Til Dirty Vagina Do Us Part
Kiss a baby wipe and kick a roll of toilet paper, because Terrence Howard got married! Yes, there is a real woman out there whose vagina is squeaky clean enough for Terrence to marry! Trust me, I'm sure Terrence thoroughly tested the woman to make sure she doesn't have an untidy vagina that will keep his fragile nostrils twitching in the middle of the night. If her pussy doesn't whistle and squeak when she queefs, Terrence would never put a ring on it.
UsWeekly brings the news that Terrence made Michelle Ghent-Howard his second wife. Terry and Michelle quietly got married a few months ago. While promoting the Winnie Mandela biopic in Cannes (Terry plays Nelson), Terry said to Anderson Cooper during an interview, "To come here and be with my wife, it's the best feeling in the world."
Let's hope Terrence is generous enough to share the pictures of his beautiful wedding with us. I'm sure the bride wore a gown made of baby wipes and carried a bouquet of hypoallergenic tampons. Terrence was going to wear a bow tie and cummerbund made out of douche bottles, but he thought that was a bit redundant seeing as though he's already a douchebag. And instead of declaring "You may now kiss the bride," the preacher said, "You may now sniff the bride's cooch to make sure she smells as fresh as a newborn baby's asshole." Just beautiful.
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Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 5:13pm.
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I agree with you. It's always the quiet ones, the supposed guy next-door type or the ones wearing the suits that are the most dirtiest or deceiving. Those are the ones you have to watch out for.
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I know! It makes you want to throw up on your fucky sucky partner when they take off their designer clothes and it hits you like an open cesspool.
Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 5:13pm.
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I agree with you. It's always the quiet ones, the supposed guy next-door type or the ones wearing the suits that are the most dirtiest or deceiving. Those are the ones you have to watch out for.
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i can't read about this without thinking of Redd Foxx:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
"Wash Yo Ass!"
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
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I am in complete support with Terrence on this. There are too many people of both sexes who are just nasty! Don't be fooled by their outer appearance either--many, many of those Wall Street types with expensive suits are equally nasty, if not more! It is true what Terrence said, a wipe will not clean nor get rid of the stench of urine or shit. And most don't even do a good job with the wiping either. So wash yourselves, you filty pigs!
She must belong to Costco, cuz they have the best baby wipes.
They look alike. Didn't he say once that he was only attracted to women who look like him? Weirdo.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 9:25am.
"he is talking about your ass not your pussy, dont get it twisted!!!"
I agree. When I read the initial posts about Babywipes Howard it was pretty clear to me that he was referring to smelly/dirty asses. I have to say that I was in complete agreement with him on that issue, except that I've always thought that this was a message that men needed more than women. Skidmarks kill the romance as far as I'm concerned. When I was a wee lass my aunt warned me against men with skidmarks because "where there are skidmarks, there can be no love." That's actually in the Bible.
I saw him on Broadway too and yes he deserves the accolades for his acting. But lawd hammersy her deserves side eyes all around regarding his personal life...What's so special about this woman? The fact that she isn't a woman? Sheeettt.....
I saw him on Broadway a while back...he was a surprisingly good stage actor just probably very odd in real life though
I HATE this guy. He's a pretencious prick who's not as great of an actor as us told himself he is.
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She kinda looks like the first wife. Oh well someone can put up with his picky ass God Bless them.
I'm still trying to recover from this cASSting fuckery trying to envision him as Nelson Mandela!
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this fking loser is so gay
just come outta the goddamn diaper pail already
who do you think your foolin' stoopid
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 8:36am.
fucking hate this guy... you know his pussy is cleaner than hers so stfu!
my move got postponed!!!!!!!!
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It's a good day on the DL! muah
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 9:20am.
IMO, men LIKE the uh... aroma and taste of a nice juicy (healthy) pussy.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
i think i totally missed something here.
he is talking about your ass not your pussy, dont get it twisted!!!
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LOL @ Jill's table idea. And I agree with Mike. He's a pussy hater.
IMO, men LIKE the uh... aroma and taste of a nice juicy (healthy) pussy. It's got pheromones and stuff that make them horny. If he doesn't like the smell of pussy, well, maybe he should be eating a penis instead!
These two boring lumps of boring plus a side of paranoid are boring, but I REALLY WANT THAT cooler table.
