BAAAAAAHBAAAAAY B Got Engaged!
Bobby Brown is going to marry a woman who has obviously not seen one episode of Being Bobby Brown and was living in the back of a cave when he was married to Whitney Houston. Because honestly, I thought only Whitney Houston was crazy ass crazy enough to marry Baaaaahbaaaay B! But apparently not.
People says that Bobby proposed to his girlfriend of three years, music manager Alicia Etheridge, on stage at the Funk Fest in Jacksonville, FL on Friday night. While Alicia held their baby son, Bobby got down on one knee and asked her if she would let him pop her doody bubbles for the rest of their days. Alicia said yes and then her colon exhaled.
I'll stop throwing shade for one minute to congratulate Bobby and the woman who may or may not have a tattoo of herself on her arm (my guess is that the tattoo is of a loved one who is now an angel in heaven).
And I really hope Whit Whit agrees to sing at their wedding, because she'll bring down the tent faster than a drunk pole dancer.
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Say what you want, but Bobby was the man during his "Don't Be Cruel" days.
ome on ease on down
ease on down the road...
Every time you mention the doody bubble incident, I realize I am not alone in this world. Sometime I think only you and I saw that infamous episode of the Bobby-Whitney train wreck.
Or maybe everyone else just blocked it from their memory.
for me-it was my clockwork brown. BOBBAAAAYYYYY indeed.
Garsh... and she's pretty too!
She's obviously dickmatized. I've heard for many years that Bobby Brown, ugliness notwithstanding, is one of the best dickmeisters around;superlatively skilled. Even Janet Jackson went for a ride. Superhead, who usually GETS paid, took him in and supported HIM for a while after the divorce. Back in the '90s, before he devolved into the thing he is now, even I, Granny Frump, would break into a sweat when he did this certain dance...
No wonder Whitney's smokin crack again.
Can Bobby Brown really afford to get married again? How many kids does this guy have? He already had a couple of kids before he married Whitney, then he had a kid with Whitney, and now this one. He needs to get his junk nipped and tucked.
Well at lest with her he does have to punch her in the face like a 16 year runawawy hooker to knock the pipe outta her mouth. *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
how do these junkie crackheads manage to get women to marry them?
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The tat is of a pic of herself, when she goes to the wigdresser she points to this pic to indicate what she wants.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Hi, vidz! It happened during their reality show, I had to look it up. Pardon the pun, but you can't make this shit up. :P
From IMDb...
Bobby Brown: I had to dig a doodie bubble out of your butt....
Bobby Brown: That turd was too big... comin' out her butt... and she couldn't get it out... and I had to help her... and nothin' worked... I had to put these fingers, right here
[extends fingers]
Bobby Brown: ...
Whitney Houston: Oh my GODDDDDD!
Whitney Houston: My sisters are goin', "That's love! That's love! That's love!
[shouts]
Whitney Houston: Black love!"
For the love of DOG! Can someone please explain the doody bubble thing tome ,please?
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Submitted by neofavorr on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 11:58pm
ditto
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
well, i guess that if you're gonna sign up to make one of the dumbest decisions on the planet, you should do it in Florida at something called "Funk Fest"... i'm sure this will be the whirlwind romance that stands the test of time... for the week that it lasts
... *whistles "Love Is in the Air" while preparing crackpipe*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
A Bobby Brown post just isn't a Bobby Brown post without a doody bubble joke.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 11:47pm.
I thought that was Eddie Murphy at first, but the gf wasn't a tranny.
And the donkey costume was all wrong!
I am shocked at how many women would marry this douchebag.
So sorry. Double post.
Wow, Lena Horne. 92 years old though, she lived a long life. R.I.P.
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Find a path that is your own
Love will open every door
See in your hands the world is yours
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" IT'S MY PEROGATIVE..." to laugh my ass off at this clown giving marriage another try. Well, I guess a reality show is not far behind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Shit. I can't even get a date for Friday night and this mothafucka gets engaged and married twice!!!??? Let me say it again, SHIT.
