Wednesday, May 19th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 18th!
Some questioned whether it was a good idea to invite the proctology department to put their float in the parade - P.T.Bull
Runners-up:
Attempting to titty fuck Aretha Franklin may result in loss of wiener - atlantapug
via Eat Liver
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just wanted to say thanks for posting this!! I looooovvved tail o the pup and i'm still sad it's gone... now we're stuck with only pinks. bah humbug. i was just having a conversation with my mom about where the big dog ended up??
congrats you hilarious horz/pimps! this site rocks. long live!
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FCK this all kinds of wwwaaacckkooo
Karma is a Bitch
I'm sorry but I don't think MK reads most of the entries!
I think rather then spend an hour looking for "THE BEST" entries he spends all of 5 minutes scanning for decent entries so he doesn't have to waste his time.
There is probably 30 entries this time that are better than the winner and runner up!
Ha! Funnay! Congrats winners!
(how do I keep skipping over this|?!?)
♥ Threadkilla!
Tupac is ALIIIIIIIIVE! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KvLZ3gdBhw
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
Ahahaha!! Well played sluts!
that hotdog stand is just ridiculous
WTG you guys!
They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love. - The Countess DeLave in "The Women"
Way to go P.T.Bull and atlantapug! Congrats!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Thanks for the props, folks. I wasn't expecting to get the nod on that one.
Its wonderful and amusing the sorts of creative things folks in russia and eastern europe put together.
Congrats P.T.Bull and atlantapug!
Thanx all!
Congrts PTBull, funny shit.
Elmer & Rick were astounded when Kirstie Alley stopped eating mid-way through her #4 with fries, rolled onto her side and started working on #2.
And in another first, Octomom finally got a job!
The paparazzis love Phoebe Price and she loves them!
Seriously, they love her so much she can get away with wearing yellow lip gloss while sticking her tongue out to them.
A-Rod's roided Ball Park Frank n buns
In 'n Out branches into the wiener business. The store design was a no brainer.
When she lost her lighter, Wendy Williams found a new way to heat up her slim jim.
"Fuck Math, do you want me to suck your cock or what?" Angel_i channeling Porntanna via Brit-Cheese
NeNe's nose quit that bitch. The hard way.
"Fuck Math, do you want me to suck your cock or what?" Angel_i channeling Porntanna via Brit-Cheese
Fishy's walk-up Goop stand was a surprising success with the little people.
"Fuck Math, do you want me to suck your cock or what?" Angel_i channeling Porntanna via Brit-Cheese
A COCO sex tape "frame freeze" made into an Atlantic City bulletin board under the guise of Tail Pup Rest-Stop Jersey Shore Family Eatery! DL News at 11.
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Yeap, it puts why J.LO can't sing in perspective.
The World Finally Knows How Many Hot Dogs Fit into Queen Aretha's chi-chis
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/18/2010 - 10:01pm.
I haven't seen anything like this since poo times when the turtle was just sticking it's head out.
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omg lmfao
I haven't seen anything like this since poo times when the turtle was just sticking it's head out.
If Jenna Jameson can mold and sell her no-no parts, is anyone really surprised that this is how Michael K. decided to earn a second income?
Madame Tussaud's lesser known work, "Monica and the Cigar" is doing well out on the road.
Its good to see that Disneyland finally opened up a buddy booth.........
I'd hit it.
Really Heidi!?! More plastic surgery!?!
Coco's foray into the fast food biz...
Wow, who knew that Lindsay follows Terence Howard's advice!
After his wet dream MK went out and bought every pack of Nathan's super jumbo dogs he could find.
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Too late in life I've discovered the formula; Make a fortune, get married, have kids, get divorced, take care of the kids, stay single til you die.
attempting to titty fuckAretha Franklin may result in loss of wiener
When Chace Crawford is asked about his favorite fast food spot, he just throws his head back and laughs.
They're just waiting in line to see bobbi Brown pop THAT doody bubble.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Omar's turtle head soup stand wasn't the bighit he thought it would be.
"Tail of the Pup"? It looks more like a still shot from "Two Girls One Cup".
Long meat, jaundiced taint...must be a scene from the new Pam and Tommy sex tape.
Big Dick & the Boobies.
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"Bieber's crazed fans threatened to shank her with their rattles"
Looks like Coco had to go #1 and 2 all at once.
Jenna Jameson failed to factor in the recurring nightmares she would endure after she decided to embark upon an adult film career...
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Ryan Gaycrest stops by when he wants some meat between his buns.
Proof that Paris wears a thong in the tanning booth.
Yeah Ms. Rinna, you have DSLs. We get it.
Tito Ortiz's lawyers finds an extra long dong for Jenna Jameson's bum for recanting her story.
It was all fun and games until someone tipped the Port-O-San sideways while Aretha was dropping a deuce.
Everything that comes out of Kim K's ass already has a bit of cheese on it.
"Welcome to Tommy Girl's Tavern, where we make the hot dog Scientolohole style."