Tila Tequila Is Not Going Away
Since Vh1 has yet to greenlight Celebrity Mental Institution, Tila Tequila will instead hump the cameras with her goblin-bred fuckery on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The fact that Vh1 still gets away with calling that shit Celebrity Rehab despite the absence of both "celebrities" and actual "rehab" is beyond me. But keep fucking that chicken, Dr. Drew.
TMZ says that Tila is the first wreck to sign up to the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab. It's going to be fun watching Dr. Drew try to find a cure for Tila's addiction to being a famewhoring delusional skank slut. SPOILER ALERT: There is no cure.
Even though the show now has an A-list media mogul in its cast, there's still a chance that it will never make it to production. Apparently, nobody wants Dr. Drew's help anymore. Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen, Jenna Jameson and the creme de la crackie creme Lindsay Lohan have already turned it down.
If the show doesn't happen, can't they just lie to Tila and tell her the new season is shooting at the bottom of Eyjafjallajokull volcano? That will finally get Dr. Drew a Nobel Peace Prize. And if the show does happen, Dr. Drew needs to get Gary Busey to come back as a mentor and put him in a room with Tila dressed as a corn on the cob. Two chomps and the bitch will be gone.
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Tila should just stay in that position permanently...
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
You may be a famewhore...if you've starred in your own reality TV series, and are now branching out into other reality franchises.
HOWEVER, although Tila is especially rank, I don't think she's any worse than Rock of Love Bret Michaels, Ray J of Brandy and Ray J fame, and the original pimp of them all, Flavor Flav.
Official tila twatquila theme song:
"Ohh, me so horny,
Ohh, me so horny,
Ohh, me so horny,
Me love you long time...
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AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
die bitch!
dreamhypnotique - snap!
You're gross Tila Herpenila... nuff said
please.please.please stop with the ugly slurs. Let us stick to the subject of tila's rotten crotch, for once I would rather read about that.
Please.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
can tt just go ahead and do bukake films already? it's the reason she's on this planet, isn't it?
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
@raul duke
Is slant eyed slut ok.
Much. The alliteration gives it a little edge.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
Submitted by vidz on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:36am. Is slant eyed slut ok. ********************************************************************************************** "You are fucking bitches, this is my prom"
Cock goes here and here. *********************************************************************************************** "You are fucking bitches, this is my prom"
@get serious
Why do you fuckers think it's OK to call someone vietcong in this day and age( and a few of you always do in TT posts) but rise up in arms whenever anyone so much as breathes the word "nigger"? Hypocritical much?
There are MANY MANY awful things you can call TT w/o sounding like a racist war veteran.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
I wish that scorpion crawling on her face would just get on with it already.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
She is like one of those girls in school who mistakenly believes she's popular and is campus royalty because everyone knows of her, but she's actually disliked in general and is only tolerated because she is a guaranteed BJ and won't cause any drama when she doesn't get called the next day. Also, to create a false aura of success, she'll claim to have job offers in the entertainment or modeling industry, but will suspiciously be your waitress at Norm's when you come back to your hometown to visit your parents after graduating college.
"Hey Tila, I thought you were going to be in Vogue, or whatever, remember?"
"Oh yeah, well about that. Let me just tell you about tonight's specials, and then I'll pose stupidly with that jar of Grey Poupon before shoving it into my panties."
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Your air guitar is no match for my air quotes...
"Tila's addiction to being a famewhoring delusional skank slut" LOL!! so true MK. this chick is such a joke and i don't know why she just won't get the f out. she reminds me of kim karTRASHian, just a total annoyance. how is she not completely embarrassed of her existence?
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
YESSS!!! Must-see TV for me ***dodging bullets***
GAH! Dementa!
you are so right!
Universe: strike my last snark from the record! STAT!
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
Submitted by Vern on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 10:35pm.
Don't ask. If you ask, eventually you shall receive.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Can't someone just whack this vietcong hooker already? I keep hoping that, when she does something stupid like the banner pic, or shopping in her underwear & purposely bending over, that someone would kick her hard in the ass. Here's to hoping she croaks like her "wifey"; DOA from drug overdose is her future...
Official tila twatquila theme song:
"Ohh, me so horny,
Ohh, me so horny,
Ohh, me so horny,
Me love you long time...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I can't be satisfied 'til I see the camera up her anus.
"Please sir, I want some more" Oliver Twist
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 8:49pm.
I'd say there's some evidence that she's the spawn of Satan.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Can't she do this shit in private?
ECHOOOO......Echooo.....echooooo
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
There is nothing to say about Tila. The fact that she somehow makes a living at whatever it is that she does proves the existence of a true evil in the world.
