Monday, May 10th 2010
How Courtney Love Spent The Morning After Mother's Day
Earlier this morning, Courtney Love posted an open Tweet to her estranged daughter Frances Bean that was longer than her mental health file. Courtney will probably have to smoke cigarettes with her toes for the rest of the day, because bitch wore her fingers out on this rant. This is the kind of rambling you'd hear from a crazy hobo sipping on a 40 wrapped in a paper bag outside of a 7-Eleven on a Sunday afternoon.
Courtney's boy advice for Frances is below, but you don't want to handle this on an empty stomach. And by that I mean fill yourself with mind-altering substances before you go in. Put yourself on an even playing field, because if you don't this will give you migraines in your eyeballs:
last of my twitter relapse, bean i saw you at coachella with isaihia in a pic he looks sweet and like your dad actually.hope alls well i hope he takes care of you and you look beuatiful even thoiugh you have an angry furrow i think thats called your "lawyer lie" furrow! sorry to state this publically but i wont stand accused of such implications or tolerate making 3 on worst mothers list. thanks to this, no. i love you and i will fight for you i though if i bore up and was sxtrong for six mos youd get over it but obviously its just inflamed you, the last thing i lpok forewArd to in this life is any trial but im a good mother and i wont allow you to believe such nonsense so suit up. lets try and use judy so i dont have to fucking go on TWITTER. i dont even use this thing and im sure this will be in some bs news feed i love you soprry to take to the world wide ethernet but i love you and i dont know how to tell you without telling one of the pack , madly. i really hope that boy is as nice as his sweet face, cos iff not ill get him, your just like me in almost every way and i know you hate it, theres plenty of fish in the sea lining up for both of us who will treat us like princesses& not like 2nd class citizens, or damaged goods if he cant suit up and have a balanced perspective and if hes just blindly being a beta male , ick if hes an alpha and hes treating you bad i will give him one of my very special looks reserved for those whose blood needs to turn to ice, even i have a breaking point and i walk. and i give the look before i walk they never see it coming, they think im so vulnerable because i am and then after treating me like shitBAM i know you have that in you, if hes not treating you like the Goddess you are baby , get the hell out, do not settle. do NOT settle. give them a little time and if they dont man up then woman out, thats my advice to you and dont date a slave, or an assnt, thats no fun you asked me if i was being "treated well" i cant say on twitter, im sad i said anything but trusting 18 year olds to translate is nightmare so cryptically between us ill tell you on the fb page since you care, im not an enabler & im not enabled, so thats all, its never my frame. when its not your frame it sucks, i have as you can imagine vast vast abandonement issues wich make me weaker than normal. i wish i was stronger and i am getting my strength together to cut anything beneath me. if its not worthy of me i will cut. ok?Nuff said. but because of this nonsense and then my archetype and job and "batshitness" im always the bad one, as usual, always the street girl. like a backstreet girl, and sometimes like a bitch, and its not allowed anymore, i have summed up the courage to just go if that goes on. with any man ever, again, youve seen it done to me before seen someones try to acquitre me like apiece of art or tame me like a puppy. i know what kind of boy youve always liked, and im afraid of you falling into the trap of simply being worshipped and not having an equal. how shallow is he? how much is about you making him cool? NOTHING? awesome! dont buy yourself jewelry EVER. ive told you that. dont get him presents and dont vye for him, dont overtext( im very guilty of that one i think its a letter and its NOT they hate it) allofem you shouldnt have to vye for him, dont dont dont stay with him if hes a beta, you need to be challenged, kept in line just a little. and again im extremely sorry to use TWITTER but i saw you holding hands in Coachella wich was coach HELLA for me, and my stomach turned. i know you are mad at me for not marrying e. but he never made me laugh.maqke sure you laugh alot, and try to have a spiritual connection ! your relationships should not be abput getting "saved" they should be as strong and secure as your relationship to yourself. love yourself 1 autonomy . carrie once said when you were just 4 youd be like me looking for the big hug, BE THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY! BE IT! i pray everyday you will chant again, & find your way back to the law of cause & affect and be wise enough to see our karma &transform it so at the very least please clear my name i dont think you . i know you dont want other people to think things that arent true. again my deepest apologies for using twitter for fucks sake, i dont even use it anymore but i cannot trust 18 year olds to be accurate w you dont take any shit from that boy, and dont have an assnt as a bf, have a peer, if hes not a prince and a MAN he doesnt deserve you, period. and if as a MAN he doesnt treat you like the GOddess you ARE. cut it, lastly i miss you more than anyone has ever missed anyone.so much. im going to chant now ill pribably delete half of these but the boy stuff you need to hear only from me, wendy is too boycrazy.
Are you still alive?
Seriously, why can't crazy ass Courtney scream this shit outside of Frances Bean's bedroom window in the middle of the night like a normal person?! Even the Twitter Whale threw up his fins and gave up after Courtney's 50th Tweet in a row.
