Amy Wino Has Replaced Blaaaaake With An IV Drip
Amy Wino is back at home this morning. And by "home" I don't mean an ice pop shop, a Capezio, the space under a table at a bar in St. Lucia or the gutter in front of a crack house. No, Wino is back at THE CLINIC! It's Wino's favorite place in the world and she gets to visit often since she regularly trips on the wind during her drunken binges. This time Wino is laid up in a hospital bed because she got the ills after partaking in a booze party for one. Maybe Wino just had bad whiskey? Whenever I'm barfing up my stomach lining after drinking, I always blame it on bad whiskey.
A source tells The Sun, "She's there because she had a load to drink and was really unwell afterwards. Not just sick, really poorly. But as she really likes it in there, she was happy to go in for a few days. She's spending more time in the clinic than anywhere else at the moment."
Who wouldn't love spending time at THE CLINIC? It's just like visiting your memaw, but instead of warm cookies (or microwaved galletas de mantequilla like my abuelita serves), they serve you warm painkillers. And instead of finding a towel rolled into a heart shape in the guest bathroom, you get to piss in a bin. And instead of getting hit with a belt buckle in the hand when you mouth off, you get an injection of Rivotril when you act the fool. So really, THE CLINIC is like heaven wrapped in an itchy sheet that smells like bleach.
Oh, and apparently Wino isn't with Blaaaaaake anymore. But I'm sure as soon as I hit "publish" on this post, there will be some story about how he's back to siphoning morphine out of her IV hole.
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@LouiseBrooks, that is my favorite episode of Intervention to date....my lovely Christie...and her father singing to her in the car was quite sad. But this bitch was the quintessential meth head, garbage head, alcoholic, stripper, escort, the best of the best.....some clips below for some of you unfortunates who may have missed this delicious episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Vn3cmaAnY
*This is the best part, you can hear it in English but it has subtitles, excellent part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AucaqtTcDGs
The bitch is beyond crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake probably is right around the corner of the clinic waiting for her.
Didn't she used to sing or something?
She looks pretty fucked up in that pic.
And while MK, I do agree, a trip to the "Clinic" is very relaxing, meals brought to ya, med brought to ya, maid service daily, sleep all ya want, (except for blood pressure, temp time, at about 7am), but you can go right back to bed.
I disagree with the the Rivotril, that is some bullshit, (well for me anyway, Im hardcore)...that shit doesnt even put my dogs to sleep or calm them down.
Its only Klonopin....Xanax is much, much better.
Capri cigarettes...so elegant!
Charmed, I'm sure, Wino.
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She should be drawn and quartered.
Isn't she dead yet, booze, drug overdose - tits blew off, whatever, she's damn gross.
Submitted by illuminati_puppet on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 10:09am.
Mess with a capital "M" but I love all two of her albums. Here's to the ever slimming chance of a third.
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Agreed.
You know what MIchael, I think Amy needs a trip to an Abuelita....hell...30 days Rehab with a gramma like yours might just scare Amy STRAIGHT.
She'd come out of there looking like a little nun...no eye liner, no beehive, no sores, no crack, no meth, no booze......just scrubbed clean and free of all the bullshit!!!!
I drive past her 'clinic' every day on my way to work. Sometimes I can peek into the rooms....flat screen TV and nice interiors.
Of course she'd love it there!
Is she smoking a Capri cigarette? I smoked those for a minute back in my nicotine using days and found them very irritating because it took a thousand of them to "feed the need". Wino never fails to deliver on the fucking mess front.
Snideychick sez:
Bitch looks all sorts of nasty and she - and Lohan - need to die already.
Hey celebrity dumb fucks your slow motion suicides are NOT entertaining, facinating, nor even interesting!
Amy who?
It is truly astonishing that she's still alive, but her celeb status seems dead on arrival by this point. How many years has it been since her last work reached the public? Maybe she's just doing her own version of "Chinese Democracy" and we all know what a big hit that was. Hahahahaha.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
"But as she really likes it in there, she was happy to go in for a few days. She's spending more time in the clinic than anywhere else at the moment."
Well, that's one of her 99 problems right there. Perhaps someone at the clinic can assign her a social worker so they can begin the process of getting her some real help for her mental issues. You know, they way they do for regular ol' crazy people who turn up at the hospital fiftyleven times a month.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Could this be a ploy to deceive us that she's going to the clinic for liquor instead of another substance? Poor Amy.
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Whenever I'm barfing up my stomach lining after drinking, I always blame it on bad whiskey.
