Professor Whore Face's Class Is In Session!
Megan Fox is out promoting something or another, and you know what that means?! Tape a dental dam over your ears, put on a sturdy helmet (there will be head knocking) and get yourself a pair of tweezers and a kitten to pluck, because Megan has more profound words of wisdom for you!
Allure Magazine put a dime in Megan's slot and kicked at her knees to get her to work so that they could ask her a few questions. This latest lecture from Megan is a little more personal. It's like On the Road meets a poem about pigeons written by a crackhead on a JcPenney catalog using his own shit. YES!
Megan on being OCD: "This is a sickness, I have an illness. (Ed. note: You can stop right there, Megan. The thought is already complete) Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air."Megan on using restaurant forks: "Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been (Ed note: This is a parody, right?), just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!"
Megan on how she curses a lot during interviews: "I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor. But I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked doing so."
Megan on cooking: "I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating."
Are you still with us? Did you stick your skinniest finger into your ear to poke your brains out? I hope you didn't, because Megan has just begun. Megan is truly the sluttiest philosopher on the stroll, because she makes it oh-so-easy. Megan's thoughts always have their legs wide open waiting for you to insert your jokes. Thank you, Megan!
I mean, the part about the toilet shooting nastiness into the air? How does Megan think the toilet feels? I wonder if Megan has figured out why toilets shut their lids whenever she walks by and refuse to open for her? While she's peeing in the sink, she's probably thinking to herself, "My omni-powerful brain waves knocked the seat down." No, it's the toilet protecting itself from the droplets of diarrhea wafting out of Megan's mouth. Even toilets have their limits.
Here's Megan walking into Harvard University yesterday to address the graduating class of 2010. They are so lucky.
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If this bitch had a braincell it would be fuckin lonely.
She's making that shit up. If she was really a germ-phobe, she'd be scared to eat anything cooked by anyone else unless she could stand right there and watch.
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are we sure she's addressing the graduating class and not just blowing the dean from under the lectern thingy?
"I don't see what the big deal is with the things she is saying. I don't see anything "stupid" about it."
I agree, but these people here bash Howard Stern's wife for a living.
"she's not stumbling out of clubs at 3 in the morning or has mysterious powder falling out of her shoes. you don't really hear too much about her in the tabloid rags. i don't know, she just doesn't bother me all that much."
Me neither.
Submitted by Infamous on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 5:45pm.
shes boning David Silver I cant hate her for that!!
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Ha, I know!
He was such a dork when he was was on 90210. Now that he's all grown up, he's been looking hot. I'd bang him really good!
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shes boning David Silver I cant hate her for that!!
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You know, I like this girl. I think she's refreshingly honest, even if some of the things she says sound stupid.
IF MF hates attention, why is on in magazine articles and covers? She's just a no-good, lying attention slut. Ten years from now she'll look like Meg Ryan!
Megan Fox is a fucking joke as a actress and a human fucking being. BAG must be a fool to tolerate her presence. Get rid of the nag!
Her career will disappear when she gets more silly tattoos, especially if she gets a sleeve.
Brian Austin Green got pretty damn hot.
What the heck is she going to say to a room full of Harvard graduates? Hopefully that is just a joke.
What happened to her hairline?
Soon all that will be left for her is Brazilian Fart Porn.
she fears restaurant germs but she won't cook for herself? i want to know how that works.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
LOL@ at commenters who think she's @ Harvard. I see a palm tree in back of her...she's wearing the glasses so people will take her seriously as a "serious" actress. Not a blow-up sex doll which she actually is...
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
She'd rather starve than cook? LOL...is she just saying anything that comes to her or is she for real? The world will probably never know. Don't worry Megan you'll never be recognized for your talent, just your whoreface!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Nice cover photo. The photoshopping doesn't look overdone somehow.
Wow, could this flakey famewhore be anymore self-absorbed?
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Well, she has nice hair.
Snowy: I think it was some Brazilian pee in the shower day memo thing.
can't really remember.
Coma Caca!
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ha ha Chiri, I remember that who was saying that? Was it MFox?
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I thought we were suppose to pee in showers?!
has the memo changed?! fuck!
MEGAN FOX STFU!!!!!!!!!
Coma Caca!
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Megan Fox is simply an attention slut. She loves to have microphones near her so she can try to pontificate her opinions. Just remember that she's a twat and has not done anything substantial in the entertainment industry. Just how much cosmetic surgery has she had?
She's giving LiLo a run for the money when it comes to insipid philosophy. MF says anything and demands that you believe it. Try apathy toward her instead of trying to comprehend her rants. She's a fool, plain and simple. Look at those stupid tattoos she sports over her body.
Once LiLo overdoses and dies, MF will become the next actress-sage. Don't buy into it. Tase her instead!
