The Photoshop Awards: Vadge In Interview Magazine
If you stuck a wick up Vadge's nostril she would fit right in on the pages of the Yankee Candle catalog. No wonder she's holding up a crucifix in most of these pictures, because Interview Magazine called upon the powers of the lord when they forced their Photoshopping slaves to work 24-hours a day on this shit. They used every tool imaginable to make Vadge look like she has the skin of a newborn mannequin fresh out of the factory. Beyond. Photoshop. Fuckery.
Their sleepless nights working on this mess paid off, because this is the hottest I've seen her look in CENTURIES! The old bitch is showing her soon-to-be victims that she isn't your ordinary vampire. Don't try to burn her skin with a crucifix when she's eating the baby hairs on your nutsack, because it's not going to work.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
She's had a major face tune-up to look younger, when the bleached blonde hair is what is aging her 15 years.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
She's had a major face tune-up to look younger, when the bleached blonde hair is what is aging her 15 years.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
She's had a major face tune-up to look younger, when the bleached blonde hair is what is aging her 15 years.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
She's had a major face tune-up to look younger, when the bleached blonde hair is what is aging her 15 years.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Photoshopped to death. She would never do a before and after like shitney did. I don't get why people keep saying Madonna is an original that everyone copies? Madonna is the queen of copy catting.
Industrial Light & Magic must have done the Photoshop on her. No one else could've made a flesh-eating zombie look human again.
forget her face, what about her hands!?! her hands haven't looked that smooth and vein free since 1992.
and girl, please. put the crucifix down. it's not shocking anymore. maybe if she used a kabbalah water bottle...
Looks to me that took Madonna's "Like a Virgin" album cover and superimposed them in these pictures.
Guilty pleasure admission here: Fucking loved that Like a Virgin album..I drew it on a poster and hanged it on my wall. I was younger than my son is today. Madonna was the hotness back then.
I have to say, these are brilliant photos. I like these pictures even if they are a figment of Madonna's imagination.
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photoshop or not...love these pics.
Submitted by hotfruit on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 7:42am.
If you look closely in the underwear pic you can see where photoshopping was done around her waist.
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Are you that dumb really? Thats from wearing clothes too tight and it makes an mark on your skin. Bitch looks hot finally
If you look closely in the underwear pic you can see where photoshopping was done around her waist.
When will she stop? really. Enough is enough. It's no secret that this is photoshopped/airbrushed to the max. We know she has a muscular body and is in shape but that doesnt mean it looks good!In real life she looks more man than woman. I dont need to keep seeing her in every magazine at 50+ years old in her underwear. Talk about a fear of aging!!
Go home Madge and raise your newly adopted children!! Sit back and enjoy your wealth and stop worrying about if you'll be relevant tomorrow!!
Photoshop Professional here... They did a hell of a job on her, and you can tell they worked a lot on the wrinkles and veins. You can still see her pores!
::tips hat to the photoshoppers involved::
But damn, does she have cheek implants? I couldn't help but stare at the strange angles her cheek bones make in the first image.
either they photoshopped madonna to look like sharon stone, or the used the "fuglify" tool on sharon stone. Still can't decide between the two.
why does this memaw insist on thrusting her crotch at us?
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These photos are some Industrial Light & Magic photo fuckery!
But yes, she (or whoever that is) looks hot.
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Can anyone tell me where all these Waadonna disciples came from? All two of them posting under dif names?
Thats not photoshop, its pure CGI. James Cameron is using the technology in his next big franchise (Battle angel) to make old hags look like underage japanese robot girls.
♪ Madonna looks great!! She eats right and exercises to stay fit!! I'm sure she gets facials and all that extra stuff that $$$$$$$ can buy. M. could set a trend for females in their 50's. Love how she keeps changing ``` with the times, but yet ``` still has her `` crucifix.
Submitted by Vern on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 9:19pm.
I thought the same thing while watching a video from The Runaways in Japan. Cherie Currie rocked the corset and fishnets when Madonna's idea of 'edgy' was fucking with her school uniform on,including saddle shoes. And Cherie WAS a 'Cherry Bomb'-she was indescribably hot without trying.
Submitted by westward ho on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:07am.
huh. they actually made her look like madonna again. that IS good photoshop. the skillz killz.
wonder how she'd feel about seeing someone being photographed simulating sex with a kabbalah string? hell, that sounds like a date.*********
Put ben-wa balls on the string and I'm there.
