Thursday, May 13th 2010

Lisa Marie Presley Wants Sunflowers Galore For Michael Jackson

Lisa Marie Presley recently visited Michael Jackson's tomb at Forest Lawn and she didn't like seeing the giant empty space surrounding him so she has asked his fans to solve that problem. Lisa writes on her MySpace page that sunflowers made Michael Jackson's soul do the crotch grab, so she wants all his fans to send a satin sunflower to fill up the space around his tomb. Lisa writes:

Greetings MJ Fans....

While visiting him a few days ago at Forest Lawn , Riley and I couldn't help but notice that , while there are a few bouquets , candles and gifts there is a very large empty space around him and in front of him that could use a whole lot more.
While , I am sure that the staff at The Holy Terrace do their very best to place what is sent and what is placed at the door at his tomb , I thought you might like to know that he would want and deserves more than what is there and I had an idea.......
Some may or may not know this but his favorite flower was the Sunflower.
They made him happy because they looked happy to him , Thus, he called them "The Happy Flower".

When we were married , I would try and fill up rooms with them wherever he was.
I wanted to bring something to place near him that he liked and that wouldn't die so I brought a large vase of silk sunflowers and placed them near him.
This barely made any kind of dent in the atmosphere so I thought of maybe letting those who care know what the situation is and how we can solve it.

I know how much he loved and appreciated being showered with Gifts and flowers by his fans , I thought if whoever wants to bought just one silk sunflower each and sent it , the whole area around him and in front of him (As well as the two large empty vases that sit on either side of him) could be filled up in no time , which would be much more appropriate than what the current status is right now.
We can all cause a "Sun shower" if you will...........

He deserves to be flooded and surrounded , LETS SURROUND HIM!

Lots of Love,
~LMP

There are two Forest Lawns in LA which is confusing,
Below is the correct address to send them to:

The Holy Terrace At Forest Lawn
1712 South Glendale Avenue
Glendale Calif, 91205

So basically Lisa Marie wants the area in front of Michael Jackson's tomb to look like a real-life version of the game Plants vs. Zombies. That game was my breakfast, lunch, and happy hour for months so I approve of her mission.

I also approve because when I was 14-years-old I planted a sunflower in my backyard and the first thing my friend said when he saw it was, "That is the gayest thing I've ever seen." My sunflower practically curtsied at that compliment.

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Publicity stunt. She should send US all flowers for that awkward kiss with MJ at the MTV Movie Awards that they forced upon us. Ick.

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LisaRose Um, it's in the story....

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Submitted by nebajnim on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 6:16am.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. I'm sure you're a fan of someone whose music you adore, but guess what, not everyone feels the same about your artist of choice. Yet you wanna look down your nose at an artist who has obviously touched people's lives, no matter what you may think of him. You don't understand what has happened, so just move along.

Why the fuck would anyone be jealous of a beached whale that is obsessed and depressed about her dead EX husband?

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Oh, just do it yourself.

Lisa Marie has enough $$$$$$$$ to fill the world with sunflowers, so if she would stop being a cheap arse, MJ would be surrounded by them.

Jeez! What a cheap selfish gal.

nebajnim's picture

Looking at these posts begs the question: Where were all these MJ fanatics when dude was alive? A lot of good you are doing for him now. He is dead and can't be helped!!

Here is the real: Dude OD'ed. That is it. He did it because he was a faded star, and couldn't handle it. As soon as he died everyone loves him again. Why the fuck not? Your kids are safe now!!!

Whoop-de-doo. The 80's sucked, and his music was just OK, but is a bit dated in today's world. Billie Jean? C'mon: Now a days pop/rappers have 18 kids and just pay for it. Most of the stuff is just disco with a good video.

And why all the hate for Lisa Marie Presley? It seems like y'all are jealous.

Btw, I love that photoshop job. Those flowers are funny.

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Elvis called his mama "Satin," WTF???

Miss Thang's picture

Just found out that FL doesnt accept silk flowers. They also clear away some fan stuff for when family/friends visit MJ's tomb so it doesn't look cluttered. So much for LMP's "sweet gesture." Go away and raise your children, LMP.

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LMP doesn't know wtf she's talking about. There are fan groups that visit the outside of MJ's tomb every week and leave flowers, letters, cards, and other momentoes, not to mention the thousands of MJ fans that send shit to Forest Lawn from all over the world. Fans are NOT allowed to enter the inside where MJ is actually buried. Also, FL has to clean the area regularly of dead flowers, so maybe she visited after they cleaned. Also, HELLO there are other people burked there and I'm sure their families don't want them surrounded by MJ fan stuff.

LMP is the lowest leech of all. Yea, she never took MJ's money like most people, but she was the biggest EMOTIONAL leech in his life. After all the shit she talked about MJ in interviews after their divorce, acting like he tricked her into marrying him or something, now she has the nerve to act like a fucking widow. Bitch please. You need to focus on your current, FOURTH husband and quit being depressed and obsessing about MJ. You are OBSESSED and I'm sure HAUNTED by guilt every night. As soon as you divorced, you acted like you never knew him, so guess what, deal with the guilt bitch. It's too late for all this MJ compassion now. Deal with the fucking guilt, you fucking hypocrit. The guilt and obsession has caused you to gain about 100 pounds already. Deal with it. and MOVE ON.

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justincase's picture

I am a sucker for a sweet gesture like this.

stake_spike's picture

I'm really surprised. I always got the impression she wasn't really fond of him. Like she had no idea why she married him and she regretted it every day since.

Naughychimp's picture

You know what? This makes me like LMP a bit more. MJ was surrounded by people who leeched off him and now he's gone, are still trying to leech of his estate. LMP, on the other hand, is just trying to honour him and doesn't have her palm out waiting for a pay out.

