I See What Peaches Geldof Is Trying To Do Here
The rotten lump of stupid that is Peaches Geldof wants you to think she's trying to be ironic and edgy by wearing Jesse James' favorite nightshirt, but I know what she's really doing. That nasty piece of trash is trying to divert your attention from her HOTTER and SESSIER friend. Bitch failed as usual.
Even though Peaches' ugly ass outfit is barfing the words "LOOK AT ME!" over and over again, she still looks like a dusty tumbleweed next to that Asian sex ball. It's as if Pat and Grandma Kim from All-American Girl had a secret love child. Giddyup! Giddyup!
Here's more of Peaches and her friends begging for an ass whoopin' on the streets of Los Angeles yesterday. Even the deformed cave cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes wouldn't eat their asses. You know, because they don't attack their own.
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Those are 3 ugly people.
Oh I get it - she just wanted to be able to yell "Geronimo!"
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The damn scarecrow called me on his corn phone and wants Kate to return his pubic bush.--MK 02/06/10
man, even just looking at the thumbnails those stumps are still freaking me out.
She's wearing it 'ironically' as those people do. You know, those who don't realize others are talking to them sarcastically.
She's a fucking mess, and her friend (the female in the tutu) isnt that skinny to be wearing that skirt so short, Im not that skinny either, but I wouldnt never ever wear a skirt that short with bowling pin legs.
And kill the fucking Dr. Martens already, there is a time and place and this was neither of those.
People in the UK and in Europe of no clue of how race relations in America work. I find her shirt just as offensive as her face.
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
Michael K., you are gifted. Hats off. Ridiculous how flipping hilarious.
Submitted by carefreea: "So the Confed flag is bad then? Has it been appropriated by the racists/fascists?"
It symbolizes the states that wanted to secede from the union, states that continued to want to use humans as slaves. While some might argue that it's just a flag or that it looks cool, what it symbolizes to many is a period after the Civil War, Reconstruction, which certain Southerners called the period of Redemption. The South would rise again (cf "Birth of a Nation"), and it is during this period that the KKK was formed and many lynchings occurred.
It reminds of when I was a teenager and some kids appropriated Nazi symbols as being rebellious and "punk," without thinking about the symbols' origins.
When I see the conferederat flag, I see a symbol of intolerance, a call for things being the way it once was, which doesn't include multicultural, gay folks like my idol, M.K.
I think Peaches thought it was a "cool" looking shirt. She doesn't strike me as either being very bright or socially conscious, unless it's cool at the moment.
A confederate flag? I guess it's like how navy is the new black, a W.P. tattoo is the new confederate flag is the new swastika.
Oh, I don't know what the hell I'm writing. I get the aesthetics of anything (I've read my Sontag), but I hate confederate flags/South will rise again crap (and blackface).
Another dumb rich bitch with some fucked up ink. Not to mention those wanna be Doc Martens...fucking kill yourself please.
"Fuck me running..."
The Peter Pan boots person..?
is it a girl or a boy?? Me thinks it's a boy..
LOL....Bobby Trendy in the making?
Uncle Brain-fart and all who recognized BJPB from his sexy toga party photos... Thanks for blog link and id info for this trick. When I saw his photos linked somehow to the Coachella Peaches post, I had to save them for future HSOTD submissions or avi photos! I was in process of finding a way to display them to you all, in case you didn't see them the first time around, but then I saw the links here to his blog that UBF provided. I didn't know who he was, but by far he was the most memorable toga partier there! He has the most gorgeous side-back-fat stretch-marks you have ever seen! Anyway, thanks for laughs!!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
oh and chelsea would look fine with the right slap on. I have no idea what 'look' they're going for with her. E has the worst make up/hair/styling jobs on their women hosts. They need to go headhunt at fox news. Those rednecks are hot!
damn girl, who's your friend?!?
mutlee, come on, that aint chubby, goddamn hippos could not match those hooves.
This shiznit makes britney look like chloe sevigny
It's sad that the native panda thing has the best legs of all three of them. I knew there was something wrong with Peaches, and now I know...the inbreeding!
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If you are a half-persian. half-cherokee canadian left-handed queer with a talent for the harpsichord, tattoo that all over your fucking chest. be my guest. i'll take you out for a beer afterward.-mcnightmare
What else would one expect from the daughter of a father who turns up at black tie events looking like a smelly old tramp, unwashed hair and all. This whole family are so full of themselves they make me ill. I rarely "hate" celebs but with them lot I do.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 11:26pm.
Hi everyone! I just wanted to stop in quick and see what everyone's up to - but these Chelsea Lately ads are starting to give me a headache. Hope everyone had a nice weekend.
