That's Not A Line Of Bad Shit On The Table
It's MORE than one line of the bad shit neatly laid out on a mirror! So...TMZ got a hold of these lovely pictures of totally the totally sober and pristine Lindsay Lohan working hard for that no-money in Cannes while "promoting" the Linda Lovelace movie with two orphans she rescued from the bottom of a dumpster.
I wonder what kind of excuse Blohan's going to pull out of her nostril to explain why she's got a DIY snorter in her hand and why Charlie Sheen's breakfast of choice is sitting on that table. You know she's going to queef about how this is a promo shot for the Linda Lovelace movie and it's actually lines of Equal not coke.
I might believe her, because is it really possible for Blohan to leave lines of cocaine on a table long enough to take a picture? Bitch's nostrils are always HONGRAY so you would think they would've sucked that shit up as soon as it came out of the vial. And if her nose didn't devour that mess, her Elvira Hancooch would've sucked it up along with that glass of naranja juice. Two doses of vitamin C!
After the jump is a NSFWish picture of Blohan getting into some chocolate crack. JUMP!
I'm no Detective La Toya, but maybe that's where her passport went....along with whatever is left of her career.
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Living la vida LiLo! That's a great line!
Yes, our little LiLo will try to upstage the judge, but don't despair. The judge will use that gavel and pound LiLo into submission.
I like the idea of LiLo skipping the hearing and losing the bail bond. Who posted the bail? Whoever did it is going to be out dough.
Who paid for LiLo to go to Cannes? Isn't she broke?
Any word from Mikey? Guess he's sitting in a tattoo parlor, getting "Dina" tattooed on a bicep.
The best footage we can ever get on LiLo is if she gets tased and pepper sprayed. Who need the Linda Lovelace biopic if you got LiLo flopping on the ground, being pepper sprayed, and cuffed?
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 2:29pm.
'Um, is that a guy with a huge booty or a lady with a hairy behind? Because I honestly can't tell..."
It's some Middle-Eastern or Indian looking dude named King Khan. That ass in no way looks like a woman's to me. Looks more like a fat guy's ass.
Where are her pants?
I think the "line" closest to the glass is actually her passport! LOL It looks like a small closed booklet and the second "line" you see almost touching the glass are the white pages reflecting off the mirror. The other line could be a small king size pack of smokes...the coke is in her pocket because let's face it, they don't call her "we can count on Lindsey for a bump Lohan" they call her "Lindsey Smeagol Lohan" as in "ssss.. It's all mine my precious, Smeagol likes her coke don't she, yessssssss.
Um, is that a guy with a huge booty or a lady with a hairy behind? Because I honestly can't tell...
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This ho has to be the dumbest ho on the face of the earth if she thought she could actually trust the people she was partying with to NOT sell those pics. The person who sold them to TMZ probably made enough to party on for a good month after Hohan leaves.
Koko - HAAAAHAHAH!!!
Yeah, I had tons and TONS of art shit. And pictire frames and jesus. So much shit.
I still have a lot of my artwork, I saved it. I can't believe that it's actually....GOOD WORK. Hell, one of my creations is tattooed ON ME. LOL
And my poetry. I saved that shit. Some of my best work was from that very very bad period!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:58am.
Pamela - yeah, Adderall is legal, prescribed speed. It's what addicts call "pharmacudical" quality. LOL
Yeah, amphetamines make you crack out on shit.
I'd draw, or write for DAYS, and once I had all the wording right, I'd rewrite it over and over until I liked the way it looked, then went over it with a calligraphy (sp?) pen.
I had so much "art" shit. Tons of expensive pencils, pens, paper, rice paper. Sheeeeeet!
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That reminds me of friends in college who did speed and would carry around those 80's "Caboodles" (the ones that came in aqau, peach, pink etc) that would be filled to the brim with markers, glitter, glue guns, bedazzlers, more glitter, crayons etc and they would get high and create the most hideous "art" projects for DAYS at a time.
she's partying it up cuz she's about to have random drug testing and an ankle bracelet, might as well...
forget about what's left of her career...her nose is DONE. oh, and she's already posted bail.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 12:26pm.
