Courtney Love Says Homely Girls Do It Better
Military scientists should carefully study Courtney Love's snatch, because she claims she's the real sexual napalm and has the shit to make the dicks go boom. And a good morning to you too! There's nothing like waking up with a giant image of Courtney's war zone vagina winking at you. If you're head isn't already in a pinata from your acts of Cinco de Mayo debauchery last night, then you might want to stick your head in one now. Right before you suck the last drop of Patron from the bottle.
In an interview with music journalist Toure (via Page Six), Courtney Love admitted that she's a star in the sex sack, because she's not pretty. Courtney said that beautiful women fuck like the plastic on a Fruit Roll-Up, because they can rely on their looks to bring the orgasms. Courtney went on to say, "Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That's why pretty girls never threaten me -- it's like, yeah, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it."
When a dude finishes screwing on Courtney's dilapidated roach motel, he immediately sprints his ass into the nearest bathroom, locks the door, turns on the hot water and runs his dick under it while punching himself in the eyes with a bar of soap. Courtney lounges in the bed giving her snatch a pat for a job well done, because she thinks the dude's cries of pain are really screams of pleasure from thinking about what just happened. Delusion is a fucked up drug. Stay crazy, Courtney.
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This girl is a straight up freak where sex is concerned. I know her personal issues, and most people would not be into her idea of what is good sex. What happened to all night long, slow, passionate, deep kissing, slow sexing with someone you really know?! Damn, I better get out my Donny Osmond poster, I just turned myself on! ;p
Fuck this murdering piece of shit!
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Big feet.
...But in my experience, with guys it's kind of a crapshoot. Some of the "homely"-er ones haven't been as good because of lack of experience, and some of the good-looking ones have been lazy as fuck.
And sometimes the gorgeous girls do more in bed, but they're usually Jolie/lost child types who depend on their looks waaaayy too much and might have issues. I guess with the hot ones it depends on how much they actually depend on their looks/sexuality.
These sound like dumb generalizations, I know-I'm just basing it on my 26 years of life experience:P.
What she's saying is actually true. My chubby friends and flat friends do a LOT more for a one night stand than I do, and I do a lot more than gorgeous girls do. A lot of pretty girls I meet don't seem to have a sexual bone in their bodies.
I didn't get it earlier, but now I do.
Courtney wants everyone to tell her she's beautiful, gorgeous, hot.
Self-centered idiot.
Her face screams date rape. I bet she carries around all those pills in her handbag just for that.
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For your health.
Courtney is a hot ass mess
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 10:10am.
If the "pretty girls" never threatened Courtney, why did she waste a fortune on plastic surgeries?
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Excellent point! Hear hear!
Of course it's bullshit. But look at her - she needs something to hold onto.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Courtney strikes me as one of those women who are simply incapable of interacting with anyone in a non-sexual way. I know a couple and they are annoying as fuck. The sad thing is that they think it's "sexiness" when it has nothing to do with sexuality and everything to do with their desperate need of love/acceptance/validation etc. EVERY damn thing comes back around to sex and it is fucking tiresome.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Warble warble gronk globble bloot.. pffffssss.
She probably gets these guys into the sack when they are a wink away from passing out and they think they are with their wives or girlfriends.
Submitted by Anima on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 12:21pm.
I think it's that both Sluttienna and Courtney WILL do it. It doesn't matter what they look like because if you're even a little famous and you have a peen, they will fuck you. They're no threat to a man's self-esteem like a pretty smart girl would be if she turned him down.
Oh Courtney, what is recovering addict doing in a nightclub? That doesn't support your "sober" story very well unless of course, Amy Winehouse is chairing a meeting in there. Of course, that must be it. Why else would you go where people are drinking and drugging? Court, you are right on track for reconciling with your daughter. It's a good sign that you have your proverbial shit together when your face starts morphing into that of Droopy-Dog Peaches, who is also very, very sober. Keep up the good work!
