Thursday, May 6th 2010

Oy Vey

Justin Lesbeaver tried to clear about that whole "I don't know what German means" thing by Tweeting that he thought the interviewer kept saying "Jewman." Justin read the dude's card and everything, but he's still sticking with the "Jewman" excuse.

I mean, Jewman?! Oy fucking vey. Is Bombshell McGee babysitting Justin on the weekends? Justin's nannies and wet nurses need to tell him to only answer questions with "goo goo" and "ga ga" from now on. Nothing else. Hell, maybe we should all only use the words "goo goo" and "ga ga." It would solve a lot of problems. Babies have the right idea.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to devour a giant slice of Jewman Chocolate Cake. Here's the clip in case you missed it the first time around:


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Gweb's picture

Christ on a bike, you little pinhead! Couldn't you read the card where it said "German," or do they not teach you that word in preschool? I wanna bitch slap your chubby little cheeks and then change your diaper.

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trilbynhiss's picture

My mind goes blank when I get flustered, and I've been embarrassed by having to ask someone with an accent to repeat words over and over again that I don't understand. I would imagine this is kind of what happened AND being filmed while all this was going on didn't help his concentration. He could've looked right at the word but his mind couldn't focus. And no, I'm not a fan. I'd like to see someone take some clippers to his head, that stupid hair-do is annoying as hell.

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Submitted by Fureto on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 10:45pm.
Also, I used to work with a guy who didn't know that Germany was a separate country. Or where it was.
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Where did you work? Wal-Mart?

Anyway, angel_i already posted a link to a relevant video. My guess is he just lacks poise and was too flustered to really look at the card.

Also, I used to work with a guy who didn't know that Germany was a separate country. Or where it was.

Defense of the Bieb nothing. Not only does he not know what "German" is, he can't read. Apparently it hadn't been said enough already.

yucko's picture

In defense of The Bieb, NZ accents are really about as weird as it gets for English-speaking peoples. Their fucking vowel pronunciation is awful--it always bugs me that dead sounds like "did". And how hard would it really have been for the NZ dude to really anunciate "ger-man"?

And despite many of us disliking him, let's be real. He knows what "German" is. Even the most stupid of geographically stupid North Americans know about Germany. The flub was dumb, but I seriously doubt he's that ignorant.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

He makes me want to vomit!

nono's picture

Well someone put a link up of him in a German interview, so he must have known what German was. He probably heard Jewman and got nervous and flustered, since that sounds pretty controversial...

On another note, he is really vocally talented. It is a shame his songs are so shitty and he looks like a little lesbo. I wonder if his voice will change a lot when his balls finally drop...

de Cosmos's picture

Don't you think you're being a little hard on the Beaver?

Kerfuffles's picture

WHAT PART OF YOU READ THE CARD DON'T YOU GET??? Did the card say "Jewman" as well? Or is it that you're admitting to not being able to read?

Sheryl Crone's picture

Everything else aside, what's up with this little shit's attitude toward the interviewer? Instead of "Pardon?" he says, "Is WHAT??" with that spoiled brat snarkiness.

If I talked like that to an adult at the age of 7 (or is he 8?) I would have been in deep shit.

Tem's picture

He read the card the little douchefuck

Meeshie's picture

That Justine Bieber is a straight-up thug! Check out the clothes and the 'tude. What a bad ass!

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Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 7:59am.

So does this mean Justin doesn't know how to read either?

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mitchyul's picture

This kid has the IQ of a wet rag. What a twit!

RichBitch's picture

He should've just said he recently had surgery and couldn't lift luggage, that would be more believable!

WickedCats's picture

Had he himself not actually said GERMAN, but instead said JEWMAN, maybe he would have had an arguement, but he clearly heard correctly.

Idiot.

parkerj's picture

So does this mean Justin doesn't know how to read either?

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I hate this kid. Why is he famous?

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"their"
"wouldn't put much stock into this"
damn, it's early!

He's just a kid...most 16 yr old boys are even more immature then there age...I would put much stock into this

Albatross's picture

Is this kid really that big a moron? Does he honestly think people are gonna accept this excuse?

