Presenting Miss USA Forever (In My Head)
Johnny Weir was a judge at last night's Miss Purdy Face 2010 when he really should've been on the stage demonstrating to those simple queens what the true definition of high glamour is. BOW DOWN. Johnny doesn't need to strut around in a two-piece to show America that he has natural grace running through the veins in his toes all the way up to the highest point on his follicles. All he has to do is show up in a bolero made of Muppet orgasms.
Actually, Johnny didn't show up wearing that jacket. The other queens found his beauty so inexcusable that when he was gliding across the hallways past them, they ripped the feathers from their evening gowns and threw that shit at him. The feathers clung to Johnny creating the glamorous spectacle you see before you. Those queens tried to dim Johnny's gorgeousness, but they only enhanced it. Johnny wears their hate and jealousy well.
Unfortunately, Johnny wasn't crowned Miss USA last night. Miss Michigan Rima Fakih was. Rima is either the first or the second Arab-American woman to ever be crowned Miss USA.
It wouldn't be a Miss USA pageant without someone screaming "ESCANDALO!" Although, this is about as scandalous as another ho dropping out of Tiger Woods' ass crack. Mojo in the Morning posted a few pictures of Rima wearing more than she did during last night's swimsuit competition while riding a stripper pole during a contest in 2007. The toddler who won Little Miss Miss 2010 probably has more scandalous pictures out there.
And since Rima tripped on her gown and referred to birth control as a "controlled substance," some crazy bitches are saying she only won because of political correctness. Some conservatives also used the "affirmative action" phrase. Jezebel has a complete run down if you want to get into that.
But seriously, why are people freaking out over a competition where the winner receives a year-supply of Nina Shoes. I mean, NINA SHOES! If Nina Shoes is involved, it's not that serious. Chinese Laundry on the other hand.....
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I love Johnny Weir sooooooooo much.
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Miss Alabama should have owned this bitch!!!!
I didnt understand Johnny Weir at first but I like him. Comparing him to Bobby Trendy is an insult. At least Johnny Weir has some talent; Bobby Trendy is a waste of space. Johnny Weir is unapologetically himself.
As for the Miss America, puh-leeze, they need some sort of scandal so people can pay attention. Last yr they had that Piggez Hilton causing a shit storm and now they picked an Arab to win (which I do like) but can totally see thru. She better watch her back though that no more revealing pics like that come out. A woman acting like that in her culture is unacceptable. Good luck to her and hopes she makes it thru her entire tenure as Ms. America.
SO SAY WE ALL!!!
All I gotta say is that if birth control is a controlled substance, then all of us sluts are going to jail.
And the OTHERS?
Maybe not to jail, but to the welfare office, knocked up!
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Is she even a citizen? I know she wasn't born here.
Are you sure this was "Miss America" and not "Miss Dumbface"? Bitch looks so stupid!
Johnny, on the other hand, divine as always.
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sick that's a jelly that needs to stay away from sammiches!
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"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
Submitted by harlow on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 10:04pm.
ew..RedVelvetCake with that kind of chick i would say the person doing the fingering..don't be surprised if you wake up with sores on your finger
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Ewwww-lol! What must it be like sometime later after that has happened and the fingering person goes to eat a sandwich? I hope those ppl use a nail brush when they wash their hands.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 6:03pm.
@madcatter
WERD. And well said. I have never been a prude but behavior like that screams "LOW SELF-ESTEEM" rather than "ISN'T THIS FUN AND EVERYONE ELSE IZ UGLY OLD JELLUS HATERZ!"
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Cosign! And who's benefitting by girls acting out? That's riiiight - the BOYS! Girls are slutting and whoring themselves out only to attract the attention of guys. It can't feel good to wake up in the morning remembering (hopefully) that you made out with your friends and you still didn't get laid by a GUY. Or you DID and you're doing the Walk of Shame. Great. SLUT NATION.
ew..RedVelvetCake with that kind of chick i would say the person doing the fingering..don't be surprised if you wake up with sores on your finger
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"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
If you finger someone, are YOU the defiled or is the person being fingered the one being defiled?
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by ewe on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:22pm.
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I dance with my friends and do the booty pop on the dance floor with my friends when I go out, but i'm not a whore. I do it because i'm pretty and young and have energy and like the attention and it's just plain fun. I think a lot of people come to a point in their life when they become resentful because they aren't pretty young and fun and begin to belittle the actions of the youth.
