Wednesday, May 5th 2010

Betty White Meets A Crazy Bitch

Remember when international treasure and animal activist Betty White called Sarah Palin a "crazy bitch" on Craig Ferguson a couple of years ago? Well, Betty White and Sarah Palin came face-to-boobs at Time's Most Influential People Gala in NYC last night. They laughed about how they both made their outfits from bedspreads bought at a bordello fire sale. Then they laughed some more about how Sarah mistakenly shot Betty's dog in the leg in Central Park earlier in the day. The laughs!

You know, I'm sure Betty didn't even know who she was talking to. Betty was probably crunked as all fuck from doing Metamucil and Henny shots in the limo. Smoking that fat blunt laced with Geritol didn't help either.

Posted by: Michael K