Courtney Love's Chonies Freakout At Heathrow
When Courtney Love isn't spilling her shit all over Twitter, she's spilling her skid mark stained chonies all over the floor at Heathrow Airport. Apparently, Courtney brought her crazy act to Heathrow when she started throw her panties and bras all over the place while repacking her luggage. Even homeless dudes with shopping carts full of used kitty litter and broken Precious Moments figurines think this bitch is crazy. The New York Post's Cindy Adams says:
At Heathrow, heading for here, a total meltdown. Sprawled on the floor, packing and repacking her luggage -- bras and panties under people's feet.And in the crowded hall shrieking . . . shrieking . . . at her assistant: "I told you already to get rid of that f - - - ing Burberry scarf. I'm keeping the Chloe."
Then, eight hours of performance art in first class, which is always enjoyable to make a flight go faster. Again, screaming into coach where her poor harried assistant sat: "Why are you just sitting there? What are you doing about my Kindle? I need a charger cable for my Kindle."
Are we sure Courtney even has an assistant? I would've be surprised if she was yelling at an imaginary assistant while swatting at the bugs in her hair. Those bugs are trying to dig into her brain so that they can eat her thoughts and run back to her enemies. So I totally understand why she would swat at them.
And if Courtney really does have an assistant I hope for his sake he's 90% deaf in both ears and knows someone with unlimited amounts of Morphine. Actually, I think I just described Courtney herself.
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Must confess: she frightens me. I wouldn't want to be ANYWHERE within a mile radius of mad-crazy.
And I mean mad. As in insane.
But.Seriously.Folks was the original commenter regarding her working sporadically. Sorry johnnysgirl.
Johnnysgirl and anyone else who thinks she's not working. Her one song was the most added song on alternative radio, 3/10:
"On April 27, 2010, Nobody's Daughter was released worldwide as a Hole album. Hole now consists of Courtney Love (guitar, vocals), Micko Larkin (guitar), Shawn Dailey (bass guitar), and Stu Fisher (drums, percussion). Some songs from the sessions with Linda Perry and Billy Corgan are on the album, including "Pacific Coast Highway", "Letter to God", "Samantha", and "Never Go Hungry" although they have been re-produced with Micko Larkin.
The first single from Nobody's Daughter is "Skinny Little Bitch", which was the most added song on Alternative rock radio in early March, 2010.[78] Hole performed on The Late Show with David Letterman on April 27, 2010 and Courtney Love was interviewed. Hole will also perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on April 29, 2010, on the outdoor stage."
@ VERN
sorry about your mom too, its never easier no matter how much time passes, you still long for that hug, their smell, their advice, their touch, just hearing their voice. Im glad you had a child and you raised her right, she will take care of you.
Kids today cant wait till their parents die espec. if they are very wealthy. And they cant be bothered taking care of them and having their life interfered with. Good girl you got there.
Courtney is like Heinz ketchup, she comes in 57 varieties of crazy...
70 billion cell phone cameras an no one got this on tape? I need to see the evidence.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 8:53pm
Actually, everything you described there is the new way to kill an inmate on death row.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Y'all just too stupid to understand performance art.
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I'm not saying i had a drug problem
but i didn't have a drug solution turns out.
Based upon my experience reading this post, I feel I'm ready to come out with my exclusive diet plan based on Courtney Love's chonies...
Tempted by that chocolate cake? Take a look a CLOVE's skidmarked Chonies...
Want that decadent lasagna dish? Take a look at CLove's chunky yeast infected period raisined Chonies...
Enjoy the scent of any fattening food...Bury your snoot in a pair of thrice worn, never washed CLove Chonies....
TIME TO STEP ON THE SCALE, DLISTERS...Will the CLove Chonies diet work or not?????? *cut to commercial*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can't stand obnoxious drug addict celebrities browbeating the average working person. And Branson apologized to HER ?? Push the bitch down the luggage shute and let the package handlers kick the crap out of her.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 4:21pm.
