then find someone else to endorse. Stevie B. must feel he's entitled to his life style. Piss off, lad! Go find some honest work.
That is a big cup of ICE COFFEE. WHO drinks coffee like that??? Disgusting! He is takin shit's for day's and just running his mouth like a crackhead. I LOVE IT!
Those little dark socks with shorts is a no-no!
$20 to $50 million THEN charity would be a good idea? LOL! I guess a paltry $1 million just isn't enough to bother doing "god's work"!
A couple of things:
First off, He's not the one on celeb rehab. That was a different brother-an actor with less success and talent than Stephen.
Secondly Im going to go ahead and throw MAJOR shade at someone who thought it was a good idea to baptize Spencer Pratt; reguardless of your religious inclinations it's obvious that the guy only worships himself.
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He used to be in AA but he could'nt handle the part about Ego deflation, Getting Humble doing something for someone else and BEING SELF SUPPORTING.
I guess the Jesus and Republican thing didn't pan out like he thought. So GET A JOB Douchebag and move into a studio apartment.
Questions:
Is he pretend talking to someone on a cellphone in that picture ?
Was he the loser Baldwin on Celebrity Rehab who fled the scene after texting nude pictures of himself to that porn star ?
And I like his corrugated tin shack that he calls home. Is that his Gethsemanee ?
WORK!
Do it already!
Stephen's legs(shaved?) are not bad but we need to see full frontal and full rearal nude photos before we decide what to donate!
Alright, has anyone had a FB chat with people you haven't talked to in years yap about how they are born again, and how they had these visions and so fourth?...I had that yesterday, it freaked me out to say the least.
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