^^^for me, it's one too many screwdrivers.
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Poor, poor Amy! She needs BLLLLLLAAAAKKKKKE to complete her!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
But as she really likes it in there, she was happy to go in for a few days. She's spending more time in the clinic than anywhere else at the moment."
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OMG somebody needs to tell her that place is not St. Lucia.
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Ugh! Celebs kill me sometimes. Can't do it like regular people, can they? You drink too much, you boot and then you go to bed. That is how it's done. You don't head off the "the clinic" every time you have had a few too many. For fuck sake!
Mess with a capital "M" but I love all two of her albums. Here's to the ever slimming chance of a third.
Raul's plan to sell Black Market Organs on the Interwebs is coming together nicely! *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
I wonder if she and JRM are in the same clinic. Thank God he is rumored to be gay or else imagine what would happen if they reproduced.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:50am.
Shoey: no cigs allowed in The Clinics anymore tho
Really? That sucks. It was a long time ago. I imagine in the ghetto clinic's they had a hole in the wall with some trick on the other side with a lighter. LOL
Bitch can't look after herself. This is why she likey the clinics.
I wonder if she can even wipe her own shit-smeared, bony bum after an especially greasy bowel movement.
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:24am.
You did? Hell yes! I'm driving to Sarasota tomorrow for some BP bullshit down there they need, I'll be driving that way, I'll stop in. I'll resist my urge to blow up the BP sign though.
I'll try to remember to take a photo with my phone. :) Thanks Charlie!!!
Shoey: no cigs allowed in The Clinics anymore tho
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Awww Amy Winehouse.. she's like the cracked out Holly Golightly of Camden.
She looks healthier than she has in the past..
Hey how do i get a icon??
You, MK, are the poet laureate of trash! Bravo!
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SUCK FUCK
wear a sombrero cause that so effing hot
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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I know I always say this, but Wino likes the clinic because people care about her well-being there. I know a couple of people who are always at the doctor and I swear they just really get off on the attention focused solely on THEM.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:27am.
Choose one. Amy's tongue in your mouth or your appendix removed in Mexico?
duh! who needs an appendix anyways! plus I can get my tummy tuck all for the price of one.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:27am.
Choose one. Amy's tongue in your mouth or your appendix removed in Mexico?
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I NEED MY TONGUE TO TASTE DICKS. BYE APPENDIX.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
RAUL DUKE
i choose mexican appendix cause i can drink tequilla and shit out the worm while wearing a sombrero and playing w/ maracas
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:27am.
Choose one. Amy's tongue in your mouth or your appendix removed in Mexico?
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Being ass-raped by the Mexican Army while listening to a Kesha record. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I hate it when I trip on the wind. So annoying.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:27am.
Choose one. Amy's tongue in your mouth or your appendix removed in Mexico?
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What, no firing squad option?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The clinic is the ultimate in lounging.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
Choose one. Amy's tongue in your mouth or your appendix removed in Mexico? *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
I'd like to send a sympathy card to Amy's poor liver. Stupid twat and her slow suicide.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:14am.
I visited a friend in the clinic once. They had a hole in the wall & you put your cigarette in it to light it up. I guess lighters were a no no
i saw cody back at the bp on highland and us 19 yesterday.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 9:16am.
Whatever. She reminds me of Christy from Intervention. The one who got into a naked fist fight with her chola sister and threw ramen noodles at her.
I've never seen Intervention, but it was recently "recommended" to me by Netflix. The recommendation was based on the fact that I'd liked Reno911 and Strangers With Candy - LOL.
Galletas de mantequilla look like oatmeal cookies!!!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/249147263_0690a81859.jpg
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She does NOT know how to apply makeup (Well, why would she do that well when she is otherwise a complete mess?). Clearly some time and effort has been put into the makeup here, but the result is still FAIL.
Eyeliner - WTF? Who wears eyeliner like that?
Lipstick, wrong color, applied sloppily, some of it rubbed off, terrible.
Foundation on entire face in a thick coat, except for nose? For why this is?
I'll give her a pass on the bouffant hairdo - it is an atrocity but we know that's where she hides the dope so that at least is sort of understandable.
Bullshit. She'll be back with Blake in no time.
Whatever. She reminds me of Christy from Intervention. The one who got into a naked fist fight with her chola sister and threw ramen noodles at her.
I visited a friend in the clinic once. They had a hole in the wall & you put your cigarette in it to light it up. I guess lighters were a no no.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK