Sunday, May 9th 2010

Birthday Sluts


Clint Holmes (64)
Ceiling Eyes (25)
Rosario Dawson (31)
Andrew W.K. (31)
Chris Diamantopoulos (35)
Tamia (35)
Ghostface Killah (40)
Amber (40)
David Gahan (48)
John Corbett (49)
Amy Hill (57)
Alley Mills (59)
Billy Joel (61)
Candice Bergen (64)
James L. Brooks (70)
Glenda Jackson (74)
Albert Finney (74)
Mike Wallace (92)

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jaariel's picture

Why, MK, why? Why did you have to put that video up? Now all I can think about is that "Something Special is gonna happen tonight!" And it's clearly not.

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jaariel's picture

Why, MK, why? Why did you have to put that video up? Now all I can think about is that "Something Special is gonna happen tonight!" And it's clearly not.

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buddhistgirl69's picture

Happy Birthday to Glenda Jackson, my all-time favorite Queen Elizabeth 1... where have you been my darling?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

copacabanagirl's picture

Pageant stiffs...lol. There was a day long long ago when I would watch these pageants with some level of excitement and anticipation, sitting on the edge of my seat biting my nails and rocking back and forth during the final countdown. Those were the days before I discovered liquor. Needless to say, every pageant since then has been a hazy blur. (Sort of like that much older than 1991 looking bad trip of a clip).

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMwO6axHag

Won't you please join me for drinks in Hell's Tavern On The Barren Green?

Albatross's picture

Submitted by dancehalldaze on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 11:41am.
Thanks for putting this video up! And I thought I was the only one who knew who Clint Holmes is.

I used to work with a girl who introduced me to this cheesemeister. He had a show on years ago called "New York At Night"; it quickly became one of my guilty pleasures. We used to joke about him at work all the time!

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Dominique Devereaux's picture

OMG @ the Al Jerreau he pulls at the start of the song..funny. I have no idea who Clint Holmes is BTW. Sad me.

This is some vintage cheesy, crappy shit. And the Miss America contestants do look like a bunch of secretaries babybunny, crossed with Star Trek fandom. Trekki-taries. Hahaha! ROFL!

Albatross's picture

CLINT FUCKIN' HOLMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking love you, MK! LMAO

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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"

Gweb's picture

I want to play this song before I get laid. "Something special is going to happen tonight" yayyyy

Don't you already play it every night before you jerk off?

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angel_i's picture

O he's alive! Whew! That was a close one!

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Danny Gans!! That's the dead one. They are all interchangeable here in Sin City, with the exception of Celine Dion, who is not dead but thankfully left town leaving tourists sobbing on sidewalk, having saved up for years to see her.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

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HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY TO:

THE BIRTH
CONTROL
PILL

If ever there was a a more appropriate group celebration than MOTHERS DAY and the creation of this BLESSED TECHNOLOGY...I'd like to know what it would be.One only wonders how many times over I'd be a father against my wishes without the wisdom of many women who used the technology.May it have brightened your day as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoqErv8bdcI&feature=player_embedded

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 1:11pm.
Mr. Mercury,

Wikipedia and IMDB both say he is alive. And Wikipedia usually updates stuff within milliseconds.

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See how much attention I pay to boozy lounge singers? I coulda sworn (sorta did) that he was dead. One of his competitors bit the dust recently so since I'm not seeing Clinty pics everywhere I thought it was him. Oh well. Thanks for the update Madam S.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

DR.FUNK's picture

Holmes is still alive.Pops up in Vegas occasionally.

madam s.'s picture

Mr. Mercury,

Wikipedia and IMDB both say he is alive. And Wikipedia usually updates stuff within milliseconds.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 12:32pm.

Uh...Clint Holmes is dead. Y'all knew that, right?
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Um, no. But to be fair, I didn't even know he was alive.
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Good one!! Usually I try to not speak ill of the dead but since Clinty is gone I don't have to see his picture everywhere here in Vegas telling me he is/was "Entertainer of the Century" or some other shit. He was a boozy lounge singer who managed to claw his way to the top of the boozy lounge singer heap. Now we have some "naughty" ventriloquist who has a boozy lounge singer puppet who is "Entertainer of the Millineum". What's another name for Vegas? Velveeta.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Happy birthday Rosario Dawson, Tamia, Billy Joel.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 12:32pm.

Uh...Clint Holmes is dead. Y'all knew that, right?
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Um, no. But to be fair, I didn't even know he was alive.

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Uh...Clint Holmes is dead. Y'all knew that, right?

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

joanne's picture

HB Billy Joel,Candice Bergen and Mike Wallace.

dancehalldaze's picture

Thanks for putting this video up! And I thought I was the only one who knew who Clint Holmes is.

I want to play this song before I get laid. "Something special is going to happen tonight" yayyyy

babybunny's picture

dayum that Clint Holmes singing is some cheesy cheese stuff...and all the Miss America contestants look like secretaries or Mary Kay representatives...what year is this hot mess from??

intellectualgeek's picture

Happy birthday Candice Bergen aka Shirley Schmidt from Boston Legal!!
Is it bad that I'm only [almost] 20 and I have a huge thing for Candice Bergen?

Manimal5's picture

To all you dlisted moms Happy Mothers Day!!

"The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness"

Have a great day today 'cause it might really suck tommorrow.

Happy Mother's Day and Happy Birthday to Mr. Dave Gahan, the lead singer of my all-time favorite band!

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 10:22am.

Thank you angel_i: my maternal side is highly developed between 7:00AM and 7:00PM; then I just give children back! *laughing*

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LOL! That's the way to do it, babay!;)

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Beth4's picture

Happy B-day to all on the list.

And Happy Mother's Day to all. Enjoy your day.

bambam's picture

Uh huh, boobybopdipdedoobiededeeskiddlyiddlydiddlydeewoppadoooooo...

Give me that cheese baby, some real live Las Vegas cheese. Clint Holmes is the man.

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MizRo's picture

Thank you angel_i: my maternal side is highly developed between 7:00AM and 7:00PM; then I just give children back! *laughing*

angel_i's picture

Thanks, MizRo! Happy Mother's Day to you too! (We all have a little mother in us:)

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Dog's picture

I guess in 1991 walking around and waving your arms a lot while doing really bad "rap" was what passed for dancing. Sheesh!

Why was this guy famous again? Who is he when he's at home?

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shoo shoo's picture

Happy Birthday Billy Joel!

MizRo's picture

EDITED: My bad - please disregard the double post.

Happy Mother's Day to all.

Sadly, I only know a few of the people on this list but I wish everyone a happy birthday anyway.

MizRo's picture

Happy Mother's Day to all.

Sadly, I only know a few of the people on this list but I wish everyone a happy birthday anyway.

angel_i's picture

BadumdamdidumdidamdideDOW!

Did someone forget to tell them they were all the way in the nineties cuz that shit looks like it's from the seventies. Please do not confuse our children!!!

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Glitter.Dust's picture

Murphy Brown is only 64?! She was looking that age by mid 90s!!

angel_i's picture

I have a sex thing for Albert Finney. Is that bad?

HB, hos!

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 9:44am.

Does it mean I'm getting old if I recognize more of the older names than the younger ones?

Yes.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Excellent performance! They don't make 'em like they used to.

Snarf's picture

Ceiling Eyes is 25? They've been loooooong years.

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suckandfuck's picture

SUMTHING SPAYSHELLLLL GONNA HAPPEN TOOO NIIIGHHHTTT!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Dog's picture

Does it mean I'm getting old if I recognize more of the older names than the younger ones?

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOMMY!♥

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Who the jesus is Clint Holmes??

Happy BD to Candice Bergen, James L. Brooks, Glenda Jackson, Albert Finney, and Mike Wallace.

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