Monday, May 24th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By A Pussy And Doggy Lick Tape
Since I haven't posted an animal love video (Kendra's sex tape does not count) in a while, here's a clip of a fluffy pussy and a doggy partaking in a little face fellatio and ear nibbling action.
These two are freaky ass bitches, because they know they are being filmed yet they continue to get down with each other. They even look at us like, "Are you enjoying this?" Kinky fucks!
via TDW (Thanks Jen)
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This is sooo cute awww i've never seen that a cat and dog, i know my dog will not do that lol, they are so affectionate, he's even putting his arms on her, i like the moment whene the cat turn her head to look at the cam she stops, the dog was like c'mon continue why did you stop it, he catches her ear she closed her eyes lol that's adorable! thanks for this video Mik!
If he liked it then he would have put a ring on it. What is all this crazy shit?
He knows how to fix that, if he doesn't want to, that's his choice.
I've made mine.
dayum... glad y'all picked up where the fun left off!!! LOLZ!
yes, banning me has been SO traumatic. I've been going out with my friends, my son and having intelligent conversation and sex with a great man.
OMG Y'ALL SHOWED ME.
Jizz doesn't like me? That's okay. Because I may love him, but I don't really like him either and I sure as hell don't like his "friends".
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
good one, honey.
You can feel both, Sassy knows what I mean
Of course, back to your regularly schedule fun and frolic so lively and... ghey.
Tell Sassy I said goodnight when she returns from searching "character" at dictionary.com.
@ kokoskitten - dont get your knickers in a knot, k? I was simply saying hi to an old friend who thought that maybe crazy was here. The thread was on life support before she said anything.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled OP. xooxo
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 9:17pm.
Sassy hon, I think speakit went to banned camp... again. HI btw =]
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And I'm having a ball, sometimes two.
You must enjoy your work Morb, your personality matches your "clients".
Lemme guess. Y'all are not emo and you're not goth.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by Sassy Ass on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 9:24pm.
Suck it!
Night Jizz and Morb. Kids have school in the morning and my dog needs to take a pee.
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Your depth of character and wit overwhelm me.
AAAAnd...the jiz drama never ceases...way to run everyone off...
Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 9:14pm.
What's the difference between Penny and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
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What's the difference between Jizz's penis and a turd?
Both are brown, but you can only feel one of them.
4:30 whoot whoot!
Suck it!
Night Jizz and Morb. Kids have school in the morning and my dog needs to take a pee.
xoxo
Submitted by Sassy Ass on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 9:21pm.
Hello Morb. haha. She is a freak for Jizz. Lord!
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Yepp. I told Jizz long ago he needed to hide his bunny. That crazy woman will boil it.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
Hello Morb. haha. She is a freak for Jizz. Lord!
Sassy hon, I think speakit went to banned camp... again. HI btw =]
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 04/30/2010 - 8:50am.
May is National Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand girl!
haha Jizz. How are you?
What's the difference between Penny and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
oh joy. there's one now.
speakit. OMG! Get over Jizz. He doesn't like you. Thanks. Ugh!
Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:21pm.
Women here
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are what you find when you scrape the bottom of the estrogen barrel.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:20pm.
Gross, I just sat down to finish my lunch and saw a bug running away....
*tosses lunch*
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JJ - you live in Hawaii, therefore no pity! LOL
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 6:46pm.
@csg !
LOL
squezeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
luvs chu
till tomorrow , so busy today , best wishes and much love
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*SMOOCHES*
check in tomorrow and give us an update on what's new in the life of Peachy!
Whoa.
Does everyone know that Simon Monjack croaked?
(Brittany Murphy's husband.)
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
*Yawns*
@csg !
LOL
squezeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
luvs chu
till tomorrow , so busy today , best wishes and much love
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Dear 2010.. CUT IT OUT ALREADY.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Gross, I just sat down to finish my lunch and saw a bug running away....
*tosses lunch*
awww I love cat/dog interspecies love...the only non-depresing thing I've seen or heard about today.
RIP Paul Gray. This makes me sad. :(
His wife was pregnant with their first kid too.
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
madam ex - I'm not a Slip Knot fan, but the death toll for 2010 sure seems to have kicked off in high gear. DAMN!
2010 SUMMER OF DEATH WORLD TOUR KICKED OFF
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
LOL @ ARods checking account
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:48pm.
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I've done that, in slightly more time, and a massive jar of sauerkraut, with juice. The only problem is I've never been pregnant, haha.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
This is so cute it's almost unbearable!
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:35pm.
i want that puppy so bad , i wanna eat it , i want to squeze it and then eat it and then squeeze it again.
gosh so freking cute
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PEACHY - the majority of dlisters would say the same thing about you!
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:19pm.
Something for Lohan? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37319358/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
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Now, I ask you. Why make a drug so pure it kills on contact? Not a great way to build customer loyalty!
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Well this certainly hasn't hit NYC yet, otherwise I would def. know about it....trust me, its not here at all. All we have is the white powder form and it sucks ass...you can do like 5 bags and it still sucks.
3rd is A-rods checking account.
The Texas Rangers who owe him deferred salary filed bankruptcy today, costing A-rod....
...25,000,000.00$ :D
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
@ M.E.
Per TMZ, the bassist for Slip Knot was found dead this morning.
2010 is not looking so good.
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wow its like 2009 went right into 2010 with the deaths, very disturbing, not that I know SlipKnots music, not my type of thing darling, all I know is you dont know who's who with those damn masks on. They're kinda lame to me, but that doesnt mean anyone deserves to die. Okay who's gonna be the 3rd one???
@ROJOPEACHES
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:35pm.
i want that puppy so bad , i wanna eat it , i want to squeze it and then eat it and then squeeze it again.
gosh so freking cute
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Me too times 10.
Per TMZ, the bassist for Slip Knot was found dead this morning.
2010 is not looking so good.
Sandbitch the Dr only told me to wait 6 weeks.
:(
I am also looking forward to this weekend, I am taking my 84 yr old mom to our ancestral cemetery to put flowers on the graves for "Decoration Day"
i want that puppy so bad , i wanna eat it , i want to squeze it and then eat it and then squeeze it again.
gosh so freking cute
by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
I am soooooooooo looking forward to this 3 day weekend coming up.
I felt like I could have slept all damn day this morning.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:26pm.
Yeah, Sandbitch, I think I did that Friday night.
---Tell Mr Ripper...(!) LOL
*Gentlemen usually wait for the stitches to dissolve*
Yeah, Sandbitch, I think I did that Friday night.
:(
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:08pm.
ME the downside to hysterectomy is that mine was 4 months ago and I still can't endure a good hard dickin'.
---Thanks. I just blew out a perfectly good anterior and posterior repair on that.
TEAM DYSPAREUNIA!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 3:56pm.
I just got an offer of a three month contracting assignment that I don't want. I told them I want minimum $30 per hour. I wonder what they'll say to that? lOLOLOLOL!
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Careful. That happened to me once and I ended up getting $600/day. I suppose that's not such a bad thing.
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In case you haven't noticed, I don't have a dick which means I can't sell it in the men's room at Jamba Juice, baby.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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