Afternoon Crumbs
Oh, Jakey Gyllenhaal isn't hitting on those girls. He's just swapping beauty secrets with them! And if he's trying to kill those gay rumors with his dance moves, then he's doing an excellent job! - Lainey Gossip
Spencer Pratt's parents got a thorough colonic to expel the big piece of shit from their lives - The Superficial
Ruin your afternoon with some Peaches Geldof side titty - Hollywood Tuna
Technicolor yeast infections coming up! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Meanwhile, Newsweek hasn't stopped fapping for days - Towleroad
The poopiest iPhone app out there - OMG Blog
Seeing this picture of Megan Fox as an old timey wench in Jonah Hex is making me percolate at the thought of all the ridiculousness she's going to spew while promoting this shit - Popoholic
Rest in peace, Law & Order - Celebitchy
Ricky Martin's rumored boyfriend in a hilariously Zoolander-like nekkid photo shoot - Just Jared
ABC has hit the stop button on Flash Forward - ICYDK
Tommy Girl is so modest! You know he's the one who taught Suri how to work it in a pair of heels - Popsugar
Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe?! Was Christina Hendricks' phone busy or some shit? - I'm Not Obsessed
If all celebrities were born into the Kardashian family - Cityrag
LeAnn Rimes is still fucking Eddie Cibrian - Moe Jackson
Silence of the Cacas - Hollywood Rag
All cigarettes smell funny after Wonky McValtrex sucks them - Celebslam
P.S. - Since Dlisted is on vacation mode the Caption This Contest is on hiatus and will come back on Monday. Weeeee!
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I think Christina Hendricks is an okay actress, but she truly has an amazing physique. Naomi Watts and Michelle Williams are both superb actresses, but golly, this is MARILYN we are talking about. Those skinny ass chicks will need to be corseted and padded all to hell.
Re: that Hilton Bird.
Thank goodness one of her eyes is bigger than the other because that way, her big beak is balanced out.
Watching Jake dance is a lot like watching my hot husband dance - you want to look, but you can't because it's embarrassing. *shrug* I just think he has "white man can't dance much" syndrome.
I just caught a clip of Spencer Pratt on "The Hills", and all I have to say is...
Miley Cyrus, apologies to all the shit I gave you. Now I wanna lay the smack down on Spencer. Plus, he's a guy, and I'd never hit a girl.
I was on the fence about Gyllenhaal until I saw him dance...
That is not a straight man's dance.
and YES, so obviously contrived for the camera "he didn't know about"
Puhleez girlfriend!
Oh, and while ABC is at it, please PLEASE make next year the LAST year for Desperate Housewives.
It is time for it to end. Leave those bitches on Wisteria Lane and lets go. *LOL*
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You give him the bed sheet with your period stains on it and send him to sleep in the bath tub!- The Great Michael K, 5/14/2010
Flash Forward was a stupid idea for a series.
A 12-part summer replacement miniseries, yes.
But it didn't have the staying power. Buh-bye!
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You give him the bed sheet with your period stains on it and send him to sleep in the bath tub!- The Great Michael K, 5/14/2010
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Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 2:36pm.
michelle williams plus marylin does not compute , never , ever !
don't it was horrible enough when they tried that girl poppy whatever and she sucked
naomi yeah maybe , christina hendriks HELL YES !
don't even michelle williams , that boiled broccoli could never pull marylin NEVER !!!!!!!!
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Michelle Williams doesn't bother me in any way, but she's just so plain-looking. That's good for most of the earthy roles she's played so far, but she'll need lots of make-up and good lighting to be a bombshell on film.
Christina Hendricks has that amazing full body (she's probably curvier than Marilyn in her prime), but they look nothing at all alike in the face. Christina's face is long and kind of thin, and Marilyn was softer and rounder. In that respect, I think Michelle has more chance of resembling her.
I think Naomi Watts is much more beautiful than Marilyn Monroe (blasphemy, I know...), but blonde hair is about all they have in common. The character from the book her movie is being based on is just a Marilyn-type from what I remember.
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hmm you most likely right , but when i think of MM all it comes to mind are them titties and the blonde mop , sure as hell she was mighty good looking in the face , but if u put xtina hendricks in a blonde wig , she kinda makes it for me , naomi is such a good actress she prolly can play anything she wants , i mean i truly felt she loved that monkey in king kong , so there naomi for the win , but there is something about her teefs that just kinda bother me , meh okay i like her she is a libra and has a hot body , still girlfriend is gonna need a hella padding in the chest area for that role !
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Gyllenhaal seems like a genuinely nice and funny guy. My gaydar stayed silent all through this clip, but what does it matter anyway? And why are all gays (that means you too MK!) so hell-bent on outing people? Sexuality is just a part of a person's personality and it should be only of interest to his or her bed partner(s).
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 10:27pm.
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Rumors about Jakey being gay actually started before Brokeback Mountain came out, thanks to Ted Casablanca who's been hinting at it for years.
Megan is a smart chick and knows that with the advent of hotties such as Christina Hendricks she needs to do something to not look like a complete brainless bimbo.
Lush and voluptuous can be achieved through digital enhancement, so I personally think Naomi would be great as Marilyn.
Lean needs to come out with another collection of bland country-flavored music.
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Obviously that shit was staged, but I also don't think he's gay. Never did.
I still don't get why people say he's gay. Yeah, he played a gay dude in a movie, but doesn't making a big deal of it just discourage straight people from playing gay roles?
That said, he dances like a total dork. At least he looks like he's having fun.
If I were the Prat's mother, I'd have disowned him at fetushood.
Maybe we'll be lucky and Megan has figured out that she's turning people off with her stupid mouth. She hasn't said a thing for weeks.
I love both Michelle and Naomi, but I don't think either of them would work as Marilyn. She was lush and voluptuous and they're NOT.
Who still gives a crap about Leann Gums? I mean, Rimes?
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pshaw just another PR stunt from Jakey's camp. Is this supposed to have been recorded by a stalking fan?
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I'm surprised no one's bitching about Megan Fox. And I don't think she's gonna say anything major, it looks like she's gone through some spiritual enlightenment to the point that she's not wearing make-up that much. Sadly, that may not end well, since everyone jacks off to her every night.
Now who wouldn't want to have Jake flirt with them?
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Jakey Poo is very possibly not gay. He flirted me once when I was a cashier in Whole Foods. But some gay guys flirt for fun, so who knows lol. He's pretty hot in person. Looks tall and manly IRL, which I totally wasn't expecting cus he tends to play wimpy roles so well.
Submitted by athena25 on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 4:37pm.
As a greek girl who has fucked more than her share of gay men, I assure you this guy is straight.
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Please elaborate.. why are these gay men having fuckey times with women lately? Its been happening a lot lately even men who are not in the closet i am confused
Tommy said on Oprah (about Suri):
"She likes to dress herself and wears whatever she wants to wear . . . She wants to wear it, she wears it . . . a girl wants to wear what she wants to wear. I'm not gonna tell her different."
Well, he's just confirming what was obvious to everyone. Suri runs the show... doesn't matter if it's 20 degrees and Suri wants to wear a summer dress.
Never mind Lola - what Suri wants, Suri gets.
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Ricky, what a disappointment. That muchacho looks like an ugly hairy bear.
NOOOOOOoooooo why do they have to cancel L&O????
Jake is a big huge geek.
Wow Jake is corny as hell!
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EW!! I can totally picture being the chick in the chair and Jakey coming over with his garlicy wine breaf, being all skeezy.
Aww, Jake is so sweet and goofy. I would love to hang out with him (but I'm too old and fat LOL)!
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As a greek girl who has fucked more than her share of gay men, I assure you this guy is straight.
MK, I know he sucks, but you should have posted the picture of Redmond O'Neal going to his sober house. You would have had a hot ginge moment.
If Jake is gay, who is/was his boyfriend? Just askin'. Off to drink now, have a good night, Horz.
Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 4:13pm.
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Brilliantly put.
I'm not sure why anybody associated with Glee would perceive themselves to be qualified to speak for the gay community - if such a thing exists.
Glee is a lazy appeal to out-dated stereotypes of gay men. There is nothing inclusive about it, and it lost all claims of holding a pertinent moral message when it ran an hour-long fucking advert for VADGE's greatest hits.
I love how there was no hint of irony about having teenages struggle with their virginity when you have the oldest leg spreader in the buisiness banging over the images.
Are we really supposed to think that there is any redeeming value to a programme who has the exact same token fucking gay that every other TV show has had since the 70s?
Some limp-wristed, sexless, Vadge-loving, Beocunt impersonating gayface?
THIS IS INCLUSIVE AND PROGRESSIVE?!
Still, I guess you can't expect much. THey also have the token 'big black gurl' who belts out the gospel note at the end of the big numbers.
I wish that they'd just plug up the oil tanker with the cast and crew of that shitfest.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Ramin Setoodeh isn't very bright and unfortunately he ended up basically saying that once you know that an actor is gay, it is hard to suspend one's disbelief and buy their "straight" performance.
