Monday, May 3rd 2010

Michael Jackson Was Not Gay, So Says Joe Jackson

The rumor about Michael Jackson's sexuality has flared up again, and this time Joe Jackson has something to say about it. Joe is shaking a pimp cane at Michael's former doctor Arnold Klein for saying that his son was indeed a lover of penis. Arnold Klein said that he knew Michael was doing gay sex stuff with his office manager Jason Pfeiffer.

This information is not new since Jason has been saying for years that he used to spread the butter on MJ's nalgas and lick brownie batter off of his porcelain body. Click here to see a picture of Jason so you know what I'm talking about.

Joe told TMZ that Arnold needs to shut his mouth about the gay talk. Joe said, "It's not true. Michael was not gay. He has no respect for Michael ... to say things about him when he's gone is shameful. He's a doctor and knows better than to break his vows against a patient."

You know what's shameful and disrespectful? Joe Jackson using the words "shameful" and "respect."

Of course Joe is going to deny this. There's no way he would ever admit Michael Jackson was gay FOR FREE! What kind of pimp do you take him for? Joe didn't fall out of the backseat of a maroon Cadillac yesterday. The only way Joe will say that Michael was gay is if People Magazine agreed to do a post-mortem "Yup, I was gay!" cover story.

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Oceannia420's picture

♪ Lisa Marie would be the one to ask about MJ sexual preference. Straight, gay, or bi. Simple ``` done! Then hopefully `` ev1 will shut the EFF up and not give Joe Jackson another reason to speak to the media.

carefreea's picture

"This information is not new since Jason has been saying for years that he used to spread the butter on MJ's nalgas and lick brownie batter off of his porcelain body."

I was genuinely going to make brownies tomorrow. Oddly enough, I won't be now.

Whatever Michael was, one thing's for sure. He was tapped upstairs and needed therapy more than anything else.

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Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 9:29pm.
It doesn't matter about MJ. The way he had his kids, his appearance and just about everything else was different and weird. He probably messed around with guys and girls. Who cares...leave him alone already...he's dead.

At this point it really doesn't matter. Whatever he was it's over and really doesn't affect me at all.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 8:31pm.
Yep, MJ was all about the tuna...a real pink taco afficianado...Hmm'hmm...a pussy hound...loved him a vajayjay sammich...Hmm'hmm...
Everything about the man SCREAMED hetero...

Yep Tiger a real mans man! Whatever that means!

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It doesn't matter about MJ. The way he had his kids, his appearance and just about everything else was different and weird. He probably messed around with guys and girls. Who cares...leave him alone already...he's dead.

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z-listed's picture

"You know what's shameful and disrespectful? Joe Jackson using the words "shameful" and "respect."

AMEN!

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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 8:38pm.

copacabanagirl:

why would michael have been ashamed of his mother? she suffered at the hands of his dad just as much as he and his brothers did. INFO!

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It's a legacy thing gucci - having so much guilt projected onto you by a mother who knowingly stands by while your father is abusing you...it had to lead to major psyche troubles for MJ. And it shows too in his perpetual lifelong sadness. When did you ever see MJ rip-roaring happy? In all my years, never did I perceive him to be truly happy even once. Even all that carnival shit he drowned himself in couldn't produce lasting or authentic happiness for him...

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copacabanagirl:

why would michael have been ashamed of his mother? she suffered at the hands of his dad just as much as he and his brothers did. INFO!

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Yep, MJ was all about the tuna...a real pink taco afficianado...Hmm'hmm...a pussy hound...loved him a vajayjay sammich...Hmm'hmm...
Everything about the man SCREAMED hetero...
besties with Liz Taylor? CHECK! Always in wig and full make up? CHECK! Lack of female companionship? CHECK...Yeah, that TOTES describes every hetero male I've known...Hmmm'hmmm...He was all about the snatch...

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copacabanagirl's picture

I'm seeing more of Joe Jackson after Michael's death than I ever did while he was still alive. Anybody else noticing this? Either way, I always sensed that Michael was somehow deeply deeply ashamed of his parents. And I can understand why...So I wouldn't take Joe Jackson on authority of anything related to MJ because I think MJ did everything in his worldly power to avoid the guy...

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I need more cowbell's picture

I remember the first time I told my Grandma that Liberace and Rock Hudson were gay. She grabbed her rosary beads and they started smoking! My little sister wanted to marry Ricky Martin and refused to believe he's gay until he came out. People can convince themselves of anything-there are still a lot of straight women (along with his family members) who want to believe MJ was straight and nothing you can say or do will convince them otherwise. I actually had one guy argue with me over whether or not I am actually a lesbian because (and I quote) "You aint fat & ugly". Life goes on people.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 3:11pm.

oMG! Does anyone watch "Ruby"? Trust me, she talks like a whiny baby and she thinks she may have been molested in her kiddie days...

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I think my granny had slipcovers made from the same material as his jacket.

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urmomma's picture

Striaght. Gay.
He is dead. Let us mooooove along.

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Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 4:56pm.
Arnold Klein needs to stop selling himself as some best friend/confidante of Michael Jackson, he was a man Michael paid money to rearrange his face.
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I think he was paid for his sperm also. Michael's oldest son looks like him, especially around the eyes and nose.

