The Wrong Gold Digging Whore
Miss Pass Around Pussy 2010 (what I wouldn't give for that title), Rachel Uchitel, is a shameless gold digging skank tramp with no morals who would suck a load out of a meerkat's ass if The Insider filmed it....but she wants everyone to know that she isn't the trick trying to get a dime out of David Boreanaz. It's silly when us sluts try to act like we have integrity.
Rachel released a statement through her attorney Gloria Allred stating that contrary to reports she never tried to extort money out of Angel in exchange for her silence about their alleged affair.
"David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue. I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz."
Rachel is in luck because she's already filled with gallons of celebrity sperm, so there's no room in there for more scandal, rumor, dignity, etc.... The NO VACANCY light is shining bright.
What Rachel really meant by her bullshit statement is that if she failed to snatch $10 million out of Tiger's paw, she would've knocked on David's door. Plan A was a success, so David was dropped from her hook.
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STFU lying skanky whore. Take your hush-up money and go back into obscurity.
why do men cheat with women who look like that?
on a side note David B. is a hot man.
Shup up Ukitel and go roll around in your extorted millions.
"On one of the online memorial guest books for her deceased fiancé, several people have lately written in, consoling his parents that the woman their son loved is not the same Rachel Uchitel in the media—she doesn’t even look like the same person. They’re talking about an AP shot from Bellevue Hospital in the days following 9/11. In the picture, she is crying and blonde and holding his image."
Damn. Ouch. Although she sucks out loud so I can't feel too sorry for her.
Zomay - according to the New Yorker article, she was 35 when it was written, so she might be turning 36 this year.
Also as shameless as it sounds, I would have dropped trou for David Borenaz in a hot second and for free. Not because I'm star fucker, but because I think he is sexy fucking beast. Tiger, on the other hand, would have had me tightening my chastity belt. I don't care how much money that tool has, he's fugly and always struck me as really asexual. Gross.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I didn’t know that my favorite doll from the 70’s was back. I loved my Pussy Pass Around doll. Oh wait.
Shameless cock sucker! That is all this bint is.
--thanks awfully--
Wow! Wouldn't it have been a mess if the ho would have became pregnant and had to have DNA testing to figure out who the father is?!?!?!? Maury P. would have his dream come true!
I like that the sign behind her is commanding her to "salidas". I wish she would salidas and get out our lives. She's making all of us aviator sunglass wearers look bad.
-- though I will fess up and admit bitch was wearing a nice nude lipstick in some other pics that I kinda want (*hides face in shame*)
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2010: Year of the Skanky Self-Promoting Mistress
I'm so sick of all these ho's I'm going to move far away with Sandra and Louis.
For a person who appears to have been in it for the money from the gitgo, Rachel Uchitel sure looks bummed out now that she actually has it. She must be thinking to herself that she finessed this whole famewhore thing wrong...(and she did).
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Let me introduce myself: I'm a misanthropic jerk with no friends and even my enemies are embarrassed they know me. I live in a vacuum of booze, cigarettes, fast
Yeah she's a whore, whatever, but gotta give her major, major points for that fucking ASS, goddamn, is pure beauty at its highest.
What the fuck - now she is claiming to have a very picky vagina? Cmon ho bag - you'll fuck anything that comes with a fat wallet - don't piss down my back and tell me its raining.
she actually looks like Candice Cayne...that trannie from Dirty Sexy Money.
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i do not know all the details, but if she was paid $10 million to keep silent, that in itself is extorsion and she should go to jail.
I don't get how she got away with that? is not like Tiger had that much to lose anyway...the cat was already out of the bag, no pun intended.
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Does anyone know how old this lady is? I can't find her age.
"... I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me..."
Are you kidding me? You love every moment of this. You created this.
I had hoped Tiger's $10 Million was enough to keep her herpes riddled asshole away from the media but she keeps trying to stir shit up! remember how she was telling the weekly rags that she had no idea she was only 1 of Tiger's 23,203 whores and now she had to get an STD/virus test, like she was the victim instead of poor Elin? good luck with that, bitch. Tiger should've just let all the nasty details come out. no one should ever have to pay trash like this that much. you KNOW he had to have been spreading some serious disease.