Speaking of "gang negros"....you've made your bed, now lie in it you fucking slag.
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"That gives me wood."
RIP Lena Horne.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I thought that was Eddie Murphy at first, but the gf wasn't a tranny.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wish them the best of luck... as long as they don't do a reality TV program where they talk about "pushing out doody bubbles..."
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
that drunk pole dancing video was ok...the bride kind of looked like a bridezilla and high mantenance although pole dancing lady looked like she wanted to stir up trouble. i love a good wedding gone wrong video becase it makes my evil soul feel a lttle better.....
isn't this the blind item about the rapper who's with a girl on the top/boy on the bottom? hmm, no they dated his success as being recent, and bobby was never a rapper....
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oh gawddang folks, fresh kind of fuckery coming our way. this should be damn interesting (in a circus side-show way). whit's 5150 will be next, w/ BB 'saving' her and underground child # whatever popping up in either this ho or whit. head's spinning at the multi-dimensional possible outcomes. boolean logic has nothing up on this mess.
*pulls up lawn chair and purple drank*
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it'll help pass the time til someone in whit's/bbrown's camp implodes.
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This is a very pretty woman. What gives?
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 10:07pm.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. omg. I really had to ask if that was a man in drag!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 7:46pm.
who the fuck agrees to marry Bobby Brown, or Michael Lohan? These women are complete fucktards, and deserve anything they get.
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Women who probably have no internal spine and will do anything to be validated by these manipulative conniving assholes.
This is off-topic, but I felt the need to inform you all that President Obama has confirmed a transexual Harvey Fierstein for Supreme Court Justice.
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Kimberly Locke?
she looks like a skinny Queen Latifah
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 9:08pm.
But it does look kind of staged. It was all very quick and a few of the guests didn't look that phased either.
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It IS staged. It's a marketing campaign by Heineken.
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "
Ugh who would wanna marry him? How many babies mommas does he have?
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what kind of lady barfs outside of a bar?! A true lady yacks into the bathroom sink or into an empty glass on the table. ~MK
Submitted by Miami on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 8:53pm.
Bobby and Whitney aren't even broken up three years, are they? So, does that mean he cheated, yet again? I like him but he can't keep it in his pants.
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That's the part that makes me LOL. He denied that he was with someone else when the marriage ended and says people were lying about that and it was just rumors. But come time that he's annoucing his engagement he doesn't remember to change or rather lie about the length of that relationship to support the other lie.
Whatever. If he's happy, she's happy and all the kids are happy and they are moving on with their lives it's all good.
How does Bobbay get good looking women? He is known for digging poopoo out of whitnay's poopshoot at this point. All rules of attraction I have ever learned are being thrown out the window.
Submitted by tsklala on Sun, 05/09/2010 - 9:14pm.
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Supposedly he's a monster in bed.....That alone is what kept Whitney in the marriage, that and crack....
What is it about Bobby Brown that attracts successful women? Whitney was a 10 when she met him and now she's a 2 after him. This one also looks WAY out of his league… so, what am I missing out on? Just his teefs would send me packing the other way.
she looks like a skinny queen latifah
But it does look kind of staged. It was all very quick and a few of the guests didn't look that phased either.
Somewhere Whitney is plotting revenge...
Was that a Greek wedding there?
My God, that bride was composed. She gave a couple of pissed off looks just before her hubby moved her away from the pole. But after her nose started bleeding she was all calm and collected. That definately wasn't no Teresa Guido-whatever her name is. That sure ain't New Jersey.
Bobby and Whitney aren't even broken up three years, are they? So, does that mean he cheated, yet again? I like him but he can't keep it in his pants.
That woman is pretty but the tattoo should be laser(ed) off even if it means having a Padma Lakshmi looking scar.
Who is going to support these two? I hope that trick produces a lot of music, because Bobby is broke and expensive.
Sexy red dress at a wedding = a "situation" getting ready to happen.
I LOLed at the drunk pole dancer also until I saw the bride at the end. Then it was just sad. She was quite calm though.
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why would someone marry bobby brown...especially now? crack is one helluva drug.
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