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Infamous's picture

Oh please the dude even showed him the card I'm sure it didnt say 'JEWMAN' on the card. Justin is an idiot, a rich idiot, but still a clueless teen

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bitchSpray's picture

uhm, so does that mean the presenter had "jewman" written on that paper as well? oh-kay then lol

Niko's picture

Vanilla Gorilla is a shoe in as JEWMAN...what?
Stephen Baldwin as FAGMAN...what?
And Chaz Bono in Drag as WaspWoman...What?
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I'd cast
JEWMAN = Eli Roth (typecast, but still...)
SHIKSA = Chloé Sevigny
STAR MITZVAH = Amy Winehouse
JOHN KIPPUR = Ben Stiller
TALL MUD-MAN = Jeff Goldblum
GOD = Eli Wallach

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Jewman, German, potato, potatoe, let's call the whole Justin Bieber thing off.

Who the hell is heeeeeeeeee?

Mrs. F.'s picture

I BELIEVE YOU JUSTIN!!!

I actually don't have a big problem with this kid... except on those days when that "baby baby" song gets stuck in my head.

angel_i's picture

Which proves the one thing I don't really need proven: Children don't listen. They don't pay attention to anything except the "radio" (or whatever the fuck we use now to pay attention to music)

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 10:46pm.

Is he home schooled or something? It doesn't look good.

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Why did MK skip the best parts, I wonder...

guess home schooling is working out. Do your research next time b4 making a lame attempt at hating on a 16 year old 1:20 AM May 5th via web

old interview where I count in GERMAN and translate my own name. Guess I know what German is - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioa0X93dO8M 1:18 AM May 5th via web

WARNING! Don't watch this video! You MIGHT think he's kinda cute after. O wait...(sorry, I got it playing in the background) ...he just said he had three girlfriends.("Fans ask: is it true you have 10 girlfriends? No. How many do have. Only three.)

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LOL! You caught it! I already blasted him on Twitter about it.;p

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KansasRuby's picture

In his defense, it does sound at first like the interviewer was saying "Jew man," then he probably just got flustered.

Suzy Farkis's picture

While I'd love to think the kid's a moron, I have to admit that guy's accent was a little disconcerting, that did not sound like 'German'. As for looking at the paper, he may not have seen the actual word. I've done that.

I can't believe I just defended Justin Bieber. Maybe it's because I'm Canadian and I know that they actually do teach us about the world in school.

freshfacestripper's picture

how old is he?? why do we care??

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 12:15am.

Due to a declining educational system the same lack of knowledge about geography and history is visible in the younger Dutch generation. ... I would have hated having to speak German.

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And speaking about a declining educational system concerning history:

Russian. You would speak Russian, not German. The Germans lost wwii to the Russians years before the first American soldier set foot on Europe. You should have learned wwii history from history books, not from watching Band Of Brothers 50 times.

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4lice4nn's picture

Lmfao.

Riiiiiight, Bieber. That is totally believable. NOT.

moosh's picture

I guess he can't read either.

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Das ist ein Dreck's picture

I still don't know who that is and refuse to recognize he exists.

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 12:39am.

This fetus twattering, great...
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Seriously! I have drawers older than this twit-iot and even they know what German is.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

This fetus twattering, great...

MickeyHolland's picture

Due to a declining educational system the same lack of knowledge about geography and history is visible in the younger Dutch generation. That is why the Dutch have to keep on commemorating all the victims of WW II and following wars on the 4th of May and celebrating our liberation of the 5th. A tragedy of these proportions must prevented at all costs. Therefore it is vital that young people know. By the way, did I ever thank you guys for saving our asses back then? I would have hated having to speak German.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:20pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:14pm.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 11:12pm.
I'm sorry, I must be smart or something because this makes no sense. * hangs head in shame for being Canadian*

Canadian??? What's that? We don't have that in America. LOL

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European...You're-a-peen.

I guess somebody thinks he's too much of an awesome sexy star to bother paying attention to geography.

scisan60's picture

In Jewman,"Bieber" means dumbfuck...or tard or dumbfucktard, however in German it just means tardfuck.

Whatever's picture

Stupid idiot. Learn how to read fucktard!

Okay, now that i've perfectly analyzed it, I think he was just saying that he doesn't know what Bieber means. It means lesbian beaver, Justin.

ibonsai's picture

I have zilch idea what this wee one is famous for,BUT..i think his brain must have been pickled and he somehow missed the context of the question. I choose to believe this cos otherwise our future looks pretty damn bleak.

peopleperson's picture

That is so fvcking embarrassing,

KA's picture

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

JEWMAN!!!!!

He fights for the rights of Jews everywhere, except on Shabbot, of course.