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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 2:03pm.

Go granny! Next time follow up with a round house kick.Young ho got no business...
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BTW...not to play the race card here-but I have heard white kids say things to their elders that would've gotten me killed.The more affluent-the more hostile it sounds.Obviously general outcomes of life arcs in our society would suggest something different.But I don't remember hearing even the most incorrigible black kid sass ANY adult when I was growing up.WTF?
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oh dr funk thanks for that cuz i was reading and one poster said it was mainly hispanics/black kids, and i am going to disagree on that one , because i have never ever seen such thing in my life , brats screaming at the supermarket , i have not seen that, once when my cousin was really small she did something wrong i don't remember what exactly , wow pow her mom was right there like the militia pointing at something and telling her no , don't do that ever , is the spider room for you ( of course the spider room was a closet and only for 15 minutes) and then the other day something funny happened , i mean she is 22 now and she was saying something not even mildly rude , just something dumb , wow my aunt just turned her head like the girl from the exorcist and said in a very , very scary voice , "i don't want to hear anything like that ever again , you hear me , do you " and my cousin just looked down like a punished dog and mumbled something about how she was sorry , LOL!
and don't think that because you are over 30 you get away with it , nah my aunt also got the same treatment once she didn't wanted to eat soup , wow pow at 38 she started mumbling too !!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha , i wish i would have taped that!
by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

grandma needs to kick the kid out!

She was lucky all she got was five fingers. My granny had shit hidden all over the house specifically for ass whooping. The only reason I know she had an extension cord in the oven is because, as a child, I said something smart--not even a curse, just sassy--to her once. Once.

She wasn't swinging from so far back that her tool of choice got caught in the chandelier like it did when my mom crossed her as a teenager, but the elderly gal still spry enough to run up a flight of stairs, catch my Weeble ass in a corner, and whomp on me.

I believe she is the source of my mother's ninja chancla and belt skills that persist to this very day.

@DR.FUNK: The women in my family don't play and even us "kids" that are of adult age can still catch a smack if we're not careful.

It might be a cultural thing, 'cause me and other brown people of various shades stare at our paler classmates when they act out like that. On their parents. In public. It's always something crazy, too, and the more stuff the parents give or do to support them, the nastier their kids are.

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I'm glad Grandma slapped her ass. She should've. I grew up old school, and I continued the old school tradition with my daughter.

Regardless of what 'experts' say, there is nothing wrong with spanking a child. I've seen too many overindulgent parents dealing with their out-of-control, spoiled assed kids. It's time to get back to breaking out a switch and tearing some asses up! It worked for me, it worked for my daughter.

someone said grams for HSOT Year - second this (at least HSOT Month).

my grams would (IF i even THOUGHT rude thoughts) have cracked me in the face, which would be immediately followed by the requisite arm-grab/body-shake, then threatened the popo for doing her familial duty while standing over my corpse. forget that mess. can't even realistically imagine.

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"If I told my abuelita to fuck off, now only would I have gotten slapped in the face, but I also would've been slapped in the chest with a defibrillator by ER doctors trying to revive my ass."

OMG MK, I love your ass. Either one of my old Irish grandmothers would have destroyed me their oversized fists of fury (one was 5'8 and the other was 5'11, nothing small about those two senior citizens) if I ever talked to them like that. I'm glad the cops dropped the charges against her. I normally don't condone ass-kicking, but some people are just begging for it and her ungrateful bint of a granddaughter was provoking her. Little shit.
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if it were me that this happened to the kids face would have met with a crow bar.
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Oh hell no. If I would've pulled that shit with my grandmother every single memberof my family would've greeted me with a slap with one hand, looked me up and down, and handed me the phone to call the Po-po.

Ummm, when I sassed my gma as a teen, she slapped me in the face too. I started crying lol. I knew she meant business.

Not only would I have gave her a bitch slap...I would of put a foot right up her ass and out the door. To all the wrinkled grannies and mommies out there Happy Mothers Day Bithes!
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When I was growing up, and I had to be disciplined, my dad would tell me about how his mom used to hit him with anything she could get her hands on - a chair, a length of rope, a plank (!!!). I thought he was full of shit, telling me how bad he had it and how I should consider myself lucky that I only ever received a few spankings.