Is her assistant being paid in food stamps and crack dust?? And why, pray tell, does someone who works only sporadically and is in touch with reality even less so, in need of an assistant? I would slap a ho slinging drawers in my direction at the airport. I mean, for some shit, decorum goes out the window. It's ho slapping time!! That's a biohazard.
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PAAHAHAHAHAHAH! But.Seriously, your posts always crack me up :D I can't tell you how many times I have felt "It's Ho Slapping Time."
I almost feel like we should have a moment of silence for the poor wretch who has (misguidedly, or out of desperation?) taken the job of Courtney Love's assistant. Can you imagine the suckery? I'll never complain about my job again! (ok, I prob will but you know)
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If you have to preface a statement with "Not to be a total prude, but..." YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.
What the hell does she read on her kindle? I can't think of many books that would be relaxing for a tweaker or that they would have the capability to comprehend in such a 'state'.
Submitted by justice on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 12:58pm.
So many useless people end up with piles of cash in this world it's incredible. She belongs under the bridge with a can of baked beans and a toasting stick.
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Ain't that the truth. The other day my cousin pointed out a homeless dude she went to college with. He has a Master's degree and she says he was brilliant. But ol' Courtney Love is rampaging through Heathrow acting all obnoxious and entitled unchecked. Boo!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Is her assistant being paid in food stamps and crack dust?? And why, pray tell, does someone who works only sporadically and is in touch with reality even less so, in need of an assistant? I would slap a ho slinging drawers in my direction at the airport. I mean, for some shit, decorum goes out the window. It's ho slapping time!! That's a biohazard.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
It's funny how crazy people never figure out it's them and not the rest of the world that has a problem.
I can agree with that. My mom is crazy as hell and acts like everyone else is looney.
Madame Ex,
Sorry about your mum.
Lost mine over 30 years ago. :(
I have one child, told her to push me off a bridge if it's easier. She's so sweet she said:
"Oh mom, I'll push you around."
?????!!!!
"I mean in a wheel chair!" she said.
totally willing to take care of me. I'm pretty lucky!
"Fuck Math, do you want me to suck your cock or what?" Angel_i channeling Porntanna via Brit-Cheese
Love her!!!!!
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 1:52pm.
@ Mr. Mercury & Pamela
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AW you took me out! And I was gonna offer hugs!
A little bit cuz you just gave me a glimpse into my future. I hope I don't feel bad. There's really nothing I can do about it. I do have a sister - but I know how it's gonna go if I'm not around. And I won't be:(
Life is hard - wear a helmet.
(that really is the next thing that sprang to mind after I typed the first)
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@ Mr. Mercury & Pamela
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:35am.
Like I always tell my crazy bitch mother, you know you better cut your bullshit because just remeber whos going to be picking your nursing home!!!!!!
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True talk!!
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I ALWAYS used to do and say this to my mom, she would think I was joking cause she never wanted to be in one of them. She says since I was an only child I "HAD" to take care of her. BULLSHIT!!
Now I feel like shit, cause she died, this month 7 years ago and died in a hospital not even at home. :( :(
And I do truly feel bad for Francis Bean, I think she will go the total opposite road of both parents and prove to the world that it can be done and she will be something of a success. I think she's a beautiful girl.
I can only say one good thing about this fucking LOONEY TOON!! those stockings are adorable she has on.
I would never ever work for someone of her caliber and all while being talked to like a piece of shit. If I was getting paid the big bucks I would take the shit talking but from someone of better class, a better know and famous cunt, but NOT this has been.
Snideychick sez:
The poster child for involuntary commitment.
all i can say is frances didn't ask to be brought into this world,the spawn of two narcissitic, but talented junkies. i hope she can have a happy life and avoid mental illness and/ or drug addiction. if courtney makes it to 50 i will be surprised. i actually like alot of her and hole's music but she is no longer really relevant anymore and i think as a fame junkie above anything else she is going thru major withdrawals.
So many useless people end up with piles of cash in this world it's incredible. She belongs under the bridge with a can of baked beans and a toasting stick.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 12:17pm.
here Pamela : ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SQxEKrPVQ
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LMAO shit maybe the joke is on the rest of us. Maybe the world is her stage. Maybe she is a normal person and she just acts like a jacked up meth head and laughs at all of us behind close doors.
