Monday, May 17th 2010
Quote Of The Day: Jada & Will Are Still Boning Like Crazy
Jada Pinkett Smith is still going on about how her vagina is going to fall off and raise a white flag because Will is humping on it so much. All together now: roll those eyes to the left.
When Oprah asked Jada how they keep the tingles coming after more than 12 years of marriage, she said, "We don't have sex with each other. That's how." No, she really said:
"Keep it spontaneous. I surprise him. He's a thinker. He's always thinking. I just, I always surprise him…Now I don't know if you want to get in on how I surprise him… During the day I might send a sexy picture of some sort…If he's on set with me, we might take a break."
The "some sort" means "a 9-inch dick." That's very sweet of Jada. It's also sweet when she surprises Will with a strap-on in her boxer briefs. You know Gayle King was backstage throwing Oprah a "bitch, take notes" side-eye.
via E! Online
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Confucius says: "Those who talk a big game, usually don't actually play".
Jada, Imma go ahead and file this info under "Shit I did not need to know".
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Why do they talk about their sex life so much? It reminds me of guys who brag how good they are in bed and of course they suck
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Of course they have great sex lives...they're swingers. I think they admire each other and raise their kids well, but they have an open marriage while they're at it. Wasn't it on here that someone commented that they or a friend went to one of their swinger parties?
*PS - I would watch Judge Judy over Oprah in a heartbeat these days
I bet these two have not boned in years.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 11:02am.
I never got a gay vibe from Will in his younger years,
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Guess you never watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
He and Carlton were gayer than Tommy Girl wearing pink and in all fours at the White Party. It was so obvious that it totally shocked the industry when he was able to crossover to action films. These days he disguises his gayness better actually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QygiW1yGkOU&feature=related
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I can't even see these two in the same bedroom let alone same bed.
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Sandbitch on 05/17/2010 - 4:09pm.
You're a disgusting pack of slores. That's all.
Any time any couple, celebrity or regular-folk, talk about how great their sex life is, it just means they're lying. Their sex life stinks, plain and simple, and they're on the defensive trying to convince everyone, including themselves, that it's not. Same goes for those bitches who act like pregnancy/birthing and motherhood is a breeze.
If I was the flamingist diesel dyke in the known world. I wouldn't even turn off NASCAR and get up off of my laz-e-boy to strap it on for her (him either.)They're just too whitebread.
They are lying liars. Oh and they are ghey, BOFE of them.
That is all.
She looks like a botched Mme. Tussaud's version of Eartha Kitt.
That pic is so telling! Look at her body language-- she has her lips tightly closed with her body leaning backwards, AWAY from him. He, obviously, is the better actor here like he actually wants to kiss her manly face. Oops, my bad--maybe that IS the reason why he wants to kiss her!
They are a good looking couple, and I like how you don't see them out and about every day in the press at the Ivy or shopping in LA every day. About seven years ago, my best friend and her family met Will and they said he was very nice guy!
I never got a gay vibe from Will in his younger years, but the longer he's married to this lesbian, the more I think he's gay, too.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 8:07am.
And I can't figure out the nature of her deal with Alexandra (oh excuse me, ALI) Wentworth, either. But that's another story.
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Help me out. What does Dr. Goode do with Oprah?
Why does Oprah give these CO$ loonies so much airtime? First Tommy Girl, now these two. Oh, and then there is her fawning over Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.
Miss Thing has been in a foul mood ever since she didn't get the part of Queen Latifah's lover in _Set It Off_.
Oprah's a megalomaniac with an insatiable craving for money and influence;will she ever have enough?
LOL K.D.
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That is a good question to ask them because I think they are the FRIST EVER couple to be married for 12 years. OMG that is so long, how did they do it? I hate when they ask stupid questions. Cue Christian Bale: OHHHH. GOOOOD FOR YOOOU.
Man, did anyone see the Big O's face? She could not be more bored. She did not even look interested in this crap. She does not even try anymore.
These 2 are just so gay. Will is getting more fruity mannered as time goes by. I expect to see him in a caftan soon and Jada on a Harley.
Jada & Will Are Still Boning Like Crazy... with their respective lover of the same sex.
Their family is like a business...they even said it. And Oprah goes...."I get it!" Pleeeeeeze.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/17/2010 - 10:32pm.
ahahahahahhahaha
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
SHUT THE HELL UP FREAKS
JIG IS UP
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Jada looks like one of the snottiest bitches ever. She has that Felicia Rashad "I am better than all of you" expression on her face all the time.
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Who else smells the conspiracy with Oprah and the $cientos? They must be paying her shitloads to give them credibility. I don't know the exact nature of their deal, but I smell a rat.
And I can't figure out the nature of her deal with Alexandra (oh excuse me, ALI) Wentworth, either. But that's another story.
ETA: Oh, I see Beaker's Bitch beat me to it. It's mighty suspicious, y'all!
She looks like a scary reptile here...or like Alien....hmmmm....
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WHATEVAH....not buying it
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
The more they talk about it, the less I believe it. STFU, already.
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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"
Lying ass liars.
Oh puhleeze. These two skanks. Isn't there a saying that if you're talking about sex all the time, you're really not gittin' any.
I m sure they re fucking, possibly even each other. But you know she s the one sporting a strap-on and he s loving every second of it.
The only thing i give these two people credit for is The Fresh Prince and the fact that she doesnt have breast-implants. But then again, what man would like to own a pair of those....
Karl: There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
The only thing keeping Jada relevant, is playing the hippo Gloria in Madagascar. But relevancy to tweens, and talking about sex? Will and Jada are both closeted, and use $cientology as a ticket to being a family. HA!
i hate their kid
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The war isn't working.
i hate their kid
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The war isn't working.
they may be boning,.but not each other... gay gay gay
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The war isn't working.
If you have to talk about your sex life ALL the time that means.......... it is not happening!!! Not to mention they are both GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If they want to spice it up they need to call me so I can fuck them both!
Amateurs!
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These two are so unbelievably heterosexual.
she's proof that just because your petite does not make you feminine. she is so butch
Her hair looks gross.
She always looks like the mummy scolding him, even there it looks like 'give mummy a kiss now'
It's pretty silly, all this sneakiness. Clooney, Cruise, Travolta, Smith... not one of them is really credible as straight except in those flyover states the politicians keep talking about. That vast area between the two coasts with wall-to-wall rubes. It's funny, but sad-funny, in 2010. The super-rich closeted, like Oprah, don't help matters, don't enable progress.
These 2 could try a little bit harder.
*barf*
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BAAAAHAHAHAHA! Will is such a thinker. He's constantly thinking "How can I ditch this ho and hook up with a tranny?" DYING when MK said she has to send him pictures of a 9 in dick! I heart you MK.
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Great. They have sex...I can die now!
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Take two extasy and call me in the morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4&feature=related
I always get suspicious when people will grab any excuse to shove their lovelife in everyone's face. Yes, you're a sex kitten, we get it. Now move on, woman. God, I need a second cup of coffee.
Why anyone buys their song and dance is beyond me ... they're actors
During the day I might send a sexy picture of some man I think he should have relations with…If he's on set with me, we might take a break. I'll put on my Justin Timberlake suit and he'll slip into his Jessica Biel outfit. You know, blah, blah and more blah.