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This sketch of the Crazy Bird of West Palm Beach, Fl!
People walking around in downtown West Palm Beach have been warned about a crazy bird who has been viciously attacking dog walkers in the area. Maybe it was just Miley Cyrus performing on the street in her slutty bird costume again. That is considered a vicious attack.
One dog walker says she feared for her life when the maniacal bird dive bombed into her several times and caused her to drop her coffee and run for safety. A different dog walker added, "I was feeling attacked -- totally attacked. It really is a rather unnerving experience. I could feel the bird whooshing right next to my face and then coming back instantly on the other side. … Everywhere I went, this bird followed me until I ran up against another building."
The situation is so serious that a completely accurate composite sketch of the bird was drawn by a third grader with arthritis in her feet. Yes, she drew it with her feet. The police released the sketch as a fucking joke to warn the birdemic is very real.
So if you're walking around in downtown West Palm Beach beware of a flying pear with eyes on its forehead and sharp bunny ears on its head. It's coming for you!
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We have a mean Barred Owl in the neighborhood, wait, let me get my brother's fetus to draw a sketch! LMAO! Excellent...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *wipes tears*
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Did these people drop acid? That picture of the flying pear is a masterpiece.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 1:14pm.
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Oh ya, I sure can analyze shit!
Thanks Sal & rojo!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 1:09pm.
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Ahahahahahaha!!! I herebay declare you our resident clairvoyant and semiotics expert!
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 1:09pm.
Many of you see a vicious flying pear, as described by MK, when you look at this drawing. I see a sad reflection on the state of our world. The bleak gray background with only black ink (or is that crayon?) is meant to symbolize the world's despondency over the union of two super-douches, Peaches and Eli. The beak? Well, the beak is naturally meant to invoke the image of Paris Hilton. It is pointing upward, symbolizing the hope of a future where nose jobs don't melt and droop with time. The beady eyes, oddly set high up, symbolize the Brangeloonies feeling of superiority over us all and the pedestal they will be perched on in their afterlife. Beady eyes can also apply to their vigilant watch over and protection of their deities, along with the rest of the Brangeloonie army, from their mortal enemies, the Jen-Hags. Some may think the beady eyes symbolize all Lohans, past, present and future, but those people would be wrong.
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hahahahahahaaha , LMAO
bowchika , i agree but somehow i like the roth/geldof union , why oh why did they have to name her peaches !
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this too cool not to share dang ! angle, lol!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGJnL9Zr8NM
Many of you see a vicious flying pear, as described by MK, when you look at this drawing. I see a sad reflection on the state of our world. The bleak gray background with only black ink (or is that crayon?) is meant to symbolize the world's despondency over the union of two super-douches, Peaches and Eli. The beak? Well, the beak is naturally meant to invoke the image of Paris Hilton. It is pointing upward, symbolizing the hope of a future where nose jobs don't melt and droop with time. The beady eyes, oddly set high up, symbolize the Brangeloonies feeling of superiority over us all and the pedestal they will be perched on in their afterlife. Beady eyes can also apply to their vigilant watch over and protection of their deities, along with the rest of the Brangeloonie army, from their mortal enemies, the Jen-Hags. Some may think the beady eyes symbolize all Lohans, past, present and future, but those people would be wrong.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
"So if you're walking around in downtown West Palm Beach beware of a flying pear with eyes on its forehead and sharp bunny ears on its head."
LMFAO!
That picture is the work of a true artiste. Much like the stick drawing of Mohammend that appeared on South Park (the one that got the jihad hell down on the heads of Stone and Parker).
And cosign on the bird defending a nest theory. They will divebomb you. It happens.
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The bird probably has babies nearby and is protecting them.
Mockingbirds are pretty bold and will even attack small animals. Maybe there is a mockingbird protecting a nest? Still, people are bigger than a BIRD, so if the bird comes swooshing by you, knock the little fucker down to the ground!!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
BIRDEMIC!! AHAHHAAA I sent the youtube link to MK but he doesn't seem to be feeling it. lol
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Okay, this post cracked me up, but this: "They don't have leprechauns in Kentucky because leprechauns have teeth." sent me over the edge. LOLOLOLOLOL
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
FYING PEAR BWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*spits out vodka tonic!*
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Oh PUH-LEASE! Do these dumbasses not realize that maybe this bird has a nest in the area that it is protecting, and maybe just take that as a clue to avoid that place?
LOL DWM! Alabama, Kentucky, it's all a blur outside of the NY area to me , LOL
Sal I was asking the same thing yesterday!! what happened to the democratic process, MK?!?
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Submitted by vader917 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 8:11am.
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These fuckers imitate anything they hear, even car alarms.
http://blog.polidigm.com/attach/2/3216778628.jpg
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They have no video?!
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Submitted by jalynne on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 8:06am.
Who in Florida hasn't seen a mocking bird attacking blackbirds or something this week? Babies are about to hatch. I've seen the suspect illustrated by the sketch artist a dozen times.
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I know right? They're such badasses, they'll divebomb anything. I used to call them catbirds before I knew their names cuz they were hell on cats.
One cat I had used to lay on the lawn and let them swoop on him over and over. I didn't realize he was in a pouncing position and when I'd come back later there'd be feathers all over the place.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 8:14am.
Feliz Seis de Mayo putas
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Y tu mama tambien, Raul malparido.
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LMFAO! This looks like something i'd draw... my artistic skills are really bad.
Hahhahaa
Man that thing looks vicious.
There are NO photos or videos of this violent bird? A sketch of a vicious piece of fruit is the best that could be provided?
LOL I love this Hot Slut story... thanks for reporting MK. It wouldn't be funny anywhere else.
So why are we not having Hot Slut of The Week voting rounds this year?
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
Who in Florida hasn't seen a mocking bird attacking blackbirds or something this week? Babies are about to hatch. I've seen the suspect illustrated by the sketch artist a dozen times.
I was thinking the same thing Snowy.. except it's Alabama, but that's ok I'm sure you haevn't had your coffee.
They don't have leprechauns in Kentucky because leprechauns have teeth.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
It looks like the A-bomb the US dropped over Nagasaki.
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We might need to evacuate West Palm Beach.
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Ahahahahaha is it related to the Kentucky Leprechaun?
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looks like an easter egg
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