Wednesday, May 5th 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Yolanda Del Rio, a Mexican ranchera singer with a wailing voice that will make you want to clutch your rosary and throw yourself on top of a casket before it goes into the ground. Don't hold me back! And Yolanda also has a pair of muy exquisito eyebrows that could make everyone in Arizona join hands and slide down her brows into a pool of tequila!
Put down your coffee margarita and gently sway your pussy as Yolanda's voice makes your heart feels like it's making sweet love to a delicious plate of flan. Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!
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It brings back memories and makes a classy woman like me take to the bottle.
Is that a recent picture above? Scary plastic surgery eyes.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
season seven, weeds.
Why does her face remind me of the South Park episode where Michael Jackson gets to pretend to be a girl using Ike's body....
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I am getting flashbacks to my mom's old Jody Miller records.
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
I think she looks like that chick that stars in Weeds.
Holy shit! Bitch looks JUST like Michael Jackson!
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
It's not wailing MK, it's just musica ranchera. It's not my cup of tea in music, but it takes real talent to sing in this genre. Another good musica ranchera singer is Vicente Fernandez.
Hekki: I recommend chocoflan. It's chocolate cake with flan on top. Yummers.
Did she share her plastic surgeon with Walter Mercado?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Agreed... she bought a Michael Jackson nose and chin.
Suck it up and move on girlfriend.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
orale michael k! happy cinco de mayo! now this is how you sing w/ real emotion! .... where's my tequila shot?!
Feliz Cinco de Mayo! This slut rules!!! Another song of hers deals with a half brother and sister falling in love not knowing it until it's too late, blame the philandering father, so they off themselves with pills and wine. It's a fucking classic.
Ajua!
ummmm....that is Michael Jackson
Awww I remember this song back in the day. Sweetness!
looks like the chick from Weeds...
Happy Cinco De Mayo Mk You are the fucking Best loves ya!! =]
JesusDearGodandHolyMackerel you just don't know how big and square her mouth is until you see it in action.
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The damn scarecrow called me on his corn phone and wants Kate to return his pubic bush.--MK 02/06/10
Why didn't the coffee margarita link take me to Sandra Lee's "cocktail" recipe page?
I'm making flan today as my baby daughter's birthday cake. She's a year old today and we're doin' it up Mexican style!
ay chihuahua !!
Btw.....are we not voting HSOTW/HSOTM any more? Or am I missing something?
I agree, nose, mouth and chin are SO Michael Jackson!!! Creep!
look ma, no auto-tune.
that was sweet. definitely a song for when your lover has done you wrong yet again (the bastard) and you're just about to pass out on the floor.
happy cinco de mayo.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
Happy Cinco de Mayo, sluts! A nice warm plate of sopapillas will do just fine for me.
Submitted by fatgurrl on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 8:07am.
GOOD GAWD....its like she's squallin' abunch o' bullshit to music that doesn't even give a hint of tempo or beat...Does this means she is the "Lost Jackson"?
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No, that means you don't understand what she sings to grasp the tempo.
Mi encanta (2)
That's a great background song to have going while you're browsing this gem of a website:
http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast food, celebrity and junk culture.
Yolanda Del Rio OMG!! HAHAHHAHAHAH My Aunt used to listen to her all the time when she got drunk... awww memories
I lasted about twice as long through that than Miley Cyrus' big bird production.
A HYENNA HOWLING AT THE
MOON ON THE PLAINS
OF THE SERENGETI WAITING TO POUNCE THE GAZELLE
FEAST ON BLOOD AND GUTS
yea thats what it sounds to me so piss off
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Any relation to the Del Rio Triplets who used to be on Pee Wee Herman?
I think that was their name.
I think she looks more like Charo than MJ. Not that that's a bad thing.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Muchisimas gracias, MK! Esta vieja esta mas loca que la chingada, y ahora quiero encontrar su disco!
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GOOD GAWD....its like she's squallin' abunch o' bullshit to music that doesn't even give a hint of tempo or beat....Does this means she is the "Lost Jackson"?
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Submitted by Sonica on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 7:56am.
I saw the MJ resemblance right away, which stirs up the question- was HE REALLY in that coffin?? LOL
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
The chest-thumping is pure passion! She is the Mexican Celine Dion.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
WHOA! I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw the strange Michael Jackson resemblance.
Waittttt, how can the trick in the picture be the same trick in the video?
Damn, she s feeling her shit so much, she gets cross-eyed for short periods of time...now THATS dedication.
Karl: There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
mi encanta
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
MK, you are horrible; I couldn't stop laughing long enough to listen to her after your "throw youself on top of a coffin" comment. Too much...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Holy LaToya!
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
HOLY FUCK! From the nose down, she looks like Michael Jackson!
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!