Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber
During an interview in New Zealand the other day, Justin Lesbeaver was asked if his last name means basketball in German. Justin did the Kanye shrug, because he said he had no idea what the word German means. At least Brittany from Glee would say something charming like, "Did you know 'German' means doctor in Polish." Seriously, this really is our future. 2012 can't come sooner.
You know, I was hoping that Justin's luxurious locks were keeping his ears from hearing clearly, but then the VJ dude showed him the word on card and he still didn't know. The Canadian embryo finally said that we don't "say that in America."
So this is why the air smelled like Lemon Pledge, maple syrup and weed smoke over the weekend. It's because millions of Canadians were breathing a sigh of relief when Justin didn't say "in Canada."
In Justin's defense, he hasn't even conquered peeing without getting it on the floor so how can we expect him to know what German means!
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This is a joke. It is obvious that he didn't catch the first part of what the guy was saying. It sounded like he addressed him by full name and then said "Is german for basketball?" huh? Did not make sense. Easy to see why he was confused.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:26pm.
For some reason this video (From rojopeaches!) is what I imagine ESE to be like IRL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVzWqjI9lBU
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heehee!... actually, it's more like this!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=940zccYFyOI
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Okay people, I am not a fan of his, I don't even know what he does.. BUT that interviewer confused me. I don't think he heard the part about it being the meaning of his last name..
Okay people, I am not a fan of his, I don't even know what he does.. BUT that interviewer confused me. I don't think he heard the part about it being the meaning of his last name..
IS THAT THE BIG ONE I HEAR???
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:55am.
"German? Huh?..."...What a retarded child.
It's because these stage kids don't get a proper education. Their parents just whore them out and disregard the fact that their career will likely peak at 17 and then they will turn into the next Lindsay Lohan.
FUCKING WORD!!
I'm actually too embarrassed or scared to watch the vid.
Arizona Bay - BRING IT ON!
"German? Huh?..."...What a retarded child.
It's because these stage kids don't get a proper education. Their parents just whore them out and disregard the fact that their career will likely peak at 17 and then they will turn into the next Lindsay Lohan.
Rojo-P, to sing you to sleep...
Love on the Rocks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbvxP08FlMs
Noighty noight Rojo-P...
Catcha :)
@sandbitch
okay best cover !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21VecIIdBI
nightie !
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formerly know as peaches80 !!!
this too cool not to share dang ! angle, lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
@sandbitch
lol glad u liked it , yeah i like superstar too , but nah for skating we only just begun !
imma skate away to slumberland (sp) now !!!
nice to talk to you , have a great day !
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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formerly know as peaches80 !!!
this too cool not to share dang ! angle, lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
Got any more DJ PEACHES-RONSON?
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:25am.
You just cracked me up with that carpenter's song. Such a pretty song spoiled by many a fucked wedding/marriage.
Given what's going on around my parts, fucking hilarious axshally.
lemme set the mood for skating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI
dunno why i mix skating and the capenters
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
hol mah hand gurl !
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formerly know as peaches80 !!!
this too cool not to share dang ! angle, lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
@sandbitch
nah ,, no loiker ...... how is down there ???
never been in the forum !
i iz scared !
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formerly know as peaches80 !!!
this too cool not to share dang ! angle, lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
Hey rojopeachois - I axshally snuck in the forum earlier today. Just realized I'm still logged in... does that make me a loiker?
K, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@sandbitch
nah , insomnia
lemme grab yer hand and skate away ..........
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formerly know as peaches80 !!!
this too cool not to share dang ! angle, lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
Everyone gone to bed...sigh
I have the ice rink to meself WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
edited to erase caps !
lol!
angel is that you girl ?????
in the santana video ??
rock and roll , yoohooooooooo !
yey , imma need a guitar autographed and free tickets *winks real fast*
xoxoxoxox
muaaaaaaaah !
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:59pm.
Hey LawDog! I'm SUING! YOU REWROTE MAH SONG!:
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Angel!
I tried to look at your song and it just remained blank, nothing.
So, no Angel song, no ESE song, what is the fucking point!!!!
I tried. :)
Off to bed, have a great day everyone.
Centy xo
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Night HORZ
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
If that is you, one you are fucking beautiful and two, YOU ROCK
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:53am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:41am.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:24am.
@Centy: What do you mean, we'll beat the shit out of each other? I don't fight and drink... I fuck and drink! : ) ...
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Buddhi, in the video the two Italian girls were ripping each other's hair out! At least the one I watched...