Hey Ali, WO or Blohan,
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took the words right out of my mouth
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Submitted by d-nice on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 12:20pm.
wow we have some real csi representing here. now i see it those aren't lines on the mirror & yes, i agree this batch of pics being bw is for something else
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Hey Ali, WO or Blohan, go look at the larger picture at TMZ. That IS either cocaine or methamphetamine on the table, chalked and ready to go.
Cannot deny photographic evidence.
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:54am.
WANNA LEARN YIDDISH?
HERES THE WORD OF THE DAY
SHMENDRIK = JERK, STOOPID PERSON
cokehan is cock sucking shmendrik
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schmendrik.. Love it!
wow we have some real csi representing here. now i see it those aren't lines on the mirror & yes, i agree this batch of pics being bw is for something else.
Not for nothing, but I have to admit (hides head in deep, deep shame) I would love to party with the ho one nite even though Cocaine isnt my drug anymore, I'd do what I like, but just to be in her company and see in my face how she acts and how high she can actually get.
*sorry Karma, you know Im not a bad girl*
edited cause I have a huge pet peeve for typos..GRRRRRRRR
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 12:11pm.
Pamela - yep. You can tell when she goes on her "clean" spells, because she chunks up. But she hasn't chunked up since her exit from the last rehab in Colorado?
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Nope nothing but coke bloat since then.
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Pamela - yep. You can tell when she goes on her "clean" spells, because she chunks up. But she hasn't chunked up since her exit from the last rehab in Colorado?
@ Few words
I thought "schmendrick" is used only for men? Maybe I'm wrong.
omigod viva la vida lilo, what a riot. it would be so funny if it wasn't true, cuz it's more sad than anything.
working hard for that no-money, glitter sha you need to do a remix of ricky mart + donna summer already - genius!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:40am.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:35am.
Why is his ass all out like that? drunk lapdance?
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Probably a doody bubble up in there.
I think ur right
And M.E. your right addreall did crack me the f out! I switched crazy doctors for a bit that was convinced I wasnt bi-polar but had add instead which I do but bi-polar trumps add even though I had the genetic testing done to prove it.
Id rather not be a cracked out manic (but I was skinny that was a plus) and be on an even keel somewhat normal person. Im in the office watching these fucks eat pizza right now because now im a chubby bubby. Salad for me after no more addy. I bet Lohan if she does rehad will blow up like macys day day balloon.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:58am.
Being an artist is way better then playing computer games! Something to show for yourself. Im level 26 on Paradise Island, thats it. Way to go me!
Passport and what is left of career up the random French no-no hole ... you be right MK.
Pamela - yeah, Adderall is legal, prescribed speed. It's what addicts call "pharmacudical" quality. LOL
Yeah, amphetamines make you crack out on shit.
I'd draw, or write for DAYS, and once I had all the wording right, I'd rewrite it over and over until I liked the way it looked, then went over it with a calligraphy (sp?) pen.
I had so much "art" shit. Tons of expensive pencils, pens, paper, rice paper. Sheeeeeet!
I was also one to never go out and do coke. I did coke with my twin and boyfriend at the time now my hubs. Two pariniod to go out, thought someone would no and call the cops. I would also check every 20 minutes to make sure the door was locked and shades where all the way down.
Im sure I was loads of fun to get high with.
I think I said this already but I just quit that shit cause after a while it just wasnt getting me high and I was wasnt gonna be wasting my money, all it was like someone said before was just the ritual of cutting it up and snorting it. Who the hell wants that.
WANNA LEARN YIDDISH?
HERES THE WORD OF THE DAY
SHMENDRIK = JERK, STOOPID PERSON
cokehan is cock sucking shmendrik
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:50am.
All you need to pay is 10% of the bail, if she doesn't show up for court again though, her bail will be revoked and WO is fucked for her $10k.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:12am.
I was never horny on amphetamines/speed. It dried everything up. Mouth, vag. I just wanted to clean, or be creative
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When I was prescribed addreall (a form of amphetamines proably not as strong?) for a period a time the only thing I wanted to do was play computer games. Thats it. And talk incessantly about nothing, well more so then usual.
All you need to pay is 10% of the bail, if she doesn't show up for court again though, her bail will be revoked and WO is fucked for her $10k.
by NovaNightly on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:41am.
