Monday, May 17th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Newest It Couple
Below is a little video of the most famous woman in the world Betty White going wild with Tracy Morgan during a cover photo shoot for New York Magazine. Tops came off, hands when on nipples and somebody is going to end up pregnant. Seriously, Tracy Morgan could impregnate a urinal cake just by flashing it, so that rumbling in Betty's stomach might not be from the Dulcolax she ate earlier in the day.
When Betty touched Tracy's bare skin, her ovaries jumped up, shook the dust off their backs and went to work. Betty better mix a morning-after pill into her Ensure, because she doesn't want one of those babies ruining her bikini body or effing with her career.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 1:40pm.
Why is Tracy Morgan famous? He isn't funny, he's an asshole and a drunk
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Aren't most of Hollywood assholes and drunks?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I know you're gone, but HI LIL RAS!
God, I haven't talked to you in forever.
Hope you are well, and congrats on the new attorney in the family!
I'm from NYC, what firm is he with?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
SUCKY!!!! YOU FREAKING LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sterilizes needle*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
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@ Eileenie
Eileenie, I'll join any team you're on, but not TEAM ANAL, hahahaha!
@ Sucky&Fucky
Let me kiss your bobo and make it all better!
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 9:12pm.
What? Suck&Fuck has an anal fistula???
What the hell is anal fistula? A fist in the anus?
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LITTLE RAS YOU SWEETHEART
I do not have an anal fistula
just a sore spot on my ass that's probably foliculitis, I've had it before, its like a juicy ass zit, its nothing I was just playing that shit up for OP earlier.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
RASC! Team Anal....ok, I cannot complete that sentence!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
What? Suck&Fuck has an anal fistula???
What the hell is anal fistula? A fist in the anus?
LOL, LD! TEAM MIRACLES!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
I can't stay long, I have to go home....bye bye
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29G7LsjlsWs&feature=related
This is funny too
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
You may find a miracle up there
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEn2n3oS0o
I think Tracy Morgan is hysterical. Here he is on Jimmy Kimmel
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
LD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bend over so I can stick my nose up your ass!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
HORRRZZZZZ!
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr. Suess
That fool needs to put a shirt on, dang
Yeah! Good luck!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Ok, I'm out. Gotta jet to Big D's baseball game as I am assisting in coaching today!
On the weekends, my whole fucking subdivision is loaded with those assholes...in the street, not on the sidewalk. They piss me off to no end.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Leenie - I am going to go out of my way to avoid the route those assholes will be riding.
Uniballer...LMFAO!!!
M.E., stand down wind of him. His sperm is mighty powerful!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
OH SHIT, the UNIBALLER is in TOWN
Lance Armstrong and his one working nut!!! It a bicycle tour through California. Stage three is tomorrow, through here and those fuckers piss me off fafa on my way to work!
oh hell! don't do that!
what's AMGEN
LEMME JUST SAY I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE STUPID AMGEN TOUR COMING THROUGH HERE TOMORROW!!
*angry face*
Imma tell your daddy to come visit again!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
I'm in Vinings. I live up on Overlook Mountain, so came stalk my ass. But if you were out in the Highlands and you saw me this weekend, NO that was NOT me peeing in between the parked cars...
Cakey, you are in the Highlands, right?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
it was pretty good, M.E., brunching and lunching and took the dog out on a bunch of walks.
oh shit, banned camp let out early this summer.
What's good Lutrele? You get a name change?
Cakey - yep, busy but good weekend. You?
What up, bitches?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
What up, bitches?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
M.E. aw hell, that video just never gets old!!!
you haz good weekend?
WHAT'S GOOD?
CAKEY! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
FUCK!
*dies*
*wanders into thread chasing after JOBY*
TODAY IMA SHOW YALL HOW THIS DAWG HE MINDS SO GOOD....
DONT GO IN THAT DAMN WATER BOI...
IM OVER HERE BOI...YOU GONNA GIT WET...
NAW SHIT DAWG
I AINT TAKING THAT OLE SHITTY DOG HOME WITH ME
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:40pm.
*taps monitor*
HELLO?
*looks at clock*
Yep....dead time.
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sorry M.E. I am ignoring people of the fat variety today
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*stops sucking Sucky's peen*
Well, fuck you then.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:40pm.
*taps monitor*
HELLO?
*looks at clock*
Yep....dead time.
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sorry M.E. I am ignoring people of the fat variety today
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*taps monitor*
HELLO?
*looks at clock*
Yep....dead time.
JAZZFISH
That video was funny shit
i like when dumb peckerheads go at it
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:30pm.
Morb, I saw that alt shit.
Dumb bitch just can't fucking stop can she? UGH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ugh and then some.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
Morb, I saw that alt shit.
Dumb bitch just can't fucking stop can she? UGH!
@ M.E. - I was in the powder room but the alt talk... ugh. And the puter disease is nassy, no?
First time I saw it, I thought the decedent had been burned on his butt. It must have been horribly painful. Some of the lesions were still full of puss and stuff.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:11pm.
Sandbitch on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:09pm.
You're a disgusting pack of slores. That's all.
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I found my new sigi!
---It's the truth...
Jazzy - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Best fight video ever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm9APLkGy7M