Haha yeah I dont think so either. I could see the crazy in her eyes trying to escape.
i for one am glad c love owns panties and bras...i just hope she wears clean ones....
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here Pamela : ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SQxEKrPVQ
If the story was reported by Cindy Adams, we can be quite sure that the incident never occured.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:35am.
Like I always tell my crazy bitch mother, you know you better cut your bullshit because just remeber whos going to be picking your nursing home!!!!!!
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True talk!!
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Eep!
*hides this post from daughter*
♥ Threadkilla!
Sing Tok, The truth about Ke$ha:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935593
Um, the only kind of assistance Courtney needs is a helping hand into the Crazy Farm Bus.
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A radio station in NYC was doing a contest a few weeks ago where you could win a day of being Courtney Love's "bitch" aka her assistant for a day. I wonder if this poor girl was the "winner".
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Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:35am.
Like I always tell my crazy bitch mother, you know you better cut your bullshit because just remeber whos going to be picking your nursing home!!!!!!
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True talk!!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
A superbly funny story narrated with great verve by MK, but the Crazy Court thing has run its course. There's a rehearsed feel to all that "madness."
Submitted by borg queen on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:30am.
I cant wait for the tell-all book about C-Love that supposedly will have tidbits given to author from Frances Bean.
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Whether Frances spills the beans (*wince*) or not, you know the poor girl has a nightmare for a mother. That tweet the other day from Court was Exhibit Z.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:43am.
Sorry I missed that one! Ill have to look it up!
Natural light is not your friend, Cort, even with Adam Lambert style makeup.
"Even homeless dudes with shopping carts full of used kitty litter and broken Precious Moments figurines think this bitch is crazy."
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Fucken Precious Moments figurines! LMFAO! MK delivers golden nuggets even when on vacay.
And I wish I'd have been there. Not on the flight, you understand, but @ Heathrow, to witness the panty-'n-bra tossing spectacle.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
not suprised when she unravels it's a shit storm... especially with how hard it must have been keeping the lid on crazy ie. her talk show appearances. She was like a volkswagon drivin, cookie baking soccer mom on the View. It was her best acting role. evah!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:35am.
This crazy bitch running from country to country reminds me of my granny, who was so insane whe was shipped from relative to relative in two-week shifts. Finally someone stopped caring and had her sent to an old folks home. Francis Bean will eventually gain control of Courtney and have her committed. She's already stopped caring.
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Like I always tell my crazy bitch mother, you know you better cut your bullshit because just remeber whos going to be picking your nursing home!!!!!!
I'm surprised one of her assistants hasn't whooped HER ass.
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I loves me some Crazy Court! Bitch was one of my dream fucks of the 90's. Soooo hot.
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Submitted by borg queen on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:30am.
I cant wait for the tell-all book about C-Love that supposedly will have tidbits given to author from Frances Bean.
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CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!
What the fuck is she suppose to do about a charger for a kindle in mid flight? That assistant better be getting paid the big bucks thats all I know! Stop the crazy Courtney its old and tired and its not fucking cute anymore!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:31am.
Meth: making people more fun to watch then a couple of drunk monkeys fucking.
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ITA unless they're sitting next to you in a flying metal tube 40,000 feet up over nothing but water. I'm going to Korea in two weeks and am afraid Courtney will be sitting next to me.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Or a jack-knived tractor trailer full of live chickens, of the carnage, oh the hilarity...that my friend is some funny shit...
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thorny - nothing is that funny....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I was dIsgusted to read when she made life miserable for Virgin Atlantic flight attendants and was detained upon arrival over it and it got in the press, the founder of that airline, Branson, actually partied with her and apologized. Why wouldn't
she be aboard screaming and yelling ever since on any airline.
I didn't read the post closedly initially and thought, wow, that's the most coherent Tweet I've ever heard from Courtney.
@Jack...But are they as funny as a drunk monkey trying to fuck a football...?
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