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I'm pretty and young and not a whore, and I still think it's fucking retarded to go out to a club and act like a slut, popping your tits and ass everywhere for the benefit of oxygen-sucking douchebags. Call me crazy, but I just don't want or crave attention from the kind of guys that go clubbing and drool over club whores. Yeah it's fun to go out and get shit-faced plastered with friends and dance and have a good time, flirt, etc. but I don't need to act overtly sexual for frat boys to have fun/get attention/feel validated/feel sexy, and yeah, I look down upon it. That shit is for 15 year olds with no self-esteem. I'm in my early 20s and I already feel too mature for that shit.
And BTW I'm not talking about dancing sexy or whatever, I'm talking about humping on a stripper pole, making out with all your girlfriends, flashing titties, the gross over-the-top attention whore shit.
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exactly... I use to be a dancer so i got paid to do that dumb shit but I would see fellow dancers going out and doing the same thing for free at clubs just because they had low esteem and always needed to be the look at me look at me i need to be validated that i'm cute by how many guys can look my way kind of chicks...what they don't realize is they're looking and thinking ha..that dumb bimbo i bet i can finger her in the bathroom if i tell her how "beautiful" she is. Point is when you go out and and try to be a faux lesbian stripper you ALWAYS look dumb..think tila tequila status..we're laughing AT you not with you dears.
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"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
Weir is a combo of SJP and Pee-Wee Herman....not sure if this was his intent.
And...this lil' cream puff looks like a pre-pubescent Marilyn Manson SANS FARDS....and that's not a good thing...
NITE SKANKS!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 8:46pm.
Speaking of trannies, I would also like them to make under Lil Kim and Wendy Williams.
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Oooh, we have a FRUMP/HAUSFRAU/SOCCER MOM Revenge show...Yes, they makeover a Glamazon to be FRUMPALICIOUS then drop them at some lame ass church picnic or GoofyGolf...and...YAWN...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....*snore*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Speaking of trannies, I would also like them to make under Lil Kim and Wendy Williams.
Johnny Weir makes me want to vomit, over and over again.
All these ridiculous acting fools are getting on my nerves.
He is UGGGGLY and makeup can't fix that mess
Submitted by OHPLEAZ on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 7:12pm.
Is she seriously 24? I am 24 and I don't look that old, she looks like she's 32.
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Old or young, she's definitely far more beautiful than most. If you think she looks older, it probably has something to do with the gallons of makeup they make them wear and the hairstyles and lighting..
...the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he looks when I walk by...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 7:40pm.
Ok, I'm seeing a reality show where Bobby Trendy and this fagalicious inchworm on ice give MAKEOVERS to soccer moms, librians, etc...THEN (as a surprse) throw them into various awkward social situations with their new look and let them swim or sink as we watch on...(in horror...or delight...or horrific delight)....
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I would watch this if they made over Kate Gosselin.
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And Anne Coulter? Got you hooked right? I mean a couple of queens making over a closeted Tranny...then, I don't know...throwing her in the middle of a 'block party' in the 'hood...would be fun...(especially if that racist hermie whore were wearing a 'hood' *wink, wink*)...I know how to make good tv...Next...Patricia Heaton...Heidi Montag and that self righteous Christian bitch Donna Rice...Ooh, and isn't Kathy Ireland a Jesus Freak now?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 7:40pm.
Ok, I'm seeing a reality show where Bobby Trendy and this fagalicious inchworm on ice give MAKEOVERS to soccer moms, librians, etc...THEN (as a surprse) throw them into various awkward social situations with their new look and let them swim or sink as we watch on...(in horror...or delight...or horrific delight)....
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I would watch this if they made over Kate Gosselin.
Anyone else think there was about to be a lesbo moment in the next to last thumbnail?
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Ok, I'm seeing a reality show where Bobby Trendy and this fagalicious inchworm on ice give MAKEOVERS to soccer moms, librians, etc...THEN (as a surprse) throw them into various awkward social situations with their new look and let them swim or sink as we watch on...(in horror...or delight...or horrific delight)....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She favors Roselyn Sanchez and was far hotter than the rest of the stepford clones on stage last night.
Anyone else remember that Shanna Moakler was also crowned Miss USA? Yeah, Rima's definitely an upgrade looks wise.
him and Michael K make a cute couple
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i want to see him and bobby trendy as a couple
Golleee...didn't know them Moooslm girls got bellybuttons!!! Ayatollah see this? Hang on to ya' fatwas!
Is she seriously 24? I am 24 and I don't look that old, she looks like she's 32.
I thought it was Bobby Trendy, too.
that's miss USA? she looks really... arab.
1) She's a beautiful Lebanese-Muslim.
2) She wasn't on the pole naked. Believe it or not, working the pole at home is an awesome exercise (so don't hate the pole because of your ignorance and bullshit towards strippers).
3) Her working any type of pole publicly is SHOCKING because she's Muslim.
4) WTF was that mess about birth control? The more BC the merrier NJ would be!
5) To one poster below saying he/she doesn't care which "country" won -- ummm, this was Miss America, not Miss Universe. The States were competing and they're not countries.
6) Anybody calling her fat is as thin as the pole her ass was on.
That would be all.
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Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Precious] Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
note to johnny weir: we already have one bobby trendy, we don't need another one. .
I wonder why Johnny thought a bathroom throw rug would make a good bolero??? Just a thought,,,,Love Blanche Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Such an understated outfit.
If one were Fozzie Bear.
Excuse me while I smack myself in the head repeatedly. Birth control is a controlled substance????? Yeah, that's exactly what the teenage girls of this country & their rising pregnancy rate need to hear. There are 10 years between me and my younger sister and I will never understand her attitude towards birth control. She refuses to use any form of it, claiming it's "drugs", meanwhile she takes OTC meds and prescription meds for other issues. When I was her age, I was hauling my ass to the Planned Parenthood behind my parents' backs to get the pill. Mom offered to pay for and pick up any form of BC she wants ( with a doctor's prescription of course), and she still won't take it.
Sorry for the rant LOL
I watched this moronfest when the winner called birth control a "controlled substance" and I thought I would never hear anything as fucking stupid ever again...until she won, and requested a pizza for her fat ass. I cant wait for this bitch to mix her birth control with her X or methamphetamine since they are all controlled.
@madcatter
WERD. And well said. I have never been a prude but behavior like that screams "LOW SELF-ESTEEM" rather than "ISN'T THIS FUN AND EVERYONE ELSE IZ UGLY OLD JELLUS HATERZ!"
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Love him!
I need to know what brand/color lip stain he's wearing....
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Average looking for a Miss America.
Give me that Jesus loving, masturbating slut any day.
She looks like Kim Kardashian if had a booty shrink ray gun and sounds about as stupid.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by ewe on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:22pm.
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I dance with my friends and do the booty pop on the dance floor with my friends when I go out, but i'm not a whore. I do it because i'm pretty and young and have energy and like the attention and it's just plain fun. I think a lot of people come to a point in their life when they become resentful because they aren't pretty young and fun and begin to belittle the actions of the youth.
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I'm pretty and young and not a whore, and I still think it's fucking retarded to go out to a club and act like a slut, popping your tits and ass everywhere for the benefit of oxygen-sucking douchebags. Call me crazy, but I just don't want or crave attention from the kind of guys that go clubbing and drool over club whores. Yeah it's fun to go out and get shit-faced plastered with friends and dance and have a good time, flirt, etc. but I don't need to act overtly sexual for frat boys to have fun/get attention/feel validated/feel sexy, and yeah, I look down upon it. That shit is for 15 year olds with no self-esteem. I'm in my early 20s and I already feel too mature for that shit.
And BTW I'm not talking about dancing sexy or whatever, I'm talking about humping on a stripper pole, making out with all your girlfriends, flashing titties, the gross over-the-top attention whore shit.
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Oh and Johnny's mad again 'cause he didn't win first prize. Again. Always a bridesmaid, Johnny.
those feathers are so already done by evan @ the olympics...tho the colors are a nice choice. lol.
anyhoo...hope miss usa never tweaks her face with any plastic surgery. she's so pretty.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:55pm.
and I would RAIL Miss USA, fukken hot.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
so glad to see the brows.
mk you posted 2 non-brows stories today & i was just beside myself!
gotta have brows, thick or thin they must represent!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 4:46pm.
and I would RAIL Miss USA, fukken hot.
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Aw man! Johnny didn't win?! FAIL!
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