George Lopez, How Could You?
This really is turning out to be the year of philandering peens. Soon "Let me smell yo dick" is going to be the new "How was work?"
George Lopez's wife gave him one of her kidneys 5 years ago, and now The National Enquirer is saying that he has thanked her by giving his dick to two pussy peddlers for a price. If this is true, bitch needs to get her kidney back with interest. When she handed over one of her kidneys on ice, she didn't expect his ass to use it to help him hump a whore.
One of the professional hookers, who goes by the name "Tiffany," told The Enquirer, "I had sex with George Lopez for money, and so did a friend of mine. He wanted a threesome and texted me . . ."
Sandra Bullock always wondered why when George Lopez came over for dinner he always spent most of the night whispering with Vanilla Gorilla in the corner. They weren't talking about cars and shit, Vanilla Gorilla was giving George Lopez tips on how to get puss juice out of his clothes using a Little Tree air freshener, a stick of Wrigley's and spit.
And if you ever think that a hooker's job is easy, just reread this quote: "I had sex with George Lopez..."
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They look vaguely related.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I thought hookers kept their yaps shut? If they keep this up, they are all going to be out of business.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Frost on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 10:02pm.
In a perfect world, the goth chola with exquisite sharpie brows from Operation Repo would go get that kidney.
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In a perfect world, the goth chola with exquisite sharpie brows from Operation Repo would go get that kidney.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
They were together at the Obamas' for the big dinner for the Mexican prez this week.
Sluttsville on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 6:49pm.
His wife may be a chubby, but dayum, his face looks like one of those Easter Island statues.
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Ahhhhaaaaahaaaaaaaa.
You're on a roll today.
GIVE ME MY FUCKING KIDNEY BACK, BITCH!
Submitted by bohemequeen on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 5:06pm.
I say if you're going to marry someone in Hollywood then at least do like Catherine Zeta-Jones and put a clause in there that says if your partner cheats on you, you get at least 10 million dollars or something...kinda corny but I haven't heard anything about Michael Douglas stepping out on her.
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Michael Douglas has a black girlfriend in L.A., but Jones don't care. That is old news.
Submitted by bohemequeen on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 4:57pm.
I hope this isn't true but I'm inclined to believe it...He seems way cocky (no pun intended) plus no one has sued The Enquirer and won a judgment against them in a loooooooong time. It's a damn shame they're gaining more credibility than CNN, MSNBC, FOX News etc.
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It's a shame they dedicate themselves to primarily entertainment personalities (ok, John Edwards too) or scandalous stories for purely entertainment. Imagine if they tackled political cover-ups, conspiracies or any of the X files.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 6:45pm.
It's the fucking enquirer ffs. I'm going to need more sources before I can take a bung-wipe rag like that seriously.
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I love the Enquirer...seriously they have broken many many major stories(John Edwards being just one of many) before ANY other source. Make fun of me all you want but it is true. Kind of like how all my friends say 'how can you look at that trash' blah blah and I have to practically rip it out of their hands in the next few minutes
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Indeed. They have broken many news stories.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 6:45pm.
It's the fucking enquirer ffs. I'm going to need more sources before I can take a bung-wipe rag like that seriously.
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I love the Enquirer...seriously they have broken many many major stories(John Edwards being just one of many) before ANY other source. Make fun of me all you want but it is true. Kind of like how all my friends say 'how can you look at that trash' blah blah and I have to practically rip it out of their hands in the next few minutes
His wife may be a chubby, but dayum, his face looks like one of those Easter Island statues.
It's the fucking enquirer ffs. I'm going to need more sources before I can take a bung-wipe rag like that seriously.
Funny, I thought it would be him cheating with peen. He strikes me as a closet gay.
Thats his wife?! They look like they havent had sex with each other in YEARS
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"Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 4:41pm.
In George's defense, a hooker is much better than an affair. These prior sluts like Tiger and Jesse James who develop relationships with these women are shameful. There is no forgiving someone who has shared 1000's of text messages, seen over a few years, etc."