I asked my grandmother if this was true, and she said, "QBK, I HAD to. Your father was a very, very bad kid!" My grandma didn't fuck around!

Felicia is lucky all she got was five fingers saying "SLAP!" to the face.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 8:06am.

She should've slapped her with a hammer!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!
DAYUM sucky imma remember that one , awesome !!!!!
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

OMG. That MySpace page is too precious! Read her postings. This kid is functionally illiterate. Now I'm even happier Granny punched her one because it sounds like she should be smacked into next Tuesday, solely for being an idiot.

Her profile includes:
Smoke - every day
Drink - sometimes

Beat that ass, Grandmaw!

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2010: Year of the Skanky Self-Promoting Mistress

TEAM GRANNY COLLIER!!!!

She is my fucking hero! (please don't slap me)

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2010: Year of the Skanky Self-Promoting Mistress

Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 1:43pm.

70? She looks 90!
Anyway wtf does a bitch doing living with her grandma at 18?
If you got no parents and your only guardian is a 70 year old memaw
Yo ass should be on 3 jobs a day to make sure your grandma has food on her table
and mortgage paid out
My 12 year old niece got into argument with brother in-law
over some bs she wanted to get in a mall
so when he said No she yelled back big Fuck You Asshole at him
right when there were other children in living room playing
he dragged her ass to room and smacked her on the face
she grabbed her phone and was screaming how she goin to put him in jail
so my brother in law said Go ahead and dial 911
but where the hell you going to go? Foster home? New familly living on food stamps? Who going to pay your phone bill? New Father and Mother? Go ahead and call
so she didnt call anywhere but then few months later she got in trouble at school and when my sister was yelling at her she called her a bitch and that she would run away from a house
so my sister said go ahead pack your bags and go
kid got so shaked up that after that till high school she started getting better grades and her attitude changed allot
Kids those days are fucked up to the max
there not a day that I don't see a kid young as 5 cursing
and im not goin to be racist or anything
but in wash heights parks forget it
all those hispanic kids and some black kids are cursing and yelling back
and its mostly hispanics
I see 5 year old boys even callin themselves N word on a jungle gym
messed up society thats what it is
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WOT really , i believe you OMG those kids need a gradma ASAP !
i am truly shocked of the hispanics , me being mexican LIVING in mexico , well i never see behavior like this , honest i am thinking and i just don't , which doesn't mean it doesn't happen i just have not seen it , maybe my family was very firm in that way , i never cursed until 18 and never in front of my relatives , dang they really need a chanckla for real!!!!!!!
i say chanckla (just corner of shame when they are small) to bratts or you get latarian milton word .
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

When I was 15 I was in the bank with my mom and started to say "what the hell.." and got slapped in the mouth in front of everybody! I'm 38 now and to this DAY I wouldn't dream of cursing in front of my mother. (And I only said HELL!!!!)

My new heroine!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Go granny! Next time follow up with a round house kick.Young ho got no business...
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BTW...not to play the race card here-but I have heard white kids say things to their elders that would've gotten me killed.The more affluent-the more hostile it sounds.Obviously general outcomes of life arcs in our society would suggest something different.But I don't remember hearing even the most incorrigible black kid sass ANY adult when I was growing up.WTF?

HAHA, we know what you would've gotten MK - the dreaded CHANKLA!

I'm on Team Granny. Sometimes a slap to the face is the only thing that's going to get through to a bitchy bratty ass teenager. My mom slapped me once. ONCE. It only took once.

Also, kids these days (get off my lawn) have no respect for their elders and that shit pisses me off.

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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.

