Lambs Rejoice!
Mimi is continuing the tradition of naming her perfumes after baby prostitot street gangs. First came Luscious Pink and now she has announced that she will release her latest perfume LOLLIPOP BLING in June through Elizabeth Arden. You don't have to reach far into your memory to know that Mimi was inspired by the truly elegant diamond-encrusted candy ring her husboy gave her for their anniversary.
Noah Cyrus probably already pre-ordered boxes upon boxes of this butterfly urine. Lollipop Bling is going to smell like a sweet sweet mixture of munchkin loogies, Jolly Rancher soda, a drop of Johnny Weir's liquid glitter hole sweat, the secretions from a cougar's vagina, and a faint whisper of burnt Spanx. TJ Maxx better make room in the back of their stock room, because LOLLIPOP BLING is coming!
And I really hope that I'm still alive in 30 years to see what Mimi has become. Bitch is still going to be running around in pink terry cloth shorty shorts and rainbow halter tops. She's going to look like Jerri Blank. Well, if Jerri Blank got a ho-over from a gay unicorn.
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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 1:09pm.
They didn't seriously call this "Lollipop Bling"...did they? Who are they marketing to? Toddlers? And if you do wear it, how can you answer the question "What are you wearing?" with a straight face?
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I guess the answer would be "ME!" because the name of that perfume is so ridiculously stupid that I love it.
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 1:09pm.
They didn't seriously call this "Lollipop Bling"...did they? Who are they marketing to? Toddlers? And if you do wear it, how can you answer the question "What are you wearing?" with a straight face?
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Seriously, I wore Glow by JLO (don't hate!) for two years about 10 years ago and when people would ask what was I wearing I would say, I mix it myself from essential oils!
Finally, I got so fucking sick of lying, I bagged it and went back to Ysatis.
Ain't no way in hell I was announcing "GLOW BY JLO", though!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 4:19pm.
I can't picture wearing a scent called Lollipop Bling. Then again, I do wear scents called Bite Me, Suck It, Lick It, Eat Me, and Embalming Fluid.
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I have a bottle of bubble bath called "Funeral Home". It smells exactly like one, flowers and formaldehyde. It's great when you need a mope bath, drinking bourbon from the bottle and listening to the Cure while your fingers turn to prunes.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I can't picture wearing a scent called Lollipop Bling. Then again, I do wear scents called Bite Me, Suck It, Lick It, Eat Me, and Embalming Fluid.
HUSBOY-ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! MK,you sassy mo-fo where do you come up with them wurds??
I had the worst fucking crush on this broad up until the Daydream album. It all went horribly wrong with the Rainbow one with that cutesy shit.
Old Mariah is gone. Rejuvenated Mariah is gone. MiMi is here to stay, sadly.
--thanks awfully--
I'm surprised that swing can support her weight.
20 years ago, Elizabeth Arden was the classiest makeup counter in only the most exclusive stores.
Now they're pushing LOLLIPOP BLING?
20 years from now, they'll be drug-running.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
They didn't seriously call this "Lollipop Bling"...did they? Who are they marketing to? Toddlers? And if you do wear it, how can you answer the question "What are you wearing?" with a straight face?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 12:55pm.
This is absolutely THE dumbest name in the history of perfumery.
Someone put this bitch down before she runs off and adopts a child too!
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Rumour has it that the reason she's so fat is cos of the fertility treatment try to have a baby, and if she's not preggers by the end of the year, they're going to look into adopting.
I think Mimi would be the perfect mom to a bratty little girl. Imagine THAT sweet 16.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 12:55pm.
This is absolutely THE dumbest name in the history of perfumery.
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I know..it's like Mimi lives in a 7 year old girl's fantasy world where butterflies and unicorns run free.
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This is absolutely THE dumbest name in the history of perfumery.
Someone put this bitch down before she runs off and adopts a child too!
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That's it. Mariah Carey just proved she is a 16 year old in a 40 year old's body. Give me a break!
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Did you see the movie ORPHAN, maybe she has that disease, only she grew.
She's just fucking beyond Looney Toons. That dress, her lifestyle, the whole baby shit talking, I really dont like her anymore, and she was an original when she first came out, shame, really truly a shame.
you bunch of ever losin' losers! i would give my left tit to get to wear that dress!
well, its true, i would. i dont care about the rest of it.
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It's kind of sad, this being stuck in childhood thing. My sister is 40 something too, and still thinks she's a 16 year old little tart. She misses those days soooo bad. She's put on a lot of weight since then, and smoking has wrecked her looks big time, but she's still dressing and acting like she's a little 16 year old hot slut. I'm embarrassed for her, but there's no straightening her out.
FAT FUCK!
I might use this as an industrial solvent, or perhaps to get the rust off my car, or unclog my toilet, descale the humidifier, untarnish the silver. But I would never, ever WEAR it.
*blurghs*
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
...I predict two GIGANTIC old hams fighting each other with the face of the Duchess of Alba...
She should have named the album Clitty Glitter
Does anyone remember I jokingly said she would name her next CD, candy pink ring pop. I was almost right! This is a fragance and I got the name sort of wrong. But I was on to something.
i wonder what she wants to be when she grows up.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
"Lollipop bling"? Hahahaha! It has to be a joke!
The woman is 41, for god sake! I know she believes she's 16, but she's delusional.
Anybody remember the Pop Rock candy? It fuzzes and pops in your mouth. I don't see those around anymore.
Ha, ha....MK...good one...butterfly urine.
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Jolly Rancher soda is really good. Hard to find though.
Always thought the trend of celebrity perfumes would die out. So does Taylor Swift get one next?
LOL Sucky!
and Jack, you are disgusting, talking about a young girl's tits like that!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 9:38am.
tits out. for. the. boys.
Mariah, you are an icon, but come on! First, the word bling hasn't been cool since '99.You are 40+ years old! Cut the eternally 12 bullshit already. ________________________________________________
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If Mariah makes it in 30 years she'll be the next Aretha Franklin She is going that route. BIG.
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I wasnt aware people were still using the word bling after 1998
She has to do "Peter Pan" because "Sexy in Latex" has been done to death.
*shaking head*
jeez, Mariah.
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No, not "Baby" anymore....if I need you I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on, and in a little while, we'll only have to wave
Submitted by SavageLettuce: "Someone needs to smack the Hello Kitty suppository out of her ass & show her her birth certificate."
This.
And this:
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks: "I guess this is the scent you wear when you're naughty schoolgirl roleplaying with your significant other."
Is she auditioning for the role of Glenda the Good Witch in the Wiz of Oz remake?
Someone needs to smack the Hello Kitty suppository out of her ass & show her her birth certificate.
show. us. your. tits.
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"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I guess this is the scent you wear when you're naughty schoolgirl roleplaying with your significant other.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Mimi STOLE this entire look from Sarah Brightman, by the way.
Has she even had her period yet?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
You mean 2 40 yr old bodies dog?
She's a bigun.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Lollipop brain might look good on a five year old but on a middle-aged woman it is stinky-poo.
"And I really hope that I'm still alive in 30 years to see what Mimi has become."
You know it. Longevity is a cynic's reward.
Raul can't wait to get his first whiff of LOLLIPOP BLING off the little chola bitches around the complex, if that shit smells anything fabric softener it will be a big seller!*********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
WOW....I SEE BABY JANE IN THE MAKING!
When is this GROWN AZZ women gonna stop trying to be a little princess...SHEEESH!
That's it. Mariah Carey just proved she is a 16 year old in a 40 year old's body. Give me a break!
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This woman has serious mental problems.
This post is made of so much awesome, I can't even comment. I love you, MK!
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