Monday, May 24th 2010
NALGAS OUT!
Hos at the French Open yesterday should've been keeping their eyes on Venus Williams' balls, but instead they couldn't stop staring at her "Noah Cyrus going to church" tennis teddy and her flesh colored ass huggers. Venus brushed off the prudes and said her ensemble was about the "illusion that I've got a vagina...a lot of my motif this year."
Venus' rock hard butt cheeks could crack a tennis ball just by flinching at it, so I say she should flaunt them as much as she can. Especially because every time she shows off her ass, Gay Al Reynolds punches at his nalgas because no matter how many "squeeze the peen" exercises he does they will never be as great as Venus'.
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(whispers) Whatever happened to wearing "tennis whites?"
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She can wear whatever the fuck she wants. She's Venus Williams!
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She looks ghastly.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 6:46am.
Well thank you very much; I love a compliment!
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:50pm.
EXCELLENT POST!!!!!!!!
Why is she wearing flesh colored booty shorts.. wear a different color so you don't look nekkid.
Totally on purpose
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Oh for Pete's sake...all of you droning on and on about how she looks good ..get some fucking glasses and couth! She is an eye sore and is making a mockering of the sport. You dont go onto the court wearing black lace while your ass is hanging out!! Anyone with common sense understands that. Stop making excuses for her shenanigans ... call it what it is ... a desperate attempt to get people talking about her. Some people really dont care what kind of attention they get , be it positive or negative. She is one of those people!!
And was it her or her sister that got fined thousands of dollars for cursing at a judge last year? See....shenanigans along with no class, it never ends!
I love it!.i can see what i really can't and it's not really there,in my book that is MAGIC! nice nalgas too!
@ rojopeaches80: Oh yeah; I had a question for him/her earlier, but then I left to go to the gym and came back and saw a LOT of horrid name calling and other things. I can only shake my head at ignorance and thank God that people like that are the minority.
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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 12:55am.
Wow, what the hell happened in here?
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hmmmmm ok tsklala , is a psycho so she was reported and most likely banned, people haven't realized that this is not yahoo news.
you wont get away with derogatory comments , such as the N word ever and other kind of coarse language , which i am unable to say , because it turns out i went to catholic school and mother superior would frown upon me .
there , no manners .
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Wow, what the hell happened in here?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I don't actually think it's THAT bad, except in the main picture for this entry--because her left cheek looks like it isn't covered. It would probably look worse on someone with lighter skin, because there would be more contrast coming through behind the lace. So if she was wearing a lighter color, it might look a little worse.
Also, some of you guys do know there are different branches of feminism, right? Whatever is prescribed as "modern" doesn't necessarily have to be the one you associate with. Not all feminists are feminazis just as not all feminists think being a stripper is empowering.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:43pm.
On this very thread someone mentioned Russian tennis player Anna Kurnikova and said she was "Eastern European white trash". Well, I was born in the same country as Kurnikova. It made me feel like caca.
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When people say "white trash" it makes me feel bad, too, just because I'm southern and people often tend to indiscriminately refer to white southerners as white trash.
i totally thought this was ashy ass! escandalo - i couldn't imagine why venus would go out of the house with her butt cheeks all ashy like that. clearly she needs some 'assistance' getting dressed!
*rimshot*
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I don't much care for her outfit, but for her achievements she derserves nothing but credit.
Here I am, being my usually boring and unprovocative self and there you have Tsklala raving and ranting like there is no tomorrow. Guess which one of us is under edit watch?
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 12:20am.
Angel_I, rojopeaches, and everyone else who said something: i just wanted to thank you for being so vocal and speaking up. It's important to state your ideals and to show that it isn't okay to speak in the manner that some people did in here. Just wanted to say thanks.
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NO THANK YOU !
nobody gets to tell your worth .
no one , ever.
there is a saying in mexico " bullies rule until the weak rise" , sometimes is only one word , just one person to listen , to understand that WE ARE NOT DIFFERENT .
that is all it takes .
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
kisses@RyanFischer, bambam's nipplez, all the Venus fans and mah bitchez!
Nitol(;x)
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Angel_I, rojopeaches, and everyone else who said something: i just wanted to thank you for being so vocal and speaking up. It's important to state your ideals and to show that it isn't okay to speak in the manner that some people did in here. Just wanted to say thanks.
There's a lot of prejudice in the world against people who have magnificent nipplez too.
DON'T HATE ON ME BECUZ AH HAZ MAGNIFICENT NIPPLEZ DAMMIT!!! DEY ARR A GIFT FROM GAWDDD!!! DEY IZ NOT NASTY, DEY IS BEYOOTIFUL. LOOKIT DEM. SEE HOW HARRRRD DEY GITS. SEE DE PERFECK SHAPE AND TEXTURE. LOOKIT DEM LITTLE BUMPS. DEY IS SEXAY. DON'T HATE ON DE SEXAY. LOOKIT. BEHOLD MAH GORGEOUSITY!!! LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT DAMMIT.