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OHHHHHHHHHHHH! I forgot about that! OOPS! So yeah, give me some notice because I have an obligation to work 3 mos. in San Fran. then off to Greece with Sis and after that, I am all yours! I am really trying to win this lottery here so we can go in style... : ) ... keep you posted on that!
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Hmmmm....well....if you would ever need a girl to come to your home in SF for a week or so over the next three months to clean your toilet, scrub the place, cook gourmet meals and mix Greyhounds, let me know.
I think I may know of such a person and she is very happy to sleep in the bathtub in a Snuggle.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Angel is that you in the video Manimal posted?
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:44am.
Angel it is really good. I can't do anything like that, I can only throw a rhyme together. I am realy impressed. Did you send it to MK?
Angel= genius!!
If she's good enough for Santana she's good enough for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwgnfUYFxuM&feature=related
girls like always a pleasure !
centy , buddi , angel , ld , thanks for the fun !
see you tomorrow !
teehee !
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:56am.
ANGLE !
HOPE U INCLUD THE PEACH NEXT !
WORD , SO HOT !
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BUT, OF COURSE!
PS. YOUR CAPS ARE LOCKED! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
AWWW BUDDI SO NICE , DANG !
I WILL TREASURE IT BY USING IT AS THE FANCIEST CANDLE STICK HOLDER EVER , BUT FIRST IMMA FINISH THAT BUBBLY , U DO KNOW HOW TO ROMACE THE PEACH , DANG
XOXOXOXOXOX
MUAAAAAAAAAAH !
BUDDI SO HOT
*WINKS AND SENDS AIR KISSES *
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
*MULLET SENDING PEACHES CASE OF VINTAGE ANDRE* wink, wink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
ANGLE !
HOPE U INCLUD THE PEACH NEXT !
WORD , SO HOT !
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:41am.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:24am.
@Centy: What do you mean, we'll beat the shit out of each other? I don't fight and drink... I fuck and drink! : ) ...
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Buddhi, in the video the two Italian girls were ripping each other's hair out! At least the one I watched...
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OHHHHHHHHHHHH! I forgot about that! OOPS! So yeah, give me some notice because I have an obligation to work 3 mos. in San Fran. then off to Greece with Sis and after that, I am all yours! I am really trying to win this lottery here so we can go in style... : ) ... keep you posted on that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:44am.
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Wow, thanks. Yeah, I sent it...It was something I got into for a while by accident, kinda. I thought I might continue but it's really time consuming and then Youtube got weird with the copyrights so it was even harder....
I still collect pics and quotes cuz I do plan on doing more at some point...I don't usually sing but I'd like to do that more too...when I'm healthy tho;p...cuz I can tweak the lyrics like that which makes it way more fun;p
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
BUDDI DANG THAT OFFER SOUNDS REAL GOOD !
BUT DON'T EVEN GURL CUZ I AIN'T SELLIG MAHSELF CHEAP U HEAR
IS CHILIS , CARL'S JR OR EVEN FRIDAYS , AS FOR DRINKING MAH TASTES ARE REAL REFINED ONLY ANDRE AND BACARDI COOLERS FOR THE PEACH DANG
AND THINK NOTHING BUT MOTEL 6 , I AIN'T CHEAP U HEAR , UH ????
THEN OF COURSE I WILL PUT ON , U KNOW I GOT THE WEAKS FOR THE MULLET , DANG !!!
SO HOT CAN'T HELP IT !
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
BUDDI !!!!!!!
WOOOOOT WHY U APOLOGIZING GURL UH????
I DIDN'T THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT , PLUS IT IS TRUE !!!!!!
BUT NOT IN CANCUN CUZ I HAVE BEEN THERE AND THEY ARE ALL SMILES AND STUFF , BUT IN MEXICO CITY , DANG U DO SOMETHING AND WOW POW , ERRBODY WANTS MOOLAH !
IS NOT AS BAD CUZ NOW THEY FILM THEM AND I ONCE WON CUZ I GOT MAH SPEEDING TICKET BACK I PROVE MY INNOCENCE , DAYUM !!!!!!!!
BUDDI I DON'T GET EASILY OFFENDED , I KNOW U R NICE !
UNLESS UR USERNAME IS ............TSKLALA THEN DANG , GURL I GET PISSED!!!!!!!
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
Angel it is really good. I can't do anything like that, I can only throw a rhyme together. I am realy impressed. Did you send it to MK?
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:24am.
