Justin Bieber's Fans Want To Murder Kim Kardassian
When singing fetus Justin Bieber and porn star Kim Kardassian first met at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in DC on Saturday night, it was true love at first sight. Justin called Kim his girlfriend, and said she was struck down with Bieber fever (medical term: cerebral hemorrhage).
Kim should be thrown in jail for flirting with a toddler, but his fans might get to her before Chris Hansen does. Kim Tweeted yesterday that Bieber's crazed fans threatened to shank her with their rattles:
Seriously Biebs! @JustinBieber I'm getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable!!!
The average age of a Bieber fan is like what, 6-months-old? 8-months-old tops? They can't kill Kim. It's almost impossible. If anything they will just slobber, piss and caca all over her. If that happens she should just record it with a camera, leak the tape to the internet and collect her check. Bitch knows the drill.
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Doesn't the mop on his head look like a Tribble from the original Star Trek series.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble
Bieber looks like the surrogate product of something Jackie Warner's employees (aka lovers) would do for her.
Since when did Hilary Swank and Kim Kartrashian become a couple?
"What on EARTH is the US government doing with so many talentless wonders in the Whitehouse?"
Same thing they've been doing for DECADES.
p.s. Some of ya'll need to get over this "I HATE THE GOV'T SHIT" attitude you've recently developed. I've been hating it all along. Nice of you to jump on the bandwagon all of a fucking sudden when things just don't seem to go your way.
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
He's a one hit wonder? What is his hit?
No, really, who is this kid?
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
What is with the lesbian hair????
As usual, this overused slut will try anything to get attention. I don't want to know anything about her until she puts out another sex tape.
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Death threats, somewhat scary to think that there are people out there that would actually twit threats like that. There are hot men out there everywhere go find one in your local area and let the circus freak be a signing fetus.
BTW Could the fetus been invited because Obama’s daughters are fans?
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 5:11am.
The Obama administration has become a joke. He won't be re-elected, God willing!
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a joke? specifically compared to which administration? Somehow you think being connected to the internet and having the most talked about stars at an annual WH event is a bad thing.
A Tranny and a Twink
The Obama administration has become a joke. He won't be re-elected, God willing!
And don't the two of them make a cute couple? Awww...maybe she'll have the Beiber's baby, when his sperm comes in. In about 3 or 4 years, perhaps, ahaha!
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Submitted by KT on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 3:23am.
What you said. Am officially sick of this administration that spends half its time posing with these talentless twats merely because they're famous. No class at all.
@KT
I know right! I was just saying that the other day in Coochitell's post. And just to make you madder, I only paid USD$10,000 (deducted from my parents pension) and our govt sponsors the other 70%. Also my alma mater is top twenty in the times list or whatever.
Smoke a bowl and look on the bright side, my govt hangs people for it.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
"What on EARTH is the US government doing with so many talentless wonders in the Whitehouse?" i'd like to know the same thing. i'd also like to know why i even bothered going to college for $45,000. why didn't i just make a sex tape and sell that for 5 million and put my ass on the ho stroll after that? OH RIGHT.. because i have dignity unlike this anus.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Screw working hard and doing something positive in life. The obvious way forward is to suck cock on tape and take a load on your tonsils from Ray-j, clearly.
She is, annoying, an attractive woman but the credit for looks alone ran out a while ago.
What on EARTH is the US government doing with so many talentless wonders in the Whitehouse?
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Submitted by mharker on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 2:44am.
Actually what makes me think "Gay" is that he tries SOOOOOOOOO hard. Too hard yknow? "Lookit me and how hot I am for women! I want to have sex with women! Watch me hump the leg of this attractive woman here because I would like to have sex with her!"
The thing with young male celebrities like Justin Bieber is you can't write them off as gay simply because they're effeminate. They just may not have hit puberty. The same thing happened to Sanjaya from American Idol, he showed up on the Howard Stern show later on and he didn't come across as gay. Maybe some stylist made him look that way, still, give him a break. The best way to be a heart-throb to teenage girls is by looking like a teenage girl.
Kim, Step away from the plastic surgeon. GOOD LAWD!
Got a good point there, Boomsy. I'm guessing she was coached to give that answer, otherwise prbly would've just given a blank stare, thinking about dick or what her big ass will look like in pics of the event. There's plenty of other genocide incidents to address - particularly those (a) going on right now and (b) having happened in the last 10 yrs. Lardassian is such a useless bitch, one step up from Wonky McValtrex (imo). There's nothing to give her staying power so I'm guessing we'll have to put up with her for abt the next 5 yrs or so.
@manimal
He's as gay as a DVR full of glee and project runway.
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I saw a video of her from the dinner and she was asked if she could ask the president a question what it would be. Her response? Why he doesn't address the Armenian genocide of 1915. Glad she's aware of the history of her people, but why WOULD he address something like that? Am I being biased or was that a strange response?
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 12:50am.
OMFGGGG..this ho was at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? NO FAIR! I think it's bs that the President pals around with these trash Z listers. He should be having dinner with doctors, lawyers, police officers and firemen that actually help the public instead of these fucking pieces of trash. I'M SO JEALOUS!
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Unfortunately, that is why he wont be reelected. when I saw those Jay Z photos taken at the "whitehouse" I was pissed.. Yeah, lets validate a misogynous, ex crack dealing to his neighborhood punk ass, way to go pres....now this mess, Kim K. shit if your going to invite porn stars might as well invite the dirties ones in the biz like Sasha Grey, fuck these amateurs....