LOOKIT MAH NIPPLEZ YOU NIPPLE BIGOTS!!! LOOKIT MAHHHHH NIPPLEZZZZZZZ!!!!
goodnite.
hors.
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@ angel_i
I'm so sorry you had to read some very disturbing stuff here today.
You know what, white Heidi Klum and black Seal are married and very happy and have beautiful babies together.
And we have a black President in US.
So the future is full of promise!
*smooches@peaches*:) I totally unnerstan:)
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Damn girl cover up your ass.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 12:00am.
@rojopeaches: (oopsie)
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Waddyamean by that, silly! I loved your rant on the fat man thread:)
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:57pm.
@Nitty: what's Satchels of Gold?
I thought that was gonna be Ms. Williams nalga product over there.
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OMG! LOL, Angel..srrsly..that could totally be a the name of a new Venus Fanny Pack!! Hahaha
But the line comes from one of the House Hwores of New York losin' her ever lovin' mind and just saying that line in the middle of a convo..lol
Sleep well, Dumpling. Call me one of Heidi Klume's cast offs because, "I'm oot!" xoxox
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@rojopeaches: (oopsie)
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Waddyamean by that, silly! I loved your rant on the fat man thread:)
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@Nitty: what's Satchels of Gold?
I thought that was gonna be Ms. Williams nalga product over there.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:43pm.
@ angel_i
There's a lot of racism and prejudice in here. Not just against black people.
On this very thread someone mentioned Russian tennis player Anna Kurnikova and said she was "Eastern European white trash". Well, I was born in the same country as Kurnikova. It made me feel like caca.
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And there you go. ((HUGS)), btw:) Just people bein' people. We love to name call. (I know I do;p) and sometimes I'll drop a "race" bomb in my head but I get it that we're not "there" yet. There are still idjits like tsklala running around so afraid of their own shadow and they're just wishing there was someone they could blame for that. Thinking they know who is good and who is bad like WE are ever gonna have that kind of Godly power to make those judgments. But people usually just choose something and stick with it: fatties, junkies, rich people, poor people, blacks, whites, trinis, polish, whatever...anyway you can throw people into a group together and aim hatred. You really can't take it personally. Be afraid tho - cuz that's how animals act; an animal will have an experience with ONE human and decide that none of us can be trusted.... and animals can also be quite unpredictable - mostly becuz their communication skills are so limited.
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oh yeah sorry by the way i am invisible .
my bad
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
there is a lot of everything in here lately .
i feel the same with some regulars , that i wont mention , i have heard home depot , flannel ,etc, at least in my side i feel overwhelmed is just too much AZ law and so on , and i live in my country i can't even imagine what the targets really feel like , is just bollocks .
is so easy to type BS , what is the worst it can happen ?, banned .
i feel more a more let down by people this days like never before in my life.
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
I'm saddened by some of the racist posts on here. Also, people saying she has no respect for the game based on her dress don't know what she has done for the women's game. It was Venus Williams who got the tennis world to give equal pay to women. Her petitions, her articles she wrote on the topic, and her tenacity single-handedly got the ball rolling to have women get the pay they deserve in the sport: which is equal pay to the men, however outrageously high that pay may be. She also agreed to play more tennis, at the urging of notable people in the tennis world (McEnroe, Billie Jean King, Evert, Navratilova) at the height of her celebrity to encourage women to stay longer in the game for more than a few years. She agreed to do more Doubles to show the benefits of playing that side of the sport as well as the cups and the Olympics. Out of respect for the sport she has done all these things.
As for her dress, you can have your opinions on it, but I'm going to repost what I put much earlier to help explain her "outrageous" outfit choices:
As for the outfit? While it may not be the typical tennis outfit, I love her nod to the Moulin Rouge, seeing that this is the French Open. She's a business woman, and she's smart about it. Instead of taking millions in endorsement money from Nike or Adidas, she's selling her brand Eleven. And by doing these unconventional tennis outfits, she's gettng photographed and talked about all while excelling at the sport. Because of that, people are buying her clothes. They may not be daring enough to buy this, but she's driving people to her website to view all the outfits in the brand that are more conventional. And you know what? People are buying it. She only has a few good years left of tennis, and she's using this time to really establish her brand that will hopefully support her and give her a career for the rest of her life. Serena gets all the endorsement money, and then invests it in the brand that is owned by both her and her sister. Say what you want about their looks (but honestly, why would you as they're tennis players and not models), but you can't question their saviness.
Also, tons of tennis players' skirts fly up when they're playing. Some wear shorts, others wear skin-toned athletic shorts (which she is wearing here).
Finally, not that it matters (but I have to stand up for her), I find Venus attractive. She may not have "conventional" (whatever that means) beauty, but she has a regalness to her look that also comes out in the gracefulness of her game.
And the racism is so unnecessary and needs to stop. People can be so hateful behind the anonymity of a computer screen. I know it makes you feel important and all (I'm looking at you Tsklala), but all it shows is how little, ignorant, and afraid of the world you really are.
Honestly, I like it; but she could have at least wore black tennis shoes! QUE SUCIO learn how to match!
@Angel_i *MuaH*
Maybe she was hoping to get an endorsement from Curell or Gold Bond lotion to cure what appears to be ashy ass?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:28pm.
No one would have even noticed if she hadn't put the damn jock strap on backwards.
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Nawmsayin'? (Hi, Nitty:) But really - her ass DOES look bare in this light.
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For realz, lil_ras...I knew I was only scratching the surface...just grasping at examples on the fly. Cuz I hate to read that: this race, that race. It's just people. People suck. And sometimes they don't. And that prison stat - or stats in general - makes me INSANE. I have a friend writing a paper on that for the last 2 years and sometimes when I'm editing or he's reading it makes me cry. No lie. There's no justice - not really. It's tragic.
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No one would have even noticed if she hadn't put the damn jock strap on backwards.
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@ angel_i
Germans killed not only 6 million Jews.
20 million Russians were killed by Germans in 1941-1945.
@ angel_i
There's a lot of racism and prejudice in here. Not just against black people.
On this very thread someone mentioned Russian tennis player Anna Kurnikova and said she was "Eastern European white trash". Well, I was born in the same country as Kurnikova. It made me feel like caca.
Some people just look like they stink. Venus is one of them. Others I can add to that list are Lindsey Lohan, Fantasia and Courtney Love.
Btw, my kid said this outfit would be fine if the shorts were red. They way the shorts can confuse you is what makes it looks inappropriate.
Myself, it's just too frilly for that body.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
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I HATE EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING AND ............SPANX , YEAH OK THERE I SAID IT .
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Ok, but didn't she wear it cuz this is some big fancy schmancy tournament and some huge fashion designer guru type is getting a chance to feature his o-so-cool and innovative designs on a "winner" on the court?
Plus, doesn't she LOVE fashion- like, isn't that a thing for her?
♥ Threadkilla!
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Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:37pm.
Did I just read that this foolio is Brazilian?
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Yeah, Angel, the argument ended for me at that little revelation. Next...
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:39pm
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I'm on my way, but for 3 minutes, you're paying for my damn cab!
Actually, the narrow "concern" I was referencing was the concern CSG had. Her concern was about women athletes as a whole, but seemed to ignore the fact that the issues surrounding the appearance of the Williams sisters aren't made up exclusively of the same components as those surrounding, say, Danica Patrick.
They have the combined forces of their gender, societal expectations of them as women, -and- the expectations/assumptions/stereotypes about women who look like them working against them.
Two of the major problems of mainstream modern feminism is that it is not inclusive and expects women who are affected in multiple ways to overlook them for the greater woman cause.
I'm not a feminist because I shouldn't have to pick a group.
Updated:
LOL. Eff this laggy ass edit system.
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:33pm.
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Some of the best dogs I've ever owned were mongrels. Some of the most attractive people I've ever seen were the same, heritage wise.
Leave mah nipplez alone you dirty, dirrrty girl.
Hands to yourself.
*flashes nip at Ro*
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by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/06/2010 - 9:39pm.looks just like Jimmy Lee Taylor, the super fat kid who lived across the street from me back in the day. Jimmy Lee married an inbred hillbilly gal and tried on several occasions to electrocute his mother.
Submitted by ButtersBottomBitch on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:07pm.
Thanks Angel! Normally, I would never stoop to this idiots level, but I really hate ignorance.
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A pleasure. Sorta;p
But seriously. I just couldn't leave that shit up there and not address it. It's so...so ...so 1950. I really really WANT a new millenium. I want humanity to grow the fuck up already. *sigh*
But I agree. Bluffing. Just insecure, low man on the totem pole shit. A Brazilian hanging around white people....he's just pitching his stake in what he thinks is the winning team. As IF any white man who talks like he does would give him the time of day. HA! Fucking loser. Tell you what? Go try and join the KKK and let me know how that works out for you tsklala.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
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Okay, I just read your fleshed out thoughts lol. Well, whatever-tennis officials are assholes, and our current so-called feminism is bullshit. The end.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:37pm.
Wait a second. You hos don't need me. You have this dumb bitch on a leash already.
Did I just read that this foolio is Brazilian?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by rojopeaches80 on Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:33pm.
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Some of the best dogs I've ever owned were mongrels. Some of the most attractive people I've ever seen were the same, heritage wise.
Leave mah nipplez alone you dirty, dirrrty girl.
Hands to yourself.
*flashes nip at Ro*
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