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Damn, that's some true talk right there. One suspects that the majority of Dlisters go out and work every day, sweating over every buck earned and figuring out how to make ends meet...while this fucking Tila Twatequila makes dollars acting the fool. Add Lilo, the Kardashians. and all the other faux celebs we rag on here to the list. Sometimes evil does win, which pisses me off.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I'm going to name my first born Eyjafjallajokull, no nicknames allowed.
There is nothing to say about Tila. The fact that she somehow makes a living at whatever it is that she does proves the existence of a true evil in the world.
Tigerlilly called it! Sex addiction for the win!
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 7:47pm.
You know what's funny. In a few Megan Fox posts, there are a few defenders of hers. But with Tila Tequila? NONE! So, where do we go from there, huh? That there are worst people out there?
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Hey, now I don't defend MF...I'm just hypnotized and struck deaf and dumb by her PURTY....
This skanklet apple headed dwhoref ? I just want to strike her 'til she's deaf and dumb....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You know what's funny. In a few Megan Fox posts, there are a few defenders of hers. But with Tila Tequila? NONE! So, where do we go from there, huh? That there are worst people out there?
I'll bet she's going to claim "sex addiction" since that's all in the news and shit, but 'oh, it's all taboo for women to come out as sex addicts' and it will be good for her 'sexy image' especially if she 'relapses' and it happens to be caught on a 'sex video'...Then she's back for another season of 'Celebrity Rehab"...then wash rinse repeat...It'll keep her 'relevant' for a few more months/years before she has to resort to fetish films and violent porn to survive....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She has now officially surpassed Phoebe Price as the most useless non-celebrity with too much attention and zero talent! She is a gross pig who should be giving happy endings for $50.
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Celebrity Butt Stink
She kind of looks like (the angel) Estelle Getty from that angle... in the face of course. All she needs is some pearls and a straw purse. I'm all for this "CEO MOGUL" exposing and humiliating herself on tv. Celebrity Rehab is no "Dancing With the Stars", it is not a way to rejuvenate a dead career. Hopefully her few fans she does have left will see that she's a delusional broke azz bitch. And I vote pills, coke, and weed as her addictions. Maybe alcohol too.
Sex rehab with Tila, Blohan, Tiger and Jesse the Nazi.
She looks like Joan Rivers breaking a hip.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I just want this cunt to expire.
Along with Blohan and Wonky.
"Celebrity Mental Institution"
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damn, there's a 70% (at least) built-in candidate-base right in hollywood. another 20% in NJ. someone get NBC on the phone STAT.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Hekki
Who else had the involuntary kick reflex when they saw her baginal area?
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Watch out ---- she will blame you for her next mis-chairage.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Sun, 05/23/2010 - 6:23pm.
tila tequila and lindsay lohan should hook up. i'd endorse that reality show anyday. they'd be a match made in hell
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BEST SHOW EVAH!!! I'd even get a tv to watch that shit.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Do they offer crash courses to a doctorate degree now and days? How did this man get a degree? And, why are people still running to him for help. He is a fame whore. I don't watch this mess of a show for obvious reasons. The first time I saw him was on the Teen Mom Reunion show(the 1st one) and the 'advice' he was given them was straight up dumb. I was like, 'Who is this clown?'
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Submitted by Hekki
Who else had the involuntary kick reflex when they saw her baginal area?
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*raises a steel-toed boot*
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My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling...
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wrong post... * blushes * ... sorry
tila tequila and lindsay lohan should hook up. i'd endorse that reality show anyday. they'd be a match made in hell
Who else had the involuntary kick reflex when they saw her baginal area?
I'm not even being sarcastic. I really had a sudden craving to kick her in it.
your cast would be a real show worth watching not some half baked crap that it is now.
even though i am not overly fond of her i do like how she rants about perez. its like watching a vicious cat fight with one over sexed crazy flea infected pussy clawing down on a overbloated one eyed(because she keeps using that photo of him with the black eye and now that image is stuck in my head) old cant-be-bothered-to-move-let-alone-fight moggy. like car crash tv, its a horrible scene yet you cant pry your eyes away.
Submitted by Centaurious
So what is she SAYING she is addicted to?
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Well, we know she's not addicted to the truth, so they can X that one on the list.
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My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling...
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*dons blonde wig*
I don't get it. Tila doesn't DO drugs. She tells us, every day, about the new drug she doesn't do. And she only drinks grape soda. She doesn't need rehab!
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What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
So what is she SAYING she is addicted to?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."