Totally agree about the hooker part. I don't even know if I'd be that upset if my dude saw a hooker like, once. That can be fixed by talking about sex more or whatever the hell psychologists say.
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I live in D.C.! No lazy days here Im afraid. All the men here have egos with their government jobs."
One thing that sucks about being a former fatty is that you're so aware of these things and a million other issues that girls who've never had weight or looks problems don't see. But I guess it makes you smarter, if more cynical.
I say if you're going to marry someone in Hollywood then at least do like Catherine Zeta-Jones and put a clause in there that says if your partner cheats on you, you get at least 10 million dollars or something...kinda corny but I haven't heard anything about Michael Douglas stepping out on her
Yea she is big. But I don't want to give George any excuses. He used to be big too. They should just split and screw new people! The wife will make out just fine.
I hope this isn't true but I'm inclined to believe it...He seems way cocky (no pun intended) plus no one has sued The Enquirer and won a judgment against them in a loooooooong time. It's a damn shame they're gaining more credibility than CNN, MSNBC, FOX News etc.
All this cheating shit reminds me of that Dave Chapelle skit a few years ago about having your ho sign a agreement about the sex being consenual and not reveling any info about it. Seems like a lot of these dudes should have been taking notes.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
Let's face it...his wife giving a lap dance is like Java the Hut grinding on you.
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People don't cheat just because their wife is chubby. Charlie Sheen loves hookers, all his wives have been thin. If you want to screw someone else, you need to get a divorce.
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 4:04pm.
"Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:37pm.
This sounds horrible coming from a former fatty, but if you don't keep your man interested as far as the way you look, he is bound to look elsewhere and vice versa."
As a former fatty also, I also agree for about half of couples out there. Where I live (Texas) there are a lot of nice guys who genuinely don't care. But in H-wood or a bigger city where people are more egotistical, I'd be scurred to have too many "lazy" days around my dude. Sad, but that's just my observation.
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I live in D.C.! No lazy days here Im afraid. All the men here have egos with their government jobs.
In George's defense, a hooker is much better than an affair. These prior sluts like Tiger and Jesse James who develop relationships with these women are shameful. There is no forgiving someone who has shared 1000's of text messages, seen over a few years, etc.
Lame,
Don't rat on George Lopez, I like him and think that most of the hookers posting on here would be lucky to bag him. Let entertainers entertain!
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This is the year of the hookers. I'm so glad all these cheaters are getting caught. Hopefully, this will be a deterrent for anybody that wants to cheat. Cheating ain't cool motherfuckers.
If I was this ho, I'd take my kidney back. Girl, grab a kitchen knife and go to work!
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"Submitted by Crystal Lynn on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:37pm.
This sounds horrible coming from a former fatty, but if you don't keep your man interested as far as the way you look, he is bound to look elsewhere and vice versa."
As a former fatty also, I also agree for about half of couples out there. Where I live (Texas) there are a lot of nice guys who genuinely don't care. But in H-wood or a bigger city where people are more egotistical, I'd be scurred to have too many "lazy" days around my dude. Sad, but that's just my observation.
Dude is so damn ugly he SHOULD have to pay for it. And his wife probably paid the whores to do him so she wouldn't have to. Hey George ever heard of soap and water?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 3:47pm.
That's a sad lesson to teach your daughters. Loving someone so unconditonally that you would do anything for them like give them one of your kidneys is a great thing. It sucks that Jorge here had to fuck around on his wife, but being hurt is a part of life.
I think its better to love someone with all of your heart and then get hurt rather than not to love at all.
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"This is America Liz, none of us belong here."
Hekki, yea I think about those things for my daughter too, and she is only 4. We ladies really don't have to take on all the stuff we willingly take on in the name of love.
Ugh I love how women who give their kidneys or endure a campaign trail while having cancer are jilted. LOVE IT.
