Friday, May 7th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By An Angry Hippie
Who needs to go to school when all of life's most important lessons can be learned at the bus stop. The Gosselin children were taught a new trick to show Kate at the dinner table that night when Chris Robinson some mad ass parent gave the paparazzi (and us) a special R-rated double feature of "fuck yous." THINK OF THE CHIRRUNS.
Although, ole' dude probably didn't teach the Gosselin children anything new. I mean, if you were raised by a pair of assholes you'd probably figure out how to flip a ho off before learning how to walk.
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Hey Beakers! It was unusually quiet here, I wondered why, then remembered Saturday Night LIve and Betty White! ... enjoy, I really hope it is going to be good. Don't tell me if it's bad...Bye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Oh, Buddi!!!!! You remembered and I told you I wouldn't, LOL. *turns on Saturday Night Live for the first time in years*
How come Michael K did not post this:
BETTY WHITE IS HOSTING SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TONIGHT... IF YOU ARE ON THE EAST COAST IT STARTED 40 MINUTES AGO... WEST COAST, YOU HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED!
...that is all! : p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
@ESE: Look, when you find out for sure what your father is dealing with, look up an herb called ESSIAC... this is a miracle that I have seen work before my eyes. Truly, do not give up. Essiac can be drunk like a tea... my 26 year old cousin was given a 20 % chance of living 2 months due to cancer that had matastized throughout her body... I was in the room when the family was given this news. She is alive 17 years later. My Uncle found this stuff and believe me, she is alive and well and it does work. No Shit! A friend of mine has also slowed the growth of his cancer with this tea he takes daily. He was supposed to be gone from his melanoma five years ago.
Be strong and know my best wishes for a successful outcome are with you... your father may be in denial, and I don't blame him. Let him tell you when he wants to. I will say a prayer for him tonight. : ) Smile my friend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Awwww, I had to read back to see what happened, but hugs and good wishes from moi, too, ESE. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you and your pops.
thank you all(including my 'lil e-mail buddy) for your well wishes... i can't say that i'll get any new developements for you all in this case seeing as i'm not even supposed to know there's a happening yet, but i am overjoyed that you all would take the time to send well wishes.... thank you
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
When will these turds realize giving the paps the finger is not going to make them go away. It is only going to make the dickwad flipping the bird look stoopid.
So I went grocery shopping today at the Super Walmart. It's my fault, I suppose, for going there on a Saturday. I usually never go there but I was in the neighborhood and out of food at home. That place was a fucking madhouse. Jammed with shoppers. I ended up parking my cart by the frozen food coolers in the middle aise and grocery Ninja-ing off to the side aisles. Total grab and go, then dashing back to the parked cart. The side aisles were clogged in both directions. I made the mistake of pausing for two seconds in the coffee section and some bitch reached right in front of my face for her can of coffee. I almost bitch-slapped her.
Never even did manage to buy TP because that aisle was packed solid, probably like the colons of all the shoppers in it.
On the way out I saw an old man in a floral sweater, and some bitch cut right in front of me on the way out the door.
(((HUGS)))@ESE.
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
Submitted by Jizzball on Sat, 05/08/2010 - 1:36am.
Is she here?
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You wish.
♥ Threadkilla!
BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA
Is she here?
@ESE, we're here for you. situation understood. *sads*
@Johnny, hiphip to your upcoming bday. sake/sushi is golden. *cheers to you as well*
@JJack, um, hellz yes, we totally care about your double b-mary lunch. you damn trick. *hating* =)
ta errybods else, what a damn challenging week, but we survived to Friday (aint no telling what the weekend will bring or quell). mercury retrograding; planets harsh aligning - it aint you.
im popping in (papers/exams/workload overload still) n wanted to share an ionospherical JD shot w/ yall. to the rag-tag rebel DL bunch...hang in there.
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To all the oldies I remember - Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. June 8th 2010
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 5:40pm.
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my mom was diagnosed with cancer at stage 4 (some sort of weird non-hodgkins no one has ever heard of) and she was basically given 6 months to a year...but it's been almost 8 years and she is fine. think positive !!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 5:40pm.
*wanders into thread*... *wonders why i'm about to type this*... *i guess that i just need to get it out*....
i just found out that some information has been hidden(well, not told) from me...
i guess that some scans were done on my father and came back with "anomalies"(sp?)...
the words "stomach cancer" are now being brought up...
i don't know what i'm supposed to do... i guess that i'm not even supposed to know...
i'm a very sad ESE, and i thought that i'd share that with you all... for what reason, i have no idea
*wanders out of thread*
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ESE what i meant when i posted on your birthday , stands true , you know what i am talking about and you know i am keeping my word , whatever you need , whenever you need it ,just say so .
i am truly sad about this and i wish you the best at this difficult time , i don't know how you feel and i know words are not enough to calm all the emotions you are having right now , you are my friend the first one i ever had in this place and i truly appreciate you for that and the many kind words you've had for me through my time here .
wishing you the best doesn't even begin to describe all the good things i want for you .
xoxo
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Thanks snowy, nighty nite!
Nighty night all
*wanders out. Wiping JJ's chin on the way*
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
'Night HORZ! Have a great weekend. I'm off to go help a friend decorate her new place (that she had to move into because her husband is fucking leaving her. My friends seriously need to stop breaking up, it's fucked up).
Sunday is my barfday. I'll raise a glass of sake to you all (as I plan to gorge myself like a filthy swine at my favorite sushi restaurant - but I'll only have kale juice for the rest of the week, so it's all good. NOT!)
Cheers y'all
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
*gets off floor and wipes drool from chin*
Nanight my lovelies, have a fab Friday night, if you can.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
i'm a regular Detective LaToya, my dear...I have a sense about things!
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:08pm.
Today at lunch I saw a chick who really, REALLY looked like "Precious" (as portrayed by Gaby Sidibe or whatever her name is). She was talking on her cell phone, then hung up. I said aloud to my co-workers, "People do love you Precious. I LOVE YOU."
That's kinda funny and kinda douche-y.
You're not just an expert on cats. You've described me to a T.
JILL was the skin broken!?!?!
*taps JJ on the back and she falls over*
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Clorox, Snowy.
It actually worked but man it was unpleasant.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:08pm.
Today at lunch I saw a chick who really, REALLY looked like "Precious" (as portrayed by Gaby Sidibe or whatever her name is). She was talking on her cell phone, then hung up. I said aloud to my co-workers, "People do love you Precious. I LOVE YOU."
That's kinda funny and kinda douche-y.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
My lunch today consisted of 2 bloody marys. Yay!
Not that anyone wondered, I just felt like sharing.
Sorry about the poison ivy Mike, this is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BnE7IB-n8g
Jill WTF!?!?!? CLOROX!??!!?!?
LOL Mike, tru dat!!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
I am too late for the boob party but what the heck here goes nuthin.
I knew a guy who looked like the pic Jack posted.
And Mike I sympathise with your poison ivy, I only had it once, late in life, it was horrid.
The only was I got rid of mine was standing in the bathtub and pouring Clorox on it. I was scared to try Predisone because it really messed up my sister. But don't do that. It burrrrrrns.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:13pm.
*scratches Mike with Ed Rooney's schlong*
Pfft - Ed Rooney likes them way younger than I
*scratches Mike with Ed Rooney's schlong*
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
EvilShoe, I didn't hear that about the reporter! God, I hate people!
I really hope they can get that hood thing on there. I am so sick of BP and Big Oil.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Dog, I heard about that turtle, that reporter didn't even try to get him! Just let him disappear. :(
Pre-cleaning means less shit to clean later and deal with. You can't just have a once a year beach cleaning. So many volunteers don't have their HAZWOP training UGH. Fuckers are bitching that I don't have the four hour course, I have the WHOLE COURSE not the quickie but they may still make me get that. Our government is stupid! Anyway, the Hazmat team will get that for me no problems... red tape BS. I'm a trainer!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Today at lunch I saw a chick who really, REALLY looked like "Precious" (as portrayed by Gaby Sidibe or whatever her name is). She was talking on her cell phone, then hung up. I said aloud to my co-workers, "People do love you Precious. I LOVE YOU."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:02pm.
*scratches Mike*
Sorry, but it's going to take more than that to make up for life-changing Ferry Beuller revelation!!!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 6:00pm.
I read where they found a poor turtle "gasping for air" in the oil slicks. And the pics of the poor dead birds floating. I cried. :-(
What is pre-cleaning and why is it so important?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
*scratches Mike*
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Hey dog, it hasn't hit yet. We're focusing on pre-cleaning ahead of the landfall which is important. I'm also in charge of getting donations. UGH large corporations make it so damn hard! Plus, they're cheap asses.
One thing I have learned is that in a time of urgent need, small businesses rally around and DO something. They totally rock and are the most giving.
We're cleaning and training in Bay and Gulf counties first. The oil is predicted to hit there, then skip like a stone across to southern Hernando/Pasco county then move southward following the current. That's why Hernando/Pasco beaches suck so bad, it gets the Mississippi mud. Then southward, the beaches get better.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Mike, count yourself lucky. I know someone who had it to bad, it got up in inside his willy, in his backdoor, and in his ear canals.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
It sucks, because I used to have no sensitivity to it - when I was a kid, I'd weed it out of my mom's flowerbeds barehanded. Then about five years ago, I somehow got it in the winter (I had been working in my yard), and it because so severe it became systemic (i.e. it was appearing on parts of my body that hadn't touched other infected parts of my body). I had to get prednisone shots.
I haven't had it that bad since, but I seem to break out if I'm within ten feet of a plant.
TEAM GO SHOEY!!!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Evil! How goes the cleanup? Is it as bad as you feared?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Mike, that sucks. My mom was in FL and got that from the air. Go figure!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
I'm very sad. I have poison ivy on the underside of my forearm. :(
ESE, have a cuddle. Hopefully, it's a good sign that they've caught it already. Chin up, doll.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Yang. ♥
ESE get a second opinion, honey. :( hugs
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Oh wait I forgot.
*runs into thread*
*wanders out*
OH, so sorry ESE!
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 05/07/2010 - 5:40pm.
ESE!!! Sometimes the initial tests are wrong!!