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Submitted by whippersnapper on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 1:43pm.
Dear Lisa Marie Presley,

Bitch please! You have enough money, time & concern to shower Michael's grave with silk sunflowers yourself, so get off of your lazy privileged ass and you do it.
I can think of better more useful things to do with my time & money. Last time I checked there are people totally still fucked from the earthquake in Haiti and people are fucked from the floods here in the South of the US that can use the money and even the time you are taking for this bullshit. Yeah, just fuck off Lisa Marie.

Sincerely,
The General Public

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is sunflowers keyword for 'little boys'?

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Kandykane's picture

This gives me a big case of the sads. I don't think for one minute that MJ was guilty of 'the accusations'. It just looks to me that he's been deserted in death as he was in life by the ones closest to him. He knew he was an ATM, he was treated like an ATM in life and nothing has changed since he died. In fact I'm sick of hearing about how much fuckin money his estate's made. If he wasn't able to benefit from his hard work and talent, why should anyone else? It's not right.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Didn't she say in an interview that she was so glad that she hardly ever left her kids alone with MJ? She made him sound like a creep and she's visiting his grave for some reason? She has 4 kids, a husband, and Elvis's money to spend, she has nothing better to do?

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Yeah for Plants vs Zombies; I actually bought that game a long time ago!! And I think Lisa Marie is awesome for doing this; she seems to care more than his own family. Can't say one snarky thing about her.

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I'm going to buy stock in Hobby Lobby and Michael's craft stores to cash in on the inevetible run on silk sunflowers.

Can't she just buy him some REAL flowers? Didn't her daddy, what was his name again, leave her an assload of money?

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Maybe she could skip an auditing class at the Scientology Center and do it herself.

I mean, I know she's broke and all, but dig deep, Lisa Marie!

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Reeter's picture

If I was there, I would take some sunflowers to his grave/tomb.

whippersnapper's picture

Dear Lisa Marie Presley,

Bitch please! You have enough money, time & concern to shower Michael's grave with silk sunflowers yourself, so get off of your lazy privileged ass and you do it.
I can think of better more useful things to do with my time & money. Last time I checked there are people totally still fucked from the earthquake in Haiti and people are fucked from the floods here in the South of the US that can use the money and even the time you are taking for this bullshit. Yeah, just fuck off Lisa Marie.

Sincerely,
The General Public

LisaRose's picture

Anyone have the address of where the flowers can be sent and post it here?? Thanks... tho I expect no response...

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That sounds SOOOOOO nice! Love Lisa, Love Michael. Sunflowers rule!

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The day will come when I don't hear any news on Michael Jackson, I'm sure of it.....

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Aw. That's sweet. I'm a little teary.
It's much nicer than sending money to Stephen Baldwin, that's fersure.

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This woman is so totally dilusional. Elvis, do you have any other kids out there? We know you're alive living in Big Foot, Montana. Send us a sign, Puleeeeze!

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Sounds like somebody at Forest Lawn pissed off Lisa Marie. Sweet, sweet revenge. When the world hears this and that place is inundated with plastic flowers what the hell are they going to do with all of them. Hahaha. Brilliant.

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@sucky

or maybe we could just kidnap jon grosslin, dip his ass in cement and hoist him over MJ's tomb. Voila! An extra douchey cherub and child sized genitals all in one!

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mike's picture

Whatever. He won't/can't care. He's dead.

Wait, you're telling me Michael Jackson is dead? Just kiddiing!

This is one huge stupid idea, the phony sunflower thing. There will be millions of them, unattended and blowing in the wind from LA to Vegas and I'll have to pick them up outta my front yard.

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A bunch of fake sunflowers all over the place? Sounds tacky. But what can you expect from her $cientology-addled mind.

Oh wait... tacky... yeah MJ would love it. Never mind.

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While I am sure she can afford the flowers...I think the point is the gesture. If his burial site is covered with flowers delivered from around the world it is a symbolic gesture of love. It is like a hug from all of his fans. A physical manifestation of his fans' love for him, if you will. If she just does it, it loses that symbolism.

I don't really have an opinion on it either way. Just sayin'

i_heart_jack's picture

Can a dlister with a MySpace account go on her page and tell her to buy her own damn flowers? All the comments I've read are about how sweet she is for thinking of this, blah, blah, blah.

i_heart_jack's picture

Can't Lisa get her butt to a craft store and buy a couple bunches of silk sunflowers? I'm sure she can afford it more than Michael's fans.

TheStraightMan's picture

I need to set up 'sunflowersformj.com'
All those insane European fans will need a place to buy their fake-ass flowers. For a small (my ass) fee, I will deliver the flowers to his grave from the window of my moving car.

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Submitted by Zambonie: "Here we have a chick who has never wanted for anything or had to do anything in her life
Making idiotic demands for her ex-fake-husband"

Ha ha ha ha! Exactly.

Anyway, this has "PR stunt" written all over it. Makes me want to puke. And who is SHE to say what should be done with his final resting place?

This irks me on so many levels.

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Sunflowers, not pansies? I'm confused.

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Looks David laChapelle inspired MK's photoshopping :D

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"He deserves to be flooded" That could be messy!

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He's dead. How many fucking bouquets of flowers does he need? He was the king of pop, not the Queen of Roses. Lisa...shut the fuck up.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:14am.
He likes sunflowers because it reminds him of a young boys opening anus.

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i'm just kidding, i don't do drugs. i am high on life.

sucky, you have been reported to CHRIS HANSEN.

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Awww, I miss him. I was fortunate enough to experience his brilliance from the start. Nobody like him, period.

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ahahahhahaah sucky!

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Anon, from someone who does drugs, scientology is WAY worse!

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Hi Kids,

Just like drugs, Scientology is bad!!

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