No Duh News: Woody Allen Supports Roman Polanski
Woody Allen thinks that we should open the door to Roman Polanski's fancy Swiss chalet/prison and let him roam free, because he has "paid his dues" already. This is too easy. It's like taking ludes from a child rapist. The hos over at The Onion must be writing Woody Allen's words for him.
While promoting his movie at Cannes, Woody says that Roman has already been "embarrassed by the whole thing" and "has suffered" enough. Woody went on to say that Roman is "an artist and is a nice person" who "did something wrong and he paid for it."
Roman quickly issued this response, "Woody, you're not helping."
Who's going to issue another endorsement? The Catholic Church?! This is as if Pete Doherty vouched for Lindsay Lohan's sobriety. Or if Vanilla Gorilla testified in a court that Tiger Woods is not a massive slut. Or if Jocelyn Wildenstein came out and said that Heidi Montag is a natural flower who doesn't need to be banned from every plastic surgeon's scalpel. I mean...
Woody just needs to drop the shovel, put his head back in his shell and let others do the grave digging for Roman...
Here's the turtled one with Lucy Punch, Naomi Watts, Gemma Jones, Josh Brolin and Soon-Yi at the Cannes premiere of You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger the other day.