Single White Chicken Cutlet
Break off a bone from a chicken drumstick and sharpen it into a shank, because shit is getting real. This isn't international supermodel Phoebe Price, this is an impostor who goes by the name Maria Kanellis. Maria is a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice, and it looks like she's trying to get a piece of the chicken pot pie. Bitch ain't even a Chicken McNugget, let alone Chicken Cutlets!
Everybody and their butcher knows that Phoebe Price is the only creature with hair like a red fern waterfall who is allowed to put reject craft projects on top of her head! And Maria is doing everything wrong.
You're not supposed to actually read the tabloid, you're supposed to turn to some random page and pose with it! You're not supposed to pay the parking meter, you're supposed to pose in front of it as though it's the Eiffel Tower. Really, Maria!? If you're going to attempt to copy perfection, you have to come harder. Maybe PP will see something in this lost poor thing and take Maria under her freckled wing.
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Sometimes in life, you've just got to go with your gut feeling...
OH HELL TO THE NAWL¡
APOCALYPSE , APOCALYPSE I TELL YA'LL , NO WAY IN HELL THIS SODDING BROAD EVER GONNA COME CLOSE TO THAT WHITE MEAT PERFECTION THAT IS PP , GO HOME AND YER NAME IS MOOOOOORIA THE HELL , NEVER PLUS I BET MY NALGAS THIS BITCH WASN'T BORN SEPT 27 , NO WAY
THAT RED MOP AIN'T HELPING YA HUNNYCHILE ,PP IS A NATURAL , THAT RAT NEST LOOKS LIKE THE CHEAPEST WIG YOU CAN GET AT RICKI'S NEW YORK , PURE NYLON
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IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY CAPS , THEN COVER YER SODDING EYES , FOK
by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
I automatically like this gal because she is picking up her dog's poop. Winner!
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
Cutlets is gonna shank this bitch!
She's at least 20 years younger and 100 times prettier, lol.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
MS! does the carpet match the curtains though that is the big question!!!?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Redheads rule!
*shakes her own newly-acquired ginge mob*
Submitted by WindSwept on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 10:50am.
Am I the only person who saw her on Outback Jack???
*shame face*
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Cripes! Outback Jack. I totally remember that goldmine of a show.
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He was hot!
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 10:50am.
Am I the only person who saw her on Outback Jack???
*shame face*
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Cripes! Outback Jack. I totally remember that goldmine of a show. I have no recollection of this woman though. She must have receded to the outer corners of my memory. Oh well.
Anwyay, I just looked up that show for old times sake and the guy is still with the girl he chose on the show. How 'bout that. They got married with kids and all that shizz.
Wow - she could totally trick a bitch at that angle!
O shit - that ain't Phoebe?!? Weird!
♥ Threadkilla!
Sing Tok, The truth about Ke$ha:
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Don't know/care who she is,
but she's a real cunt on the Apprentice.
Who is this??? Never seen her in my life.
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Douchechill!
I would define her tastes as "too much"
In the last episode Sharon Osborne said she had "truck stop taste," in a very nonchalant fashion. I loved it, perfect description. It's like she wants to be a real-life Bratz doll with her exaggerated clothing and hair.
Am I the only person who saw her on Outback Jack???
*shame face*
She doesn't hold a candle to Pheobe.
The way Cutlets smiles at the camera, puts change in parking meters...its just so much better than this ho.
She looks like a cross between Chicken Cutlets and Tila Tequila....it's eerie!!!
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We smoke while we flip the bird.
Anyone else see the resemblance between Faux Cutlet and the Curious Case?
OMG look at the hot slut in thumb three playing with the pooch
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
This person is way better looking than PP.
JACK, WHO WOULDN'T YOU HIT!
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!?!?!?!?
FUCK! That's it, thank you. I watch Celebrity Ap every week and I couldn't figure out who this road reminded me of. Now it all makes sense!!
But where is her southern belle momma?
why so cheerful, Oscar?
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Hurrumph! Miss Phoebe is a delicate chick in frilly summer dresses. That beast is Foghorn Leghorn. (Google it, chunky!)
What's up with the chain?
Is it attached to her wallet?
was gonna say this is Jack's Celeb Apprentice GF but I see he beat me to it
;P
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Phoebe needs to get her ginge ass over here and defend her irrelevant fame territory!
There's a new chicken in town and her name is Maria. Hold on to your inanimate objects!!
Fail
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/13/2010 - 9:56am.
I would SO hit that... you know she has a firey cave of wonders....
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Raul bets it is still pretty tight since it's only been hit by a few tiny steroid 'rassler dicks. *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
Is it wrong that I LOLed?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
She got the boot from the WWE and her clock is at 14:59. *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
Is that a tiny dog or a rat with a fluffy tail?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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She's obviously trying to knock off Phoebe's eccentric matchy-matchy style, but it's not working. Phoebe would NEVER wear a character on her clothing. Not even Hello Kitty.
Also, she is not wooing the camera the way Phoebe does.
FAIL FAIL FAIL.
I would SO hit that... you know she has a firey cave of wonders....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
OH NO SHE DI'INT!
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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"
Blasphemy. Bitch needs to fuck right off.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Oscar the Grouch shirt. How dreadful.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
In the 7th thumb she looks like BloHan before she died.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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