Meth is a hell of a drug!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Ms. Love should know all about "homely"...bitch is uglier than homemade soap.
She is standing single at "last call for alcohol".
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
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I've seriously wondered many times why certain women can attract famous or good looking guys.
Courtney seems to have gotten in the way of Tori Amos' relationship with Reznor, she slept with actors and a bunch of other guys that at the moment were "in demand".
It's like, what could she possibly do?!, what is so special that it makes guys forget about a good relationship for a night with her?!
I wonder the same about Sienna Miller, she looks so ugly and average, I'll forever wonder what exactly is she up to that makes her so attractive.
Oh and Courtney has always been ugly, there are some photos of her with short hair as a teenager and she was truly a monster.
It was said best in "American Psycho" :
"The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks... And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are."
As an artist, I find this to be true over and over again within my peers. Pretty girls are only ever slightly talented. Their work lacks substance and is generally boring as all hell... just like their sex.
Dorky girls (and most dorky guys) are freaks in bed.
You want an amazing time? Pick up a girl at an Anime Convention or a Medieval Fair, you'll never go back to high-maintenance bitches again.
I was thinking about the people with whom I've been intimate over the years.
Each had something special about them even if they were not conventionally attractive.
Some were better in bed than others.
But each one must have been attractive to me at some point.
:)
STFU you irrelevant twat.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Whatever gets you through the night, Court!
I've know plenty of gorgeous women who liked to fuck like wildebeasts and do the crazy.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
I doubt she had this logic when she tried to go glam after "the People V.S. Larry Flynt" came out. she had a total make over from Versace just in time for the Oscars. she looked amazing but I still wouldn't want my dick anywhere near this: http://flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lips-courtney-love09170... or this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IznBbFnKxhI/R1K6AjUqEGI/AAAAAAAAB0A/qUNngvy6L6...
Courtney is an expert when it comes to homely girls.
For once, she is right. Almost.
However, she is not even close to being a "homely" type. She clearly went three letters over the perfect description.
--thanks awfully--
Clark Gable said much the same thing back in the day. He would sleep with homely/plain waitresses and coat-check girls and so forth because he said that they were so grateful and did not expect him to be superman.
Anyone who has seen Wonky McValtrex lying there like glowing-eyed roadkill, texting while she gets plowed, would have to agree.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
It is possible that the fugly ones give you 110% percent more. They have to work with what they have. They want you to come back for more, so they ride you like a horse on crack. There may be some validity to her claim. Beats me.
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somebody put her out of her misery...
Agreed. I'd rather train a hot chick who lays like a wooden plank...than be trynna' keep it up for some fugstress doing her best Tera Patrick imitation.
As a man with some experience i have to admit - she's right.
There are lots and lots of exceptions to the rule, nevertheless it is a valid rule of thumb.
Them Playboy-centerfold-like bombshells tend to be really boring when it gets physical. On the other hand, the greatest sex i had was with women i barely noticed when i first saw them.
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I'm not saying i had a drug problem
but i didn't have a drug solution turns out.
"The problem with the person being fugly is just that... you really need to be physically attracted to your partner." parkerj
This is the exact thing I've been told by my guy friends. I mean, sure, ugly and/or fat chicks are going to be agreeable to just about anything sexually just to get someone to touch them, but then you're stuck looking at the Jabba the Hut/wildabeast wondering how you're going to keep on doing it like you mean it. I'd much prefer to "train" someone with a nice bod/face then think about the other options....
Submitted by norma_desmond on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 10:21am.
I keep remembering that period where she caught everyone's eye because she became classy literally overnight--she put on some exquisite clothes, had on minimal makeup and a perfect do. She looked fantastic and everyone was wowed. If she could have stayed on that course she could have had a huge fashion career...it would have been good too, because she would have been a perfect example of how a person can change positively from guttersnipe to princess..just like My Fair Lady! but noooooooooooooooooo
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Celebrity Skin days?
