How About Some Ice Blended Diabetes In A Cup?
Men's Health Magazine has put out their annual Worst Drinks in America list and Cold Stone Creamery's PB&C shake took the #1 spot thanks to the 2,010 calories your body will gain if you drink an entire 24 fl oz cup of it.
To put this into perspective, 2,010 calories is what you would ingest if you licked a little bit of Paul Mason's pre-cum or inhaled near Aretha Franklin after she sneezed. On the other side, I don't think Angie Jo has consumed 2,010 calories total in her lifetime.
Here's the details from Men's Health. Keep a shot of insulin near you just in case:
Cold Stone PB&C (Gotta Have It size, 24 fl oz)2,010 calories
131 g fat (68 g saturated)
153 g sugarsSugar Equivalent: 30 Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies
In terms of saturated fat, drinking this Cold Stone catastrophe is like slurping up 68 strips of bacon. Health experts recommend capping your saturated fat intake at about 20 grams per day, yet this beverage packs more than three times that into a cup the size of a Chipotle burrito. But here’s what’s worse: No regular shake at Cold Stone, no matter what the size, has fewer than 1,000 calories. If you must drink your ice cream, make it one of the creamery’s “Sinless” options. Otherwise you’d better plan on buying some bigger pants on the way home
Kirstie Alley is probably throwing a Kanye shrug at this, because she puts SlimFast powder in a PB&C shake and makes a sensible breakfast out of it. Hell, she probably brushes her teeth with it.
That mess is every flavor of disgusting, and yet I still want to bathe in a bath tub full of it. Goodbye working arteries, hello deliciousness!
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Pack that slushee in an enema and take it straight to the tuchas, faster ingestion that way. I call it a breakfast bag.
~Jwood
I do not know why they always to these little food 'exposes'. Did anyone think that a large milkshake was a low-calorie food? I personally see no problem with this milkshake per se, just why do people get the large? I am sure it is sweet enough that a small would satisfy any craving. And I think that if you only eat something like this once in a great while it is ok, just not all the time. Of course I am no skinny-minnie by any stretch of the imagination (I could stand to lose about 20 pounds, but hey I quit smoking and I love to bake) but it seems to me that a lot of this country's problems could be solved by people just cooking at home. Cooking at home is usually less calories than restaurant food and is a lot cheaper.
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Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 and a half years. I'm no dummy.
131 grams of fat??? I limit my total intake of fat (not just saturated, but ALL fat) to only 20 grams a day. I try to eat NO saturated fat at all. This is disgusting.
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Submitted by Glitter.Dust on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:03pm.
Reminds me of a girl on Dr. Phil that said the cookie jar spoke to her. Or the woman that thought Satan was force-feeding her Little Debbies!
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I always say sugar is the devil!!!! See these ladies know!
Cold Stone Creamery , yet another Arizona based company to boycott
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
I love Coldstone and all its obesity-inducing goodness
Submitted by Glitter.Dust on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:03pm.
Reminds me of a girl on Dr. Phil that said the cookie jar spoke to her. Or the woman that thought Satan was force-feeding her Little Debbies!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!! I'll have to use those excuses next time I slip up on my diet. Thanx :)
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I just had to barf on this thread again. Whorff!(me horking up sugary syrupy creamy death dessert)
Potato Chips are so much better. Saltsaltsalt
Hekki said,
"I count my blessings everyday that I don't have diabetes because I'm an awful sugar addict."
But your intake of sugar has exactly zip all to do with whether you develop diabetes.
I have a type 1 diabetic friend and I used to think she never could eat sugar. Now people think that about me (type 2 since 2004). I still can and still do eat sugar, just can't eat it in unlimited quantities.
And yes, your blood sugar CAN be low enough that you can have chocolate and be a diabetic, but an ice cream shake is obviously not the best thing for that!
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Reminds me of a girl on Dr. Phil that said the cookie jar spoke to her. Or the woman that thought Satan was force-feeding her Little Debbies!
This is old, old news. I worked at a Coldstone years ago and this shake has been on the menu since at least 2005! I made sure the read the nutrition facts and would tell all my friends how horrible that shit is for you!
People would come into that place with diabetes and tell me their blood sugar was low enough for chocolate. And so I had to serve people who were killing themselves.
Also their ice cream is the unhealthiest thing on the planet. They use TONS of cream and sugar to do it. They just don't advertise the fact that most of their 'medium' (called love its) or large sizes (called gotta have its) are upwards of 1,000 calories a serving.
