Wednesday, May 19th 2010
WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?
When Adrien Brody steps out dressed like a third-tier Staten Island pimp/black market amphibian vendor circa 1982, I make a million excuses for him. But I'm throwing up my hands at this. This I cannot defend.
At the VIP Room in Cannes last night, Adrien and Wonky McValtrex got a little too close for his genitals' comfort. When they laughed, his dick cried. When they whispered in each other's ears, his nutsack whispered to God to please put it out of its misery.
The sad truth is, even though the inside of Adrien's peen hole now looks like a tank at Red Lobster, I still would. Sigh. I'd put on a bib, dip his dick into a cup of drawn butter and handle that shit.
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Snideychick sez:
Sad to say but he's dead to me now....
I'm looking at thumbnail #8, and it gave me an idea:
If they could get that nose into the Gulf Of Mexico, they might be able to get all that spilled oil sucked up in one sniff.
upon seeing this, i dropped to my knees and screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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you seem spritely.
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What happens in Cannes should stay in Cannes. Hopefully he'll wake up tomorrow and realize what a mistake he made and change his cell phone number.
NOOOoooOOOoooOOooOooo Adrien! I love you! But you can see in his eyes that he actually likes her. I have never been jealous of this betch...'til now
In the eighth thumbnail it looked like she was trying to steal his wallet, but it's just her giant man hands hanging onto the rail. Was she walking around on her elbows or why are they all red like that?
I don't know what's worse visually MK... your admission of dippin dick in the butter or this?... it's all kindsa ewwwweee
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
All it looks like is that she gave him kind of a hug. He is most likely whispering in her ear, "get the fuck away from me you skanky whore." No one that is anywhere near A list is going to give that piece of shit the time of day.
my respectometer just whipped over to the far left so fast I felt a breeze ...
why? why? WHY?
Ew, no Adrien! Now whenever I see him I'll think "Gross, he has the Hilton Herpz"
Barf.
Have men not seen her sex tape? She fuckin sucks in bed!!
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How come they are letting her in the VIP section?
Come on ease on down
ease on down the road...
In that first picture she looks like an embalmed corpse...
Wow, she is wearing a TON of makeup.
*destroy's desk*
PINNOCHIO NOSE FUCKING PARASITE
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 3:54pm.
I'm sure Adrien's nose can give Paris a good orgasm. He gives the best nose job in town.
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bwahahaha!
thanks for those visuals..
I'm sure Adrien's nose can give Paris a good orgasm. He gives the best nose job in town.
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I've never liked that guy-seems like a giant, screaming asshole.
Maybe he's just being polite. She looks like that former homecoming queen who comes back every year expecting the same attention, and some people are just nice to her because she wont leave. them. alone.
@ first glance it was who the hell is that fugly chick? had to read the post to know it was paris. oh my.
i haven't felt this betrayed since Jared Leto was caught playing "catch the mouth herp" with her. my soul is screaming right now
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"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack"
- Snoop
That seems about right. Two would-not-fucks getting it on. Somewhere a cosmic scale just balanced a little more...
Maybe he doesn't have anyone else to talk to. Maybe they're the only two there. That's all I got.
Gah!! Men really will stick their peen in ANYTHING. *side eyes the Dl straight guys*
I think he just bummed a bump off her. He seems much more interested in what she's trying to get than in looking at her...
Why the fuck would he even talk to tis trick?
Submitted by interstella on Wed, 05/19/2010 - 2:33pm.
It's 2012 all around
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word , i saw an episode of las vegas the other day , don't judge it was late !
still wonky was there and she looked all kinds of fug , greasy skin , fugly mouff , the hell , i don't see her appeal at all , at all !
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
It's 2012 all around
Somehow I recall an embarrassingly bad article and photo shoot Adrian Brody did with his girlfriend. They posed in a bunch of cheesy lovey-dovey positions inside and outside their house.
Did I just make that up? Anyway, he was certainly proclaiming his love for her at the time.
I just lost all respect for this guy. yuck!
With each so ugly and tacky, International male catalogue outfit I would see him in, my affection for Adrien would take a hit... But this is it.
He is totally unredeemable now. I can no longer make myself believe that he's a cool guy.
Brody must want herpes. Wonky gets fuglier and fuglier.
"I happen to be working a lovely cold sore at the moment..."
Valtrex that shit.
If he's drawn to the herp that badly, I happen to be working a lovely cold sore at the moment...
There is no excuse for this! Adrien Brody is dead to me!
lost all love for Adrien Brody now...how could you...now you are seriously diseased to me...of all the women in Cannes you hook up with the walking herpes outbreak std ridden slut from hell, shame on you Adrien...shame on you...
That cunt is always making that retarded little girl face like in the last pic. Annoys the SHIT out of me! And no, I wouldn't hit it, simply because bitch looks like a man.
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "
skinny fat, I don't either. He does absolutely nothing for me and looks like a tool.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I guess I'm the only one who doesn't find Beak Boy attractive at all.
Poor Cannes. It seems to me nobody is there this year. Not even Phoebe.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Why is he touching it!?
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have ONE celebrity crush and this harpy has to ruin it.
DIAF, PARIS!!!
they are both fug...i can excuse Adrian because it seems he did not get any work done...but Parasite had tons of work done and still looks like a stork.
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This hurts me to see. And what are they synchronizing their watches in that pic? Oh Adrien, I thought much better of you, Im really sad to see this today.
For shame, Brody!
But yeah, I agree with Michael K. -- I'd still.
LOL @ the adrienbrodyisdeadtome.jpg pic name.
Aww poor MK
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looks like they're comparing beak sizes...i'm disappointed in you adrien...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Something must be wrong with me today, because I actually think they don't look half bad together. (But I still have a soft spot for him and hate her, so all is still right with the world).
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
nonononononononononononono!!!!!!! This is so WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
She got a nose job.
He didn't.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."