Tila Tequila Is Taking Over The Internet

Now I know how the dude selling oranges on the corner feels when a Food 4 Less opens next to him. Tila Tequila is kicking all us hos off our corners by launching a brand new celebrity gossip blog which will be the #1 gossip site in the world!

My mother taught me to never trust an animatronic goblin, but I actually believe Tila. Tila will rule the internet. Case in point: "LET'S ALL FORGIVE CHRIS BROWN TODAY!!" Yup, it's a fucking wrap.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 7:39am.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:09am.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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Submitted by Dannii on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 7:29am.

look, if you post a link i have to click because i'm a linkaholic so i had alook at her site and she really is a hypocrite. i dont like miley cyrus either but the stuff she posts is gross, and whats more annoying is she's doing a kanye too. so you dont have to click here's a taste of what she posts:

"I’M ALL FOR MILEY GROWING UP AND DOING HER OWN THING, BUT WHO HERE AGREE’S WITH ME THAT MILEY IS DEFINITELY A LITTLE SKANK SLUT UNDERCOVER?? I’M SERIOUS? NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT COME ON MAAAAAAAAN! LOOK AT HER! SHE’S JUST WAITING FOR THE DAY TO TURN 18 SO SHE CAN FINALLY TAKE IT ALL OFF, POSE FOR PLAYBOY, GET BREAST IMPLANTS, AND START GOING DOWN THAT BRITNEY SPEARS ROUTE. *SIGH* CHILDREN ARE GROWING UP SO FAST THESE DAYS! AS FOR HER PARENTS BEING SO LAID BACK ABOUT HER LETTING SOME 20 YEAR OLD DUDES SHAG THEIR UNDERAGE DAUGHTER, LETTING HER GET A TATTOO RIGHT UNDERNEATH HER UNDERAGE TITTIES AND ALL TYPES OF OTHER THINGS, IS BECAUSE JUST LIKE BRITNEY WAS BACK IN THE DAY….. MILEY CYRUS IS THEIR “CASH COW.” HER PARENTS KNOW SHE’S BRINGING IN ALL THE $$$$$$$ SO WHAT MILEY WANTS, MILEY GETS!"

translation: "bitch is stealing my act!"

and this bit: "OH LORD, I JUST PRAY THAT SHE DOESN’T GO TOO FULL SPEED AND END UP LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS DURING HER “MELTDOWN, SHAVED HEAD” DAYS. HOW MUCH DO YOU GUYS WANNA BET THAT MILEY WILL NO DOUBT, GO DOWN THAT ROUTE?"

the way its worded it sounds like she WANTS miley to do that because then there will be one less contender to her crown of being famous for nothing. i dunno how many posts she writes herself but that is definatly her-no one could mimic that level of hyprocicy that well.

but the chris brown posts shows she really does not have a braincell. worlds ending soon anyway so thats a plus rite?

btw someone needs to tell her that "worsesest" and "worserer" are not words. i'm not even making this shit up i thought she was thick but fucking hell this takes the cake! or as she would say "cakerererere....r"

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 6:03pm.

Ha Ha I pushed play not realizing my volume was all the way up and all three of my dogs came running and howling like they thought someone was being strangled in here

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Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 6:01pm.

OK so kill me I had to see it again..it reminds of those cheesy Philipino movies where the character is some evil troll living in a house or under a bed... she scares me..she really does.. I think if you put a picture of IT in my medicine cabinet I would scream... or maybe I can put her pic on the frig... the perfect Tila Diet...because once you look at that shit you will not want to eat... here I come ribcage ...
Emma Grace Frost

Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 6:01pm.

Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 5:55pm.

Throw this crazy cunt and LILO in the same nuthouse.... What a famewhore and not even good at that...
Emma Grace Frost

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 3:00pm.

LOL tila- "i fucked jared leto"

her blog is so fucking amature wtf did i just read??

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:01pm.

LOL, every single comment on every single story are just going to be people call her a fucking skeeve! I can't wait to see this fucking train wreck.

Submitted by chuckie3 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 10:35am.

