Karen Sala Just Exploded
STONER LOVE ALERT! Maybe.
Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves, who did acting stuff together in The Devil's Advocate and that Dying Young knock-off, gave each other hugs and kisses after leaving a restaurant in Beverly Hills last night. At one point while they were waiting for their cars, Charlize slipped her hand in Keanu's jacket. Oh, I'm sure bitch was just trying to steal his wallet or snatch his last joint. It doesn't mean anything.
Even this video from TMZ of Charlize and Keanu hugging and kissing doesn't prove that they are High Times Magazine's IT couple of the year. Eating a pot brownie in the bathroom of a restaurant will cause you to hug anything from a fire extinguisher to a Bush to a hobo wearing a scarf (aka Keanu Reeves).
Meanwhile in a crazy house somewhere in Canada, Karen Sala is gnawing on her straitjacket in between screaming about how Shape-Shifter Keanu Reeves has struck again!
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We have always suspected that Keneau - an obvious and gorgeous homosexual - suffers from tinymeat.
Are there nude photos?
I heart Keanu
Just two pot/coke heads slipping each other the goods.
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I would love to see a sex tape with these two..hopefully pot smoking is in the video
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Oh PaLeeze people!!!! They are old FRIENDS for fucks sake!! Or maybe they ARE fuckytimefriends (even better).... but who really gives a flying shit??
Sheeit... I love the way these fucking desparate gossip mongers fabricate the most utter Bullshit (exceptin present company... which is why I LOVE YOU MK)in order to keep their stupid dwindling jobs. Personally, I would hit both of them.
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Thumbnail #1: The way she's thrusting her cooch to Keanu's crotch looks like she's got the hots for him.
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If they're a couple, I wish 'em well. Keanu's had a hard run the last few years and deserves some honest love.
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Charlize is way too hot for him.
"I approve of these two. Indeed."
Co-sign. Two not irritating yet interesting, stable people.
Honestly, I'm still shocked that people like Keanu. I don't think he's hot and I don't think he's a very good actor and I'm willing to be he's not a very nice guy, either. I just don't get it.
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I approve of these two. Indeed.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:56pm.
I still think Keanu is REALLY hot. He rivals Johnny Depp in the "ageless" hippie/eccentric category.
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HELL YEAH! I think Keanu is EVEN hotter than Johnny. Somewhere
in his attic there is a portrait of him getting older a la Dorian Gray
Keanu never seems to look older.
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
What an oddball Keanu is...I can't puzzle him out. That crazy lady in Barrie might be on to something with her "shapeshifting" theory. After all, they did beam Keanu's "The Day The Earth Stood Still" into outer space...who knows, maybe there's a reason the dude was chosen as an earth mascot!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/science/space/12earth.html
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
That would be hot! they are both down to earth class acts, good actors and good looking people.
PS madam s go chill a pill, we all know that you are desperated to hate on her no matter what, she was terrific in The Devil's Advocate. And she is one of the most private class act actress right there, out of tabloids trashiness and scandals, some didn't even heard about her break up shows the private woman who keeps her private life privat and who handel it with class, it would be an up garde for him to be with an international A list class oscar winner beauty like her.
Keanu NO! He usually keeps it pretty classy and private with the girlfriends, so I don't think he'd stoop so low. I hope. I saw some of that "Devil's Advocate" movie ages ago and Charlize made Keanu look like the most amazing actor to ever grace the screen in comparison. It's the only movie I've ever seen where he was the better actor.
he's just looking for a phone booth for his next adventure.
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If they're happy what's the problem..
charlize is already 34 so i hardly think she's going to be developing jowls in the next year. girl is crazy gorgeous.
Oh Charlize, no dont, please, you are way to much for Keanu and way better than that.
BTW those shoes are fucking fyre.
I think it would be a nice match
aside from the love of greens, they probably have some dark downy things in common
and interesting babies they would make!
they look stoned out of their minds, even from behind
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I missed her break-up with Stuart Townsend also.