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Mrs.TimDaly's picture

I thought Joe Jackson was the celebrity coming out this week.

I honestly believe Michael Jackson wasn't gay and that the public simply can't let go of stereotypes. I would guess Michael was asexual way before I would guess he was gay or bi. He had a genetically soft voice, one the majority of his brothers shared. There are straight men who can dance and sing their socks off. There are gender bending people who dress and look the way they do as a means of artistic expression, not to make a statement. Arnold Klein needs to stop selling himself as some best friend/confidante of Michael Jackson, he was a man Michael paid money to rearrange his face. This guy has been nothing but a tabloid leech since Michael's death. Some 'friend'.

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the only 3 people i think would know the truth as to whether or not MJ was gay would be janet, his mother and liz taylor. and definitely liz because liz was a huge fag hag in her day.

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You missed the entire statement by pimp daddy joe. Here it is:

"My gravy train, oops I mean son, Michael was not gay. He did like to force little boys to drink their jesus juice, then fondle & anal rape them, but he was not gay!"

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Stan Hooper's picture

I think that hat and coat makes him look like an authority figure on the subject of homosexuality. Chains and pinky finger seals the deal.

yep...he knows what he is talking about (insert eyes back into socket after massive eye roll).

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TiredofthisCrap's picture

I don't like the outing of dead folks... something just not right about it.

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He looks like a fucking pimp. What a joke.

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Newportjoey's picture

I wonder why that little Maculey boy has never had anything to offer on this issue?

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 2:06pm.
Of course Micheal was gay, that's why he was so fucked up in the head. Old conservative black southern folk don't take to homosexuality. If that family hadn't been interested in music Micheal would've probably been kicked outta the house and left to fend on the street. Fuck Joe Jackson.
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Thanks Bambam...I agree. Michael was a cash cow for the entire family, and while they may (or may not) have condoned his sexuality, they liked the money he generated. Whether or not he was gay, he certainly suffered his entire lifetime for something we'll probably never know.

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I don't believe Joe at all

Uh, everybody knew he was gay. But unless his office manager was twelve I doubt they were doing sexy times.

ewe's picture

I don't know if he was gay or not, nor do I even give a shit. You know why? Cos MJ was fucked up! A grown ass man who thought he was 12 and liked to drink wine with little boys and have them sleep in his bed. I don't know if he molested them, but just that shit right there is enough to make me thing the gay rumour is the least thing people should worry about.

Whatever's picture

Joe Jackson needs to stfu and crawl back under the pile of crap he came out of.

Provolone's picture

Some psychologists think that when women talk in that "baby" voice, its because they were molested at a prepubescent age.

I wouldn't be surprised if papa joe stuck his thumb in MJ's ass as a child.

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Meh!

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Whatever.

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ZiggyStardust's picture

Of he was gay.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

sugar free's picture

MJ had obvious issues which had nothing to do with him being gay or straight.

since when does gay equal mental disorder or raging pedophile? i'm not gay, but i have gay friends that are well-adjusted, stable people and wouldn't want to be associated with these sick people.

chinlee3's picture

By the by, Joe Jackson was the pedophiles pedophile. Maybe Mike was just following in Daddy's footsteps.

guilty of being white's picture

What the fuck is wrong with being gay? I say if you want to fuck your horse..then who am I to judge? That was a horse in that picture, right?

"Fuck me running..."

P.T.Bull's picture

As if joe would know if he was.

Centaurious's picture

WHAT?!

There's NO WAY Michael did the nasty with that Kirstie wannabe!

He has more rolls than a bakery.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

"... to say things about him when he's gone is shameful. He's a doctor and knows better than to break his vows against a patient."

This part I agree with...which is making me feel woozy and a little dirty.

Shut your whore mouth, doc.

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The late Michael Jackson = dead pedophile

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snowpiece: Yeah, that beauty stood out to me also. :D

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"Joe didn't fall out of the backseat of a maroon Cadillac yesterday." :D

They really should have Joe Jackson's picture in the dictionary next to pimp.

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"He's a doctor and knows better than to break his vows against a patient."

LMAO at this sentence!

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If you actually think Michael Jackson was straight you have some major fucking delusion.

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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Nah, Jackson WAS gay, and Klein should know, if only for the fact that he was probably much closer to Jackson than his own father ever was. Papa Joe was only interested in exploiting his children, not knowing them.

And since when is calling someone gay disrespectful and shameful? Maybe if you had accepted your son when he was alive he wouldn't have been such a mess of a human being. So now we can add "raging homophobe" to Joe Jackson's litany of "fine personality traits." What a douchebag.

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Show me on the doll where Michael Jackson "beat it."

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

He wasn't gay.. he was just a pedophile. NO biggie.

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 2:15pm.

Also, according to Mr. Halperin, Angie Jo enjoys having sex with houseplants & Brad likes to wear adult diapers.

Or so says his sources. Brad in a diaper would be hawt!

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Joe you know that if someone paid you the right amount you would say that your son was a gay space alien who liked to fuck bulls. Shut yo mouf and go beat on Tito and LaToya.

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