Adrien Brody Is Scared Of Rapey Gay Goats
Note to Billy Goat Brad Pitt: If you ever have dinner at Adrien Brody's house, make sure to be on your best gentlemanly behavior or you'll be sent to Sonoma, CA forever. You've been warned.
Adrien Brody tried to buy two lady goats for his New York farm, but instead he was sold two dude goats. Not just any dude goats, one of his goats had a giant peen that could cause horns to splinter. And the big dicked goat really wanted to put his shit to use, which made Adrien scream for his mommy.
Adrien explains, "The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn't know what to do. I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free... because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one's behalf... so I sent them off to Sonoma."
Sodomy in Sonoma! Now we really know why George Clooney won't stop staring at goats.
You know, I don't want to remember Adrien Brody for his perfectly sculpted Afghan Hound face, his erect penis nose or his impeccable fashion sense. I want to remember Adrien Brody for his fear of gay goats with big dicks.
And Nicolas Cage wants you all to know that he will never ever eat those goats.
via Toronto Sun
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He should never have named them Tommy and Travolta, dammit!
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Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 6:07pm.
He's gay just for telling that story. I can't tell if he trims/waxes his chest or not, but there are guys that naturally don't grow hair on their chest (I'm one of them). I wish I could grow hair on my chest...I find it sexy.
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I thought you were a female, so you are gay and like men with hair on their chests? Or you like your women to have hair on their chests? There are women who have some hair on their chests.
I'm sorry, but I can't keep my goats straight. Sorry for the pun ;)
Cue "Paddy Mcginty's Goat"
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 7:05pm.
Horny Gay Goat??
Yep, I have been called that one a few times.
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hee.hee.
Maybe, but I will continue to address you as "good lookin'".
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Horny Gay Goat??
Yep, I have been called that one a few times.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
I'm sure that I could get the chair in at least 11 states for saying this, but that is the kind of body that gives me the moists. Yes, I need the Jesus...
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Out of the ash I rise with my red hair. And I eat men like air.
he is sexy as hell...but I am still trying to forgive him for chatting up Wonky McValtrex...that image disturbed me more than George Clooney's fascination with goats....but that was good MK, that is why George Clooney stares at Goats....good one!!!
Okay Aydray, don't you hate on no homersecktule goats....especially the one with the big dick...Don't hate cuz you ain't...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's gay just for telling that story. I can't tell if he trims/waxes his chest or not, but there are guys that naturally don't grow hair on their chest (I'm one of them). I wish I could grow hair on my chest...I find it sexy.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
*goes back to a time (cough) last week when Adrien was not on the CDC's top 10 list. Fuck you, Paris.*
I would lick his Afghan Hound face.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
So now when I look at Adrien I just whimper in silence and think about those two gay goats who were fighting the other off to get to him first…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/05/adrien-brody-one-day-im-going-to...
hmmm..here is the non-waxed version:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2006/08/adrien_brody_shirtless/adrien-...
eww..
well dunno i prefer hairless dudes,
HIPS.
That is all.
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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 1:42pm.
I said it before and I'll say it again: I have no respect for men who wax their chests.
Well, I do it because I naturally have only one small concentrated patch right over my sternum. When I'm wearing a shirt, it makes it look like I'm uber-hairy, and when I'm not, well, it just looks retarded.
I DO NOT mess with the hair below my navel, however.
If he does go screaming for mommy, hopefully she will take pictures of those goats (or at least the one's dick), since his mama is the celebrated Village Voice photographer Sylvia Plachy.
Now we really know why George Clooney won't stop staring at goats.
Bwhahahahahaha...ahhhhh.....hahahahahahaha
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Sodomy in Sonoma! Now we really know why George Clooney won't stop staring at goats.
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HA HA HA HA!! Oh, my Dog. MK, you SLAY me!
The goat was actually Paris Hilton.
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Sorry...I would have to be tased to be dragged away from this.
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"When I watch you eat...When I see you sleep...When I look at you lately, I just wanna smash your face in!" --Barbara Rose, THE WAR OF THE ROSES
Weird pic - cant quite put my finger on what is wrong with his body or his facial expression (and I don't really want to either)
This is quite possibly the most random story ever. Was he conducting food tests for Nicolas Cage?
salacious,
Agreed... I think waxed chests on guys are so gross. And who ever thought it was a good idea to start with?!
