Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber
During an interview in New Zealand the other day, Justin Lesbeaver was asked if his last name means basketball in German. Justin did the Kanye shrug, because he said he had no idea what the word German means. At least Brittany from Glee would say something charming like, "Did you know 'German' means doctor in Polish." Seriously, this really is our future. 2012 can't come sooner.
You know, I was hoping that Justin's luxurious locks were keeping his ears from hearing clearly, but then the VJ dude showed him the word on card and he still didn't know. The Canadian embryo finally said that we don't "say that in America."
So this is why the air smelled like Lemon Pledge, maple syrup and weed smoke over the weekend. It's because millions of Canadians were breathing a sigh of relief when Justin didn't say "in Canada."
In Justin's defense, he hasn't even conquered peeing without getting it on the floor so how can we expect him to know what German means!