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i hate these freggin ads
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It looks like the peach didn't fall too far from the tree. Wasn't her mother a groupie crack whore? At least we are not the only country that has white trash.
How dreadful.
Peaches is beyond homely...damn Eli Roth needs to get to the eye doctor asap and see clearly who he is boning, but that sessy Asian next to her looks like the indian girl from Frozen River...awesome movie, saw it again last night and I swear that looks just like her! The big Mohawk girl that got the woman started in human trafficking...EXCELLENT MOVIE if you haven't seen it..EXCELLENT.
She really is an unfortunate looking Ho isn’t she. Sweet Jesus what up with her buddies Peter Pan boots, what is this fuckery?
God, even HoHan leads a more fulfilling life than this trash.
One of the ugliest pieces of shit I have ever laid eyes on.
Tone those hams if you're going to flaunt them in public, whore.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Put Rotten Peaches into the compost bin. Or should we call for the Biohazardous Waste Disposal Unit?
They all remind me of when you see a group of little girls get dropped off at a movie theater by mom and are attempting to appear "grown up" but obviously fail miserably since they are 11. Only you can forgive them because they are 11. This is unforgivable. And since we're now in unforgivable territory, Peaches needs some Insane Clown Posse face paint to complete the look.
I haven't seen this much ugliness lately.
Money can't buy you style, if I may repeat myself :)
She's getting laid?! I can't get laid to save my life! (sighs)
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Why would an American Indian help them with their fuckery? Or did she just hire him to draw on her leg?
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The damn scarecrow called me on his corn phone and wants Kate to return his pubic bush.--MK 02/06/10
all three could use the benefits of some summer's eve...and bleach...
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 6:15am.
Oldest trick in the book: hanging out with friends fatter than you so you look hot. Total fail though.
True but those 3 have taken it to the next level: each one thinks she is surrounding herself with 2 fuglier friends so they will look prettier. In mathematical terms they have cubed their fugliness.
Oldest trick in the book: hanging out with friends fatter than you so you look hot. Total fail though.
I didnt think anyone was fat in L.A. other than Kirstie Alley! The stumps on that girl in the skirt! Oh and if Peaches wants us all to think she isn't a 'user' then she's doing a pretty shitty job at it. Addicts around here look better than this.
Someone needs to whoop that trick!
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Dear Lord that eski"mo" Peaches is strolling with looks like Gossamer from the old Warner Brothers cartoons.
Can't the federal immigration authorities leave the hardworking Mexican illegals alone and tell Putrid Peaches to "Vamoose !" instead ?
I always knew her dad was a self promoting fake how else can you explain that "rotten lump of stupid". and his best mate Bono hangs out with the king of the peados.
"rotten lump of stupid"... now that's just gonna have to be my phrase for the day!!
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Just needed to use mah new siggy !!!
hahahahahahahaha
goooooooold i tell ya , gold !
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Submitted by tsklala on Sun, 05/02/2010 - 1:30pm.
I'm from South America, … I'm on Arizona's side.
COMEDY GOLD I TELL YA , GOOOOOLD !!!!!!
tipical dish Feijoada (black beans)......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who is the chubby chick with the blonde hair?
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bitch slap!
OMG, DJPB is wearing fat girl denim jeggings! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wow, She has that special British inbred look. weak-jawed, round eyed...yikes!
THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE SO HOT , STILL NEED PAPERS !!!!!!
NO OPTION , YE HEAR !!!!!!!
I WANT THEM BOOTS SO MUCH , HOTNESS , DON'T JUDGE !
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Powered by extreme self-delusion and thick as shit. It's been here before but it sums Peaches up nicely: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgpFwzEwZa4
There's a skincare site I go on that refuse to believe anyone in their 20s can get wrinkles/terrible skin, but it IS genes.
Holy Crap Centy you have to get over to the Hot Slut of the Day thread - Peaches is PISSED! She's too funny...
Can we take up a collection and buy that nasty bitch a bar of soap. She always looks like she hasn't showered in weeks. I can almost smell her right through my computer screen. Yuk
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 12:29am.
I think genetics plays a big part, but then you see these Ali Lohan-types (and Peaches)who look horrible and haven't reached their mid-20's. WTF?
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GENETICS!!!!
I have spoken. :)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I think genetics plays a big part, but then you see these Ali Lohan-types (and Peaches)who look horrible and haven't reached their mid-20's. WTF?
We should ban people who are famous for nothing else but their gene pool. What has this trashy and dirty looking girl ever done to deserve MK's special attention (or mine, for that matter)?
Just proves that growing up in the lap of luxury can make you stupid, uneducated, illiterate, unmotivated and slutty.
The more important question is, where's her scientology nutcase whacko boyfriend? His psycho stare always livens up a photograph...
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