They may have been able to come up with the 10% of the bail...but I
you only have to pay 10% the rest you put property as bail so im pretty sure she can put one of her houses she will be fine bail wise I mean
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That second one totally looks like a set up - and I quite enjoy that idea so DON'T RUIN IT!
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I feel so sad for her. It's like she was taught nothing more than to fuck herself up. She needs new management ASAP because she's not a half bad actress
oh and someone needs to blow these pics up of her on tmz and post them up outside the courthouse
They may have been able to come up with the 10% of the bail...but I seriously doubt they can pay the rest. The beauty in all this is seeing how she'll handle the scram bracelet and having to take drug tests frequently. I'm kinda looking forward to the show...*shrugs*
Still wish she would get thrown in jail though...:((
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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:35am.
Why is his ass all out like that? drunk lapdance?
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Probably a doody bubble up in there.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
HEY!!
I don't want Lilo to go away- look at how much Fun we have with her antics! "working hard for that no-money" is now an instant classic Dlisted term, and all thanks to this mess! We Need celebs to fuck-up publicly so we feel better about ourselves, and no one is giving me more satisfaction these days than this bitch right here. Snort it UP girl!!
Viva La Vida Lilo!!
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Why is his ass all out like that? drunk lapdance?
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Submitted by sillykat on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:33am.
Meth vs Coke...? She could be doing both, whatever is more convenient.
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That's what I think. I think she'll do anything you set in front of her. Any time.
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Meth vs Coke...? She could be doing both, whatever is more convenient. Her teeth look like shit and sometimes she looks very upset (meth), but she doesn't appear to be super twitchy, which meth heads usually do.
I vote more coke than anything
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Mr. Mercury - yep. Boogie Nights. You totally nailed it.
That is a pretty genius photo, though. The B&W one, not the ass one. That one is just gross.
If I were Hohan, I'd do the same shit she's doing because she knows and you know and I know ABSOLUTELY nothing is going to happen to her when she returns. She isn't going to jail and she isn't going to rehab. Celebrity justice will prevail until Hohan is dead and then the boo hooing will commence. Fuck her.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 11:05am.
I think Blohan is more of a coke head.
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I think you're right about that M.E. Meth users tend to stay indoors and pick at things. Lilo likes to go out, and is probably really into "the ritual" of chopping, cutting lines, and snorting...that's all part of it, not just the high. That pic of her on the bed somehow reminds me of the scene in "Boogie Nights" where Julianne Moore and Heather Graham hole up in a bedroom and do huge amounts of coke.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I was never horny on amphetamines/speed. It dried everything up. Mouth, vag. I just wanted to clean, or be creative.
Ok i'm going to start whining, maybe I'll make a video post it on youtube and start crying, why , why, Why? Can't you just incarcerate Lindsey's ass and cootch to prison, for a long long time. why is it everytime I read about her getting arrested or going to, she esceapes prison time?
The Answer is the economy, with this fucked up bitch getting more fucked by the minute, it sells tabloids, keeps people employed, it's either her or we have to endure more stories and photos of Tila Tequila. Btw has Brit Brit been that squeeky clean or she entered a convent? ,we never hear about her anymore, I guess she's yesterdays news, oh well i'm sure she'll show up soon, but in meantime we can only hope Blohan gets arrested for possesion in France.
Just waiting for the day her death from a drug overdose is announced on the news. The way she's going, it could be anytime now. The girl just doesn't get it.
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@Sucky: Meth/tina/crank is used heavily by some gay guys. It allows them to party non-stop over long periods of time, usually at circuit parties or such events. Or over a weekend. It doesn't necessarily loosen someone's asshole, but it does give "speed dick", meaning it's really difficult to get an erection. Ironic, yes, but these guys like to PnP, or "party and play" because meth makes you really really horny. There you go.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
You can party all night on coke, but you got to keep taking bumps every 20-30 minutes, because the high doesn't last.
With meth, usually, depending on the quality, one line and you are good to go for HOURS!
But after prolonged use of methamphetamines, the user tends to stay IN rather than go OUT. The meth monsters become more frequent and the paranoia becomes too much to want to be out in public.
So, IDK.
I think Blohan is more of a coke head.