OMFGGGG..this ho was at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? NO FAIR! I think it's bs that the President pals around with these trash Z listers. He should be having dinner with doctors, lawyers, police officers and firemen that actually help the public instead of these fucking pieces of trash. I'M SO JEALOUS!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 12:41am.
how confusing! it's like alice in wonderland. you can't recognize anyone, they keep changing their faces around.
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how confusing! it's like alice in wonderland. you can't recognize anyone, they keep changing their faces around.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
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i am sick of hearing about this trashy chick. this should only be in the news if someone acted on the death threat, then i'd start to care.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Maybe this bunch of decent humanitarians wants her dead merely because she's Kim Lardassian. Anyone thought of that?
Good one Manimal5 !
"He's as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night"
-Sophia Patrillo
Submitted by Zonko on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 10:44pm.
"He's as gay as a picnic basket".
He's as gay as an ipod full of showtunes.
"He's as gay as a picnic basket".
-copyright Sophia Patrillo
@Centy
She is OLDER than his mother if I understand correctly. This BabyGapING asshole can't be more than 13.
Also does anybody know what the fuck kim has done to her once perfect face? I used to think she was so gorgeous!
Gah I hate this wankstain. I liked it better when my pre-tween daughter had the hots for Nat Wolff from the Naked Brothers Band. More talent and hotness from The Nat. I keep trying to steer her away from wankstain.
I hate his hair. What a dumb fucking style for boys... right up there with the chili bowls and rat tails.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 9:20pm.
But at least the babydyke Bieber has a "talent". He might sing like a girl and I laughed my ass off watching him "dance" and "act" on SNL, but he DOES something. Kim does fuck-all, as far as I can tell.
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Excuse me!? Kim works very hard at showing up wherever she's asked to show up, ok?!
BTW - I tweeted at Justin and I'm still waiting for him to prove that he can count in German (becuz he knows what that is, ok?!). I think he's a big ol' LIE TELLER a la Lohan. And that makes me interested. Becuz that could actually make him pretty fun.
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Uh oh. Girls are turning on Kim, yet she's every straight guy's dream. Hmmmmm. I see a correlation here somewhere.
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the singing fetus makes me want to vomit
Then he gets on his twitter and tells "his fans" to calm down. I've never seen someone so up themselves at the very start of their career. My fans, my fans. Fucking dreamers. Some publicist or parents must make these doops believe they are truly stars.
She crossed the line and ruined her pretty face. She looks like a cartoon now. Shame. (And if any man even hinted that I needed a plastic surgery procedure, he'd be whimpering soon after.)
But at least the babydyke Bieber has a "talent". He might sing like a girl and I laughed my ass off watching him "dance" and "act" on SNL, but he DOES something. Kim does fuck-all, as far as I can tell.
Bieber's hair makes me want to hire a beaver to bitch slap him with its tail. The sort of omega males that producers come up with to appeal to pre-pubescent girls just makes my skin crawl.
Oh, well, he will be in the spice girls retirement home soon enough.
That white house correspondent's dinner must be a big joke if all these c-list entertainers are able to get in. Just reinforces my idea that journalists are vapid performers.
Why the FUCK was this useless whore invited to the white house correspondent dinner? What...cause Obama is black and she likes black cock? Cause she had a video made fucking a black man? Many of the useless stars we see around do have some niche talent....I mean Britney can dance and sing etc, but why is SHE famous? Really? Why? What are her talents? Accomplishments? Contributions? Dressing up and liking fashion is hardly a skill. What the fuck is wrong with this country?
As if it wasnt bad enough they invited a bunch of entertainers (of all people) to the white house - like their connection to politics is so essential - instead of people who contribute every day and have dedicated their lives to public service - they have to go ahead and invite someone like Kim the whore Kardassian? Really? We are such a fucked up nation...
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Kardass' face looks so tweaked in this pic that at first I thought she was Janine Turner doused in a load of Sevin Nyne.
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That photo looks like a still from "Boys Don't Cry"
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 6:57pm.
She's old enough to be his mother.
Maybe she could give him his nightly bath, with the toy ships and little rubber duckies.
If he's lucky, the Lighthouse will come up.
Lighthouse!! LOL!!
Since both of them together have an IQ of a termite it appears to be a match made in heaven!
Her CHEEKS! Why do women think it will make them look younger if they get cheek implants/injections? It just makes them look like they have an ass on their face. Maybe her face cheeks got sick of her ass cheeks outshining them.
That kid makes Liberace look like Arnold Schwarzenneger.
What a TINKERBELLE.
Submitted by get serious on Wed, 05/05/2010 - 6:56pm.
What happened is justine "girlyboy" bieber told a friend that he wanted to lose his virginity & could he find a prostitute for him; his friend pointed out kim whoretrashian...
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Is it possible for a boy to lose his virginity before his first wet dream?!
Seriously, I want to know.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
She's old enough to be his mother.
Maybe she could give him his nightly bath, with the toy ships and little rubber duckies.
If he's lucky, the Lighthouse will come up.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
What happened is justine "girlyboy" bieber told a friend that he wanted to lose his virginity & could he find a prostitute for him; his friend pointed out kim whoretrashian...
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