Bret Michaels Is Out Of The Hospital
Do a Buttery Nipple shot out of your partner's eager snatch, because Bret Michaels' doctor announced today that he has been released from the hospital nearly two weeks after he suffered a brain hemorrhage. Dr. Joseph Zabramski wanted everyone to know that Bret is still busted up and down, but his condition is improving and he's recuperating at an undisclosed location. I'm guessing the "undisclosed location" is one of the bigger rooms at the Bunny Ranch.
Dr. Zabramski had this to say: "Mr. Michaels was indeed a lucky person, a very lucky person. He's improving and I expect him to continue to improve. I really expect that he will fortunately make a 100 percent recovery. He's just one of those lucky people – 10 to 20 percent who make a complete recovery and can resume all of their normal activities."
Dr. Zabramski does realize what that one of Bret's "normal activities" is banging his head against a stripper's thigh while she rides his shoulders?
And the beautiful swan on the right of Bret in the picture above is probably having the best day ever. Bitch probably dropped her two Big Gulps and gave double Shaka signs as soon as she heard the news.
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wondering if hes pulling a kim mitchell and dwight yokam---keep the hat on because his head is shinney as a q-ball
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Good news. I hope he starts taking better care of himself now.
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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"
This motherfucker stroked out, and I hope that he sounds like Dick Clark. Not for his misery, but just because it would be funny as hell.
Glad he's recovered and I hope he will take this golden opportunity to stop wearing the weave-danna and hat combo. Embrace your bald Brett.
These have got to be the most unattractive fans any rocker could not hope for! What the hell? No wonder his brain checked out... it could not compute the state of rocker affairs for poor Bret Michaels. Imagine being on stage and that crew shows you their tits! Your brain would explode too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Really? They made it sound like poor Bart was at death's door. I hope they did not exaggerate his condition to garner sympathy from his fans and gain more publicity for him. My cousin lost sleep over bart but I told her he would probably hit up every talk show known to man to discuss his hospital stay and all the nurses he hit on.
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YAY!!!!!!!!!! <3 you Bret...xox
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Yay for Bret, yay for his chillins and yay for snowy♥!!
I hope this is a life changing experience for him! Things like this don't just happen! There is a reason!
Sorry, but he looks more girly than any of the actual girls in this picture.
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Ain't nothing can keep a Butlerite down!
That is good news.
Medusa is a snake-headed beauty!
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Glad Bret recovered this far. I had a feeling he would survive this. It was similar to a brain hemorrage that Sharon Stone had a few years back. She recovered quite well.
Bitch probably dropped her two Big Gulps and gave double Shaka signs as soon as she heard the news.
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*starts choking* LMAO, this looks about how i feel.. about this?! too funny! i want this as my avi. ^
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Have Bret Michaels and Fergie ever been seen inthe same place at the same time?
Just sayin'.
Great news...Brett is a down to earth man. His karma must be very good! He cheated death once again.
"Fuck me running..."
Meat Loaf is obviously very excited for Bret.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 4:59pm.
See, MK isn't blind.
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Yo, but I am;p
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 5:05pm.
I'm blinded by the light of Pat (the thing in the plaid shirt in the rightmost corner). I think that's a guy (?)
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I'm pretty sure that's the beautiful swan.
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I'm blinded by the light of Pat (the thing in the plaid shirt in the rightmost corner). I think that's a guy (?)
@Mrs. Voorhees...the last paragraph by MK "And the beautiful swan on the right of Bret in the picture above is probably having the best day ever."
See, MK isn't blind.
Won't ANYONE give props to the hot piece in the lower right-hand corner. Are you people fucking blind???
With a brunette Britney Spears lookalike on the left and a female version of Corky on the right, what could possibly go wrong?
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It's known as a symbol to rock-n-roll, however, I do use it whenever I'm trying to flip a person off but my middle finger is being used to hold a ciggie.
Yeah...they're making devil horns. Took me forever to learn how to do those...kept sticking my thumb out and making the "hang loose" sign instead.
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So it is the devil? So now I have to call up my effing sister and admit to her she was right?
Whatever.
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In these parts (midwest) we call it throwing the "Hail Satan", but really it just means ROCK N ROLL!
But doctor will I be able to play the piano?
That's funny I never could before!
Glad to here he's gonna make it.
CLARRRRYYYYYYYYY is correct. but I do agree with Professor of English, M.E. I believe the majority think of it as the symbol for rock-n-roll.
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Mmm...buttery nipple shots!!!!
Yay.....Bret has lived to bang another day!!
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It's the Italian Maloik. Ala Ronnie James Dio!
Whooooohooo!
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jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 4:39pm.
zomay - don't be so sure...
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_meaning_of_the_pinky_and_the_index...
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So it is the devil? So now I have to call up my effing sister and admit to her she was right?
Whatever.
BUT it probably means different things to different people... when I gesture it to a lady, it means I wanna give you the "shocker", 'tard style....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
zomay, it may have initially meant that, but over the years toned down to just rock and roll...off to google.
zomay - don't be so sure...
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_meaning_of_the_pinky_and_the_index...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
My sister told me it meant devil horns and I am 99% sure my sister is off her rocker.
zomay, it's the rock and roll sign.
doesn't it mean rock-n-roll or some shit...?
*yells at kids to get the fuck off my lawn*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Could someone tell me what is the sign he is doing with his hands? I always see him doing this and I have no clue what it is.
So lucky!
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LMAO at Zima-breath sigh of relief!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
snowy - WE ain't sendin shit! I'm so broke, if it cost a nickel to shit, I'd have to throw up.
On topic: i got nothin
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
That sound you hear is millions of skanks worldwide breathing a Zima-scented sigh of relief.
I just cant ever hate on this guy. He seems like one of the genuinely nice guys.
I'm so glad he is getting better and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the complete recovery.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 4:00pm.
The "undisclosed location" is my snatch
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Oooooh, I get it. All the blood in his peen means none in the brain. So THAT'S why he's recovering so quickly. You see, slutting it up is good for something. It's a beautiful thing when hos work together. I do believe I could shed a tear...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Hahaha @ Snowy's snatchel region.