I have never been a big fan, but I'll grant her this much: Vadge definitely has the X-factor.
I have never been a big fan, but I'll grant her this much: Vadge definitely has the X-factor.
omg lol major photoshop. i saw her album photoshop
Submitted by westward ho on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:11am.
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You have no idea what you're talking about.
"bow down to her greatness"? pffft. madonna was never great. she was just show. anyone who's her contemporary knows she was never taken seriously as a musician or singer. no one who listened to actual music in the '80s LISTENED to madonna. we didn't even FUCK to madonna. she was just a gimmicky hustler who held on long enough to convince a new generation or two that she was some kind of new-wave-marilyn-equivalent, and now she's a retro icon. still, i'd kiss serious ass to have her money. lol.
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but, then again, what do i know?
huh. they actually made her look like madonna again. that IS good photoshop. the skillz killz.
wonder how she'd feel about seeing someone being photographed simulating sex with a kabbalah string? hell, that sounds like a date.
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but, then again, what do i know?
wow. morgan mcmichaels looks amazing.
She looks unbelievably good here! It's almost like it's 1991 all over again, but it's not. We already know what the 2010 Madonna looks like.
Bow down to her greatness. This is the Madonna we love. She looks fierce!
Has somebody suggested to this woman to grow the fuck up already? This shit is old, tired, boring, and photo-shopped to the point that the only thing real in the photos is her nose hair. How they missed that is hilarious.
Submitted by Rintendo on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 6:07pm.
I concur with everyone who says that posing with crucifixes is so tired and old that its not even edgy. If she wants to get real tough and controversial have her pose in a see through Burqa or some shit like that. As is shes struggling to stay relevant in a world of much hotter bitches.
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How come she has never messed with the Quaran? Is she too scared? She messed with Hindus and everyone else.
Is she not Jewish anymore? For someone who always "evolving," she sure looks like her Truth or Dare days. She did not look this good when she was in her 20's back in 1984.
I have to admit she looks good in these pics. They made her look like 1990 Madonna. Whoever photoshopped this deserves an award they did an excellent job.
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@ angel_i, 7:01pm
I clicked on the link. OMG! Where did Madge find a granny panty thong? Is this considered attractive?
I wish Photoshop had never been invented! Has anyone seen the latest cover of Rolling Stone? Tell me, who is that chick with the other three members of Black Eyed Peas?
And I wish Madge would go away.
Madonna didn't 'invent' anything.
Hell, Janis Joplin posed nekkid with crosses, she just didn't look as good doing it.
Deborah Harry was a beautiful badass before Madonna was out of high school.
Even Joan Jett had mined the raunchy schtick BEFORE Vadge.
Vadge is not so much a music pioneer as a marketing whiz.
Yes, she's photo-fucked to hell and back and yes, her crucifix prop is laughably tired, but the thing is, she isn't here to 'create' anything. She is here to churn the Benjamins.
Oh, and she's an attention whore of the highest order.
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cheek implants or no, BITCH IS AN ICON. period. *loving pic #2 and #5)
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Are these pictures from 1985?
She looks better like this ( she does look good ! ) than when she was trying to be a upper crust British woman. Stick to the slut ways. Madonna.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 5:08pm.
How is it that I go to church, pray all the time and ask God to bless me and I get nothing.
This old hag makes a mockery of things and is digging back 20 years to her "virgin" days and she's richer than ever????
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Strange isn't it? And yes, totally a rehash of those days and she's always loving on the cross, look at Confessions tour and the giant cross. Proclaiming her true love for Jesus, and now she has a Jesus all to herself.
Photoshoppers got rid of the scary old lady hands in that one pic, and in the rest she's wearing her gloves. Yep, sounds about right.
photoshopped everything but the fishnet lines on her waist. but she still looks hot. i'll always love madonna.
Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 05/03/2010 - 7:09pm
I read about that on TMZ. Now the person who originally owned the locker is telling Madonna fans not to buy the stuff.
Screw that, she should have paid the rental fee. Unless she doesn't work for Madge anymore.
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the scare factor on her hands and arms has really been toned down, for regular human viewers
I think this is the nicest we've heard of Michael towards Madonna. She does look hot here.. showing the youngin's how its done
ima tired of this fking bowl of stewed prunes
i also hate her cause shes a weekend jew
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Face and especially NECK total photoshop. Body is photoshopped to look feminine and we all know that it is not. Go the fuck away--you are SO over.