70? She looks 90!
Anyway wtf does a bitch doing living with her grandma at 18?
If you got no parents and your only guardian is a 70 year old memaw
Yo ass should be on 3 jobs a day to make sure your grandma has food on her table
and mortgage paid out
My 12 year old niece got into argument with brother in-law
over some bs she wanted to get in a mall
so when he said No she yelled back big Fuck You Asshole at him
right when there were other children in living room playing
he dragged her ass to room and smacked her on the face
she grabbed her phone and was screaming how she goin to put him in jail
so my brother in law said Go ahead and dial 911
but where the hell you going to go? Foster home? New familly living on food stamps? Who going to pay your phone bill? New Father and Mother? Go ahead and call
so she didnt call anywhere but then few months later she got in trouble at school and when my sister was yelling at her she called her a bitch and that she would run away from a house
so my sister said go ahead pack your bags and go
kid got so shaked up that after that till high school she started getting better grades and her attitude changed allot
Kids those days are fucked up to the max
there not a day that I don't see a kid young as 5 cursing
and im not goin to be racist or anything
but in wash heights parks forget it
all those hispanic kids and some black kids are cursing and yelling back
and its mostly hispanics
I see 5 year old boys even callin themselves N word on a jungle gym
messed up society thats what it is

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Where art tho Mr Big!

Submitted by Blue Suede Shoes on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 10:24am.

Yo, Blue Suede... LOVE your avatar!!! Is that Sam from "Supernatural"???

I know someone who loves him and loves angels and would LOVE that picture. I ain't trying to bite off ya, but could you tell me where to find it?

Thanks!!!

P.S. Yeah, Granny had every right to open up a can of whoop ass. I would kick ass and take names on my sisters, but they are so rough neck that someone would end up in the morgue.

And it wouldn't be me.
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The notion offends me... as does your presence.- Spartacus, ep. 9, Spartacus to the slavegirl, Mira

Good for Gran for not taking that shit.

From her granddaughter's myspace about her boyfriend:

"hi bumm, i just wanted to let you know how happy i am that i met you. i will never forget that first "welcome to arbys"

http://www.myspace.com/feliciamarie92

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Sometimes the best present u can get i a dang chancla to the mouff , now go do yer homework bratt !!!!!!!!!!

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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.

Smack her again granny, I would have gotten my ass kicked bad.

Total disrespect these fucking kids of today, they need old school beatdowns like I had....we werent even allowed to call cops on parents or ACS...we didnt even know what that was, and god forbid we did, we'd get another fucking major beatdown, that's what these kids need today, a beating every now and then. Maybe they wont be so disrespectful and all gangsta and shit. Im so glad I dont have kids. Just furkids.
My granny never hit me, there was no reason, I was an angel, but my momma fucked me up.

This granny deserves a reward for showing these triflin' ass kids these days some respect.

TO this very day, my parents have never heard me curse, cuz I know they would still reach all the way back and get slap happy on me too!

Children these days have all the control!

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O Hell No! This little ill mannered Cuntzilla deserved to get her ass beat for cursing out her granny. No respect at all.

I'm 42 years old, 6'2 and weigh 210 - and I'd still run like the wind if my mother or grandmother was THAT pissed off at me! Both women stand only about 4"10 or less - but both are Sicilian with 14 foot tall tempers, and would STILL inflict some severe damage to anyone they could catch.

In the dusts of Hell lurks the blackest of hate.

Homegirl is living with (and likely being fed and clothed and laundered by) said Meemaw. Homegirl needs to watch her potty mouth and behave like a lady.

Damn straight if I start getting the fuck-bomb lobbed at me, I will slap the child back to last week.

Don't get lippy with me MISSY!

*huffs Dulcolax*

*renews AARP membership*

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I see it all the time, there is this gap b/t the way grandma raised her kid and then the way that kids raises the grandkid. They felt grandma was too harsh, so they raise a brat who then grandma needs to open a can of whoopass on.

I had a friend when I was like in the 4th grade who would always call her grandmother stupid, worthless, and reprimand her as though she was a child. Her mom was a yuppy who was always at work while grandma babysat and never once did I see tell her daughter to respect her grandma. In fact, she struck me as the type to put the brat on a pedestal and defend her. I think because the grandma was am immigrant and the mother of the girl was Americanized, it was like she thought they were better than the grandma. I was like 9 or 10 and I could tell how fucked up that shit was. Even I wanted to smack my friend.