The only problem I had with that is that with that line of reasoning, and knowing we've had famously in-the-closet gay actors in Hollywood past who did play leading men convincingly, is that Ramin Setoodeh therefore must think its preferable that gay actors remain in the closet. Which doesn't sound like it should be right.
Can we please quit wasting our lives trying to decide who would be the best ho to play Marilyn? FUCK! I'm so sick of hearing about poor lil Norma Jean's scrags-to-bitches story.
Do a biopic on somebody else for cripes sake. Edith Head maybe.
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I'm glad they shot this video of Jake cause the way he dances screams straight and seeing him get flirty with those girls shun many speculations that he is gay. He is a dork and that's what makes him cute.
I don't know, Spencer and Heidi's behavior is seeming more like that of people doing a lot of drugs. The magic rocks, staying-in and never leaving, Heidi not talking to her mom anymore cause her mom disapproved of her plastic surgery then calling the cops on her. Sounds like drugs to me.
Ricky Martin's bf is hot with a fuckable body but his face doesn't do it for me. meh
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Who the fuck does Glee creator Ryan Murphy think he is? I had no idea he was the next Harvey Milk. Ryan Murphy nor Ramin Setoodeh speak for the gay community. I get what Ryan Murphy is trying to say but not all gay actors can pull off being straight. Ramin's point of view did have some merit to it. There are indeed gay actors that can portray a straight man but not all. What the fuck. This has been blown way out of proportion, over one critic's point of view.
This is probably the best thing that could of happened to Newsweek cause now they sells will be up. They should thank Ramin.
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Jake is awkward and therefore totally cute to me.
I can't deal with the smooth movers.
I agree with MK. Put a blonde wig on Christina Hendricks and let her do the damn thing. She's already got the body and that's half the battle.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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LeAnn lost so many fans over her bullshit. Most married women hate her ass.
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One more season and L&O would have made it as the longest running TV show, EVAH!
they should have canceled law and order after jerry orbach died and jess l martain left.
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FUCK!!!! why are they cancelling Law and Order!!!!!!
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Not to bag on Michelle Williams, or Naomi, but Marilyn wasn't a skinny, no tittayed woman.
Submitted by borg queen on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 3:11pm.
Why dont we caption this video? Its just beggin for it.
Brilliant idea, borg queen! here's mine:
Brokeback Moscow.
I can't see Naomi or Michelle playing Marilyn Monroe...I think Reese Witherspoon could though
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 2:36pm.
michelle williams plus marylin does not compute , never , ever !
don't it was horrible enough when they tried that girl poppy whatever and she sucked
naomi yeah maybe , christina hendriks HELL YES !
don't even michelle williams , that boiled broccoli could never pull marylin NEVER !!!!!!!!
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Michelle Williams doesn't bother me in any way, but she's just so plain-looking. That's good for most of the earthy roles she's played so far, but she'll need lots of make-up and good lighting to be a bombshell on film.
Christina Hendricks has that amazing full body (she's probably curvier than Marilyn in her prime), but they look nothing at all alike in the face. Christina's face is long and kind of thin, and Marilyn was softer and rounder. In that respect, I think Michelle has more chance of resembling her.
I think Naomi Watts is much more beautiful than Marilyn Monroe (blasphemy, I know...), but blonde hair is about all they have in common. The character from the book her movie is being based on is just a Marilyn-type from what I remember.
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 2:32pm.
No fair putting Caption This on hold until Monday. I was gettin close to a winner, I could feel it. MK done messed up my rhythmn.
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Why dont we caption this video? Its just beggin for it.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
L&O...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Gyllenhaal looks like a fish out of water.
I have a friend whose first grader wears 'Suri heels' to school, actually a few of the girls wear them, she is quite the trend setter.
When one of my gays is the only one "in house" with a bunch of fish they've been known to get liquored up and flirty like old Jakey was in the vid so he's still suspect in my book. Speidi are such famewhores that I'm not entirely convinced that they aren't playing up the recently revealed "paranoid/addict" behavior in order to get booked on a Dr. Drew show so they can extend their 15 minutes. Dr. Drew and The Rehab Crew allegedly offered Lohan six-figures to sign-up, can't imagine Speidi wouldn't see that kind of exposure and paycheck as a win/win.
michelle williams plus marylin does not compute , never , ever !
don't it was horrible enough when they tried that girl poppy whatever and she sucked
naomi yeah maybe , christina hendriks HELL YES !
don't even michelle williams , that boiled broccoli could never pull marylin NEVER !!!!!!!!
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Gyllenhaaaaaal proves his straightness by releasing a video of him hitting on women.
No fair putting Caption This on hold until Monday. I was gettin close to a winner, I could feel it. MK done messed up my rhythmn.
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