It's evident for years that she's the reason Kurt killed himself. Wouldn't you?
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
I keep remembering that period where she caught everyone's eye because she became classy literally overnight--she put on some exquisite clothes, had on minimal makeup and a perfect do. She looked fantastic and everyone was wowed. If she could have stayed on that course she could have had a huge fashion career...it would have been good too, because she would have been a perfect example of how a person can change positively from guttersnipe to princess..just like My Fair Lady! but noooooooooooooooooo
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Paging Billy Corgan - Mr. Corgan, can you please comment on the spectacular sex-making skills of the homely, ugly, and plain Courtney Love?
Will watch for your reply on Twitter.
Do you think this is why Kurt wrote, "I've been drawn into your magnet, tar pit trap."?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If the "pretty girls" never threatened Courtney, why did she waste a fortune on plastic surgeries?
The fact is she's really ugly on the inside, (as well as batshit).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:41am.
I don't think there is a more openly desperate women that this one. She goes on about not being in the mainstream - not being pretty, etc... and yet does everything she can to look as hollywood as possible.
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Yeah, she's a phony. She desperately wants to be accepted by Hollywood.
It's obvious that cutting up and re-arranging her face didn't do anything about the ugly inside that is still visible.
She seems too self-centered to be good at sex... or anything.
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Dear Courtney Love,
I know it may be hard for you to handle that someone can be attractive and also good in bed, so keep on telling yourself that you have better skills because you're ugly if it makes you feel better. I know that and your needle will help you through this. Your daughter certainly won't.
Love,
Stoney
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can just imagine what this flapped out meat curtain looks like naked, you'd have to be UBER horny to give this chick the bone.
What is this cunt talking about? Her snatch is like a mouse trap.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Not that I would ever lose custody of my child, but if I did, I might be so distraught, humiliated and depressed that I'd just go low pro for a very very long time, either to try to get over the pain, which would be un-get-overable, or to try to clean up my act to get custody back. I know Francis Bean is nearing the age of consent, so there's not much wiggle room for Courtney, but, jesus, every time she open her mouth, she adds another check mark next to the "yep, we probably did the right thing by stripping her of custody" box.
Whatever crackhead.
"Courtney lounges in the bed giving her snatch a pat for a job well done, because she thinks the dude's cries of pain are really screams of pleasure from thinking about what just happened. Delusion is a fucked up drug. Stay crazy, Courtney." -MK
Lines of poetry to make me weep.So early in the morning too.
Whatever the motivation, "eager to please" is a wonderful thing in a partner.
Oldest urban myth ever. More often than not sexual prowess is not connected to any type of physical appearance. Which means there are some ugly people who fare better in bed and some who don't.
Courtney used to be very pretty before the rampant drug abuse and several misguided plastic surgeries, so I wouldn't know what she was talking about. Now, however, she looks like a fucking ghost. Not hawt.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:05am.
It's hard to say whether a pesron would be good or bad in bed based soley upon their looks, or the lack thereof.
We will all just have to go out today and have a two-fer. Everyone, fuck one homely person and one "looker" and report back
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Good idea. Lets dedicate it to SEIS DE MAYO.
Plain = boring. Unless the body is slammin' - but most often its not. That's what makes a plain woman plain. Her face is plain and her body is like mulch. It just lies there. Yeah, she was so great that Kurt wanted to divorce her.
Utterly false claim. Wrong. Disagree. No-hohoho. Uh-uh.
shes still alive??
Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:35am.
Sounds like a lie perpetuated by ugly people to get the opposite sex to have sex with them.
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Yup. She prolly thinks she's helping all of fugdom get some game, cos her last "good" day was when she was with Ed Norton years ago...
My boyfriend says im good and kinky in bed and im not tat ugly
I know an ugly girl at work and I swear she has a stick up her ass so im pretty sure she sucks in bed
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma