So for the next few days I'll be filling my body with the sweet nectar from a foreign land and charbroiling my nalgas in more ways than one. Because of this, posting will be lighter than usual. The hotel swears on a pair of lucite heels (yes, I sent them a pair of lucite heels and made them swear on them) that their wifi is fast so I'll still be posting ginges and chichis every day. Things will go back to normal on Monday.
For now I leave your asses with the video above featuring the world's worst wedding DJ. Well, some call him the worst, but I call him the fucking best! What other DJ will give you Phil Collins AND a delicately choreographed hand dance. I don't want to give anything away, so I'll just ask you to stick around till after the 0:24 mark.
If we ever have a Dlisted Booze & Bong party we should hire this dude to be our DJ. When he blasts Phil Collins we'll all form a line on the side of the stage. Slap my chichis like a cymbal!
(Thanks to Anna for the clip)