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Anyone ever hear Jamie Foxx talk about Terrence Howard? It is hilarious! The guy is a real weirdo.
Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 9:05am.
I have to confess I have the movie Hustle & Flow in my movie library. He was brilliant in that flick.
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I don't think the issue is his acting so much as his weird personal life.
Speaking of Hustle & Flow, by the way, I just saw Black Snake Moan the other night, which was done by the same director. It was weird, but actually a pretty good movie. Except for Justin Timberlake's acting.
this guy is the most pretentious prick, and really and truly...in my opinion.. he's a shit actor also
i hope the woman takes him for a ride when the divorce comes in a year
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
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I have to confess I have the movie Hustle & Flow in my movie library. He was brilliant in that flick.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 9:01am.
As a pussy connoisseur (and the owner of one, no less) I can safely say that using baby wipes instead of toilet paper is fucking CRIMINAL. Yeah, all you need is TP and regular soap, Terry. If your woman still stinks south of the Equator, then take her ass to the doctor. And if you still need to smell some cheap industrial perfume instead of the scent of a normal, healthy pussy, then maybe you should reconsider your sexual orientation.
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*tries to scratch and sniff FC's avie*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
As a pussy connoisseur (and the owner of one, no less) I can safely say that using baby wipes instead of toilet paper is fucking CRIMINAL. Yeah, all you need is TP and regular soap, Terry. If your woman still stinks south of the Equator, then take her ass to the doctor. And if you still need to smell some cheap industrial perfume instead of the scent of a normal, healthy pussy, then maybe you should reconsider your sexual orientation.
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "
I don't know why but I thought he was already married, for some reason. Congrats to them.
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And the countdown to divorce begins...NOW!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Terrence was arrested for domestic violence against wife #1 in 2001 so wife #2 better watch out. I don't know if he's on the DL but he always comes off like a pimp to me. That baby wipe thing sounds like something straight out of a Ho Hygiene 101 class: "Ya'll bitches ain't got break times for a mufuckin' bath. Baby wipes, baby wipes, baby wipes! Ya'll hos don't know?
I'm with Mike. He's defally on the DL
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 8:34am.
motherfucker baby wipes sound like a good idea
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maybe you should consider a bidet?
parkerj - moving offices.
snowduh - I'm not in ALASKA!!!! lololol
*snaps Raulio's thong*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
The picture says everything - he looks like he is trying too hard and she looks uncomfortable.
She's cute, and WHAT? He's NOT gay??
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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A CLEAN BUTTHOLE!!!
YAY JACKO!!!!!! thank God they do every thing slower in AK
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 8:36am my move got postponed!!!!!!!!I knew couldn't quit my ass bitch. Sucky, the good Lord only gave you one asshole, take good care it. *********************************************************************************************** Have a Donka Doo Ball Day! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvvIm6OhHc
That table would come in handy at a party. You could puke into it after you drank all the booze.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 8:36am.
fucking hate this guy... you know his pussy is cleaner than hers so stfu!
my move got postponed!!!!!!!!
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Your move for a position at work? Or are you moving homes?
LOL @ sucky! Thanks for that.
I hate the anal fissures that develop and bleed like a sonofabitch. Now THAT is some painful shit right there.
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They look like they are posing for an advertisement for some kind of liquor / rum.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 8:34am.
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TMI!! honey, TMI!! LOL
The only time it hurts like that for me is if I am not fully hydrated while taking a poop. Water does a body good.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 8:26am.
She looks like Bombshit without the tats
She does! And he looks totally ghey.
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fucking hate this guy... you know his pussy is cleaner than hers so stfu!
my move got postponed!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
motherfucker baby wipes sound like a good idea
when I'm wiping my ass after a shit, sometimes I just dig a little too deep and press a little too hard, then the inside of my asshole is on fire and throbs once in a while, I think I'm fucking with the wet tender lining of my insides too much, and switching up toilet paper is not doing it.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he was supposed to be MY Cottonelle Wipe!!!!
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Don't know who these people are, but I take it he doesn't like poon?
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He is on the down low and she looks like she has the stank of twat rot.
She looks like Bombshit without the tats and his suit is smarmy as hell.
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where is she hiding the baby wipes in that tight dress?
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