@Centy: What do you mean, we'll beat the shit out of each other? I don't fight and drink... I fuck and drink! : ) ... I am heading to San Fran for 3 months and will be available for all kinds of fun at the end of August. Mexico is going to be humid in July, get ready for that shit. I went to Florida one summer and nearly died.
LOL @ Peaches the new Ginge on the Block! Love the new Avie... what a scene, the dlisters hitting Mexico together! We better bring lots of money to keep the Federales happy! NO? xoxox p.s. I did not get LawDog drunk tonight because I was working...ha! I object and I will counter sue for defamation of character!
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Buddhi, in the video the two Italian girls were ripping each other's hair out! At least the one I watched...
The fucking and drinking sounds great, and it is just as Peach says, Quintanna Roo kisses the tourist ass, I told my friends and family that the Cancun airport was the nicest I've ever been in in my life, and I've been in plenty...
That would be so great if this could happen, but I'm not holding my breath....I will assume it will not happen, and then if it DOES, it will be like Xmas!!!!
PS -- I live in Austin. It was 92 degrees today and it's beginning of May. I'm immune to heat, as a matter of fact, I was pissed when I went in March, it rained three day and two of the nights were so cold I had to get a blanket from my room and wear it like a burka!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
ROJOPEACHES: My Mullet is inviting you to an evening of fine dining in any city of your choice, but after that you have to put out! No fooling around... you are a known mullet-tease! : P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
@PEACHES/ROJO: I am sorry for the federale joke... no offense. I am very familiar with the TRUE hospitality of Mexicans. Yo Tequiero Mucho! xoxo to you my funny friend...but I am still sueing because my Mullet has been falsely accused of perpetrating an indecency against a hot red-headed Mexican girl! Not true... the mullet has been doing the ho stroll in Seattle all night!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
@LawDog: Yes. DISCLAIMER: I had a wicked bad ear infection at the time and just wanted to do it in time for New Years. PS. Sorry I din't warn you to turn it down;p
But you are no amateur, my friend! That's fersure.
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
why buddi , why did u let yer mullet do me like that in that alley , you could at least wine me and dine me dang !
no romance , where is the love ????
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
I am a total amateur compared to Angel she has a video and everything. Is that you singing? Yours has music and everything.
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
@buddi !
lol , u countersue !
uh , no way gurl peaches got diplomatic inmuniteeeeeeeeeeeee !
hummmmmmmm !
all i know about the law i learned at law and order suv , dang !
buddi's mullet raped me ,............. but i liked it !
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
@BUDDI !
LOL NAH GURL IN CANCUN (QUINTANA ROO) THEY TREAT THE TOURISTS AS FOCKEN JEWELS , U DON'T NEED MONEY !!!!!
U GET THE VIP TREATMENT !
LOL!
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !
@Centy: What do you mean, we'll beat the shit out of each other? I don't fight and drink... I fuck and drink! : ) ... I am heading to San Fran for 3 months and will be available for all kinds of fun at the end of August. Mexico is going to be humid in July, get ready for that shit. I went to Florida one summer and nearly died.
LOL @ Peaches the new Ginge on the Block! Love the new Avie... what a scene, the dlisters hitting Mexico together! We better bring lots of money to keep the Federales happy! NO? xoxox p.s. I did not get LawDog drunk tonight because I was working...ha! I object and I will counter sue for defamation of character!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
I'm just foching around. Thought I was here by myself. I am trying to do a verse for Buddi's Mullet
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
Submitted by LawDog on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:54pm.
Raindrops on roses and coffee at starbucks
vodka and whiskey and big men with large nuts
Home depot lesbians and tampons with strings
these are a few of my faviorite things
Margies and pork rinds and playing on Dlisted
Jacko and Beakers and Sucky getting fisted
Mk and Leenie, PP and cake
Speakit, Lutrelle and Jizzball are fake
When the dykes fight adn the job bites
and I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad
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Lawdoggie, I really have to give you kudos on this one, because I laughed when I saw it and thought, "I'll respond to her with Doe a Deer!"
I sat here for ten fucking minutes and couldn't get past "Hohan, a queer, a female beer"
Lawdoggie, Poet Laureate of Dlisted!!!!!!!! :)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Bambam has nipples and Breaky a black snake
Loozer comes by and to snowy he sings
Ese posts music and Jilly can bake
These are a few of my favorite things
When the cray cray fight and DOG bites
and the shit gets real
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I know how to feel
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
ACOCAINATTA !!!!!!!
LOL!
ONLY IN ROME DANG
TACCI TUA !!!!!!!!
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the bitch formerly know as peaches80 !!!
woot woot !