I remember watching an interview with the two of them promoting Sweet November or whatever the hell, and he word try to respond and say duh and look with pleading eyes to Charlize who would answer for him every time.
It was kinda sweet.
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I give it two months.
I still think Keanu is REALLY hot. He rivals Johnny Depp in the "ageless" hippie/eccentric category.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:45pm.
Is Karen Sala the bitch who sued Keanu for paternity of her grown child?
Yes, it's THAT bitch.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:40pm.
Does Keanu actually bathe or does he just wave "hi" to the shower on his way to the bong?
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OMG - I spit my coffee out when I read that one! So true, thanks for the laugh.
Love them both!
(probably because they are not famewhores, they just do the acting thing)
Hope it's true too!
Is Karen Sala the bitch who sued Keanu for paternity of her grown child?
He doesn't seem that into her - maybe he doesn't like bitchy women.
Submitted by Pincheborracha on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:40pm.
Even though Charlize is a bitch, I'd still say she's hot. She's been after Keanu for a long time but was always in a relationship. Keanu he might fuck her but he wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her. He's got the right code: NO ACTRESSES
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Maybe he decided no actresses after the death of his girlfriend, mother of his still born daughter.
Seems he never quite recovered from that tragedy.
Even though Charlize is a bitch, I'd still say she's hot. She's been after Keanu for a long time but was always in a relationship. Keanu he might fuck her but he wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her. He's got the right code: NO ACTRESSES
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Does Keanu actually bathe or does he just wave "hi" to the shower on his way to the bong?
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:22pm.
charlize has got some legs on her! something about that girl i really like. she seems like a bitch constantly in the process of coming out of the other end of crazy - just the kind of girl you want on your couch when times get tough.
actually, keanu seems like that kind of bitch, too.
anyway - whatever she does i wish her well. him too, what the fuck :)
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Yeah I always thought that about both of em. I just love her- the way she gives bitchface and doesn't give a fuck is like a girl after my own heart :)
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Sal & BSF... t'anks for the explanations :o)
They would probably make a good couple, I... just... don't know... *yawn*
OK. I'm not interested in these two. I'd MUCH RATHER enjoy additional sexy vids from Steve Rooster... (MK???)
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I don't dig that hair color on her.
I love Charlize and I hope she still has that beautiful hairy bush... I miss the 90s.
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I would love these two crazy kids to get together, 2 stoner mega wealthy stars who have to kiss no ass in HW evah!
charlize is kinda the blahs. props to a stoner bitch though.
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Oooooooooooh I kinda like this. I have the hots for both of these two.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
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I love Devils Advocate...I love Charlize...I hope she fucks the shit outta Keanu.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:18pm.
HEY...Lindsey just showed up to court but is still sitting in her damn car. GEEZ...get a move on you twat!
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She just got out BUT is dicking around in front of the paps. Isn't being late to a deposition considered contempt of court, or something?
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Yeah...her red roots are awful.
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:22pm.
charlize has got some legs on her! something about that girl i really like.
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Same. I can't quite ever put my finger on it but whatever it is it's AOK with me.
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She definitely traded down.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
That's, like, UN-news.
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charlize has got some legs on her! something about that girl i really like. she seems like a bitch constantly in the process of coming out of the other end of crazy - just the kind of girl you want on your couch when times get tough.
actually, keanu seems like that kind of bitch, too.
anyway - whatever she does i wish her well. him too, what the fuck :)
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
even on the grainy TMZ cam Blohans red roots were on full display
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 12:12pm.
Who is Karen Sala... Keanu's stalker or sumthin?
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Something like that. According to Karen, Keanu is a fake name using shape shifting baby daddy.
Anyways, Keanu looks good for mid-forties. Grubby, but good. Hell, he needs to hook up with somebody. Might as well be Charlize.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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