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Sigh. I feel bad for Courtney, I understand the abandonment thing (HARD) and I'm going through my own crisis right now. That part about not texting too much made sense to me 'cause I do that really badly and just did it a couple of hours ago. lol. However, like another commenter said, I'm not expecting respect until I've earned it and I'm working to become the person I want to be. I wish Courtney would do the same.
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Ugh.
The only interesting thing was her mentioning E in all that verbage. She's still hung up over him despite the fact it was over more than 10 years ago. I really doubt Frances is mad at her mommy solely because she didn't marry him. She probably barely remembers him considering her age.
I couldn't manage to get through ten seconds of that psycho babble rant so I cannot imagine how Frances withstood her crazy ass for seventeen years.
This child would have been better off an orphan.
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This incarnation of her nose is better than most thus far, based on that photo.
Is putting on lipstick so hard?
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You're a fuck up, Courtney Love. The world wide ethernet? Abandonment issues? Ugh! This type of blather is ironic and tortured and cutesy from a teenager, but you're a grown woman with an adult child and a former life. You still sound like an apathetic Gen X-er which is so dated and not ironic and sad. I'd say "grow up" but I have zero faith in your ability to become anything better than you are right now. Can't teach an old dog new tricks...truth.
Wrong! A real woman buys herself jewelry because she's worth it.
She apparently asked for the Michael Jackson Special before her most recent nose job and it is collapsing on schedule.
the boyfriend looks like a handsome young man. hope he stays far away from her claws.
Is "e" Edward Norton? Didn't he dump her for Salma Hayek?
Her nose is way too small for her face. Hahahahahahaha.
Although Courtney looks normal in the above pic, her insane twittering makes me think she needs to be on a Lithium, Abilify & Stelazine coctail of some sort. The woman is batshit crazy! And over-twittering like this would define one as a true mental-case, lol!
p.s. the cheese has definately slid off her cracker years ago.
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jeezus christ doesn't she have EMAIL wtf she left like duuuhhhh i really need to say this to u and i never twitter but jees HOW ELSE is there to communicate. WTF did we do before twitter... helllo email, PHONE, facebook. twitter is effing stupid anyway it makes everyone look like a moron posting small paragraph then continuing another small paragraph... shit man
I haven't read it yet, just scrolled won but that shit seemed long as hell. I'll have to read it later when I'm bored.
As incoherent as this cunt is, it's always crystal CLEAR that it's all about HER.
God help Frances Bean!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
well.. she may be crazy but... all mother get drunk and talk about how you are the most wonderful girl in the whole universe and guys can be real dicks and if they dont treat you like you are the GODDESS you are she will kick their asses from here to the moon cause she loves you soooooo damnnnn much!! I know my mom has! I'm just not estranged from her and she does not know how to work a twitter...
Poor Francis Bean. A whore for a mother and a dead father. I hope she finds a way to rise above all this shit, but I doubt it.
I can only remember seeing my mom totally wasted one time, and it was New Year's Eve, at a VFW dance. Man, my cousin had to grab one arm, and my dad had the other, and they carted her drunk ass out of there.
I can't imagine how embarassing it would be for the world to know that this worthless bitch had birthed you. I bet she smells like hot garbage and rotgut whiskey. I can't stand filthy people.
If you want someone to treat you like a goddess, that behave like a goddess, not some drugged up, fucked up hateful bitch.
I don't consider myself to be super wise or anything, but one thing I have learned myself that I know is true in my bones is that anger DOES NOT equal power. Being antagonistic and rage-y doesn't make you powerful or worthy of respect. If people avoid you because you are antagonistic and rage-y it's likely NOT because they are afraid of you or intimidated by your "power" but because they just can't stand to be around your negative ass. What people are showing you is not respect but AVERSION.
Sorry to be ranty, but I am having a problem with a person just like this in my life that I may have to excise completely, and it's stressing me out. Ugh!
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
What I want to know is: what is all this GODDESS crap?
How can someone whose self-respect is so low that they destroy their body and mind with drugs: whose has corroded their mind and their intelligence (she was very smart once upon a time) with drug abuse; who doesn't seem to have an ounce of kindness in her (she seems to hate everyone and everything and is constantly judging others); and who is not capable of caring for her child...I ask you, how can someone like this expect to be treated like a goddess?
She seems to always be demanding respect she has not earned.
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Who is she talking to? Hundreds of voices inside her head????
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Won't you please join me for drinks in Hell's Tavern On The Barren Green?
I guess she's trying. And I've noticed that she's been trying to "save" her image lately on Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel. Even with her clothes, which have been more mature and beige-y lately. I feel sorry for her, and she probs really does miss her girl. You know, hate her all you want, but she is a survivor.
all I can say is wtf?? My head is still spinning and I only read three tweets or twitters..or whatever the f that thing is. God, I feel for her daughter...to have a crazy Mom is actually worse than having a whorish mom (I am looking at you Shauna...) cause you can cover up ugly massive boobs, but you cannot cover up a schizo brain's rantings....dayum, Courtney needs a looonngg nap or vacation from the world...
Sadly for her, this was probably a waste of time. Especially if Frances has as hard a time as I did trying to decipher it all. And who would listen to man advice from Courtney?
My eyeballs are bleeding from the effort.
My fucking eyeballs fell out.
Okay so I only got to like the fourth tweet, but has Courtney Love been watching too much HIMYM recently? Suit up? Look of Death?
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"dont buy yourself jewelry EVER."
Yes, Frances, listen to your momma, real prostitution whores never pay money for their own jewelry, they use the snatch, this is what your mother did, don't you see, she wants you to be just like her.....
Doesn't matter if you have your father's estate and work to support you in life, you don't betray your family legacy like that, you're gonna fuck for cash, dope and goods because this was your good mother's example and that's what she'll insist you oughta do. She is urging you Frances, to be a disgusting STD-riddled psychopath whore like herself.
Good God, gotta pray for baby Frances Cobain!
Court may not be the worst parent ever, but she sure ranks high in the "craziest" category.
Am I the only one who thought she made some good points in there among the drivel?
Poor Frances Bean! The best thing the poor little thing can do is stir clear of her insane mother.
She sounds like my sperm donor who leaves long rambling messages on my answering machine. I think he and Courtney went to the same school of schizophrenia. I feel for Frances.
Courtney Michelle Harrison (government name), cannot be helped. Her life has been too varied, starting with this:
Love’s family broke up soon after her birth. During a child custody case following her parents’ divorce, her mother and one of her friends presented letters implying her father had given the child, then 3 years old, LSD.[11] Harrison denies this allegation[12] and has passed polygraph tests; however, these allegations led to full custody being awarded to Love’s mother. -- Wikipedia.
It's interesting that C.L.'s new album is titled, "Nobody's Daughter". Her mother, Linda Carroll, wrote published a book in 2006 titled, "Her Mother's Daughter."
The family roots have been messed up for so long.
Poor Bean. Having an attention whore/sociopath for a mom means that life is never serene. I couldn't read all of that, I assume it says, "Crazy, crazy, crazy. Drugs, yummy, crazy. Look at me tweet nonsense. Ha, ha, druggy mess, crazy."
Submitted by chinlee3 on Mon, 05/10/2010 - 1:37pm.
It's fixed, but you might be following someone you never thought you'd follow.
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I was bitching cuz it's NOT FIXED!!! (yelling at twitter, not you:) Even tho everybody is celebrating already! I can't click into my followees or anywhere, practically. Harumph!
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Damn, I got dizzy reading that shit...
Why can't I have fun on Twitter like that???
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It's fixed, but you might be following someone you never thought you'd follow.
I'm convinced it's this shit that broke Twitter. It's fucking broken. Serious.
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Jeeps, they dated 1996-1999 when Courtney actully attempted to give a shit about her life and career. Apparently Ed is the one who got her into rehab.....
I just scrolled past that whole post, and I feel good.
SJS:
Yes - I think we were both cosmically gobsmacked that Edward Norton would touch this "thing" with a ten-foot pole (dipped in Clorox).
ME: Edward has to have been temporarily insane to date CL, but then he also dropped the wondrous Salma H. Possibly he is koo-koo. Leaving CL is one thing - SH is another. But then there are rumors that she is GAY...
what up with dat????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Maybe that's what the "lawyer lie" furrow is all about...Frances saw her mommy and Coachella and started thinking it's time for a new restraining order...
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 05/10/2010 - 12:51pm.
good point this is violating the restraining order.
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Well, it's done now. I guess Courtney just realized - it being mother's day and all - that she can do whatever the fuck she wants again. I think she got a tap on the wrist about it once before the order was done tho....
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Goddamn o.o
Honestly, I feel bad that this girl has a mother who's so clearly effed in the head.
From Edward Nortons wiki:
"He dated singer Courtney Love from 1996 to 1999,[51] and actress Salma Hayek from 1999 to 2003.[52] He had broken engagements with both women.[53][54]"
Jeepster - unfortunately, yes. They were an item at one time.
Now, whether or not marriage was anywhere on the table? IDK.
ANd I will just continue to believe that Ed Norton had a short lapse in judgement and HE ended the relationship to get away from the crazy.
Poor Frances. Courtney says she's just like her, but I don't think she is at all. Taylor Momsen or Peaches Geldof are Courtney's real spiritual daughter. Frances doesn't want a cracked out stripper for a mom and she's just moving on with her life as normally as possible.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
good point this is violating the restraining order.
Wouldn't it be fun to be the legal team for the daughter?
HAHAHHAHAH
This stupid bitch!
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