I fucking hate this jizz sponge bitch. If I were her father I would've shot that wad in the corner.

Submitted by Blue Suede Shoes on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:56am.

This chick is deliousional. I seriously think if we ignore her, she'll shrivel up and die
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Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:47am.

Someone please step on this cockroach...

Submitted by copacabanagirl on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:12am.

Tila's like a modern day Pia Zadora, except she's a lot more obnoxious and a lot less stable. Anyway, I don't think her blog is going to last long, but it'll be a hoot while it's still in business.

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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.

Submitted by notreallyworking on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 6:02am.

Is everyone at their stations? OK... T minus one countdown to Tia's next breakdown...

5...
4...
3...
2...

The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.

Submitted by kylimayrow on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:43am.

Michael K, do you work with the troll that was given birth as Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen? Because all your doing is sending hits towards her sites, which = money! Lets not feed the troll, let us forget her existence so that she can vanish among the world of old used up hookers. And maybe, just maybe one day in about 10 years we will get a glimpse of the troll working at a used up bunny ranch in Nevada. Lets us not perpetuate her "fame" so that she can melt into obscurity. Her 15 mins. have now run into 5 plus year of this incoherent mess, lets end it here!

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:09am.

KILL IT WITH FIRE !!!

Submitted by JaneDoe on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:04am.

Submitted by BeBe_Kitten on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 8:09pm.

I know she was born in America, but she speaks like it's her second language and like she has some moderate difficulty thinking and reading her lines.
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the turd was born in Singapore...and fuck me for knowing the fact...*punch herself*

I voted for none of them biatch in the poll and that was it, I refused to give her more hit (except if I can hit her head with a brick or something)
there's no way in hell she could dethrone MK. NOONE could!!!!
MK for president of the world!

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:58pm.

I'm with MinxInSpace, bitch can't write a tweet, much less a whole blog.

I hope it turns into a trainwreck mess that reads like a diary on crack while she posts pictures of her dumb ass doing stupid shit. But I'm still not clicking on that mess. I get my fix here, done and done.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:45pm.

Bye,bye MK! It has been a slice but there's a new bitch in town...oh, I just can't even joke about this! Perez better be worried though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:46pm.

"Ok Ok, I know all these freakin’ pregnancy shit is all over the place but I have already cleared that shit numerous of times on MAINSTREAM MEDIA! So if you missed it, your loss so stop whining about it and get with the dam program!"
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Ok, fine! I'll google it, ya dumb fuck!
O look! April 18! by WENN:

...With a bleached blonde new do and a low-cut salmon pink mini-dress, Tequila bounced around the club at the Alma tequila-sponsored event. And now her new publicist, Brad Taylor, has confirmed his client is no longer with child.

He tells WENN, "She's not pregnant. There were medical complications."...

(dumb bitch fell off her chair)...

She then posted messages about taking her own life, writing, "I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened."

But she decided against calling emergency services and signed off with another note explaining she would try and sleep off the pain before boarding a flight to Australia.

Her new publicist has refused to go into details about the "medical complications" that ended Tequila's pregnancy, but added, "She's very healthy and going out."

Now I know. Thanks:)

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by MinxInSpace on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:41pm.

How is this hot mess going to talk shit about other hot messes? That's like going to a crackhead for gossip about other crackheads!

Methinks she ain't writing this herself anyway. Whomever is writing it needs to be slapped though. Way too many exclamation points, caps and needless bullshit lingo.

Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 11:07pm.

Please make this thing go away.

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:50pm.

Stupid ass meth-head. Nope. I'm not saying blow. She loves meth. The end.

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:42pm.

Her episode of 'true hollywood story' is going to be a "tragic" one I can tell. Some dude will go OJ on her or she'll end up ODing on some stuff but not before she ends in court for something crazy.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:30pm.

man, she's a creepy thing

Submitted by Dgrin on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:07pm.

umm..no...

Submitted by d-nice on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:05pm.

she looks so greasy.

Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 10:05pm.

as a kite rest mah case !
dang
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Submitted by Miami on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:59pm.