Ugh, what a terribly dull looking individual and this is after surgery? I'd ask for a refund.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
"In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through'."
What? it wasn't Angel that cheated on B.J. Cummings, it was Angelus! that sick son of a bitch....
How anyone could cheat on B.J. Cummings?!
The wrong person died in the twin towers.
She comes to L.A. wearing no bra & mini-skirts and the bitch wants to clear her name. I am not a whore!
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
what this trick really means is tiger has billions and david has hundreds...and one rule all gold diggers live by is getting that money from the one who has the most money...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
I had no idea about the 9/11 dead fiance. That makes her all the more scary. How cold does someone have to be to go from a grieving widow to a starfucker?
She is gross and the guys that fucked her are dumb as shit.
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it, Uchitel. You're just mad you're not getting a dime. Uh oh. Busted.
She is truly a celebrity cum dumpster. Her "statement" is hilarious; she says absolutely nothing while trying to act like she has "integrity"... all the while she's spending her $10 Million Tiger Woods extortion payoff. Read between the lines:
"David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be." - She doesn't say she didn't fuck him in the past, just that he's not part of her life now. NOT A DENIAL.
"I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue." - The extortionist didn't say anything about "claims"; she said "pay me 6 figures or I'll release information to the public that will damage you". NOT A DENIAL.
"I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz." - If she really wanted to have a quiet life without scandal, rumor or innuendo, I guess she shouldn't have fucked Tiger & others, then tried to blackmail them. And, she shouldn't be strutting down Robertson (home of the celebrity paparazzi) with no bra & her tits hanging out, demanding people notice her. Because of her $10 million extortion, she'll always be known as Tiger's #1 side dicksucker & leg spread whore.
PS - Aside from her "check out my tits!" clothing, I don't see what the attraction is. Her plastic surgery ain't cutting it; she's ugly, has nasty fake lips & leather skin. Puke-atronic...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I used to be blinded by the sluttish needy part and it took some hard lessons to assess the personality first. Still like a nice bod, though.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 10:07am.
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Men don't see the things we see. They see the markers for "sexually available" and "won't demand integrity". They don't see things like motive or bad intention.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 10:07am.
This is going to sound almost stalkerish, but since I read it, everytime I see one of these women, I think of this, from a Mary Gaitskill story:
"...I was watching this girl called Marissa, a skinny, not very attractive girl with blank brown eyes. It was almost the end of the night and she was squatting on the floor with her skirt hiked up to her waist, counting her money with a little furry-animal look of concentration, and I thought about how she must look to someone like you, despite her nasty personality - like this cute little beast who can be swept up and fondled and experienced and then put down."
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I have to check out this writer! Love her style.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Wow, her tupperware tits have some horizontal staying power.
*puts Snowy McMeanpants over mah knee*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Green is Good....trust she did have an affair with him...and he broke it off WHILE HIS WIFE WAS GIVING BIRTH!! She ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT MORALS...I mean...I know it takes two to tango, but geez....to be with a man while his WIFE is PREGGERS...is beyond repulsive. I mean talk about moral-less...she is truly a piece of shit...and the worse thing is her hard core denial...she can't understand why people despise her...either she is stupid or has lost all her humanity and is devoid of anything close to morality...worse than a hard core slut, and trust I know some, and they draw the line on married men esp. married men with pregnant wives...she is pure scum wrapped in bad plastic surgery.
yes Greeny, that her crying over her fiance that died in the Twin Towers, if I wasn't such a nice person I'd say that making her cry was the one good thing they ever did
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Those lips are the stuff that nightmares are made of... I can't imagine them coming after me in the morning when I'm hungover or something, I think I would vomit.
Submitted by sushi: "Aren't there better looking whores for wealthy men who want to fuck around? She looks so nasty to me. Terrible nose job, ridiculous lips. Orange. Bad boobs. Wonk eye."
This is going to sound almost stalkerish, but since I read it, everytime I see one of these women, I think of this, from a Mary Gaitskill story:
"...I was watching this girl called Marissa, a skinny, not very attractive girl with blank brown eyes. It was almost the end of the night and she was squatting on the floor with her skirt hiked up to her waist, counting her money with a little furry-animal look of concentration, and I thought about how she must look to someone like you, despite her nasty personality - like this cute little beast who can be swept up and fondled and experienced and then put down."
Men don't see the things we see. They see the markers for "sexually available" and "won't demand integrity". They don't see things like motive or bad intention.
jeez! she's as bad as Heidi Montag with the plastic surgery!
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No, not "Baby" anymore....if I need you I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on, and in a little while, we'll only have to wave
ah yes! chlyn didn't see yours before, ita
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 9:26am.
I loooove this picture of Rachel, she should look like this everyday! HAWT!
http://renovomedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rachel-Uchitel-11.jpg
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Holy shit! That's the mistress-whore? How much work has this hag have done??
she's a piece of shit, and I don't believe her.
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No, not "Baby" anymore....if I need you I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on, and in a little while, we'll only have to wave
anyone else think that statement sounds worded to carefully avoid admitting a fuck fling? "not part of my life" is not the same thing as "i didn't fuck on him", etc etc. i don't buy a god damn thing this trick is trying to sell
Classy. This is one cock Rachel UbetItold hasn't ridden. That's makes her other whoring around so much more lady-like.
I know a girl in these parts who is much more attractive than Rachel Uchitel, but they look very similar. Since Rachel has gone public this girl is aspiring to be her. She blogs about her constantly. Everything about her look has changed to model after this skank. Trust me...there are a lot of bitches out there who can't wait to get their 'payday' now. Really a sad way to live your life. Your rich daddy must be so proud.
When I say her last name aloud, it's what I imagine she sounds like whilst gagging on cock.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Whatever whore.
Could someone please throw acid on this bint, or hit her in the face with a red hot cast iron frying pan?
Thanks
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Submitted by stepha on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 9:17am.
Ughhhh! Unfortunately I met this trick a couple of times before she became a famous slut. She is not a bad looking girl but nothing of hers is real. I got such a bad vibe from her that day. I even thought to myself "this woman will typically try to steal your husband at any cost". I guess my instincts were correct! Actually one look at her and anyone realizes this...
We actually used to have a couple of friends in common. As soon as I realized that my "friends" were hanging out with this slut I decided to reevaluate my friendships. I would never trust someone like her...
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Stepha I haven't met Rachel but I have met a number of Hampton Ho's that remind me of her.... they leave a bad aftertaste and you actually start feeling sorry for the dudes (who, admittedly, are complete assholes).... as soon as the guy isn't looking they are macking on someone else...
this whore has more nasty std's than a block full of hard core ho's...she is a skank ho from hell who will always be a skank ho from hell...her ex-fiancee who died on 9/11 must be turning in his grave or else really relieved that he didn't marry this slut...what a skank...I hope she is stone broke and turning tricks for $2 in a year...UCANTELLYOUAREANASTYSTDRIDDENHO....UCHITEL...GOT TO HELL!!!! Maybe Satan needs a mistress...you would fit the bill perfectly...nasty skank ho...damn, I HHAATTEE HER!!!
Her statement is worded such that it's possible she DID extort money him in the past but is not looking for MORE money NOW. Coochitel indeed.
Did she use 9/11 money to get all that work done - basically change herself into a different person? Sick!
@stepha: Yikes! Good radar, girl!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 9:26am.
LMAO!!!
Thats the lovely young Rachel grieving that her Wall Street fiance died in 9/11 without giving her any MONEY!! foiled by the terrorists!!
Gloria Allred is a straight up PIMP! After all the threats and payouts to these ho's, Gloria gets a percentage for representing and putting fear into the hearts of men. It this isn't a PIMP I don't know what is!!
This ought to be a lesson to any wealthy married man with money. Tell your wife, who is likely a gold digger who got lucky, that you are going to fuck whomever you want. She can either deal with it or leave. Then tell your whores, go ahead and try to go public. I don't give a fuck and neither does my wife. Establish that you are a bad boy from the get go so that sponsors won't be shocked if you are out fucking stray whores.