Thursday, May 27th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Chris Colfer (20)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (4)
Harvey Price (8)
Jamie Oliver (35)
Jadakiss (35)
Andre 3000 (35)
Denise Van Outen (36)
Paul Bettany (39)
Joseph Fiennes (40)
Todd Bridges (45)
Adam Carolla (46)
Peri Gilpin (49)
Siouxsie Sioux (53)
Cynthia McFadden (54)
Richard Schiff (55)
Louis Gosset Jr. (74)
Lee Meriwether (75)
Sumner Redstone (87)
Christopher Lee (88)
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Submitted by bedlam on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 1:53pm.
Surprised to see Chris Colfer up as the main pic...but I love Glee so I'm not complainin'. HB Ladyface!
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No kidding. On the hallowed anniversary of Harvey's birth, his biggest fan gave the photo to CC.
Happy birthday Chris, sweet thing!!!
HB, Harvey & all the rest of the sluts today!
Submitted by menotknow on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 8:16am.
@menotknow:
Well, ACTUALLY! I did find a secret tape of MK as a young boy! But don't tell! It's a SECRET!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9m7Wq_FKt0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fok , that kid is scary funny
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Who the hell is Chris Colfer? Looks like a nerdy Bieber to me.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I loved Joseph Fiennes but that Flash Forward crap kinda ruined it like for real.
But he and Andre 3000 could still totally get it.
Happy Bday Todd Bridges...I had the biggest crush on him as a kid
Siouxsie Sioux, forever a goddess. Kiss them for me...I will be delayed!
Surprised to see Chris Colfer up as the main pic...but I love Glee so I'm not complainin'. HB Ladyface!
And to the rest of the Bday Sluts :D
OOOOOH, Happy Birthday Siouxsie Sioux! I cannot even fathom what my life would be like without your music. And I don't want to. >HUGE LOVE<
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Alien, please. -MK
OMG, insane SLUT list today!
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Can you imagine the diaBEETus-inducing effluvia over at JJ today?
Harvey Price: Rock on, kiddo.
Paul Bettany: Voice of Iron Man's computer. Married to that stick insect Jennifer Connolly.
Joseph Fiennes: Not as fuckable as Ralph. Sorry, dude.
Todd Bridges: Has cleaned up his act. Kudos, my man!
Siouxsie Sioux: Your city lies in DUUUUUSST, my friend!!!
Lee Meriwether: Purr, hiss! I have to admit Julie Newmar is the one and only true Catwoman.
Christopher Lee: A hot and sexy man, even at his age! BITE ME CHRISTOPHER LEE!
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Harvey Price
Andre 3000
Joseph Fiennes
Todd Bridges
Louis Gosset Jr.
Christopher Lee
Happy BDay to these sluts! I have enjoyed your works throughout the years!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Happy Birthday Shiloh and Harvey!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to Shiloh!!!! I love that kid.
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how am I gonna keep myself away from me, keep myself away from me?
- Counting Crows "Perfect Blue Buildings"
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 9:08am.
I agree. Well, Harvey gets to stay, he's a former HSOTY and that is celebrity enough to stay on the list. :)
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
lou gossett, siouxsie sioux, andre 3000, and me.
happy birthday especially to harvey and shiloh, who is jus kidz and shud be habin cake n s__t.
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And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is not a celebrity. She's done nothing. None of the kids of any celebrity is a celebrity, despite anyone's efforts. This includes "Taterhead."
HBD Christopher Lee & Siouxsie Sioux :)
HB Louis Gosset Jr. and Christopher Lee. I'm glad the little birthday Pittster will be able to afford therapy.
Peri Gilpin as Roz on Frasier. I dunno what it was about her but I woulda boned that woman til she was bowlegged.
Happy Birthday you sexy bitch you.
Happy birthday, Piloh Shit!
You better save some of that birthday money for all the therapy you will need when you are teenager.
@menotknow:
Well, ACTUALLY! I did find a secret tape of MK as a young boy! But don't tell! It's a SECRET!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9m7Wq_FKt0
lol! if only that kid had done it in spanish, i would've asked what the hell was one of my brother's homevideos doing on youtube...sashaying at such an early age doesn't make it a secret!
"mk's" tape, however, is missing his barbizon diploma and an abuelita with a chancla.
OMGoth! Happy bday to sexy vamps Siouxsie and Christopher Lee!
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HB harvey! Why is he not featured, there is no bigger star than Harvey! Who the hell are half these people? That being said What you talkin' bout Willis, it's your birthday :) HB Todd Bridges.
Happy Bday too, to Neil Finn of Split Enz and Crowded House!
Eileenie McMeanie:
Report away! I run such circles round those foolios they haven't even banned me yet! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Angel, you'd better be careful...I may have to report you to Just Jared!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
@menotknow:
Well, ACTUALLY! I did find a secret tape of MK as a young boy! But don't tell! It's a SECRET!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9m7Wq_FKt0
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
i wonder if mk secretly wishes he had gone to a glee type school with all of his chola cousins and this is why chris colfer is the birthday picture?
happy birthday to all the sluts!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS on this holy day!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Shiloh? Already? Ugh.
And HARVEY! YAY!
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Joseph Fiennes *drools*....
HB Harvey Price (bless his soul), Andre 3000 (come out with another album please), Joseph, Shiloh and Louis Gossett Jr.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 7:27am.
Dude who looks like a lesbian holds fried cat litter in paper bag. HB to you! :D
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LMAO!! He definitely has that Rojo Caliente butch look down. I have no idea who that guy is as well lolo
Happy Birthday Harvey...hope you get lots of goodies today
Dude who looks like a lesbian holds fried cat litter in paper bag. HB to you! :D
HB to all the sluts today!!!
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Christopher Lee = horror legend! ily daddy.. EAT CAKE!!
Who is that kid? Shit, I only know about 5 people on this list. *goes back to bed*
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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"
Happy Birthday Christopher Lee!!!
Love,
Me, Peter Cushing, Vincent Price, and Barbara Steele xxooxxox
I wasn't aware that Christopher Lee and Vincent Price both were born 27th of May!
The biggest HB EVER to Harvey, who else. Love him, and he should be hot Slut year-round.
HB to Christopher Lee and Andre 3000 (where the fuck is he hiding?)
and last but not least: God bless that little snaggle-tooth Shilo..