@Hekki
It's burgers, fries and pizza that are hard to give up.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:08pm.
I count my blessings everyday that I don't have diabetes because I'm an awful sugar addict.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
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Good for you Hekki. I've been trying to eat healthier also but I always fall off the bandwagon. I wanna be able to take off my shirt this summer without feeling insecure. A gay man's dilemma.
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And seriously, don't people feel like shit when they drink a whole one of those shake things?
My sister and I split a McD's frappe thing because she had a freebie coupon and we couldn't finish the damn thing, it was so sweet. I felt dizzy afterwards. People who drink those big honking things must have crazy insulin.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by Frost on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 6:19pm.
I've noticed something: as I've gotten older, just looking at stuff like that, anything made my Paula Deen, or things on "This is Why You're Fat" put me off food rather than making me hungry.
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I was just going to write the same thing!! There was a time in my 20's when I would have been all over that frosty deliciousness and screw the calories!! By the time I got to 40, that kind of food, including candy and cakes, and deep fat fried garbage, just don't appeal that much anymore. Maybe I glutted myself and realized food isn't love or something deep like that shit, but my cravings just went away as I grew up.
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I was just thinking this, too. Things that used to taste good, like Twinkies and Cheetos don't taste good to me. Even Toblerone. (Nutella is still delicious, though)
It takes a surprisingly short time to reconfigure your taste buds. I cut out the processed foods and when you go back to junk food, it really doesn't taste good at all. You can acquire a taste for it; I know because I've fallen off the wagon. But once you get back on it, it really is better. You FEEL better, too. I used to get bloated and crabby eating all that shit.
The most orgasmic thing I ate today was (seriously) a piece of sprout bread toast with a slab of perfectly ripe avocado and a slab of perfectly ripe tomato, sprinkled with some kosher salt, pepper and herbs. I let myself have a couple of gummi bears and they were pretty good, too.
McFleury. It just came to me
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:39pm.
For anyone who thinks it's fine to clog your arteries
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i don't think it's fine at all. but i think we are really set up to do it.
And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
Of the low spark of high-heeled boys
yum yum... we don't have that in Canada. My guilty pleasure, besides the sweet nectar, is McDonald's half Smarties/half Rolo ice cream small flakey.
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top it with a few of paula deens fried butter nuggets and oprah's wagon o' back-fat and i may give it a whirl.. jealous?
I just found out that almost all Panera Bread sandwiches and drinks are unbelieveably caloric/fat/sodium and I go there almost every day.
I don't know what to do.
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Chipotle has more calories than TC. And their shit doesn't even have that nice fatty flavor.
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Submitted by roxie on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 9:24pm.
I do not care for Cold Stone. Chipotle is ok as a Taco Bell substitute.
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You do not care for cold stone creamery? You do not care for cold stone creamery? Let me get this straight.... You..do not care....for cold stone creamery? Does not compute! J/k! Taco Bell ewwww I may as well eat that in the bathroom but Chipotle yummmm and we dont have that where I live that I know of! I had that on vacation and it was soooo good!
I do not care for Cold Stone. Chipotle is ok as a Taco Bell substitute.
In TX we have Marble Slab-same concept but waaayyyy better ice cream that is not as calorific. Coldstone always bored me to tears. Their ice creams are not quality, and they overcharge for it. I feel like I'm basically paying to eat creamy plastic with m&ms in it, yet everyone makes such a big fucking deal about this place. Idungetit.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:39pm.
For anyone who thinks it's fine to clog your arteries and ruin your blood sugar for the all-American pleasure of bolting down crap like this, let me ask one thing: have you ever seen a person die from the diseases this stuff causes? Like diabetes, heart attacks, kidney failure and loss of limbs? While the person still throws down the junk? I have, and it's the ugliest thing you'll ever witness. It'll put you off junk food for good.
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Buzzkill!!!!
But in all seriousness I just had to totally cut all sugar and shit out because its that addicting to me I cant just eat a little. So Id rather have none then it kill me.
*throws two celery sticks in blender* Awesome!!
For anyone who thinks it's fine to clog your arteries and ruin your blood sugar for the all-American pleasure of bolting down crap like this, let me ask one thing: have you ever seen a person die from the diseases this stuff causes? Like diabetes, heart attacks, kidney failure and loss of limbs? While the person still throws down the junk? I have, and it's the ugliest thing you'll ever witness. It'll put you off junk food for good.
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Sorry for the double post -- my computer has fuckin' gremlins.
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Submitted by Frost on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 6:19pm.
I've noticed something: as I've gotten older, just looking at stuff like that, anything made my Paula Deen, or things on "This is Why You're Fat" put me off food rather than making me hungry.
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I was just going to write the same thing!! There was a time in my 20's when I would have been all over that frosty deliciousness and screw the calories!! By the time I got to 40, that kind of food, including candy and cakes, and deep fat fried garbage, just don't appeal that much anymore. Maybe I glutted myself and realized food isn't love or something deep like that shit, but my cravings just went away as I grew up.
Wow, that makes me sick thinking about how bad that is.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:16pm.
Scarf, I did that for 8 years, which is why I do not find your name humorous. Bulimia is not funny.
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Actually my name has nothing to do with food or bulimia (ironic that we are having this exchange on a food thread)......but rather that I read all these stories with a vengeance (Dlisted, TMZ, NYPost) and then I wanna barf. Most of these stories are junk food for the brain, yet I can't get enough.
Ok, whores...I'm running out of booze, my ass itches and I heard a disturbing noise from downstairs which may require my drunken, weapon wielding attention...these are just three of the reasons why I must bid all you skeezers g'nite...
Doncha wishu was me????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thanks Tiger....have not relapsed in 11 1/2 years, but it is just a poisonous way of thinking that never fully leaves you.
on with the fun!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:17pm.
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AHAHAHAHAH! *sticks tiger claw down tiger froat*...
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Wild animals are soooo unpredictable!
Sorry about your E.D.! Its a terrible thing to wrestle!
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 7:46pm.
What are people getting worked up for? The fatty-bo-batties don't give a
shit about how many calories are in this. They'll keep drinking it until their arteries wave the white flag of surrender and quit that bitch. What i'd like to see is how much money Cold Stone makes on this shake.
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I personally give a shit for that very reason. I am not gonna be eating this shit, but I am on the same sliding insurance scale of these "fatty-bo-batties" fuck America and the consume consume consume mentality.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:16pm.
Scarf, I did that for 8 years, which is why I do not find your name humorous. Bulimia is not funny.
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Oh, did not know that...Hope you are better...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:08pm.
Let's ship these things off to the starving kids in Africa.
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No kidding that is seriously not a bad idea. How long? Two years tops they will be in the running for most obese country in the world. Scratch that we dont want to lose our number 1 status.
Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 5:24pm.
I'm hardly a conservative. Quite the opposite. But there is something wrong with a country that is going to tax the hell out of me so that the dumbest-Sarah Palin and her baby breeding bunch and the crap eaters-can live.
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there's something wrong with a country that subsidizes corn (syrup) and wheat and sugar and dairy so that they are the cheapest foods available, then profits off the poor (especially) killing themselves with their poisons.
the problem with this country is we'd rather punish the weak than limit the bullying power of the strong.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 7:05pm.
scarf, fuck I hate your screenname. I had to say it.
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AHAHAHAHAH! *sticks tiger claw down tiger froat*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Scarf, I did that for 8 years, which is why I do not find your name humorous. Bulimia is not funny.
Tiger, BRILLIANT. I love it.
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how am I gonna keep myself away from me, keep myself away from me?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 7:05pm.
scarf, fuck I hate your screenname. I had to say it.
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Needless to say, I really like cold stone ice cream... Sadly, there are no healthy foods that I enjoy.
I disagree on one point, 2,000 calories would be licking the sweat and salty lint off aretha's teatas...
Let's ship these things off to the starving kids in Africa.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 7:49pm.
Tiger, you are fucking killing me! I swear, we could write a whole stand up routine......
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I say we go for broke and remake the 'Sound of Music' with Blohan as Maria...John Waters directs and we cast Todd Bridges, Tom Sizemore, Courtney Love, Mary Carey, Heidi Fleiss, Britney Spears, Gary Coleman, Phil Spector, Randy Quaid and wife, Dennis Rodman, Danny Bonneduce, and Alexis Arquette...
O/T: Cold Stone Creamery will be a sponser...
And...ACTION!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That's completely insane. I'm all for a decadent treat once in a while, but everything in moderation.
No wonder there's an epidemic of type II diabetes in this country!
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 7:46pm.
they probably make a killing it like almost 6 bucks a shake!!! Not that Id know or anything Im purely throwing a guess out. (sips straw loudly)
Tiger, you are fucking killing me! I swear, we could write a whole stand up routine......
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