On another note... I really love goats.
um...what?
I said it before and I'll say it again: I have no respect for men who wax their chests.
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Cunt Plug: When you love something so much you must roll it up and shove it in your vagina. -Impertinent Vixen
Snideychick sez:
Hey dumbass city boy Brody, the big dicked goat is being aggressive and needs nannies (female goats) to fuck! This is dominating behavior obviously.
You'd think someone with all his money would PAY for advice from someone who has farm animal experience.
And I'm STILL done with since you got infected by Paris Hilton!
He freed a goat that he thought was being taken advantage of by sending it to Sonoma, CA (full of farmland in certain areas), so that the 'abused' one could have more space and not be subjected to apparently non-consensual sex with the more dickly goat? Do I have that right?
I see now why everyone's calling him an asshole! Because he tried to give more space to the supposedly abused goat so he didn't have to put out all the time!
What a douche!
:::eye roll:::
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Agree! Finally! I always thought this dude was totally fug and couldn't understand why I always ended up ancle deep in panty pudding whenever he was mentioned on here.
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Oh Adrien!
I was willing to share my small nose with you! We could have had somewhat normal-sized nose children but you f-ed it up when you rubbed beaks with Wonky!
I dislike his nudie chest.... :(
Nice bod, but I hope he never procreates. Can you imagine passing that schnoz on to your kids?
I think this is why he was chatting up Paris last week. She's clearly some kind of lady goat.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by pizza on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 12:40pm.
that would be insane to have to witness!
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Prison rape, funny! Goat rape, not so much.
TOTAL AGREE!
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
ok, totally off topic...can't wait til open post(work), but corey feldman is doing some techno thing in Burlington, Ia. on Friday...ha. and Daisy de la whatshername is gonna sing...i used to live there until 6 months ago...maybe I should go back & look.?
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 12:53pm.
fucking classy
Why? I LOVE his body and adorable afgan hound face. Only, it's pretty obvious he thinks he all that though.
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Oh, to each his own ;) I think he's got a face only a drunk mother could love, though.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. The smart left a long time ago."
So what's in Sonoma? Gay Goat Retreats???
Chalk me up as Team Thinks AB is FUG.
Judd Nelson was my nose issue crush back in the day.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
fucking classy
Why? I LOVE his body and adorable afgan hound face. Only, it's pretty obvious he thinks he all that though.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
he is a homogoatphobe
MK I know you only love him cos he could eat out and pound your no-no at the same time with his SHNOZ.
He gives me the tingles too! But alas, we could never kiss passionately w/o one of us accidentally knocking the other out. Cos I have a somewhat of a honker too.
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"We're all in the gutter, but atleast some of us are looking up at the stars..."
"...so I sent them off to Sonoma."
So I guess that's his version of Avril Levine's "take it to Katrina!"
Submitted by pizza on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 12:40pm.
that would be insane to have to witness!
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Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 05/26/2010 - 12:40pm.
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With a mug like that, he definitely should hit the gym and get buff, so homeboy can upgrade from straight-up fug to butterface.
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "
Well, it sounds like he is learning the birds and the bees. I hear the same thing every night as the wild Osceola Turkeys go wild in the swamp behind my house.
Dude looks like one of those dumb fuckers who try waaaay too hard to come off as smart. In short, the worst kind of dumb fucker.
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"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want my money back! "
Well, helloooooooo there, Ade!
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I think his body is adorable I like skinny dudes that have a defined body and this is a very old picture of him, he is much meatier/buff now:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m_0vQ6-0hFU/SeSycbQIdZI/AAAAAAAACQ0/tEihVTHAcL...
http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/04/12/_adrien_brody_to_star_in_giallo/Adr...
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/buffbrody02.jpg
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/buffbrody04.jpg
that would be insane to have to witness!
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
This guy could stroll through Times Square (let alone Peoria) and 99% of people wouldn't know him and when told who he was wouldn't recognize the name.
i think the goats probably have better taste than to rub their gonads on brody.