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Uwe Mitzscherlich and Cecilia, the 39-year-old German with a curly mullet and the cat he married after finding out she is not long for this world. Jennifer Aniston, this one goes out to you!
Uwe (or "EWWW" as Cecilia calls him) has lived with his pussy friend for almost 10 years and was broken in the heart when the vet told him that she would not live much longer. So Uwe decided he wanted to force her into a marriage with him before she went off to the great big litter box in the sky. Uwe said, "Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed."
Cut to Cecilia throwing a "I only do Q-tips" side-eye while thinking to herself, "I'm not THAT trusting." I'm hoping that Uwe did not get black and white pussy on his wedding night.
Since Uwe doesn't have any friends who speak human words, he hired an actress to officiate the beautiful ceremony in his backyard. The marriage is not legal in Germany, but it's legal in Uwe's heart and that's all that matters.
So if you're a divorce attorney in Germany and get a call from a cat who can't stop meowing, you now know who it is and what she wants.
Click here to see the video of this holy catrimony.
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Submitted by suedechik79 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 8:45pm.
black and white cats inspire a crazy close bond. i dont blame him at all.
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i second that !!!!!!!!!!!! i have a tuxedo who can get away with ANYTHING because he is so damn adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!
black and white cats inspire a crazy close bond. i dont blame him at all.
I don't think he's crazy anymore than people having funerals are crazy- he's just honouring his soon to be dead kitteh. If I had a backyard like his I'd make any excuse to have a party out there!
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I bet he gets that q tip w/KY on it every chance he gets, stupid muthafucker, what a crazy ass loon.
And if you think 10 is old for a cat, tell that to my strong, healthy 21 yr old bitch that Ive had since she was 4 weeks old. The bitch has seen them come and go and she's still hanging on tightly. She aint going NO where.
I hope he does not molest the poor cat!
Submitted by YellowMarigold on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:06am.
I know this is stupid, but how do I close the code
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Internet fakers: http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
Catrimony?
'We' don't say that word in America.
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Internet fakers: http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
And gays getting married is wrong...what the fuck is wrong with this world????????????
"Fuck me running..."
what in kitty litter sniffing hell?!! hot slut for insanity?
no, my vote remains w/ that rageful trick, Medusa.
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LOL. lol. LOL. This guy's missing a few screws obviously but I can't decide if this is more cute and freaky, or just plain frightening.
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
Haha Snowy! Zactly!
The Sexuation
LOL Vern that is Simon's brother!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO
You Americans really have no sense of absurdism do you?
Ugh, so many times I'd heard the argument against gay marriage: "Well, if we let the homos get married, the next thing that's going to happen is people marrying their pets" and I thought that was such a fucking stupid, baseless argument. So thank you, Eww, for stepping up to the plate and being THAT GUY.
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Uwe and the rest of the German men are reasons why I as a German myself have never had a German boyfriend.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:24am.
And there is no way in hell I am watching that video, but unless that cat clearly says "I do", then I am calling that an unwed feline.
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*wipes tears* @ "unwed feline"
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...the end
who the hell posted wedding
pictures when i married that damn
whorey ex-wife of mine
imma gonna sue her ass for alimony and
cat support
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
And there is no way in hell I am watching that video, but unless that cat clearly says "I do", then I am calling that an unwed feline.
Countdown to the Fox News station using this as an example of how gay marriage led to the deterioration of the institution to the point that man now is marrying animals in 3...2....1...
The only pussy this guy is ever going to get.
What? Yeah, I know, but someone had to say it...
I know this is stupid, but how do I close the code
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My dog: the original wonk eye.
catrimony :)
*blinks an shakes head*
I must be broken because I cant think of anything to say.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
so sexy
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
this guy is fucking pathetic.....cant he just throw his kiki a party or something?
He should wait until it pops off, have it taxidermied up all nicely and then shag the shit outta it.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
the sad thing is this marriage will probably have more quality and last longer than most human to human marriages...man, I know this sounds strange, but loyalty is the one trait no humans seem to have, and love, honor and obey is the trait that all animals have...so crazy as it sounds marrying your pet, although not legal (and lets hope there is no consumating...please!) at least there is loyalty and honor and sometimes obey (depending on the food situation...cause all critters LLOOVVEE there food)!!
Cut to Cecilia throwing a "I only do Q-tips" side-eye while thinking to herself, "I'm not THAT trusting."
OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. MK. You just made me LOL in the middle of my quiet office. HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Umm ok then. I just hope he doesn't try to tap that pussy.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
"In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through'."
I think Uwe had one too many "Hefe-Weizen".
Karl: There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
*side-eyes YellowMarigold for not closing code* :)
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BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
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The world is officially fucked.
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My dog: the original wonk eye.
*Side eyes site, convinced this Asshat is the guy from NY Cuntiwives, and backs away*
The Sexuation
I love animals, but this man is fucked in the head. There are soooooo many more appropriate and useful ways of remembering a beloved pet, and this isn't it. This is either "I'm crazzee and really should be locked up" or "Famewhore 101: Where's my 15 minutes?"
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Oh I love this! My precious Lucy died last August, she was 15 and was the love of my life.