Submitted by zomay: "from an article about their marriage:
Ann proposed. "I said, Are we going to get married? He was like, Okay. I had to get my own ring. It was so unromantic. I have had to teach him that It's okay to be loved and to give love.""
I am going to give each of my daughters this one handy tip. Hell, I'm going to DRILL it into their delicate little skulls: Marry a man who loves you more than you love him.
Love is rarely equal, and it's better to be the one holding the reins.
Submitted by zomay: "from an article about their marriage:
Ann proposed. "I said, Are we going to get married? He was like, Okay. I had to get my own ring. It was so unromantic. I have had to teach him that It's okay to be loved and to give love.""
I am going to give each of my daughters this one handy tip. Hell, I'm going to DRILL it into their delicate little skulls: Marry a man who loves you more than you love him.
Love is rarely equal, and it's better to be the one holding the reins.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 3:33pm.
That is low-down, even for a beaner.
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Maybe his wife knew.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 3:01pm.
I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!!!!!!
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That's next week's OK magazine cover.
You know, they'll have that split cover of him on one side and her on the other. She'll be looking like a raging bull. He'll be looking like a scared bulldog. We know the drill...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Yeah, I always had a feeling about their relationship. Seemed like one of those 'I have so much love but I am not in love with them' sort of things.
I can't imagine being married to someone I didn't want to hump 24/7, along with all the obligatory shit that comes with the ring.
There are three types of guys:
1.) Guys that, at least occasionally, bang hookers
2.) Guys that are too pussy-whipped to do #1 aka "bitches"
3.) Guys that deny this fact that are either really #1 or, more likely, #2.
The only news here is that I didn't think George had the stones to bang a hooker.
Also, what happened to the good old days when a hooker that ran her mouth ended up in a shallow grave in the desert?
To all men of good conscience, if you see this pro on the street, please deliver the attitude adjusting beat down that she deserves (right after you nut on her face).
Submitted by d-nice on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:53pm
Can we please get a list of the men who DON'T cheat? I'd like to believe there are some that have more sense.
And to the ones that claim a man will sleep with any pussy given the chance...then I say a woman has the right to take you for all the money you got and then some.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Yea, he is a 7,000$ job at the very least. No wonder the whores spilled the beans.
You have to pay your staff well.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:41pm
She had to teach him how to be loved? So she is saying that he was emotionally vacant before the marriage? I'm surprised he dated her at all. Sounds like the kind of guy who would just fuck and that's it.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I want to say something about the kidney, but each time I look at his face, I can't help but think "only $500, poor desperate hookers".
I'd rip that kidney back out with my bare hands.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!!!!!!
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
The wife needs to get a walnut cracker, stat.
For both heads.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Laugh.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:17pm.
I actually trust the Enquirer. They were right on OJ, right on John Edwards, and now they appear to be right about Matt Lauer and Natalie Morales, which blew my freaking mind.
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Natalie Morales? NFW! I noticed she was not on "The Marriage Ref" last week. I still say Lauer was boning Katie Couric. He died when she left a couple of years ago.
Everyone else has said it -- she gave you a kidney, dude!!! -- so I'll just say: George, you're a fucking asshat. You make John Edwards look respectable.
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Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:12pm.
Is it weird that I think this is better than him having an affair on her?
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I agree with you...it's more of a business arrangement. No emotions involved...and who knows, maybe she's not into sex anymore and knows about this...
his wife is not that fat
http://www.starpulse.com/Actors/Lopez,_George/gallery/ALO-089571/
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/20/2010 - 2:29pm.
from an article about their marriage:
Ann proposed. "I said, Are we going to get married? He was like, Okay. I had to get my own ring. It was so unromantic. I have had to teach him that It's okay to be loved and to give love."
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She bought her own ring??
((blank stare))
That just screams needy woman who's desperate to get married to me. If the man likes it, HE needs to put a ring on it! And be man enough to ask also!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON