Throw A Blanket Over It!
My abuelita had this cockatoo named Michi who woke everyone up in the morning with his loud ass squawking, tried to bite your hand any chance he got and pooped more than a baby on laxatives. Well, Miley Cyrus' new video reminds me of Michi's annoying ass. Throw a blanket over this or accidentally leave the cage door open when abuelita isn't looking!
This is 17-year-old Miley Cyrus' video for "Can't Be Tamed" which features her as some kind of crow beaver chicken creature humping on a bunch of birds in the middle of a museum. Pedo bird orgy alert. THE FUCK is right.
Noah Cyrus probably thought up this mess after downing a dozen Red Bulls in a row while watching Jessica Wild do the sessy chicken dance on RuPaul's Drag Race:
This video is about as sexy as two pigeons pecking each other to death over a crusty biscuit lying in the gutter. And come to think of it, the song alone sounds like two pigeons pecking each other to death.
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gave me a headache i'm geeting tired of these little kids!
"have you seen Miley's TV brother? He's pretty different from the real one LOLOLOLOLOL!)"
Guess what's even crazier? Jason Earles is in his 30's, FFS.
Glad I got a nice response once in a while.
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 2:20pm.
And I like how she's a child's icon. Please, this is a glorified reality star if I ever saw one.
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Totally. I sat down with the kids one day and realized that it's as though they gave a family the most AWESOME dramatic play area EVER and said: Ok, Miley (when she was 8 or whatever) now we want you to play with your Dad and all these fake friends we bought you like this is your DREAM LIFE! (and btw - have you seen Miley's TV brother? He's pretty different from the real one LOLOLOLOLOL!) Do you think you could do that?
And they're all up in fucking studio playing house and making millions. WTF?
Needless to say that launched me into a horrendous Disney rant that lasted longer than the episode itself. Those kids know what's up.
But they still watch it anyway if I'm not around.
PS. I saw in an interview with Miley that she has to make pop music to sell her merchandise. At least she's honest. *shrugs*
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I don't think that she gets that she couldn't be farther from a sex symbol if she tried. This video just made me feel dirty watching it. She's "cute" at best and only if you look at her head on, with a lot of make up. I feel bad for her, it's like she's completely clueless and people keep telling her she is awesome. It's like Heidi with some degree of actual talent and a legit corporate bank roll. The post-tween market is going to eat her alive.
Song isn't that terrible though and you can barely tell that it's her singing it behind all the "producing". I can see this catching on a bit. I thought she did NOT want to do pop music? I thought she wanted to be hard and do like rock music? Between all the auto tune and the dance (and intense walking) sequences a la wanna be Britney this couldn't be anything closer to pop music.
I thought she said pop music wasn't her style. This sure sounds like awful pop to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P8TGqgFxRs&feature=related
Wouldn't you be embarassed if you were Lady Gaga, Britney and Christina to hear this? Do these people really think they're original?
Actually .............nevermind.
You know, we should spend our energy on Miley Cyrus more than Megan Fox. Every time I wind up seeing Miley do her shtick, I want to spit at my TV screen.
And I like how she's a child's icon. Please, this is a glorified reality star if I ever saw one.
SUCH a britney wannabe. Didnt even listen to the song.......& I HATE the fact the video looks good. grrrr This little annoying spoilt b*tch needs to go away and leave the Britney TO BRITNEY!!!!!!! *ROARS LOUDLY*
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*ridden hard*
Horrible and so not appropriate for someone her age.
put honey on your hoecakes
Where is Sarah Palin with her hunting rifle when you need her?
Could not watch whole thing. Gross.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YwnAdT9I_o
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and they nearly ran Annie Leibovitz out of town on a rail for photographing her with a titch of smeared lipstick. That was only yesterday.
Love the opening though. Thought to be extinct? If only we were so lucky, re: the whole Cyrus family.
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It's an interesting concept, but overall it just didn't work. Not something a 17 year old needs to be part of, by any means. I would slap my daughter if she even thought about making a video like that at 17. And that voice, it's always made me want to shove sharp pencils into my ears, but this "vocal" in particular is beyond annoying.
I have to bow down to my fellow Dlisted sluts, you guys and gals are vicious! I wouldn't call Miley pretty, but I don't particularly think she's ugly. I'm guessing they figure the more makeup and the less clothes, the more distracted we'll be from her face?
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Miley Cyrus trying to do angry whore robot dancer, is equal to Blanche Devereaux trying to be a Nun.
I had to frantically search for the pause button at the :58 second mark. What the hell is sexy about writhing on the bottom of a bird cage? Ick. Nast.
surprise- another robot sounding song.
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I want your love, I don't want to be friends
-Lady Gaga
this video was LAME!...
this video was LAME!...
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:16am.
Ugh. This is so calculated. "Whelp, she's 17 now. Time to slut up her image!"
I guess it was the same shit with Britney ten years ago, but for some reason, I remember her being older than this by the time she was writhing around with snakes and what not.
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This is the Mickey Mouse/Disney rite of passage. This does sound like Britney circa 2001, and looks like Dirrty.
I'm taking bets on how long it takes Selena Gomez to go ho.
@cprincess:
I had the same questions when brit-brit slutted out:
where be the happy christians?
the ones who want to burn books and shit.
turns out the slutty stuff is ok because it brings the Benjamins!!!
The Sexuation
I'm 23 and I agree completely!
Submitted by misskitty on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:08am.
I am going to sound old here, but this is seriously what is wrong the current crop of young girls in this country. I am so tired of the the rule that states the sluttier the girl the better her career. I blame Britney for the rise of teen slutdom. Madonna may have been slutty and shocking when she first came out, but at least she was 26! Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (teenagers) were nice girls. Ugh. I do sound old, but as a mom of two teenage girls I am so tired of fighting this! I remember back when my middle daughter was in junior high and trying to find her jeans that rose higher than just over the crotch.... some snarky beotch whipper snapper sale girl giving me a look because I told my child quite loudly in the middle of Hollister that I would not let her go to school wearing those whorey jeans.... Sorry for the early morning rant, I just hate that song. When did being a selfish whore become a good thing?
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My thoughts exactly. Plus, there is NOTHING sexy about this chick. And this song sounds very Britney-esque. I don't even like Britney's music, but I would take it over this. Awful! Truly awful music is right!
Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:21am.
First of all this is hardly music although I guess Im not her core audience but Im amazed that her parents/managers/record company think its freaking acceptable for her at age 17 to be writhing wound like a giant oversexed crow....
More than that-what would Jesus think?
Isnt she constantly talking about letting Jesus into your life?
The Jesus pushers/evangelicals are the exact ones who fancy themselves the moral compass for the rest of us and yet they think a 17 year old dressed up like a freaking dominatrix crow is just fine....
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First of all this is hardly music although I guess Im not her core audience but Im amazed that her parents/managers/record company think its freaking acceptable for her at age 17 to be writhing wound like a giant oversexed crow....
More than that-what would Jesus think?
Isnt she constantly talking about letting Jesus into your life?
The Jesus pushers/evangelicals are the exact ones who fancy themselves the moral compass for the rest of us and yet they think a 17 year old dressed up like a freaking dominatrix crow is just fine....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
you have to love the close up of her face when she is lying down yeah you only do that with actually pretty people damn she one ugly bird
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It's just stupid looking. It's not a good song, and some how it managed to cure of me of my angel-girl fetish. It reminded me of Kids in the Hall's Chicken Lady. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YwnAdT9I_o
Miley shouldn't be allowed to Dance. EVER. SO AWKWARD.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:12am.
Submitted by misskitty on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:08am.
I blame Britney for the rise of teen slutdom.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I blame the parents of the little sluts for letting them dress and act like little sluts.
---------Trust me, I blame the parents too. I so also tired of parents who worry more about being cool and being milfs instead of being effing parents and telling their kids to put to dame clothes on! And Vern, don't even get me started on trying to buy them shorts... Why can't kids just look like kids anymore?
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Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
Submitted by AmberWaves on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:05am.
Where is my damn slingshot.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
chipmunk + buzzard = Miley Cyrus
Where is my damn slingshot.
I can't get that to run normally but I can already see where it's going. It's dreadful and she's going to get a lot of ridicule for it. Who's the birdbrain that conceptualized this for her? (or was it Miley herself)
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
That's fucking awful. It's an autotuned piece of shit. You can practically see the avian lice on her.
gimme 15 minutes with her
and i can fuck some talent into her
and while were at it her
daddy too cause he needs it
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HAHA Miss Kitty! had the same prob finding shorts that weren't coochie-cutters and shirts that weren't cropped right up to the bewb when my kid was a teen. (get off my fuckin' lawn it was only 3 yrs ago!)
I think it's this one's lack of talent that bothers me more than her age. Kids are gonna go for the fun and to them edgy stuff no matter what we do. I just wish the pop-tarts had skill to back up their ho-iness!
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Britney waited until she was 20 to really slut it up (Slave 4 U and all that).
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Well, that was just plain ass desperate.
Nothing sexy about whiny-ass chipmunk writhing around in feathers.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Ugh. This is so calculated. "Whelp, she's 17 now. Time to slut up her image!"
I guess it was the same shit with Britney ten years ago, but for some reason, I remember her being older than this by the time she was writhing around with snakes and what not.
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Submitted by AgentM on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 7:52am.
She is unfortunate looking. The song sounds like a Stephen Hawking remixed on my Speak N Spell
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spot on. I watched that with a side eye the whole time.
Desperate much? I only made it to the 1:38 mark. That was awful. This is why I like Taylor Swift. I don't care much for her music, but I appreciate the fact that she relies on her talent instead of trying to slut it up for the camera.
I agree with whoever said teenaged Britney could have done this MUCH better. Miley doesn't have the looks or presence.
Miley is young and thin, and those are about the only attractive things about her. She's just not hot. This is about as good as she'll ever look, and it's average. Brit Brit, J. Simp, Mandy Moore, etc., were really pretty back in their day.
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Submitted by misskitty on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:08am.
I blame Britney for the rise of teen slutdom.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I blame the parents of the little sluts for letting them dress and act like little sluts.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
The song itself sounds to me like a Lady Gaga reject. I didn't like how it was announced the Miley bird was rare and then a whole flock of bird people show up to have an orgy. Nitpicking something this awful I know.
I am going to sound old here, but this is seriously what is wrong the current crop of young girls in this country. I am so tired of the the rule that states the sluttier the girl the better her career. I blame Britney for the rise of teen slutdom. Madonna may have been slutty and shocking when she first came out, but at least she was 26! Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (teenagers) were nice girls. Ugh. I do sound old, but as a mom of two teenage girls I am so tired of fighting this! I remember back when my middle daughter was in junior high and trying to find her jeans that rose higher than just over the crotch.... some snarky beotch whipper snapper sale girl giving me a look because I told my child quite loudly in the middle of Hollister that I would not let her go to school wearing those whorey jeans.... Sorry for the early morning rant, I just hate that song. When did being a selfish whore become a good thing?
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Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
The video and concept are actually not too bad. (I watched it on mute, so I can say at least that much). Just not for her. She is way too young for this shit.
She is unfortunate looking. The song sounds like a Stephen Hawking remixed on my Speak N Spell
Submitted by Miami on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 6:44am.
I give her 5 years until she has an illegitimate child. And I am being generous with the five years.
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I hope it will be 2 years instead of 5. then we can say goodbye to her for good.
I loathe her so much. our daughter loved her once, but she passed the phase..thank God. but now she is into Gaga thanks to her mother (I'm her stepmother)...she is 9. Oh well at least I saved her from Bieber and JoBros :P
Speaking of sluts, why did I just read an article stating Lindsey Lohan is going to star in a movie about Linda Lovelace? This should be interesting...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I would say I hope Madonna dies from being enveloped by a firey spiral of hell so I never have to hear of her again, but that would probably only make people debate her originality and place in pop-culture EVEN HARDER.
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