Bitch can't even speak without slurring her words. I am thinking it is a mixture of coke and alcohol.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:58pm.

So you don't gotsta go there to know...also as a PSA - if you scroll through here there's lots more:

Make a long story short, I only slept for ONE HOUR!!!!!!!! Then Today, I got a SHITLOAD of phone calls (AS I EXPECTED) from come celeb’s agents, complaining about some of the posts I said about them. Luckily for them, we have a VERY good MUTUAL friend that I would do ANYTHING for. SO of course since he is a VERY GOOD FRIEND of mine, as well as the “OTHER” I did him a favor and deleted some posts. I’m sure you guys know which ones! LMAO! ANyway, so that was that and it’s all good now. *SIGH*

Then since I was already up, I have a HUGE show in LAS VEGAS at the LUXOR at club LAX to perform my song “I FUCKED THE DJ” and a few other songs so I had to hurry up and go get my hurr did since my roots were growing out. FUCK I AM TIRED! I DON’T EVEN FEEL LIKE WRITNG THIS DAMN BLOG! UGHHH! I JUST WANNA SNORT SOME COKE LIKE KRISTIN CAVALARI & ENJOY THE REST OF MY DAY BEFORE I FLY TO VEGAS TOMORROW! hahahaha! I’m totally kidding. I fucking HATE BLOW! That shit is nasty! I swear to GOD on my LIFE I don’t do that shit!

DO YOU HEAR HER?! SHE HATES IT!

♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA

Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:49pm.

tila, considering about us, is not enough. Tila tries and tries again to be relevent.

Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:47pm.

she's supposed to know what their doing

Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:45pm.

most of everyone wants to see u die, including me.
tila you're response doesn't matter

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:44pm.

ubmitted by Michael K on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 4:46pm.

Goodbye, Sluttsville! Throw me a coin or two when you pass my way!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 4:45pm.

It's been nice knowing you, MK.
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AAHAHAHA!

Submitted by sexysure on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:43pm.

Okay, so i know Tila isn't coherent enough to have written any of those posts on that site. Does she still get to call herself a blogger just because it's her name and image and all she gets to do is nod and smile when they show her the pretty colours?

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:43pm.

Oh.fuck.YES.So sue, do me, damned me to hell. I'm reserving my front-row seat for this trainwreck NOW.

Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:35pm.

go away, tila. none of us like you. whoremonger.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:31pm.

*serious face*

I left her a warning.
She better take it serious.

♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA

Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:29pm.

she's quite tiny, but then again I don't like fake people along with fake tits, namely I don't like her at all. I pray she just goes away.

Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:22pm.

I can't stand the bitch but I give her a cookie for referring to Perez as 'Piggie.'

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Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:22pm.

SHE LOOKS HIGH !
DANG , DON'T DRINK AND BLOG , GURL I OBJECT !

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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:07pm.

This is a pretty funny crap shoot on this post! Here, you guys might like THIS Tila Tequila blog a lot better:

http://spikedtequila.blogspot.com/

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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:05pm.

I'm home now so I finally got to see the vid and HOLY SHIT, is she fucked up. Slurrin'! Pathetic

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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 8:52pm.

I will not click the video. bitch can suck the air for all I care!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Sexy Pants on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 8:51pm.

Team MK! I remain loyal to you! Muah!
As if I would take a troll seriously anyway. Everyone knows you can't turn a ho into a housewife...or an alien troll into a serious journalist...yes, that is what MK is!

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 9:11pm.

THE ONLY HIT imma gonna give this whore is with my truck

die
whore
just fking die already goddamn it

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Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 8:47pm.

Fucking puerca.
Emma Grace Frost

Submitted by PerOne on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 8:40pm.

This woman has no shame. First her girlfriend dies, and she fakes a pregnancy, now she's gonna blog about what we get from Michael anyway?
How many straws is she gonna grasp at to keep her 15 minutes going?

Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Tue, 05/04/2010 - 8:30pm.

What did i miss?
uh ?
someone attacking Michael K?

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