Wow. Does she ever say anything that doesn't make me wanna tell her to shut the fuck up? Wow.
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Someone needs to cockslap this trick and we all know just the NCAA basketball team to line up and do it!
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Wasn't she wittering on last year about friends complaining that she'd take a dump in their toilets and not flush?
Clearly she was saving them from the horrid and filthy poopy germs. Clever girl Megan!
sug I want that green apple blo-pop!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Submitted by TarquinFarentino on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:58am.
What exactly did she address to the Harvard graduating class? "If you guys hadn't wasted the best years of your life getting an education, you could have been a famous movie star like me. I realize that for most of you, meeting me here today is the high point of your lives thus far, and you're quite understandably in awe of me. The fact that I'm wearing these glasses makes me look 10 times more intelligent than I actually am."
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Lol. Well done. I imagine after that speech, she either straddled the podium or did her famous ping-pong ball trick.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:48am.
If it weren't for her looks, she wouldn't be getting any roles in Hollywood and would be a bigger laughing stock.
This girl's "get-away-with-shit" card is pretty powerful.
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I think this could be said for most of the little twatmuffins who are famous right now.
Megan is very pretty, but there are also about five other Hollywood teen types I get mixed up with her.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
OCD. Absolutey moronic. Dumbass.
That is all.
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um, i think snowy already addressed this. she's not really giving a speech at Harvard. just MK's love of the absurd.
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What exactly did she address to the Harvard graduating class? "If you guys hadn't wasted the best years of your life getting an education, you could have been a famous movie star like me. I realize that for most of you, meeting me here today is the high point of your lives thus far, and you're quite understandably in awe of me. The fact that I'm wearing these glasses makes me look 10 times more intelligent than I actually am."
She is a prime example of the entertainment industry today. She's pretty, she's hot and she has the personality of a gnat.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:41am.
Pamela: I too, dare to have that dream, also, a seperate tub and shower. Hey, aren't we supposed to do better than our parents?? WHERE'S MY TOILET ROOM!!!!
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Yeah thats right!!! WTF!!!! I want it now dang it!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:46am
If she wanted to be real, she'd turn to porn where she belongs.
(Sorry folks, I'm a real shitty mood this morning)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
If it weren't for her looks, she wouldn't be getting any roles in Hollywood and would be a bigger laughing stock.
This girl's "get-away-with-shit" card is pretty powerful.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
The hate is because she comes off as a pretentious, self absorbed twat. Its so obvious she's trying to craft an anti-Hollywood, I'm so REAL, personna.
I'm just ambivalent about this one. Think she is harmless & kind of nice to look at *shrugs*
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
So does a bidet also spew bacteria even though it doesn't technically flush?
*runs into bathroom with can of Scrubbing Bubbles*
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Submitted by sugar free on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 9:40am.
i don't get the hatred for this girl.
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Personally, I don't hate her as much as I like to make fun of her. She's a vapid cow who thinks that people should take her seriously. She just needs to keep her yap shut and smile for the camera.
i like how she speaks her mind, irrelevant as her thoughts may be. Although that was one of the things i liked about la lohan before..well......everything
PUT THE FUCKING LID DOWN WHEN YOU FLUSH Megan. Then bacteria won't fly everywhere. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out.
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Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Pamela: I too, dare to have that dream, also, a seperate tub and shower. Hey, aren't we supposed to do better than our parents?? WHERE'S MY TOILET ROOM!!!!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
i don't get the hatred for this girl.
i won't say it's jealously because i hate it when people assume that's gotta be the only reason why a female dislikes another female. and i do get that she's not a smart cookie. but in the world of famewhores, i can tolerate her.
she's not stumbling out of clubs at 3 in the morning or has mysterious powder falling out of her shoes. you don't really hear too much about her in the tabloid rags. i don't know, she just doesn't bother me all that much.
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Best thing someone ever came up with was when they built a sepreate little closet for the toilet in the bathroom in your house.
Sniff I dont have one, but my parents do. Some day.... some day!!!
ok I gotta say this but she looks cute here, when not wearing her pancake whoreface on, I would and that's saying a lot cause I'm gayish(most of the times)
The only way that bimb-ho could ever get an invite to Harvard graduation would be if she boinked one of the graduates.
none of her pr people have taught her what is and is not appropriate interview talk yet huh?
She's a numbskull of the highest order. Shut up Megan Fox! Realize that you are not Meryl Streep. Realize that no one actually wants to hear you speak or hear what you have to say. Realize your place in Hollywood. Shut up!
"I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor. But I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked doing so."
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That is it in a nutshell. She's beyond it all and she's been fucked doing so. Doggy style.
I don't see what the big deal is with the things she is saying. I don't see anything "stupid" about it.
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