The first thing Granny should have done when she got out of jail is put that grandchild out on the street. Then the only reason she'd be saying the f-word is because she negotiation price per service in order to eat that day.

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I hope when granny got home she knocked that little bitch out.

Ha ha! Ya damn right! My granny always tells my cousins and I how she slapped the taste out of our other much older cousins mouth when she was a teenager for being a biotch. LOL! Never ever ever everrrr curse out ya grandma! Shit never ends well! I swear when my brother was getting into with my granny she wanted to high five his face too but since he was so big she just kicked him outside in the darkness and cold weather until my parents came to pick us up! Lmao! No matter how many times I was pissed off at her for her stupid granny rules I never cursed AT HER! No sir I was much too smart for that. And grannys get like super strength too those slaps hurt like shit! Pimp hand strong!

I guess missed out on the whole scary, violent grandmother situation. My nan was little and sweet and obsessed with gardening.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Good for you abuelita! that grand daughter needs to STFU and do her homework. whatever happened to respect your elders...specially when this little bitch is living with her and taking care of her. arrrgh! kids these days. if she only read what we all read, like that 15 yr old prostitute, she wouldn't have said the F word. some kids just think about themselves. but they should respect that they have someone who loves them and has put them under their wing. to me...there's no reason to disrepect specially in this situation about homework.

Coma Caca!
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73? More like 93 with all that wrinkly mess. My great-grandma was nowhere near as wrinkly in her 90s.

that granddaugher should've been the arrested for sassing her granny like that...the minute that brat graduates, if i were granny, i'd put that bitch out on the street..
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NEVER cross granny. She is old and on a first name basis with DEATH. She has NO FEAR and will kick your ass into a coffin ahead of her.

"Help make the world a better place. Slap a stupid person today."

They shoulda arrested the grand-daughter for grand-fuckery. There should be a law that if use the f word on grandma at least five times that you get two days in jail. I woulda hit that bitch over the head with a frying pan.

Well done granny!

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It's great to see that so many people sided with Granny! Toss the kid out, too, and let her hack it on her own. That'll teach the wench!

You don't curse out the people who put a roof over your head, chow on the table, and clothes on your back.

My no-good nephew sassed his mom once. My brother came home, heard both sides of the situation, and then prepared to beat the kid's ass for cursing his mom. The punk threatened to call 9-1-1 and have him arrested. My brother said take your beating or go live in a foster home where he'd be sodomized and abused. Boy saw the light, apologized, took the beating, and never sassed his mom again.

That's how you instilled respect to a punk kid.

Dirty Whore Mouth!
I totally agree with you about the repition, I meant you should have to tell a kid once (give them a SERIOUS side-eye) then you shouldn't have to tell them again.
Kids can be animals if you let them, I feel sorry for teachers.

I got my face slapped several times and deservingly so. I know not to disrepect my momma or my granny...or at 30 years old I will STILL get my ass beat.

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 10:12am.
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Totally agree. I nearly passed out the first and only time I ever heard my mother say it. She was PISSED!! And she was also pretty mad. :)

Team Gammy!

Yay Granny!!!! That's why some kids are so disrespectful now. A chancleta to the butt ever now and then doesn't hurt.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 8:31am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 8:24am.

The fact is, when "fuck" is used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb, it loses all its impact. We have some moronic loud neighbors who use fuck that way, and around kids!

My favorite times to hear "fuck" are the very few times I've heard it coming from my favorite client, who is a sweet, educated former teacher in her 70's. When she says it, there is some impact! (And I tell her I love her for saying it!)

That being said, saying "fuck" in front of your granny should NEVER be done. It's like tugging on Superman's cape, spitting in the wind, etc...

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

If I ever talked to my Gran like that, she would forgive because she would know that I must be totally out of mind. She would gently put her hand on my forehead to check for a fever. If I did not have one, the she would rupture the time-space continuum by back-handing me into the middle of next week.

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Happy Bealltainn.

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TEAM SLAP THE FUCK WORD OUTTA THEIR MOUFS!

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